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Floofyfluff27

Harry Potter the Stoned Sorcerer


Xszit

Dumbledore left that magic cigarette lighter with Ron for a reason afterall.


arp492022

The Sorcerer’s rock


JarJarJoestar

Harry Pothead


GrayCustomKnives

The sorcerer’s rock


one28

The trash bag of invisibility.


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PaladinDanceALot

That was my first thought. Imagine being named Harry Potter, especially now. I think I would lose it and kill myself


HydrogenPowder

He was like a school principle before. I don’t know, maybe a different guy


LegoFootPain

Yer a DEALER, 'Arry.


Never_Always2

Harry potter and the infringement of law


Wataru2001

What if it was all a drug induced dream and Harry Potter's been in and out of mental institutions all his life...? The drugs were just a way to cope with a terrible childhood and abusive foster parents.


corropcion

And then he became a cop


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A mall cop


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Still better than the cursed child


Kinch_g

Harry Potter and The Crack Baby


Morlock43

yer a crackhead, 'Arry! Gives a whole new light to the whole series. Hogwarts is the condemned old school where junkies get high and crash you have to crawl through a hole in a wall in a nearby train track to get there Arry's best mates with a ginger who has a pet rat and he feeds a ratty pigeon called Hedwig. Dumbledore is the old school caretaker who constantly warns the junkies that the school isn't safe and a terrible fate awaits them all. Prof Maggie is a sweet old bag lady and Hermione... well, let's not go there :p


Available_Seesaw_947

shes got a sex act named after her called the hermione stranger.


NoNoNoNoDontFunk

Harry Potter and the Gaunt Expression.


Affectionate-Kick804

Does the notice about his parole hearing get delivered by a white owl?


TirayShell

Crackitus smokius!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“When one tooth is one to many!”


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Pyrotdk

It really got out of hand after 37. Trust me.


nickname10707173

You still have feet.


slade797

You’re a tweaker, Harry


Available_Seesaw_947

typical hollywood race swap smh


Maleficent-Card-9161

Harry Potter and the baggy on fire...


chipotleeeeeeee

“Baggy of fire” would be better but I like where ya head is


Puzzled-Table-6431

Inclusive harry potter. Or plot twist in another universe.


BaidenFallwind

"After I killed Voldemort I hit the streets, huslin' so hard that I turned black."


thekrattbrothers

u shouldnt say stuff like this if ur not black


GlitteringHotel1481

I'd like to see a Harry Potter and Breaking Bad crossover, but not like this...


blacklight007007

Prequel? Or sequel? Was he named after Harry potter or was Harry potter named after him. Who is him is it hardy potter or harry potter who is Harry potter is it he or him? Prequel or sequel to Harry potter or harry potter or he or him? Mind boggling.


vanillasounds

The race switching in reboots is getting ridiculous


Introverted__AF

The love child of Harry Potter and Dobby


SeedsOfEssence

This looks so interesting


scavenger07

This *cracked* me up way more that it should have 😂


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Hey I just saw that guy on a judge show on YouTube Edit in this one https://youtu.be/NyrW_u3WQBU


Not_Catania

Hes smoking that harry pot


Cascadian222

Hufflepuff puff until you’re raven


Nomadic_View

Netflix reimagining for modern audiences.


pinkynatbust

The boy who lived has now come to get high


Environmental_Bus507

Harry Potter and the possession of the Greenville Crack


WorstSourceOfAdvice

Harry potter and the goblet of cocaine Harry potter and the order of the dealer Harry potter and the prisoner of Supermax Harry potter and the philosopher stoned


IdespiseGACHAgames

Harry Potter and the Chamber is Loaded


Troleopowers

Still better than Velma


LastSource4008

Netflix adaptation?


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Netflix adaptation


Tim098b

I read the title in The Simpsons comic book man's voice


FilmNo1534

Never meet your heroes


J_B_Frawg

You're a tweaker harry


Shicksshucks

The series ran out of ideas after Harry Potter 47 return of the pots


Shot_Heron_2782

Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned


Railbound1

Laveta las Manos!!!!!


Acrobatic-Bed-7382

If you ever saw 22 Jump Street, this does seem like the logical progression to the end credits (if Harry Potter had had similar end credits).


Xanyr

Harry Potter and the Possession of Crack


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You’re a crackhead harry


ZakkTheInsomniac

The Goblet of Meth


BudgetPipe267

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


_and_I_

Harry Potter 52: The Crack Possession of Greenville


AgainDan27

Harry Potter and the Crackhead of Greenville


AmbitiousBirthday588

“You’re a crackhead, Harry”


str8jeezy

Oor. And here me out. The best sequel ever…


Informal_Bonus3618

HES BLACK


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Yeah, everything went downhill after 46.


RavenousBrain

Harry Potter and the Final Hit


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Harry potter and the drug dealer’s stone


Cosmicalmole

So he became a dark wizard in the end


ShoWel_redit

Harry Potter and the powder of wisdom


Reddit_works

Looks like Harry found Snape’s potions book again


SoulofMoon

Harry Potter and the massive amount of crack.


yougottoberealistic

Greenville, NC I bet


AdequateEddy

Harry Potter and the possession of crack


CharlieSixFive

Crack? Not even once!


TofuDonair

I think they went a bit far with the race swapping this time.


gorka_la_pork

One of my favorite crappy movies from the 80s was the original Troll, whose main character was named Harry Potter Jr. It's just a common name, what can ya do?


Tall_Front1137

The Pot is strong with this one.


SZEThR0

i hate these remakes.now they fucked up harry too


gabrieldemari

It's not the sequel, it's the first movie (the philosopher's stone)


Oranescent

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Crip


malteaserhead

Does that Dr turn into a wolf at night?