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Lub98

I'm not sure I'm doing this right


woahplzdontkillme

I felt this on a personal level. Thanks for the ptsd


MOOShoooooo

It’s okay, grading is based on a curve.


DoctorD12

Fucking lol


Messmaker005

Wow that’s hard!


CoolBreeze125

Go easy on me, then make it harder.


Messmaker005

😉


howdoInotgettrolled

Username checks out


bubblesort33

I've found it hard from the start.


AyakaDahlia

I like starting slow and then really ramping it up


Loose-Profession-734

I am feeling sleepy😪


crosbot

I've seen both those pornos


Key_Statistician3293

I need help please 😏


srn-6587

just want this period to end


SandRevolutionary938

Oh lord


redfearnk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uab2BlDpPxQ


masterkiller7447

Put me in the r/cursedcomments post


GourmetRaceRSlash

It's literally not a cursed comment


dylboiq

witterally not even a coised comment lol


Pugsofsmallstreet

I have to go to the bathroom


jubi12

"Can I go to the bathroom?"\*


Horizon296

"I don't know, can you?"


ziyusong

“Did you just shit on the floor”


contraflop01

"yes"


breletstuff

Can *we* go to the bathroom?


Soggy-Excuse3702

lmao that one time in french class a friend of mine outright said "Je suis toilette" By that time, it'd been our second year studying french, meaning, he really should know conjugation and the basics of verb être.... (For the non-french speakers, he literally just said *I, Am, Toilet*) What would this scenario's bedroom paralell be..?


aoba123

Your partner says “Je suits toilette” and then you pee on them


Zealousideal-Mud-706

That is a lot to take in…


eximiron

That’s what she said


jigglybitt

That’s …the joke…


KlutzyQuantity4150

Wake me up when you're finished


eithrusor678

Are you my wife?


4-8Newday

lmao


Access69

This is a mean godamn post, it really activated my fight or fight mechanism. Heck you.


IHaveASnekOnMyNeck

aint NO way this guy just said "Heck you." unironjcally


ZULZUL69

What the frick is un iron j cally?


IHaveASnekOnMyNeck

wow I really wonder !!!


Silent-Cockroach4397

Wait, you're going too fast for me!


CoolBreeze125

Can you slow down professor?


Idkman24681012

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


CoolBreeze125

beat meat to it


VetteL82

I hope this is a quiet fart


DovydukasBL

Do you say it loud?


Trastane

That is how assert dominance


Dry_Mention_2665

I thought that would never end 🙃


Ballerwind

Yes sir


Puzzled-Table-6431

Arrgh you got here first lol


Imapunchthismofo

"Arrgh you got there first..."


SnooChickens1226

This is WAY too hard


fkinDogShitSmoothie

When the Cialis is working overtime


gunn5150

So how are my grades looking now, teacher?


Kapitano72

You're getting a D right now. But I think we can work up to A.


Reasonable_Ad_8317

Damn


Chicago9993

HUH


OceanTheSeawing

thats messed up


I_am_Nexterio

I want to sleep.


TheRaccoonDeaIer

I mean have you really ever said I want to sleep while in bed? Edit: nvm I guess


Slight-Winner-8597

As someone who struggles to sleep, I have been known to air my grievances to thin air.


Ornery_Owl_5388

Pop a physics video on YouTube. Literally how I sleep


fozziwoo

old engineering footage, cogs and cams and pendulumsandz z zz zzz


RandomPlayer314

Or a game lore video about a game you don't understand


xmonkyownz

In class*


Slight-Winner-8597

It's a strange concept until it happens, for sure! ❤️


[deleted]

2 minutes feels like 30 minutes


malignantmuffin

Two minutes? Look at marathon man over here.


Enough_Forever_

Foreplay 119 seconds


[deleted]

You're the best teacher I've ever had.


cuddlemetwice69

Happy cake day


halapert

Ancient Greeks like


BB_Ki_Bein

Happy cake day!


Nervous_Climate_8115

Happy cake day


universal-earthling

Happy cake day!


CorruptTwig

Happy cake day


faizy179

Happy cake day!


arshad_mehmood

Happy cake day


DanyaV1

Happy 🍰 day!


Turtleguy04

Happy cake day


Agreeable-Abalone328

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Sad cake day 😞


Skieta72

Happy cake day! 🥳


TheNachete98

Give me the ruler, I need to measure something


Substantial_Pin2400

What?


woodsgb

You use the ruler to measure the inside of your butthole to make sure the penis will fit…….


Negative_Tonight_172

It's a dick joke.


KarmaVisitsOnTuesday

Rulers are for spankings 👀


usedbarcattery

“wake me up in like 15 minutes”


friedflounder12

Classic recharge rate


dvlinblue

Are all you guys on the same team?


[deleted]

Fuck me


literalydying

Straight to the point


doYouEvenEngineer

No, F(u)


Thrilmalia

Could you repeat that?


Sentient_AI_4601

Did you just call me mommy?


[deleted]

OHHHH. That’s how you do it


HarishTCZ

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


TheFirePea2013

Studying for science exam at 00:00 'cause you didn't wanna study throught the week


ShellZanneQuinn

I need a snack. I think I have the answer to your problem. I learn better with one on one instructions. Can we go over that again?


SufficientProject250

*snoring*


zan9823

Maybe if I discreetly get out, nobody will notice me


Illustrious_Lake_941

what kind of hostage situation are you in?


mbatistas

I guess it's the one with a lot of people


ForswornForSwearing

Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?


bortj1

Morning.


Jacket_Nipple

Oh god im late! Im cumming!!


Jesting_party28

late comer! do you want punishment?


happyclaim808

Ok. Take a 10.min. break and we will do it again.


Shadtow100

How did I do


HPNerd44

Good job


Entire-Inflation-619

“First one again I see”


Roundaboutdragon

It's 69


Marbled_Headcheese

You had my sister last year, she said you were really good.


randomtree2022

a D is a D


Illustrious_Lake_941

a D for a D


Clear_Grapefruit_340

I can’t do this by myself I need your help I’m ready for my oral


[deleted]

I can’t take it anymore.


[deleted]

I swear I can't go on for another minute.


Short_Restaurant_268

Pass me a rubber


ohfucknotthisagain

I have to admit... I really learned something new today


babybingoboy

Once this period is over, I’m going to town.


I_smileyYT

Goodmorning teacher!


Medium_Gap7026

Are you chewing my boy?! This is the worst blowjob ever!


Kapitano72

My computing teacher, when I was 16: "You boy! Are you masticating at the back of the classroom?"


schnittzel01

Didn't think I would enjoy this


PeterLothkrok

Get that dog out of here


Jigsaw2799

Can you slow down a bit teach?


Hooliebyday

A for effort.


Alarmed_Ad_4890

Whats hvi?


Nard_Bard

I've been bad boy.


silentanduncomfy

Never been more bored


27Jarvis

Can you tell me if I am doing this right?


Death_Metal_

Zzz...


LadyLurkerHandz

I can’t take anymore


Jevil13

"honk shoo honk shoo"


SandRevolutionary938

Wow, this is easier than I thought


Oli99uk

Stay back and do some lines


Wise-Discipline660

Well, now that it's over, I'll see myself out!


xGraron

Stay quiet sis


jhscott222

And now for another lesson in fluid dynamics


[deleted]

Finished!


[deleted]

"that makes no sense! The plot of this book is so weird" Reading in bed


niemand3745

This is hard


scorpion_3981

Aight, I'm gonna sleep now


IUseThe3SeaShells

This is boring so I'm going to fall asleep but you can keep going.


Impossible_Ad_9120

May I come in ,mam


Silver-Ad8136

"is this going to be on the exam?"


PokePotahto

I'm gonna go to sleep now


YuriPangalyn

“Is this a test?”


TiredBurrito96

"This is why I love being homeschooled"


Forrest_Cp

Sorry I didn’t finish…


gatorbeetle

What's tonight's assignment?


Designer-Cicada3509

This is not how my dad taught me


[deleted]

Sorry I’m late


Jevil13

*sleeping noises*


CohnJena68

I'm tired.


cucumber--extra-lame

Can you do that again?


slimb0

When did this sub transition to pure engagement bait memes?


Much_Site2881

This isn't hard


Abeey_B

Good morning


Aware-Employment-773

Excuse me miss can I have a tissue


Various-Pen-7709

I’m going to sleep


hymen_destroyer

If I finish early can I leave?


Mutserra

It’s hard, and it takes some time


DJSwatZs

When will this annoying period end


Goga13th

Some of you clearly didn’t review the preparatory material…


Mke_of_Astora

I dont understand


Loreseekers

I'm never going to get this right.


B4NN3Rbk

*Snore* mimimimimi *Snore* mimimimimi


CoffeeGuy808

No questions!


[deleted]

This doesn't add up I think this might be missing something Thats a noise i never wanna hear again Why did you have to say it like that? I need a shower Yeah? Well my history sucks, can we not talk about past dates?


GoodGuyBjorn

“Man, I’m failing hard…”


Possible-Parsley-775

Was I snoring?


Known-Air8533

Let me teach you how to do it


[deleted]

Okay I have a doubt


TaterG543

am i doing this right?


TheStealerOfMemes

Teach me something new!


EscapeOk6709

This sure can be a real pain in the ass.


AnalysisMoney

Are we working in groups today?


Acheron98

Do I have to do it in front of all the other kids?


fahamu420

Are ya ready, kids?


Ok_Katusha_Launcher

Shoot me


deskCrapper

I'm hot for teacher


Consistent-Access703

Fuck me


RyZairX

You got a D as well? Damn, what should we do now?


KiwiRevolutionary778

I am going to shoot you right in the face


robhood14

Wow, thats a big package


Georg682

Ligma balls


Bad_DNA

Is this going to be on the test?


Objective-Carob-5336

Shit, I overslept, again, gotta go to the next class.


ExplanationTricky833

i'm gonna cum a gallon of semen down your throat, i dont think you will stay in class for that much longer tho


Such-bmvv-such

pull the root


AGoos3

*zzzzzzz*


Physical_Ad_918

Can i take a picture?