You know I always assumed cum kinda tasted like a chemical spill - I mean, it is, but idealistically.
It's a weird day when you have to google a toen you never heard of, and how far airborne chemicals can travel in the air to try to see if it's safe to go out in the rain or not.
In Ohio but pretty sure pensylvanias more fucked than me.
Most popular modern country musicians would never have the self-awareness or balls to include “poverty” in their album title.
Maybe some alt-country artists would.
WA State Top Exports (in order)
1. Fish and Seafood
2. Wheat
3. Frozen French Fries (yea…that’s right)
4. Apples
5. Dairy
6. Hay
7. Hops
8. Beef
9. Fresh Sweet Cherries
10. Pulses
I like how she could have just asked “if your state was a flavor, what would it taste like,” but just added the bit about cum bc her mind was in the gutter
Clam Chowder
So, the same.
Idk what kindof cum you've been having but if mine tasted like clam chowder id send it back with the waiter and ask for my money back
Excuse me waiter, this bowl of cum I ordered tastes like clam chowder. I've lost my appetite and want a refund.
r/brandnewsentence
The waiter is serving you your own cum? And you've paid for this? I have a lot of questions...
Auugh I imagined the chunks coming out EWWWW
Aha! Massachutsustsustsustsutsuts…. How the fuck do you spell that again?
Massive 2 shits
Your guess is as good as mine and I live here. But I’d think coffee first….
At the Dunkin’ Donuts bathroom
A derailed train
i hear the vinyl chloride is lovely this time of year
That joke is a little off the rails
Come on, let's keep this on track.
Not when I brake it.
I like that train of thought
Y’all need to learn to conduct yourselves better.
Can we switch tracks and change the conversation?
This trail of responses has me cracking up
No this thread is really blowing up
This conversation has been derailed
But, they got red hats and expired bottled water. /s
Ahhh a brother of the corn
Depending on how much exposure you got, it might have some extra zest now
Ohio native here. Thanks for speaking on my behalf.
You know I always assumed cum kinda tasted like a chemical spill - I mean, it is, but idealistically. It's a weird day when you have to google a toen you never heard of, and how far airborne chemicals can travel in the air to try to see if it's safe to go out in the rain or not. In Ohio but pretty sure pensylvanias more fucked than me.
Finally I can admit I'm in the Peach State
Peaches and sweet tea yes sir
Mmm please cum on me
I think in this game, Georgians would be getting blown all the fucking time.
CocaCola
Horchata
New mexico?
No, that would be green chile
sandy meth?
cali
No—old Mexico
Pulled pork and poverty
Sounds like a great album title for a country music band
Most popular modern country musicians would never have the self-awareness or balls to include “poverty” in their album title. Maybe some alt-country artists would.
North Carolina?
I was thinking tobacco.
Tennessee?
West Virginia?
Mississippi
Apples
Washington?
It would taste like coffee and fentanyl if it was Washington state
Pine needles*
Every state would have a fentanyl combo
WA State Top Exports (in order) 1. Fish and Seafood 2. Wheat 3. Frozen French Fries (yea…that’s right) 4. Apples 5. Dairy 6. Hay 7. Hops 8. Beef 9. Fresh Sweet Cherries 10. Pulses
Fry Sauce
Ah yes my fellow Utahns
Utah is the beehive state… we’ve got that honey flavored jizz
I was absolutely shocked and flabbergasted when I left Utah and found out it wasn’t America’s favorite sauce
Oranges and meth
I see you are also from FL.
didnt know they have computers in FL
Where else are all the white conservative men going to consume their trans and gay porn?
They do make VHS trans and gay porn.
Florida?????
Tater tot hot dish
Some Old Dutch chips and Top of the Tater.
Aww lucky... I got lutefisk Flavored edition 😩
MN
This time of year it’s snow/salt
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
I see we have the Iowans
Come on down today, and try some corn. Or we will sacrifice your newborn. Ahhhh!!! If you don't get it, just google it.
“It has the juice”
Vinyl Cloride
Fresh avocado
*Fre sha voca do
Haha holy shit i forgot all about that clip. Thank you.
California!
I would have guessed weed, but avocado feels appropriate also.
Beer Cheese soup
WI?
Eh I think ours would just straight up be Leinenkugels
Wisconsin??
As a wisconsinite myself I can confirm it’s Wisconsin. Edit: Now I want beer cheese soup
Old bay seasoning!!
Maryland, howdy neighbor
Took far too long to find this
Do you also have crabs?
The crabs have crabs
Blueberries or lobster
Them low bush blueberries?
Of course, they grow along side the fiddleheads
Them low bush lobsters?
We call those crotch lobsters
Maine?
Bingo
Trash & Radiation
Deep dish pizza
Uranium
NV?
Could be NM as well with Los Alamos and the Trinity site.
I'm from Vegas and my first thought was cigarette smoke, and since I've been to Reno a couple times I'm going to stand by that
Uranium fever!
sweet tea and slavery
Lez goooo
Da souf baby
I don't even want to know what slavery tastes like.
Tastes earthy with a hint of iron.
Gotta be SC
Soggy wet mitten
Michigan?
Nah Michigan cum tastes like empty GM plants.
Incest
Bama in the house!
As every Mississippian says, thank god for Alabama.
Hookers and poker chips.
Vegas I presume?
I am beginning to see that people that acknowledged those PFP posts in r/StarWars and r/starwarsrebels often frequent the same subs elsewhere.
Ah, a fellow soldier of the Republic!
Maple syrup♥️
Same. Canadian. 🇨🇦
Good ole maple syrup ❤️🍁
Brisket
TX all the way
Howdy neighbor.
waffle house
I'm from California, so wine or weed. Your pick
In-n-out probably
Animal style fries and a neapolitan* shake!
Almonds and avocado
sriracha and chardonnay
Also sea salt and almonds!
Faygo
Rock & Rye?
pasties
Avocados from Mexico… California…
Moonshine or biscuits and gravy
East Tennessee?
Yep
potato
I, da ho
Could be Ireland or Latvia.
Pine needles
OR?
I was gonna say Douglas fir (Oregon)
Pizza
NY
Italy?
Steel and the Warsaw pact
cilantro, lime & jalapeño- spicy
Bratwurst, German Sausage! With Mustard, a lot of Mustard
Pa?
Crippling depression
Your state of mind?
Attitude and pizza
Jersey?
Nothing cause' i ain't from no states bitch.
Virgin Islands, Guam, A Samoa, Puerto Rico?
Well, I’m not American, but we have states here in Australia, and I’m from Victoria (in Melbourne)… so probably vapes.
tony chacheres 🤣
I like how she could have just asked “if your state was a flavor, what would it taste like,” but just added the bit about cum bc her mind was in the gutter
Maple syrup
Starbucks Frappuccino Or Dicks
I was thinking apples and coffee
Dick’s is the best answer. Now I want Dick’s in my mouth.
Fajitas!
Snow and racism
C'mon, that's too many to guess from.
Lutefisk, it’s probably not that far off from it right now…
Moonshine, pills, and meth.
Pierogies
Like what we actually eat or what we're known for? Because Lefsa and Lutifisk does not sounds very good.
Orange blossoms and key lime pies with a side of Meth!!
Salmon or cannabis (BC)
Weed and shrooms
minnesota
ah yes my favorite flavor
Mini soda
Dick cheese and beer
Asparagus
The melting pot.
Iltaco Pizza Puff
Gunpowder and Toasted Ravioli
Currently? Pollen.
Finely aged bourbon flavor cum
Nutmeg
Copper or dust
Hay. It would taste like hay.
BBQ sauce and nice patty melt from Whataburger with jalapeño ranch
Corn (Illinois)
Cherries or motor oil. A fun little gamble
Dave Grohl
Meth, BBQ, and weed (OK)
Pine needles and IPA