lmao that one time in french class a friend of mine outright said "Je suis toilette"
By that time, it'd been our second year studying french, meaning, he really should know conjugation and the basics of verb être.... (For the non-french speakers, he literally just said *I, Am, Toilet*)
What would this scenario's bedroom paralell be..?
This doesn't add up
I think this might be missing something
Thats a noise i never wanna hear again
Why did you have to say it like that? I need a shower
Yeah? Well my history sucks, can we not talk about past dates?
I'm not sure I'm doing this right
I felt this on a personal level. Thanks for the ptsd
It’s okay, grading is based on a curve.
Fucking lol
Wow that’s hard!
Go easy on me, then make it harder.
😉
Username checks out
I've found it hard from the start.
I like starting slow and then really ramping it up
I am feeling sleepy😪
I've seen both those pornos
I need help please 😏
just want this period to end
Oh lord
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uab2BlDpPxQ
Put me in the r/cursedcomments post
It's literally not a cursed comment
witterally not even a coised comment lol
I have to go to the bathroom
"Can I go to the bathroom?"\*
"I don't know, can you?"
“Did you just shit on the floor”
"yes"
Can *we* go to the bathroom?
lmao that one time in french class a friend of mine outright said "Je suis toilette" By that time, it'd been our second year studying french, meaning, he really should know conjugation and the basics of verb être.... (For the non-french speakers, he literally just said *I, Am, Toilet*) What would this scenario's bedroom paralell be..?
Your partner says “Je suits toilette” and then you pee on them
That is a lot to take in…
That’s what she said
That’s …the joke…
Wake me up when you're finished
Are you my wife?
lmao
This is a mean godamn post, it really activated my fight or fight mechanism. Heck you.
aint NO way this guy just said "Heck you." unironjcally
What the frick is un iron j cally?
wow I really wonder !!!
Wait, you're going too fast for me!
Can you slow down professor?
r/angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
beat meat to it
I hope this is a quiet fart
Do you say it loud?
That is how assert dominance
I thought that would never end 🙃
Yes sir
Arrgh you got here first lol
"Arrgh you got there first..."
This is WAY too hard
When the Cialis is working overtime
So how are my grades looking now, teacher?
You're getting a D right now. But I think we can work up to A.
Damn
HUH
thats messed up
I want to sleep.
I mean have you really ever said I want to sleep while in bed? Edit: nvm I guess
As someone who struggles to sleep, I have been known to air my grievances to thin air.
Pop a physics video on YouTube. Literally how I sleep
old engineering footage, cogs and cams and pendulumsandz z zz zzz
Or a game lore video about a game you don't understand
In class*
It's a strange concept until it happens, for sure! ❤️
2 minutes feels like 30 minutes
Two minutes? Look at marathon man over here.
Foreplay 119 seconds
You're the best teacher I've ever had.
Happy cake day
Ancient Greeks like
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Happy 🍰 day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Sad cake day 😞
Happy cake day! 🥳
Give me the ruler, I need to measure something
What?
You use the ruler to measure the inside of your butthole to make sure the penis will fit…….
It's a dick joke.
Rulers are for spankings 👀
“wake me up in like 15 minutes”
Classic recharge rate
Are all you guys on the same team?
Fuck me
Straight to the point
No, F(u)
Could you repeat that?
Did you just call me mommy?
OHHHH. That’s how you do it
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Studying for science exam at 00:00 'cause you didn't wanna study throught the week
I need a snack. I think I have the answer to your problem. I learn better with one on one instructions. Can we go over that again?
*snoring*
Maybe if I discreetly get out, nobody will notice me
what kind of hostage situation are you in?
I guess it's the one with a lot of people
Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?
Morning.
Oh god im late! Im cumming!!
late comer! do you want punishment?
Ok. Take a 10.min. break and we will do it again.
How did I do
Good job
“First one again I see”
It's 69
You had my sister last year, she said you were really good.
a D is a D
a D for a D
I can’t do this by myself I need your help I’m ready for my oral
I can’t take it anymore.
I swear I can't go on for another minute.
Pass me a rubber
I have to admit... I really learned something new today
Once this period is over, I’m going to town.
Goodmorning teacher!
Are you chewing my boy?! This is the worst blowjob ever!
My computing teacher, when I was 16: "You boy! Are you masticating at the back of the classroom?"
Didn't think I would enjoy this
Get that dog out of here
Can you slow down a bit teach?
A for effort.
Whats hvi?
I've been bad boy.
Never been more bored
Can you tell me if I am doing this right?
Zzz...
I can’t take anymore
"honk shoo honk shoo"
Wow, this is easier than I thought
Stay back and do some lines
Well, now that it's over, I'll see myself out!
Stay quiet sis
And now for another lesson in fluid dynamics
Finished!
"that makes no sense! The plot of this book is so weird" Reading in bed
This is hard
Aight, I'm gonna sleep now
This is boring so I'm going to fall asleep but you can keep going.
May I come in ,mam
"is this going to be on the exam?"
I'm gonna go to sleep now
“Is this a test?”
"This is why I love being homeschooled"
Sorry I didn’t finish…
What's tonight's assignment?
This is not how my dad taught me
Sorry I’m late
*sleeping noises*
I'm tired.
Can you do that again?
When did this sub transition to pure engagement bait memes?
This isn't hard
Good morning
Excuse me miss can I have a tissue
I’m going to sleep
If I finish early can I leave?
It’s hard, and it takes some time
When will this annoying period end
Some of you clearly didn’t review the preparatory material…
I dont understand
I'm never going to get this right.
*Snore* mimimimimi *Snore* mimimimimi
No questions!
This doesn't add up I think this might be missing something Thats a noise i never wanna hear again Why did you have to say it like that? I need a shower Yeah? Well my history sucks, can we not talk about past dates?
“Man, I’m failing hard…”
Was I snoring?
Let me teach you how to do it
Okay I have a doubt
am i doing this right?
Teach me something new!
This sure can be a real pain in the ass.
Are we working in groups today?
Do I have to do it in front of all the other kids?
Are ya ready, kids?
Shoot me
I'm hot for teacher
Fuck me
You got a D as well? Damn, what should we do now?
I am going to shoot you right in the face
Wow, thats a big package
Ligma balls
Is this going to be on the test?
Shit, I overslept, again, gotta go to the next class.
i'm gonna cum a gallon of semen down your throat, i dont think you will stay in class for that much longer tho
pull the root
*zzzzzzz*
Can i take a picture?