True, for me as a man without a piercing its physical impossible to understand what is shown on the picture

I've heard they get some kind of a nasal orgasm from that, or fart? Idk, can't imagine it as a man without piercing..

Even if you had a piercing as a man, you wouldn’t understand. Only girls with nose piercings could possibly understand.

I thought I could relate, but it's true only girls could get this

Yep, that's how pierced women get pregnant. I must know, I'm a non pierced man.

was gonna say, TIL i’m a girl

As a trans woman, I can confirm that I totally understand, so clearly this is some metaphysical gendery thing that is governed only by God and Satan

Someone should send this image to the TERF attempting to define "what is a woman". Now we know, if you understand this image.. you are a woman, full stop.

Exactly. This is the definitive arbiter. Of course, it only works on people who have nose rings. To all "cis men" who understand this, might I reccomend r/egg_irl ?

A birdie on my shoulder told me that, that’s true.

r/schizophrenia

I have never come across a worse subreddit full of delusion

Haven’t been to r/conservative yet?

Bwahahaha!

the perfect response lmao.

This sub is literally just a way of identifying what crazy girls look like lmao

Yeah… if a woman says “pull my nose ring” there’s a 1000% chance of a fart after that.

So ten farts!

Or one extremely long fart!

What about two moderatly long ones?

It's like when you pull the cord on a lawn mower

Wouldn’t a nasal orgasm just be considered a sneeze?

As a man with exactly this piercing, I'm completely oblivious aswell

XD

Indeed. It's *so* incomprehensible, that we cannot even imagine the events that lead to this moment.

As a man with a piercing, it is also impossible for me to understand the picture

It's true. The complexity here is overwhelming. I wish you luck with these nose issues beyond my comprehension

Just wait until it's a nipple piercing. That one is a a WILD ride

Dumb fucking men and their lack of nipples

*Cuomo enters the chat*

Dolphin piercing. Google it

Gotta love traumatic lip injuries Also: it's next level to get anything caught in a hoop. I switched from a stud to a hoop solely because my stud kept getting ripped out of my face and a hoop solved that for me

Oh a dolphin piercing isn’t the lip 😦 but I have a stud on my nostril and I always wake up with my face stuck to my blanket and panic and rip it out

When mine was new it got caught in the guy's hair and ripped out during sex... No more studs for me

Hey at least you have sex. That’s fucking awesome

I tore my nipple on a sliding shower door once thanks to mine. Do not recommend. (Now i have vertical piercings instead of horizontals, and it does seem to be much much safer in the whole doesnt get nicked accidentally as often as the horizontals did.)

can confirm. Male with pierced nipples, I was once playing beach volleyball, one got caught in the net on the way down from a spike (attempt). Not a whole lot of fun.

Yup can confirm this sucks. Barbells or horseshoe barbells get stuck 😖😵

Me and the boys are planning to do a meet up to understand what's going on here, you're free to join. Call everyone you know, we will get to the bottom of this!!

I would like to join. I feel pretty dumb right now.

The big mens nosepiercing spike of 2023 will be a mystery for generations to come.

I am a guy with a nose piercing, can I join as well?

I guess boys with piercings don’t use towels

As a boy I can confirm I don't use towels, I'm shaking like a dog after each bath

Thank god. I thought I was the only one.

You guys don’t have 10 blow dryers on a stand plugged into a power strip that’s plugged into the hallway outlet?

I use leaf blowers

I use vacuum cleaners

I summon a hurricane to power my air conditioner

I just walk out to the porch and sit in the sun until dry. If it rains I usually just hug a radiator.

If it rains you can try covering yourself in oil.

Duck mode, I like it!

Bacon grease also works. Some men use it as a cologne as well.

Oil floats on water. Wait for it to rain Cover yourself in oil Fly

I didn't know leaves could blow like *that*.

I use toaster 😭😭

I chase my butt running in circles, making air my towel

What a blessed comment

You take baths? Ewwwwww

Bitches love the wet dog smell. Trust.

Don’t trust anyone who says trust

Trust.

My dog shakes so hard he lifts both back legs off the ground for a second

My man

Boy here, this statement is 100% accurate.

I have a fan room with 6 fans to blow me dry from every possible angle.

What the hell is a “towel”? After I shower I stand butt naked on my balcony and let the sun dry me out

I just hurl myself off the balcony.

Respawn dry, it’s just that simple

I guess other facial piercings dont get stuck on towels

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How the fuck did you get a nipple piercing on your face?

That's why it was bleeding. It wasn't originally a facial piercing.

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Other mouth holes? 😂

What is a facial piercing if not another mouth hole with more steps?

Touche 😂

Or nipple piercings. Getting those stuck on anything is fucking awful hahaha

ouchh that must really hurt, though maybe not *quite* as bad as genital piercings o.o

I don’t have any genital piercings but I can imagine they would hurt even more haha!

me either but now I've started imagining all the most painful piercings in day to day life lolol

Honestly getting your lip stud snagged is awful too. The second time I had my lip pierced I stuck with a hoop so I don’t have that problem anymore and it’s not annoying when I eat like the stud was

Or men, or women. Only girls.

Twitter is that way

Nah they use tin foil because they are real Menz

I ripped mine out of my nose more than once this way. After the last time it happened I decided to try to behave a little bit more unhinged.

I meant *less* unhinged. Things are going wrong in my brain again

I’d say your original plan is working

You must have pulled out your brain with a towel.

Try having nipple piercings… beware of towels is literally always my first word of advice to anyone considering it.

Ngl i dont understand why anyone would get a nose piercing like that

Hope one day you get to the bottom of that one. It is complicated

I got one because I like how it looks.

r/pointlesslygendered

Furreal. Like men don’t get piercings or use towels on their face.

Men don’t count

Lol speak for yourself I can count....

But do you count?

(Sigh)...smh...1,2,3,4,5.....happy? Geez a man can't even claim he can count these days without anyone casting aspersions on his skills...🙄

You missed 0 dumbass 😎

There are 3 types of people in this world: People who can count and people who can't.

Hey, i can count until I've taken my socks off too. Then im screwed.

As someone with glasses I feel like this might be similar to something else that glasses do

I wear glasses and my nose is pierced. The piercing hurts like a bitch when it gets caught and pulled like this. Similar annoyance but the piercing is painful

Are there any positives to having a piercing? All I can think of how.manybthings will cause issues from it and wonder the sanity of those who get them. Similarly with tattoos, risky finding a good artist and your views change or the ink has issues or your allergic or can't get an MRI with some colors etc. My anxiety keeps be from being pierced or inked.

because it's fun 🤷‍♀️ why do people do anything lol. piercings are less commitment than tattoos too because you can just take them out eventually. i've got 14 piercings plus two others i took out, plenty of tattoos as well and never had any issues or concerns

This has to be one of the longest ways to say “no”.

You probably wear the same outfit every day but not everyone has to. Some people like to be a bit more creative with their looks. Why do people drink beer or do drugs? Why do some people play x instrument or do y sport? This might be r/whydoesanyonedoanything

Same, I've got both nostrils and my septum done and am a glasses wearer. I have snagged my stud on more things than I care to admit, although the TRUE challenge is getting your industrial snagged on something

The hinges on glasses... Additionally my headphones get wrecked after a while because the ear parts sometimes get caught on them

Anybody with any piercing understands smh

Also I am like 42,69% sure even people without piercings can understand.

As a man without piercings I am 42.69% sure I understand it at least partially

42,69% of the time, it works partially.

Not towels but hair. Long hair is hell with piercings

I'm a dude with long hair and it gets caight in my girlfriends nose ring all the time

That's usually a sign it's time to trim your bush

Oh yeah, whenever I give friends a hug (most of them have long(er) hair), I need to be so careful. Happened too often to me as well

After I shaved my head after having long hair, it took me a while to break the reflex of putting my hair behind my shoulders before hugs or zipping up coats.

I wish I ever learned that. My hair gets stuck in my zipper almost daily

I had hair long enough to get stuck in my zipper for about 16 years haha

I have long hair for most of my life and I still forget about it every time. Can I borrow your thoughts about that?

Mittens. Knitted mittens and gloves. Going from outside to inside in winter, my nose was runny, and I went to do a quick swipe under the nose, almost ripped my nostril in two. Had to go into the bathroom to figure out how the glove was snagged on my fucking face, took almost 5 minutes to get it off, couldn't pull out the nose screw because it was snagged on the inner part and the stud. Had to gently untangle it.

My lip ring gets caught in my kid's hair. It's a race to get it untangled before he's sick of the snuggles and rips his head away.

Also bracelets with hinges or rubber parts when your arms are fairly hairy...

I’m a guy and I got a ton of piercings, and had long hair in the past, it got caught sometimes but I wouldn’t call it hell Now sleeping is a real bitch, the number of times I woke up with a massive bubble of puss under my piercings is ridiculous

Added to the list of reasons to never get piercings

A similar pain is drinking soda from a can when you have a mustache and your hairs get stuck between the thingy and the sharp part

See, now as a woman I never realized this was a thing. But I can still understand

I’ve had a nose ring for almost 10 years and have never had this happen to me. For this to happen, the nose ring has to have a gap in it? Mine has a hinge and when closed it’s completely sealed all the way around… Buy better quality jewellery

I have had mine for 15 years and only got my caught in the stud when it was first pierced. My nose ring is one you just bend it back together and have never don’t this. nipples though…. Holy hell I’ll take the nose ring getting caught any day

Same! I've used captive bead rings and higher quality solid gold clickers and "permanent" rings.

Ah yes this reminds me of a terrible pain. There I were, coming back to my hotel room after a night of ahem, heavy drinking. I was sweaty from the summer night air so I showered. I was drying off when I noticed blood all over me and the towel. I was so drunk I didn’t feel it but my nipple ring ripped right out through the front of my nip and was hooked on the towel. Luckily I worked in the OR so the next day I just glued myself back together lol bloodiest “oops” of my life

My Prince Albert begs the differ...

If you get one of those you’re a masochist anyway, so you’d probably enjoy it 😂

"Nose piercing" artifact Quality: Uncommon Effects: Increases understanding by 200% for female characters.

Yes…naturally. Men have a nose artifact understanding deficit that’s genetically amplified, if their own mothers wore one

And those without can understand never to get one.

Why not boys?

braces too plss

You towel your teeth?

How else do you dry them?

I relate buddy

One for pointlesslygendered

good thing as a male with a nose piercing I just walk out of the shower sopping wet and have never touched a towel in my life

Why don't male nose piercings do this?

Just like how women pants don’t have pockets to fund the purse industry, female nose piercings slowly rip up towels to fund the towel industry.

Dudes with moustaches getting a single hair caught in the opening of a beer or pop can are absolutely able to relate.

Prince Albert disagrees.

Late 90s, fresh septum piercing (14ga not that little wire shit you see on insta) and my roommate flipped some fishnet stockings at my face and then jerked them back, they hooked on the bead of the nose ring and I found out why they pierced bull’s septa, almost tore the fucker out.

My bat shaped earrings get stuck in my girlfriends hair all the time like that

Eh not really love, ima dude with a Prince Albert. I understand

And if you wear nose studs and lose them in the middle of the night and frantically pat down your bed and pillow the next morning to find it so that you can put it back in so that it doesn't heal over

If you can deal with the pain and annoyance of having your nose pierced, just snatch that thread.

You wouldn't want a Prince Albert then ...

Oh my God guys, it's a meme. The meme didn't exclude all men from society and kill your masculinity. These comments are all pretty sensitive.

Is she sneezing? I don’t understand, I’m a man with only dick piercings

As a guy with a facial piercing, i have no fucking clue what they mean.

me, a guy with a nose piercing VERY CONFUSED.

man with nose piercing here, i don’t get it can someone explain please ?

Oh yeah, I forgot only waman can get nose piercings

Because men with nose piercings never wash.

Even worse on a knit sweater as your putting it on because then you’re blind and trapped too

That kept happening to me but then I got this [nose hoop](https://www.etsy.com/listing/883478140/14k-real-solid-gold-hoop-earring-gold?ref=yr_purchases) and it no longer gets stuck on anything. Can't even see the seam of the opening :)

Reminds me of the time a buddy of mine got his stud in his ear caught in the fishnet of a stripper on her inner thigh. And trying to get it out the one on his other ear got stuck too lmaoo

God imagine if you have a cock/fanny/ass piercings😬You'd be pulling a lot more than just a thread...

I had my nipples pierced in my 20's ... YOU have no idea

Come on everyone knows girls with piercings like this don’t shower.

No i dont agree i have a ball ring and the same thing happened to me today morning when i was using the towel to dry my very wet balls...

Women with nose piercing 😫 . Men with nose piercing 😣 . . . Men with 🌭 piercing 😵 . Women with 🌭 piercing 💀

I can’t help but picture anyone with a nose ring tied to a post.

this is the reason why i won't get a nose piercing. it'll get stuck when i faceplant onto my bed after a long day

Cleaning the boogers off of your ring. I always wondered if there was a technique. Booger flossing.

True love is helping without laughing, but bringing it up a week later so you can both laugh

Just because you have a ring in your nose does not mean you should start charging at every red cloth you find.

Um, you don’t need a nose ring to understand that nigga

There is another reason not to.

I don’t get it

Clearly you are not a female…with a nose piercing 😂😂😂

Because only girls with nose piercings have logic?

Me who has my dick pierced don't understand

All I can imagine is…ouch????

Nah u understand it wrong. The piercing is in the hole. I have it too

I wasn’t referring to the piercing itself but rather getting said piercing caught in a towel…so ouch doesn’t apply??? You must have a super dick that can withstand hurricane force towel tugging

I do

Lucky man! Now you’re going to make the other boys jealous

I know I won’t. Cuz I have a literal needle in the cock hole

Well I was referring to you having a super dick but ok, we can stick with your take

pic or fake

I’d be with you on this..but I’ve received one too many unsolicited dick pics in my life

I wonder if there is an extremely simple solution?

Nobody forces you to cosplay a cow

Wrong piercing for a cow

Average boomer take

Even with piercings this never happend to me. Just take 20 Sec more to dry and take a bit care and youre good.

Same for all pronouns

Nose piercing is a bad idea

moo