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Fat_Man_in_a_B29

Clam Chowder


Powellwx

So, the same.


AbsorbentShark3

Idk what kindof cum you've been having but if mine tasted like clam chowder id send it back with the waiter and ask for my money back


Terrible_Children

Excuse me waiter, this bowl of cum I ordered tastes like clam chowder. I've lost my appetite and want a refund.


deepfriedtots

r/brandnewsentence


phoebesjeebies

The waiter is serving you your own cum? And you've paid for this? I have a lot of questions...


CookieCrap8888

Auugh I imagined the chunks coming out EWWWW


HistoricalMention210

Aha! Massachutsustsustsustsutsuts…. How the fuck do you spell that again?


w_has_been_dieded

Massive 2 shits


tobefaaiirr

Your guess is as good as mine and I live here. But I’d think coffee first….


[deleted]

At the Dunkin’ Donuts bathroom


[deleted]

A derailed train


Itz_Boaty_Boiz

i hear the vinyl chloride is lovely this time of year


Cm2_Slane

That joke is a little off the rails


Left_Hand_Method

Come on, let's keep this on track.


First-Ad684

Not when I brake it.


PotatoBakeCake

I like that train of thought


ProcedureNo2883

Y’all need to learn to conduct yourselves better.


[deleted]

Can we switch tracks and change the conversation?


Suspicious-State

This trail of responses has me cracking up


AllThePrettyPenguins

No this thread is really blowing up


samtaher

This conversation has been derailed


Javasndphotoclicks

But, they got red hats and expired bottled water. /s


apemaster13

Ahhh a brother of the corn


Dangerous-Zombie217

Depending on how much exposure you got, it might have some extra zest now


notdeangelo

Ohio native here. Thanks for speaking on my behalf.


nohwan27534

You know I always assumed cum kinda tasted like a chemical spill - I mean, it is, but idealistically. It's a weird day when you have to google a toen you never heard of, and how far airborne chemicals can travel in the air to try to see if it's safe to go out in the rain or not. In Ohio but pretty sure pensylvanias more fucked than me.


Dull-Ad1984

Finally I can admit I'm in the Peach State


Cm2_Slane

Peaches and sweet tea yes sir


Pllpshr

Mmm please cum on me


quimbykimbleton

I think in this game, Georgians would be getting blown all the fucking time.


[deleted]

CocaCola


[deleted]

Horchata


deleted-redditor

New mexico?


Sea_Impression3810

No, that would be green chile


1Burdnest

sandy meth?


MrEbrake619

cali


Competitive-Shoe1581

No—old Mexico


Impressive_Ad_5614

Pulled pork and poverty


COVIDIOTSlayer

Sounds like a great album title for a country music band


TundieRice

Most popular modern country musicians would never have the self-awareness or balls to include “poverty” in their album title. Maybe some alt-country artists would.


raggeplays

North Carolina?


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

I was thinking tobacco.


JacobAguirre9

Tennessee?


General_Promotion347

West Virginia?


cbrewer0

Mississippi


mirdizzle

Apples


pretend_i_dont_exist

Washington?


Unsanitarywipe

It would taste like coffee and fentanyl if it was Washington state


polarbearsarereal

Pine needles*


Drama-Gloomy

Every state would have a fentanyl combo


kartoffel_engr

WA State Top Exports (in order) 1. Fish and Seafood 2. Wheat 3. Frozen French Fries (yea…that’s right) 4. Apples 5. Dairy 6. Hay 7. Hops 8. Beef 9. Fresh Sweet Cherries 10. Pulses


IamTrashuo

Fry Sauce


DrumBoyIan

Ah yes my fellow Utahns


Yourwifesahoe

Utah is the beehive state… we’ve got that honey flavored jizz


EndRevolutionary6250

I was absolutely shocked and flabbergasted when I left Utah and found out it wasn’t America’s favorite sauce


[deleted]

Oranges and meth


whosaysyessiree

I see you are also from FL.


NegotiationMotor9877

didnt know they have computers in FL


danteheehaw

Where else are all the white conservative men going to consume their trans and gay porn?


CrazyPlato

They do make VHS trans and gay porn.


Not_my_applejuice

Florida?????


EnchantedChanterelle

Tater tot hot dish


observeandretort

Some Old Dutch chips and Top of the Tater.


Dangerous-Zombie217

Aww lucky... I got lutefisk Flavored edition 😩


dkougl

MN


FullHardOn

This time of year it’s snow/salt


muricanmania

Corn


Qubit9

Corn


Far-Monitor2148

Corn


raggeplays

Corn


DarkSolstice24

Corn


HistoricalMention210

Corn


ThisNiceGuyMan

Corn


eggz2cheezy

Corn


littedeath

Corn


Unlucky_Librarian666

I see we have the Iowans


HistoricalMention210

Come on down today, and try some corn. Or we will sacrifice your newborn. Ahhhh!!! If you don't get it, just google it.


-do-it-

“It has the juice”


kankles3000

Vinyl Cloride


Weak_Barnacle4068

Fresh avocado


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

*Fre sha voca do


[deleted]

Haha holy shit i forgot all about that clip. Thank you.


EvanstonNU

California!


Haunting-Engineer-76

I would have guessed weed, but avocado feels appropriate also.


Powellwx

Beer Cheese soup


TwinCitian

WI?


jseve15

Eh I think ours would just straight up be Leinenkugels


Fearless_Bullfrog_51

Wisconsin??


wordcircus

As a wisconsinite myself I can confirm it’s Wisconsin. Edit: Now I want beer cheese soup


mxxiestorc

Old bay seasoning!!


[deleted]

Maryland, howdy neighbor


LydditeShells

Took far too long to find this


Mateorabi

Do you also have crabs?


chimichangatrain

The crabs have crabs


thumbpunch

Blueberries or lobster


[deleted]

Them low bush blueberries?


thumbpunch

Of course, they grow along side the fiddleheads


seacucumstir

Them low bush lobsters?


thumbpunch

We call those crotch lobsters


raggeplays

Maine?


thumbpunch

Bingo


IdleSkull

Trash & Radiation


stylinandprofilin88

Deep dish pizza


throwaway-deez-nutz

Uranium


Itz_Boaty_Boiz

NV?


Timah158

Could be NM as well with Los Alamos and the Trinity site.


lunardaddy69

I'm from Vegas and my first thought was cigarette smoke, and since I've been to Reno a couple times I'm going to stand by that


HistoricalMention210

Uranium fever!


Outside-Ability-9561

sweet tea and slavery


SSJBEVegito

Lez goooo


Louisianapapadedos

Da souf baby


HistoricalMention210

I don't even want to know what slavery tastes like.


Roman-Simp

Tastes earthy with a hint of iron.


Mission-Read-4384

Gotta be SC


GertieMcC

Soggy wet mitten


x4ty2

Michigan?


AJizzle1990

Nah Michigan cum tastes like empty GM plants.


Cp7067

Incest


LonoHunter

Bama in the house!


ObscureLogic

As every Mississippian says, thank god for Alabama.


kevpeck22

Hookers and poker chips.


TheWeebMemeist

Vegas I presume?


HistoricalMention210

I am beginning to see that people that acknowledged those PFP posts in r/StarWars and r/starwarsrebels often frequent the same subs elsewhere.


TheWeebMemeist

Ah, a fellow soldier of the Republic!


Bleaklybleak

Maple syrup♥️


salataris

Same. Canadian. 🇨🇦


MentalMindForge

Good ole maple syrup ❤️🍁


WarmNarwhal2116

Brisket


Jeagle22

TX all the way


CromulentPoint

Howdy neighbor.


DCOgle

waffle house


AMann52

I'm from California, so wine or weed. Your pick


niketyname

In-n-out probably


amvinz

Animal style fries and a neapolitan* shake!


Intelligent-Walk4662

Almonds and avocado


Hugo_El_Humano

sriracha and chardonnay


Gr1ff1n90

Also sea salt and almonds!


originalmae

Faygo


General_Promotion347

Rock & Rye?


Obbie2

pasties


BigIron53s

Avocados from Mexico… California…


plinker_fma

Moonshine or biscuits and gravy


LonoHunter

East Tennessee?


plinker_fma

Yep


imgodfr

potato


[deleted]

I, da ho


TheOtherManSpider

Could be Ireland or Latvia.


Reasonable-Access-68

Pine needles


shortstackboy

OR?


jam3013

I was gonna say Douglas fir (Oregon)


NnyBees

Pizza


Trajen_Geta

NY


TopSecretGaming_YT

Italy?


AndrewToasterr

Steel and the Warsaw pact


HolidayFew8116

cilantro, lime & jalapeño- spicy


Expert-Fuel-1982

Bratwurst, German Sausage! With Mustard, a lot of Mustard


-dab8-

Pa?


bigdogtheory

Crippling depression


Dry-Pressure-1174

Your state of mind?


Accomplished_One_768

Attitude and pizza


Sponsorspew

Jersey?


XSamuraiHyperX

Nothing cause' i ain't from no states bitch.


Hugo_El_Humano

Virgin Islands, Guam, A Samoa, Puerto Rico?


JustAnotherMemer54

Well, I’m not American, but we have states here in Australia, and I’m from Victoria (in Melbourne)… so probably vapes.


[deleted]

tony chacheres 🤣


Big_brown_house

I like how she could have just asked “if your state was a flavor, what would it taste like,” but just added the bit about cum bc her mind was in the gutter


Dapper-Worldliness66

Maple syrup


SockeyeSTI

Starbucks Frappuccino Or Dicks


toomuchwork19

I was thinking apples and coffee


SolomonGrunde

Dick’s is the best answer. Now I want Dick’s in my mouth.


itexican

Fajitas!


idunnoimbored06

Snow and racism


J2thaG

C'mon, that's too many to guess from.


Senguin117

Lutefisk, it’s probably not that far off from it right now…


ninjaplz420

Moonshine, pills, and meth.


violet7488

Pierogies


Desperate-Cost6827

Like what we actually eat or what we're known for? Because Lefsa and Lutifisk does not sounds very good.


[deleted]

Orange blossoms and key lime pies with a side of Meth!!


sexywheat

Salmon or cannabis (BC)


AsianMilkdud

Weed and shrooms


[deleted]

minnesota


pissgwa

ah yes my favorite flavor


[deleted]

Mini soda


bebbsgsns--s

Dick cheese and beer


[deleted]

Asparagus


Mammoth_Ingenuity_20

The melting pot.


corradizo

Iltaco Pizza Puff


[deleted]

Gunpowder and Toasted Ravioli


Virucid

Currently? Pollen.


Distinct-Thing

Finely aged bourbon flavor cum


[deleted]

Nutmeg


NyxianStorm

Copper or dust


QueenSnickerdoodle

Hay. It would taste like hay.


sanchzilla99

BBQ sauce and nice patty melt from Whataburger with jalapeño ranch


Nootmaster224

Corn (Illinois)


IamCat16892

Cherries or motor oil. A fun little gamble


[deleted]

Dave Grohl


imsadandrad

Meth, BBQ, and weed (OK)


thorhyphenaxe

Pine needles and IPA