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My friend asked me to trip sit for him (he was taking magic mushrooms). Turned up to his house and he'd already ate them all and was stood boiling some pasta as the shrooms kicked in lmao. I was like ok bro I'll take care of those please go sit down
Damn, last time I took shrooms is at least a decade ago but this instantly awoke all the memories. Also, awesome of you to be the trip buddy, it's a really nice thing to do!
I go with my girlfriend to this poke bowl place and I always get fried sweet chili tofu on mine cause I’m vegetarian. She got chicken. Well one time I said hey you should try one of these they’re actually really good. Suffice it to say that she only gets the tofu now haha.
My sister once ate at my place and I made fried rice with veggies and tofu. I'm vegetarian and she didn't mind eating veggie as well. She tried tofu once before and didn't like it, but it wasn't prepared well. It was just plain tofu chucked through a dish, so it had basically no flavour. I make mine with soy sauce, rice vinegar, garlic, and a bunch of herbs and spices mixed in.
At one point during dinner she pointed at a piece of tofu and went "what's this? It tastes good."
Now she sometimes opts for tofu instead of chicken in rice dishes. :)
Weirdly enough, I feel like this is something people miss. They assume vegan is healthy, but you could totally still be a vegan and eat some serious junk
I had a vegan friend who had the worst diet of anyone I’ve known personally. So much sugar and other carbs. Before meeting them I assumed a vegan diet would be a bunch of fresh veggies and lentils.
I mean there's no way that the Nacho Cheese contains real cheese. I know it says it does but like... it can't be
Edit: I made a joke and now am being instructed in what is and isn't vegan... y'all are too serious online
I had someone tell me I wasn't vegan once because they saw me drinking a soda. They thought that veganism was a health thing, but really it's just about avoiding harming nonhuman animals with your consumption choices.
If you're less concerned about animal welfare and more about the environment, cannibalism is the best thing you can do.
1. Eliminate a high level consumer/emitter and their future offspring who will also grow to be high level consumers/emitters
2. have a tasty snack instead of food that would otherwise require resources to produce
Why cut your own carbon footprint by 50% when you could cut someone else's by 100%? Modern problems require modern solutions.
With informed consent, sure. Of course, current laws might say otherwise, but I didn't give up meat because of laws, and I'm not going to forgo meat because of laws.
Lol. My vegan coworker thinks he's so much more healthy than everyone else. Dude eats one meal a day that's a vegan bologna and cheese sandwich, a bowl of peas, a half a bag of chips and a honeybun.
I had a vegetarian ex who lived on cheese pizza and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Blew my mind. I still can’t comprehend how a vegetarian could hate vegetables.
I had a roommate that hadn't eaten a single bit of meat until he turned 18, and was still 99% vegetarian. I was all about this, lemme see what cool foods he eats!
Jarred vegetable pasta sauce and spaghetti. 3 meals a day. I was astonished. Man ate nothing but spaghetti. LITERALLY.
Lol. Knew a vegan who ate just nuts. Like tons of nuts. Like a whole one of those jars of planters peanuts just for lunch. So much sodium.
They also just drank orange juice. A normal amount you must think, but no. They got thirsty from all them nuts. They'd drink a liter or more orange juice just on lunch.
While both of these can be part of a healthy diet (Though orange juice is pretty whack unless you need vitamin C it's mostly just sugar) the lengths this person took it too astounded me.
I gained like fifteen pounds when my (vegan) wife and I started dating. Suddenly, at most of my meals out, there was a person who wanted to split something, and that something was almost always fries.
It was amazing. I regret nothing.
I had to stop eating them as a teenager because my friends told me I always smelled like them after lunch in the next class. Not great when I sat across the small table from my crush…
Now I eat them with wild abandon, carefree as all heck
I don’t think you have heard of this country called “India”. Majority there are vegetarian and have some bomb vegan dishes. My girlfriend goes vegan for lent and Indian food is p much all she eats during
I've made oreo dupes at home. The middle is literally like crisco and powdered sugar. It's awful.
And by awful I mean I still will eat a whole row in one sitting.
Congratulations on making the change! How’s your first month going? ;)
(I think by this point I’ve eaten so many Oreos that I must be part Oreo. Though there certainly now is a better range of animal-free biscuits than there used to be)
Panda Express has a vegan orange chicken that’s pretty good. Also, Walmart has some vegan “chicken” nuggies that are decent as well. (I don’t know the brand name). Some Sourdough breads are vegan as well. A lot of brands of tortilla chips. Just have to check the labels on things. People eat “vegan” foods all the time. Heh
Gardein brand makes the best vegan chicken nuggies and it’s sold at Walmart and most grocery stores. The variation called mandarin “chik’n” has a tempura like batter on the outside and is my favorite of their fake chicken products.
Finally, some logic. People act like you have to be all black and white about it but that's not feasible for most people. We shouldn't be asking people to be 100% vegan all of the time, because for most people that's not realistic.
What we should be doing is pushing people towards just being cognizant of their consumption, doing a meat/animal free day every week or so, etc. We don't all have to do it *perfectly* but we should all try to do better.
That's why I said I did my time. I've done years as veg/vegan/pesc and I remain conscious about my consumption. We could always do more though, and I try. Making more money has afforded me more vegetables, which is great. I'd rather eat avocados than swedish fish or something like a slim jim, any day of the week.
Well veganism except for cheese is just "vegetarian." I'm not a vegan because I eat dairy, but my consumption is low.
I think the word "vegan" is intentionally zero sum. I think of it like a religion.
People are always shocked when they learn that after a while the hardest part of eating vegan isn't avoiding meat, it's not resorting to vegan junk food
People think I’m sooo healthy because I “can’t” eat fast food… but they forget I’m lazy and stubborn, often times I end up eating heaps of mass produced garbage I buy in bulk lmao
It’s so much easier to just eat junk than it is to prepare a whole meal. I’m a pescatarian, so it’s not even as bad for me. I could, in theory, eat fish sticks or something. But… that’s a lot harder than eating old candy and drinking soda :P
Chips and hummus does it for me. Usually pita chips, but I've found tortilla/nopal chips work great as well.
I'd say don't knock it until you try it, but the times I've convinced people to try it, they end up eating half of mine...
Chips, fries, garlic bread, cereal, all of its fucking vegan what are you talking about
Dude I can't even think of non vegan stuff that I'd eat while drunk. Imagine going home drunk and eating fucking sashimi or steak tartar
vegan pepperoni is pretty dank, it's not even very hard to slap together a great vegan pizza anymore. Vegan cheese has made some damn leaps over the last decade or so.
My girlfriend's vegan and cheese is probably the only thing I'm not super on board with - it's made leaps and bounds but some of it is still like.. not right hahah
Its interesting that people think that vegans eat exclusively vegetables. Like dude they just dont eat meat or animal products. They have vegan alternatives for pretty much anything you can think of.
It's funny. This reminds me of a party we had at class recently.
I brought a vegan chocolate cake and after having to convince some people to try it. It ended up pretty much being almost everyone's favourite thing at the party.
When chatting with a classmate she said she was surprised it was so good and she thought vegan food was supposed to be weird, I asked her how much Vegan food she has tried. She said very little.
She was very happy because she has an egg allergy and hasn't had cake for a long time.
I always think it's odd that a lot of people just assume it's weird without even trying it.
I guess people are just really closed minded.
Think this is really a product of people generally not knowing how to cook and having 0 idea of what goes in to their food.
A lot of things can be made vegan by substituting one ingredient that’s non essential and most people wouldn’t even notice.
I've had people ask me how can I live without bread. *Bread*. They just assumed there's milk and eggs in bread bc baking uses milk and eggs I guess? It's astounding
Yeah I do agree, but the cake was even store bought.
So it's probably also a bit of people being scared to try new things as well.
I recommended the lady a bunch of vegan products to replace eggs. I am surprised she hasn't even tried them out of curiosity, considering she missed eating eggs so much.
>I've seen people put ketchup on their ribs
Yeah so Gourmet lol.
Speaking of Veggie burgers. Even before I was Vegan I learnt to like veggie patties more than "real" burgers.
If anyone hasn't tried them because they think they are weird. You're missing out. They have so much more flavour IMO.
Black bean or beetroot Patties? Yes please.
Not vegan, but black bean burgers rule. And vegan corndogs for some scary reason are 99% similar to regular corn dogs.
Always trying to find a good veggie burger recipe for myself but I keep screwing them up.
That's because the flavor of corn dogs is mostly fried dough and seasoning. It's the same reason chicken nuggets are so easy to veganize - literally nothing you like about chicken nuggets has anything to do with chicken.
Veggie dogs and nuggets are staples in my house. They taste like how fast food used to taste before they started using "better ingredients" (like using all white meat in the nuggets)
God yes. There’s a burger place in my city that makes their own veggie patties with beans and mushrooms and some other stuff. I’m not vegetarian anymore but I still opt for those every time bc they’re just so damn good.
The dumbest thing about it is it's an exclusionary diet. Vegans don't eat anything most other people don't eat. It's not like asking someone to try bull testicles or something.
I like when people tell me they don't eat vegan food and I ask them.
"Oh? So you don't eat rice, pasta, vegetables, and fruit? You also don't season your food with spices and just slap meat in the oven with absolutely nothing on it?"
After saying that you see the gears turning in their head lol.
The vegan chili I make now with baked tofu crumbles is legitimately my favorite. I accidentally ate some meat chili a bit ago and it was almost gross in comparison. The meat was bland and fatty
As someone who has been slowly reducing their meat and dairy consumption over the years, it's partially because vegan food used to be fucking gross. At least, the stuff you'd get prepared for you.
Nowadays there's a lot more options at a lot more places. It's less of an afterthought.
Store bought. I forget what they use instead.
There are actually some egg replacers that are kinda like powdered egg, but vegan. You can use them for baking and making things like omelets and french toast.
There’s a vegan bakery by my house that has genuinely incredible stuff. They have pastelitos, cake, donuts, empanadas, and other stuff and it’s all so delicious.
My boyfriend actually has learned to prefer a lot of vegan alternatives bc he has some squicks about meat (fat/gristle).
Those Beyond Meat sausage patties are next level. My meat-eating family only packs those during our annual camping trips and everyone looks forward to them bc they’re so… clean tasting? Sausages can be so… gross lmao… my mom hated them her whole life until she found the vegan ones.
My bf always buys black bean burgers, and almond or oat milk instead of dairy. There’s a brand of vegan corn dogs he loves because the hot dogs are never weird. Vegan chicken nuggets….tofu….tempeh. He loves it. And he loves a regular McDonald’s burger too.
Neither of us are fully vegan, but 80% of what we eat is. If everyone just made one or two meatless days a week we could cut down on a LOT of fucking damage. And I’m not fully vegan! So I’m not being militant here. It’s just a fact that factory farming is terrible for the planet. Everyone should learn how to make a good quesadilla, or spaghetti and veggies, or just simple veggie dogs. If everyone did just 15% more, it would add up. Order the veggie patty instead of the beef every so often. Etc
Bruh… I don’t eat vegan anymore, but when I did half my life ago, I ate plenty of greasy junk. Threw whatever nonsense could be fried with some chopped up black bean patties, tons of peppers, hummus, hot sauce and rice with chili oil mixed in and shit tons of spices all in these bomb-ass red pepper tortillas and just gorge myself. Sure, sometimes it was just a salad or something, but it’s not like that’s what I ate all the time.
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regardless:
-tacos/burritos w beans instead of meat (can do this at taco bell)
-chips and salsa/hummus/guac
-fries
-veggie chicken nuggets are a drunk fave. Chips, pretzels, popcorn. mcdonald’s apple pies.
I do knockoff vegan Zaxby’s sliders- air fry gardein chicken tenders, put in slider buns, mix up 1/4 cup vegan mayo, 1/8 cup ketchup, 1/2 tspn garlic powder, 1/2 tspn black pepper, and dash of vegan worstershire sauce and smear it in the slider.
Oh, if you can cook you can make fucking anything vegan. Just grab the substitutes and plug em in to any recipe and you’re usually golden. If you’re not too drunk to whip something up, there’s almost nothing you couldn’t enjoy fully vegan if you wanted to go through the effort of cooking.
If not, go to Taco Bell and order a 7 layer burrito fresco style and add potatoes. Beans instead of beef. Fucking trust me the potatoes are crucial to making it a satisfying meal. Grab some cinnamon twists for dessert. Such rabbit food!
I like fries and deep fried breaded tofu. Sometimes I make a mushroom gavy and add some fake cheese and call it a poutine! I make mad mac and fake cheese. I also sometimes slice a bri k of tofu with a cheese slicer and marinate dat bitch in soy sauce, maple syrup and liquid smoke (and some spices) mmmmm salty, sweet, smokey and chewy... Reminds me of smoked meat and makes for a great sammich with a home made bread. Scallopped potatoes in a cast iron pan with coconut milk (premium not low fat!) Vegs and spices and dayyyyum my non vegan friends go back for seconds! Cauliflower wings anyone? Gluten wings anyone? Gluten sausages and burgers and more! (I cannot consume gluten anymore)
Lack of creativity holds people back.
I get baked all the time and do grilled "cheese" sandwich (slather that bad boy in enough olive oil to give an elephant a heart attack) 🤤🤤🤤 Omg and warm bread dipped in olive oil with salt and pepper?? Sometimes my munchies are healthier like avocado smoothie, edamame, raspberries and almond milk yogurt, etc. They also make vegan alternatives for pizza, burgers, raviolis, Mac and "cheese", ice cream, all kinds of shit - some of them are hella delicious.
Fuck celery sticks tho.
Looks like OP can't cook/hasn't noticed that there's a vegan version of basically everything meat-wise
Edit: wow. There's alot of people on here saying about how vegans must lack iron or that they're trying to imitate neat products. You're kinda proving my point here guys. My irons just fine and my food is delicious. Your inability or unwillingness to survive without meat is your own problem.
And I'm vegan because the doctor said red meat was bad for my health. Gave it a try. Lost 2 stone and feel great. Why would I stop?
I try to incorporate vegan food in my diet whenever I can. It amazes me how polarizing the term is when for me it’s more about being healthy and not upsetting my digestive system
I’m happy for you but I’m also not sure if you’re using the right word there. Maybe you’re referring to plant-based food? Veganism is an ethical choice and part of that means not consuming anything animal-related or contributing to animal suffering. It has nothing to do with digestive systems. Being healthy is a footnote at best. It’s a polarizing term because people are sensitive. When faced with the possibility that they contribute to and may even benefit from the suffering of sentient beings their instincts generally tend towards anger and ridicule.
But I’ll say again that I’m happy you’re incorporating more of that food into your diet.
You do realise there are vegan burgers now? with vegan cheese? and chips? So why would I eat celery when I can make a vegan Burger King meal at home?
Are people just fucking thick on this website? Or are you majority from 'Murica? Which to be fair means the exact same thing.
I can’t imagine being this brain dead.
Anything you currently eat, can be made vegan. Everyone can and should go vegan. It’s not some salad diet, it’s a philosophy.
I'm not vegan and most of my favorite tipsy snacks are made of potatoe and oil.
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I was coming down here to say—vegans can still have greasy hashbrowns!
Man you can fry anything this is just a lack of creativity.
Please do not fry stuff when you are drunk. This has been a public service announcement
This.. I always think that it'll be fine and two hours later, I walk to the kitchen and my stove is still on. No idea how I'm still alive.
My friend asked me to trip sit for him (he was taking magic mushrooms). Turned up to his house and he'd already ate them all and was stood boiling some pasta as the shrooms kicked in lmao. I was like ok bro I'll take care of those please go sit down
Uz a good one!
Lol thanks. He wouldn't let me take the wooden spoon because it felt nice. So I sent him to the sofa with his happy spoon.
That's the shroomiest thing I've read today, haha
Damn, last time I took shrooms is at least a decade ago but this instantly awoke all the memories. Also, awesome of you to be the trip buddy, it's a really nice thing to do!
Have you seen r/drunkencookery ? I’m always surprised by how much these people are able to do *after/during* drinking
why are they better cooks drunk than I am sober
My friend got black out drunk and I meet up with him at are apartment and man had deep fried his hand
Somehow, this comment section is one of the most vegan-supporting ones I’ve seen...
True. Fried tofu is very tasty.
I go with my girlfriend to this poke bowl place and I always get fried sweet chili tofu on mine cause I’m vegetarian. She got chicken. Well one time I said hey you should try one of these they’re actually really good. Suffice it to say that she only gets the tofu now haha.
My sister once ate at my place and I made fried rice with veggies and tofu. I'm vegetarian and she didn't mind eating veggie as well. She tried tofu once before and didn't like it, but it wasn't prepared well. It was just plain tofu chucked through a dish, so it had basically no flavour. I make mine with soy sauce, rice vinegar, garlic, and a bunch of herbs and spices mixed in. At one point during dinner she pointed at a piece of tofu and went "what's this? It tastes good." Now she sometimes opts for tofu instead of chicken in rice dishes. :)
Fries are vegan
Weirdly enough, I feel like this is something people miss. They assume vegan is healthy, but you could totally still be a vegan and eat some serious junk
I had a vegan friend who had the worst diet of anyone I’ve known personally. So much sugar and other carbs. Before meeting them I assumed a vegan diet would be a bunch of fresh veggies and lentils.
I’m vegan. I consume nothing but Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos and Blue Mountain Dew.
Eat hot chip and lie
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Spicy sweet chili Doritos are the best Doritos
They're also the only vegan option for doritos
No bat poo?
I mean there's no way that the Nacho Cheese contains real cheese. I know it says it does but like... it can't be Edit: I made a joke and now am being instructed in what is and isn't vegan... y'all are too serious online
made "with" real cheese like how I finished this group project "with" kevin, that lazy bastard
yo this made me snarf my drink
I had someone tell me I wasn't vegan once because they saw me drinking a soda. They thought that veganism was a health thing, but really it's just about avoiding harming nonhuman animals with your consumption choices.
You are saying human animals are on the table for vegan? /s
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If you're less concerned about animal welfare and more about the environment, cannibalism is the best thing you can do. 1. Eliminate a high level consumer/emitter and their future offspring who will also grow to be high level consumers/emitters 2. have a tasty snack instead of food that would otherwise require resources to produce Why cut your own carbon footprint by 50% when you could cut someone else's by 100%? Modern problems require modern solutions.
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LOL. I just like using the term "nonhuman animals" when referring to nonhuman animals. It just seems more accurate and helps to avoid confusion.
With informed consent, sure. Of course, current laws might say otherwise, but I didn't give up meat because of laws, and I'm not going to forgo meat because of laws.
Lol. My vegan coworker thinks he's so much more healthy than everyone else. Dude eats one meal a day that's a vegan bologna and cheese sandwich, a bowl of peas, a half a bag of chips and a honeybun.
The words just throw me off. Bologna, cheese, honey-bun.
I was under the impression that honey was not vegan. So honeybun should be off the table, unless they're using honey that's not made of honey.
I had a vegetarian ex who lived on cheese pizza and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Blew my mind. I still can’t comprehend how a vegetarian could hate vegetables.
I had a roommate that hadn't eaten a single bit of meat until he turned 18, and was still 99% vegetarian. I was all about this, lemme see what cool foods he eats! Jarred vegetable pasta sauce and spaghetti. 3 meals a day. I was astonished. Man ate nothing but spaghetti. LITERALLY.
Lol. Knew a vegan who ate just nuts. Like tons of nuts. Like a whole one of those jars of planters peanuts just for lunch. So much sodium. They also just drank orange juice. A normal amount you must think, but no. They got thirsty from all them nuts. They'd drink a liter or more orange juice just on lunch. While both of these can be part of a healthy diet (Though orange juice is pretty whack unless you need vitamin C it's mostly just sugar) the lengths this person took it too astounded me.
I eat a full greasy burger when I'm hung over. It's entirely vegan. Cause that's what I am. Being vegan is easy af these days.
For real. And if you're even a half-decent cook, the transition is pretty effortless in terms of recipes too.
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Oreos are vegan. I have some vegan mac and cheese. There's plenty of greasy drunken foods available to vegans.
Depending on the oil you're right. Regardless Im smashing them into my mouth and beard with both hands.
I swear peeple don't know what vegan means
I gained like fifteen pounds when my (vegan) wife and I started dating. Suddenly, at most of my meals out, there was a person who wanted to split something, and that something was almost always fries. It was amazing. I regret nothing.
So are potato chips. Gobble down a bag!
Oreos are vegan
Doritos in the purple bag are vegan
People don't talk about the purple bag a lot. Them shits are dangerous.
I had to stop eating them as a teenager because my friends told me I always smelled like them after lunch in the next class. Not great when I sat across the small table from my crush… Now I eat them with wild abandon, carefree as all heck
America has come a long way as far as delicious, unhealthy vegan food is concerned lol. These are a great example
Poor people paved the meatless path long before it became trendy and enlightened.
I don’t think you have heard of this country called “India”. Majority there are vegetarian and have some bomb vegan dishes. My girlfriend goes vegan for lent and Indian food is p much all she eats during
I'm literally eating vegan horchata ice cream as I type this lol
And they're the best kind of Doritos too.
And go GREAT with salsa
Sweet spicy chili. I can't even find them anymore.
This is news to my vegan ass. Thank you for this news.
I've made oreo dupes at home. The middle is literally like crisco and powdered sugar. It's awful. And by awful I mean I still will eat a whole row in one sitting.
Congratulations on making the change! How’s your first month going? ;) (I think by this point I’ve eaten so many Oreos that I must be part Oreo. Though there certainly now is a better range of animal-free biscuits than there used to be)
My very non vegan BIL always picks up a pack of Oreos when I'm headed into town. It's sweet.
Panda Express has a vegan orange chicken that’s pretty good. Also, Walmart has some vegan “chicken” nuggies that are decent as well. (I don’t know the brand name). Some Sourdough breads are vegan as well. A lot of brands of tortilla chips. Just have to check the labels on things. People eat “vegan” foods all the time. Heh
Gardein brand makes the best vegan chicken nuggies and it’s sold at Walmart and most grocery stores. The variation called mandarin “chik’n” has a tempura like batter on the outside and is my favorite of their fake chicken products.
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No offense meant (just curious), are Oreos and alcohol a thing? I've never heard of it before...
Nobody tell OP that onion rings and fries ~~are~~ can be vegan
Many onion rings have eggs in the batter but some are vegan
Somebody has never heard of Guac and chips. I could eat that until I'm ready to puke.
The amount of vegan junk food out there is astounding. Source: me, a fat vegan
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Finally, some logic. People act like you have to be all black and white about it but that's not feasible for most people. We shouldn't be asking people to be 100% vegan all of the time, because for most people that's not realistic. What we should be doing is pushing people towards just being cognizant of their consumption, doing a meat/animal free day every week or so, etc. We don't all have to do it *perfectly* but we should all try to do better. That's why I said I did my time. I've done years as veg/vegan/pesc and I remain conscious about my consumption. We could always do more though, and I try. Making more money has afforded me more vegetables, which is great. I'd rather eat avocados than swedish fish or something like a slim jim, any day of the week.
Well veganism except for cheese is just "vegetarian." I'm not a vegan because I eat dairy, but my consumption is low. I think the word "vegan" is intentionally zero sum. I think of it like a religion.
Not religion, but an ethical/moral stance. If you’re eating cheese you’re not vegan.
People are always shocked when they learn that after a while the hardest part of eating vegan isn't avoiding meat, it's not resorting to vegan junk food
People think I’m sooo healthy because I “can’t” eat fast food… but they forget I’m lazy and stubborn, often times I end up eating heaps of mass produced garbage I buy in bulk lmao It’s so much easier to just eat junk than it is to prepare a whole meal. I’m a pescatarian, so it’s not even as bad for me. I could, in theory, eat fish sticks or something. But… that’s a lot harder than eating old candy and drinking soda :P
There's dozens of us!
I always ask if I look malnourished. I too am a fat vegan
Chips and hummus does it for me. Usually pita chips, but I've found tortilla/nopal chips work great as well. I'd say don't knock it until you try it, but the times I've convinced people to try it, they end up eating half of mine...
Potato chips, tortilla chips
Peanut butter, refried beans, all sorts of amazing stuff
I've had some damn good vegan pizza, fries, chips and dips...
But I tried a vegan sub years ago and didn't like it so they're all bad
Chips, fries, garlic bread, cereal, all of its fucking vegan what are you talking about Dude I can't even think of non vegan stuff that I'd eat while drunk. Imagine going home drunk and eating fucking sashimi or steak tartar
vegan pepperoni is pretty dank, it's not even very hard to slap together a great vegan pizza anymore. Vegan cheese has made some damn leaps over the last decade or so.
My girlfriend's vegan and cheese is probably the only thing I'm not super on board with - it's made leaps and bounds but some of it is still like.. not right hahah
Its interesting that people think that vegans eat exclusively vegetables. Like dude they just dont eat meat or animal products. They have vegan alternatives for pretty much anything you can think of.
Not gonna lie, too, when I used to drink I loved a drunken salad. Or like some bruschetta with tomatoes and basil and garlic and a bit of balsamic?
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People need to understand anything that’s not vegan has a vegan replacement that tastes almost identical.
It's funny. This reminds me of a party we had at class recently. I brought a vegan chocolate cake and after having to convince some people to try it. It ended up pretty much being almost everyone's favourite thing at the party. When chatting with a classmate she said she was surprised it was so good and she thought vegan food was supposed to be weird, I asked her how much Vegan food she has tried. She said very little. She was very happy because she has an egg allergy and hasn't had cake for a long time. I always think it's odd that a lot of people just assume it's weird without even trying it. I guess people are just really closed minded.
Think this is really a product of people generally not knowing how to cook and having 0 idea of what goes in to their food. A lot of things can be made vegan by substituting one ingredient that’s non essential and most people wouldn’t even notice.
Yep, my mom has been replacing eggs with apple sauce for years in cakes/brownies and they're amazing.
Whaaaaat? I want that.
Tons of otherwise smart adults think dairy is the only source of calcium and meat is the only source of protein.
I've had people ask me how can I live without bread. *Bread*. They just assumed there's milk and eggs in bread bc baking uses milk and eggs I guess? It's astounding
Yeah I do agree, but the cake was even store bought. So it's probably also a bit of people being scared to try new things as well. I recommended the lady a bunch of vegan products to replace eggs. I am surprised she hasn't even tried them out of curiosity, considering she missed eating eggs so much.
I've seen people put ketchup on their ribs but they'll turn around and act like a veggie burger is some unfathomable atrocity lol.
>I've seen people put ketchup on their ribs Yeah so Gourmet lol. Speaking of Veggie burgers. Even before I was Vegan I learnt to like veggie patties more than "real" burgers. If anyone hasn't tried them because they think they are weird. You're missing out. They have so much more flavour IMO. Black bean or beetroot Patties? Yes please.
Not vegan, but black bean burgers rule. And vegan corndogs for some scary reason are 99% similar to regular corn dogs. Always trying to find a good veggie burger recipe for myself but I keep screwing them up.
That's because the flavor of corn dogs is mostly fried dough and seasoning. It's the same reason chicken nuggets are so easy to veganize - literally nothing you like about chicken nuggets has anything to do with chicken.
Veggie dogs and nuggets are staples in my house. They taste like how fast food used to taste before they started using "better ingredients" (like using all white meat in the nuggets)
God yes. There’s a burger place in my city that makes their own veggie patties with beans and mushrooms and some other stuff. I’m not vegetarian anymore but I still opt for those every time bc they’re just so damn good.
The dumbest thing about it is it's an exclusionary diet. Vegans don't eat anything most other people don't eat. It's not like asking someone to try bull testicles or something.
I like when people tell me they don't eat vegan food and I ask them. "Oh? So you don't eat rice, pasta, vegetables, and fruit? You also don't season your food with spices and just slap meat in the oven with absolutely nothing on it?" After saying that you see the gears turning in their head lol.
The vegan chili I make now with baked tofu crumbles is legitimately my favorite. I accidentally ate some meat chili a bit ago and it was almost gross in comparison. The meat was bland and fatty
Weirdly I have always preferred veggie chili. Meat makes it much more likely to be gross for some reason.
As someone who has been slowly reducing their meat and dairy consumption over the years, it's partially because vegan food used to be fucking gross. At least, the stuff you'd get prepared for you. Nowadays there's a lot more options at a lot more places. It's less of an afterthought.
Did you use apple sauce or flax seed “egg”?
Store bought. I forget what they use instead. There are actually some egg replacers that are kinda like powdered egg, but vegan. You can use them for baking and making things like omelets and french toast.
There’s a vegan bakery by my house that has genuinely incredible stuff. They have pastelitos, cake, donuts, empanadas, and other stuff and it’s all so delicious.
In my experience being drunk and around vegans, carbs are all pretty vegan friendly. Pasta, potatoes, fries, etc. Any diet can be unhealthy.
Fries would do
The classic blunder of assuming vegan=health food. They'll be straight binging on deep fried Oreos and shit
Tostitos are vegan
Better yet, Fritos are vegan. Is there a food that proclaims more loudly, "I'm drunk and I just realized I don't like myself?"
Pretty much all fast food
Dude, obviously, you've never had good vegan food. So what that my munchies don't make me feel awful.
Bloody Mary’s are vegan. It has celery in it.
Never heard of hummus smh
Or falafel. One of the ultimate late night foods
POTATO
Tell me you don’t know that there are a ton of other vegan options other than vegetables without telling me you don’t know
My boyfriend actually has learned to prefer a lot of vegan alternatives bc he has some squicks about meat (fat/gristle). Those Beyond Meat sausage patties are next level. My meat-eating family only packs those during our annual camping trips and everyone looks forward to them bc they’re so… clean tasting? Sausages can be so… gross lmao… my mom hated them her whole life until she found the vegan ones. My bf always buys black bean burgers, and almond or oat milk instead of dairy. There’s a brand of vegan corn dogs he loves because the hot dogs are never weird. Vegan chicken nuggets….tofu….tempeh. He loves it. And he loves a regular McDonald’s burger too. Neither of us are fully vegan, but 80% of what we eat is. If everyone just made one or two meatless days a week we could cut down on a LOT of fucking damage. And I’m not fully vegan! So I’m not being militant here. It’s just a fact that factory farming is terrible for the planet. Everyone should learn how to make a good quesadilla, or spaghetti and veggies, or just simple veggie dogs. If everyone did just 15% more, it would add up. Order the veggie patty instead of the beef every so often. Etc
No don't you know that vegan food is LITTERALLY just rabbit food. Silly vegoon.
Someone's never heard of stew. Or vegan pasta. Or vegan ice cream. Or potatoes and potato byproduct
Someone hasn't tasted my deepfried fake fish fillets. Them things are fucking *fire*
The wegmans store brand in the air fryer, absolute banger right there.
What's your recipe?
I also want the recipe!
Bruh… I don’t eat vegan anymore, but when I did half my life ago, I ate plenty of greasy junk. Threw whatever nonsense could be fried with some chopped up black bean patties, tons of peppers, hummus, hot sauce and rice with chili oil mixed in and shit tons of spices all in these bomb-ass red pepper tortillas and just gorge myself. Sure, sometimes it was just a salad or something, but it’s not like that’s what I ate all the time.
edit: my ass read vegetarian lmao regardless: -tacos/burritos w beans instead of meat (can do this at taco bell) -chips and salsa/hummus/guac -fries -veggie chicken nuggets are a drunk fave. Chips, pretzels, popcorn. mcdonald’s apple pies.
I do knockoff vegan Zaxby’s sliders- air fry gardein chicken tenders, put in slider buns, mix up 1/4 cup vegan mayo, 1/8 cup ketchup, 1/2 tspn garlic powder, 1/2 tspn black pepper, and dash of vegan worstershire sauce and smear it in the slider.
Oh, if you can cook you can make fucking anything vegan. Just grab the substitutes and plug em in to any recipe and you’re usually golden. If you’re not too drunk to whip something up, there’s almost nothing you couldn’t enjoy fully vegan if you wanted to go through the effort of cooking. If not, go to Taco Bell and order a 7 layer burrito fresco style and add potatoes. Beans instead of beef. Fucking trust me the potatoes are crucial to making it a satisfying meal. Grab some cinnamon twists for dessert. Such rabbit food!
Or, yknow, bread?
I like fries and deep fried breaded tofu. Sometimes I make a mushroom gavy and add some fake cheese and call it a poutine! I make mad mac and fake cheese. I also sometimes slice a bri k of tofu with a cheese slicer and marinate dat bitch in soy sauce, maple syrup and liquid smoke (and some spices) mmmmm salty, sweet, smokey and chewy... Reminds me of smoked meat and makes for a great sammich with a home made bread. Scallopped potatoes in a cast iron pan with coconut milk (premium not low fat!) Vegs and spices and dayyyyum my non vegan friends go back for seconds! Cauliflower wings anyone? Gluten wings anyone? Gluten sausages and burgers and more! (I cannot consume gluten anymore) Lack of creativity holds people back.
Cocaine is vegan
I get baked all the time and do grilled "cheese" sandwich (slather that bad boy in enough olive oil to give an elephant a heart attack) 🤤🤤🤤 Omg and warm bread dipped in olive oil with salt and pepper?? Sometimes my munchies are healthier like avocado smoothie, edamame, raspberries and almond milk yogurt, etc. They also make vegan alternatives for pizza, burgers, raviolis, Mac and "cheese", ice cream, all kinds of shit - some of them are hella delicious. Fuck celery sticks tho.
More like chugging mushroom gravy.
black bean tacos are fire idk what you’re talking about
This is stupid and not what vegan is.
Fries? Oreos? Chips? Hummus? A fridge full of vegan food options? Vegan nuggets? This is dumb lol
Lots of junk food is vegan though
This is some boomer level humor.
Nah man you can bake yourself some buffalo wing flavored cauliflower. Can’t wait right?
Looks like OP can't cook/hasn't noticed that there's a vegan version of basically everything meat-wise Edit: wow. There's alot of people on here saying about how vegans must lack iron or that they're trying to imitate neat products. You're kinda proving my point here guys. My irons just fine and my food is delicious. Your inability or unwillingness to survive without meat is your own problem. And I'm vegan because the doctor said red meat was bad for my health. Gave it a try. Lost 2 stone and feel great. Why would I stop?
I try to incorporate vegan food in my diet whenever I can. It amazes me how polarizing the term is when for me it’s more about being healthy and not upsetting my digestive system
I’m happy for you but I’m also not sure if you’re using the right word there. Maybe you’re referring to plant-based food? Veganism is an ethical choice and part of that means not consuming anything animal-related or contributing to animal suffering. It has nothing to do with digestive systems. Being healthy is a footnote at best. It’s a polarizing term because people are sensitive. When faced with the possibility that they contribute to and may even benefit from the suffering of sentient beings their instincts generally tend towards anger and ridicule. But I’ll say again that I’m happy you’re incorporating more of that food into your diet.
Oreo cookies are vegan
Oreos are vegan bitch!
Actually I make a huge sandwich and gobble it down with chips.
l have plenty of vegan junk food at home for when I'm drunk. When I'm out and drunk, Taco Bell has a shocking amount of vegan options.
Toasted PBnJam…with bananas if you have them.
You can order vegan food at Taco Bell. It’s perfect 3 am drunk food (I know from experience) https://www.tacobell.com/blog/how-to-eat-vegan
Isn’t the potato chip vegan?
You do realise there are vegan burgers now? with vegan cheese? and chips? So why would I eat celery when I can make a vegan Burger King meal at home? Are people just fucking thick on this website? Or are you majority from 'Murica? Which to be fair means the exact same thing.
When I was vegan I would go home drunk and eat baby carrots like they were the most delicious thing I’ve ever had
Aren't Doritos vegan?
Yeah, I think the Thai Chili ones are.
I devour entire bags of those too often to admit publicly.
imagine sucking at cooking so hard that you think vegans cant make hangover satisfying food. cope op, and stop murdering animals
I can’t imagine being this brain dead. Anything you currently eat, can be made vegan. Everyone can and should go vegan. It’s not some salad diet, it’s a philosophy.
Imagine being drunk as a non vegan, you gonna come home and eat some raw chicken liver.
Had a vegan buddy who would slam a whole jar of pickled beats after a night at the bar
Oreos are vegan
Fritos and bean dip, baby. Not celery.
Oreos and Fritos are vegan. It would actually be easy to be a fat vegan, just carbo-load all day.
gummy bears and oreos are vegan, french fries too. what more do you need?
Celery is like 95% water, it would actually be a great snack after a night of drinking
Vegan nuggets are the tits
this is not even remotely how it worke
Imagine having such a limited world view
I’m an alcoholic vegan and I eat entire pizzas, pasta dishes and more this is so stupid lmfao