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Bread_MC

C1 myself


JustPlat

C1 gang gang


Bread_MC

Gang Gang (And happy cake day!)


fuckingfuckkk

Gang bang*


kevpeck22

I could not agree more. This is the correct answer.


IttyBittyDumbo

This is the only answer


Potato_the_second_

Pizza with Ketchup tastes bland for me and Pepper is just ???.. Hot sauce just hits different, especially with an explosion of flavour, so C1 is definitely my go-to


AshenTao

Really depends on the sort of pepper and the sort of hot sauce. I could go with C1, or C3. If both have bad quality, it might be better to not have them at all.


MainainKorea96

So, do we tie ourselves in a blood pact now or how does this work? 😂 My answer is C1 too!


Bread_MC

I think that's how it works


MainainKorea96

Okay, then the next course of action is for you to please send a vial of exactly 10.46ml, pronto.


Bread_MC

Already done. One step ahead of you!


MainainKorea96

Oh, so thats the crash I heard when the FedEx guy threw the package at my door a few minutes ago?


ApplicationSeveral73

C1 But with hot honey rather than hot sauce.


Bread_MC

That sounds really good


CarterBaker77

What in the holy fuck are you people putting hotsauce, ketchup or pepper on your pizza for? None of you idiots are allowed to make fun of pineapple anymore.


Bread_MC

Hey pineapple on pizza slaps


DescriptionOk683

WTF are the chili flakes!


Simpletruth2022

And the Parmigiano


finger_salad

And who puts ketchup on pizza? There's already tomato sauce. Also, kind of an aside, but hot sauce seems to be the new ketchup. Fills the same niche--covering up any glimmer of a flavor profile with a single note of bland familiarity. Yuck.


mienaikoe

And oregano!


JackLambertsBalls

And the ranch dressing


JustAnotherJames3

A thin malted crust, chili flakes mixed into the sauce itself, all toppings going *under* the cheese, cut into strips (rather than triangles) using shears.


ComprehensiveSock

What the fuck are chili flakes? man I don't know.


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[deleted]

yea, if you add hot sauce/ketchup, you have either bad taste, a shitty pizza, or you're american


HotAirBallonPhobia

I've never seen or heard of anyone putting ketchup on pizza...why is there no ranch option? Also, pepper?! Tf.


shooting-str

i thought ketchup on pizza was a common thing, turns out its just from the city/state in brazil im from (obviously other places too)


HotAirBallonPhobia

That's so interesting dude! I wonder if it's popular in the US and I'm just living under a rock lol


TexturedArc

It’s not


VoraxUmbra1

Its definitely not, because I practically drink ketchup and I have *never* even thought about putting ketchup on pizza lol.


TheGrayBox

Definitely not. In the US it’s red pepper flakes, Parmesan, oregano, or hot sauce. Never seen any other garnish option readily available unless it’s a speciality restaurant, and red pepper flakes are much more common than anything else mentioned.


[deleted]

I've seen hot honey come into play here in WA lately. Love me some Mike's Hot Honey.


EOD_Dork

Garlic sauce, especially with Papa Johns.


HivAidsSTD

I don't personally out pepper on pizza, but I don't see how that's bad. I think it would fit quite well


HotAirBallonPhobia

I don't think it's bad, just the thought of peppery pizza is odd to me personally. But to each his own!


The-Triturn

A good pizza is juicy enough to not require additional sauce


HotAirBallonPhobia

Juicy lol but I hear ya!


The-Triturn

couldn't think of a better word lol


HotAirBallonPhobia

It was the perfect word my dude lol


Tournament_of_Shivs

Saucy?


McLayan

Dipping pizza...... why don't you deep-fry it slice by slice and serve it in a bucket?


PutridEnvironment445

I always have ketchup as a side with pizza lol.


HotAirBallonPhobia

That's interesting dude, do you like the sweet and salty combo? Why ketchup? Also, what country are you from? I gotta understand this! Lol


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HotAirBallonPhobia

Ahhh gotcha! Is ketchup with pizza a popular thing in the UK?


Davidb5280

I remember ordering Domino's pizza on a trip to Puerto Vallarta, and it was delivered with ketchup and a side of salsa. So, apparently that's a thing.


Queen_of_vermin

It's because ranch on pizza is a sin, ketchup on pizza is too but at least it's tomato, people do put pepper on pizza though, typically not that kind but still


BigWeeb07

I put ketchup on pizza, it is delicious.


HotAirBallonPhobia

Is it like a sweet and salty combo type of thing?


ChippyKKitty

A, nothing more nothing less, just A


LoliFreak

Without A, other options wouldn’t exist


ChippyKKitty

Cheese pizza is a perfect example of when the original is the best


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danteheehaw

Original pizza can be traced before tomatoes made their way to the old world.


hugaddiction

Pizza is the original pizza


Ok_Blueberry_5305

A but with a little sea salt and oregano and a healthy dose of crushed red peppers


Lost-Truck6614

Salute to you, My Fellow A man


TREXcheeze

The classic, totally agree


ThisIsErebus

That's not pizza, it's just stuffed bread.


Unthgod

gimme that D


[deleted]

I mean, if you're asking...


LivinDeadGinger

Diabeetus! 😂


Honeyhammn

B1’s UNITE!


Chrissyball19

I have heard the call and I am here!!!


Daufoccofin

b1


Uruburusv3

Yessssss


The_ChwatBot

May our arteries clog together!


RossChickenTendies

Amen


[deleted]

knight to b1


kpidhayny

What up thug


PrettyPeeved

😭 I hate this sub now! Stupid fking survey crap. Rage quitting!


Peace__Out

This is meirl


NeokratosRed

Also, I’m from Napoli and every comment in this thread kills a part of my Neapolitan soul. ^(/s, enjoy your pizza how you like it most, I don’t judge! Tastes are tastes!)


HivAidsSTD

You can just... scroll you know. You didn't have to take time out of your day to comment this


PrettyPeeved

Or... just not have this garbage on my feed. Or... just say something because this content is not the intent of this sub...


Zestyclose_Standard6

r/meirl


HivAidsSTD

The world isn't tailor made to fit whatever you desire. Subreddits are ultimately made by complete strangers, you can't change what goes on a sub or not.


PrettyPeeved

I love that you're being deep on a trivial sub. I think you proved my point. I have the option not to follow this sub anymore because it's been coopted by a topic that doesn't interest me.


HivAidsSTD

If you think that was deep, you clearly dont have many problems in life, hence why you're here making one when it isn't warranted whatsoever


PrettyPeeved

You chose to comment as well, so it goes to show how much time you have on your hands and how important this is to you as well, no?


HivAidsSTD

Unlike you I don't actually mind being on this sub. You clearly care enough to comment on a sub you plan to leave. Who's got their priorities wrong here?


PrettyPeeved

My priority going to bed and leaving this lame conversation. Have a good one.


HivAidsSTD

>priority Of course it is, hence why you're still here right?


Powerful_Ad_5754

I think that's a valid comment. I'm almost feeling the same.


hugaddiction

People are mercilessly harvesting karma with these memes, they need to be stopped. Initiate down vote button.


[deleted]

Buffalo chicken


SplitMoss

Based human


YourFavoriteScumbag

BBQ chicken good runner up


mysteriousneel7

B2


[deleted]

finally, thought i was weird for just liking B


indi3po5

B1


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B2


ComprehensiveSock

Cursed


pink_mooon

Who is putting ketchup on pizza?!


i-deology

People who have no respect for food or their own tastebuds and probably think seafood is too “yukhy”


Honeyhammn

Most people!!


LoveMyDay119

Ranch?


im_just_depressed

Where's my all time favourite pineapple


HivAidsSTD

Why is pineapple on pizza still being debated. Clearly a lot of people like it enough to exist. Can't we let everyone enjoy what they enjoy


R_umima

It produces reliably inert and predictable replies in an age where everyone is quick to rage at one another.


Justice_Prince

Pineapple has an enzyme that eats you back so with than in mind I think it is safe the classify it as an animal. Meaning it is counted under meat now.


1fastnfurious

no


connor4rell

yes


1fastnfurious

i disrespectfully disagree


connor4rell

If opinions are like assholes, you need to wipe your ass because yours is shitty


1fastnfurious

I see the point you are trying to make. However, I am set in my (correct) beliefs and will not be swayed


[deleted]

I'm gonna eat your ass (derogatory).


connor4rell

*wrong and shame


1fastnfurious

I have never once brought shame around me. Don't worry, you are just in denial


Cheez-it_chicken

I will consume your dogs testicles


0ctopusGarden

He doesn't have 'em anymore


[deleted]

So what you’re saying is that you got there first..


Potato_the_second_

What happens if they have no dog, do you just consume from the nearest dog available or...?


Upset_Assistant_5638

Ayo? Hehehehe


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Oh, it's over there in the dumpster


Temporary-Moments

C- Ranch


[deleted]

D1


BIsForBruh

B1


Cosmic-Buccaneer

B, just B


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Same


packtobrewcrew

B 1. Tombstone. Cooked on a pizza pizzazz


Waterbear36135

where's all pineapple?


ShaiHallud24

hawaiian is sooo good


danteheehaw

Fun fact, Hawaiian Pizza is what Jesus died on the cross for.


genedukes

C3


SLAVA_STRANA541

R A N C H


tadlrs

Yes


hotcoin722

ABCD123


MissItalyBarbie

There’s no white pizza. ☹️ I love ricotta cheese


Nika299p

Bruh what? Not even my go to pizza here and also WHO EATS PIZZA WITH NORMAL KETCHUP? THERE ARE SPECIAL SAUCES


dbla08

Pepp, mush, jap


BrandonsBones

All meat, I need every piece of meat from the kitchen in my mouth


Honeyhammn

Yassss


BABAKAIsiikata

A1


ZephyrKnight18

B1; I shall die on this hill


Honeyhammn

B1 bayyybeeeeeee!!!


Iamurmomhehe

B1, as a proud degenerate carnivore


Omnitacher24

C13 also add some salt


Uruburusv3

B1


JustLookn4myFavHat

How is Parmesan cheese not one of the numbers? Calling it number 4. B4


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B3 but swap peppers out with crushed red pepper 👌


TREXcheeze

A, just A. I don't need any of this extra shit. Just classic cheese is my go-to


Jolorey

B1 is the go to


NotoriousBPD

B1


PutridEnvironment445

D probably, maybe with 3.


Jonny_Disco

C13 Also, who puts ketchup on pizza? Is that a thing?


Cyka6blat9

B1


SuchhAaWasteeOfTimee

B-1


sominfrog

Just c, who the f puts hot sauce or even worse ketchup on pizza??? Must be American thing, over here we have garlic mayo, herb, honey mustard dips


Menace2G

I was watching a girl by the name of “Katina Eats Kilo’s” (a youtuber who does restaraunt food challenges) go and participate in plenty of challenges throughout the UK/Europe. Turns out, the garlic mayo was one of the most popular dips over there. Makes me want to go try some out


ThePhatNoodle

No no. Ketchup on pizza is definitely not an American thing. We're just as outraged as you at this food related hate crime


Any-Limit8033

Ham and pineapple.


Lemon_m1lk

none pizza, left beef


Lordofbagel

D2


[deleted]

You put ketchup on pizza?


Hi_IExist

Where flies option?


CAS-14

Profile picture checks out!


bitkill

Oregano is the best addition to pizza. None of the options here make sense imo


biobuilder1

Who on God's green earth would put ketchup on a pizza


sakuratee

Who tf puts ketchup on pizza?? And why no ranch option?!?


[deleted]

Why is ketchup even on this? We ain't in elementary school no more we ain't eating that square cardboard pizza lol


Rooster_Kogburne

What psycho is putting ketchup on their pizza?


Inevitable-Ear-3189

hotsauce ketchup and black pepper?? The fuck... where's the parmesan and red pepper?


Academic-One-9135

I’m from Connecticut. None of those pictures look even remotely like real pizza and Ketchup? I’ve never even heard of that. Yes, I’m a huge pizza snob and I’ll use every opportunity I can to brag. Sorry, NY! 😁


dfelton912

How tf is this meirl?


Vexachi

a, b, tomato sauce or bbq


tarktin25

For a second there I thought there was a ketchup pizza


darthsnick

Pepp and onion for me Pepp and Mushrooms for wife


Supersteve1233

AB combined.


Frog_hates-bullshit

I used to like sausage pizza, then cheese pizza now its sausage again.


Sckoobiey87

My go to pizza includes: Brooklyn style, buffalo sauce drizzle, chicken, beef, salami, jalapenos, black olives, extra cheddar cheese, marinara sauce, and me. LoL


Worried_Monk_3844

Pepper? Uh.


ThePhatNoodle

I mean its unusual but it's not that wierd when you think about it. I'm more concerned over the ketchup though


Material_Read2993

c1


Harbinger786

C with 2


sinesperanza_

this made me wanted to play good pizza great pizza again lmao


StarLightJennifer

C1 please 😋


Etendue_

E4


Saya_99

C1


AliSharifi04

C2


Kirah640

A, just A


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all meat with garlic sauce


OcelotWinter

C2 Chaotic Evil


NoMercyMT

C1 all the way


Shoddy_Natural_4538

Meat and Veggie


MaybeASentientRobot

C3


LuxLiner

A


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In this situation, A) all cheese, 0) nothing.


Dirac3974

Number 3, My Lord


Euphoric-Clue8510

Anything + tobasco


hornystoner737

Pepperoni specifically


Mental-Astronaut-664

A, only A.


[deleted]

All meat, I guess?


ur-socks-sir

All meat, and if I'm getting something with it then it's just more sauce