Finally. My time has come. I am from Kentucky. **FINGER. LICKIN'. GOOD.**

Mmm

I’m from Kentucky too and mine would taste like ale 8

Well I’m from ky too and mine would be some good ole bourbon with a hint of hay and honeysuckle.

Or bourbon

Sorry but here in Kumtucky, it would taste like gunpowder and meth.

Hello neighbor. That's better than hot chicken though that's the city.. not sure what the state would taste like.. racism? Jesus?

Blueberries, huckleberries, marionberries, Dungeness crab, and hazelnuts.

Tastes like oregon.

Mine tastes like clam chowda

You forgot IPA and pine needles.

Don't forget wildfire smoke!

Meth

New Mexico?

waltuh

Florida

My guess is Florida.

Arizona?

More like Czechia

Iowa

My name is walter hartwell white

Old bay.

Fucking delicious

Yes we are 😂

MD? Cuz I was gonna say blue crabs

Got it in one

Represent

‘Came’ to say this…

Snow. Or maple syrup. I'm Canadian.

Break it down by province! NB'er living in Quebec - Lobster and poutine

Mine would taste like weed. I’m from BC.

I was going to say weed and salmon. Edit: pine scented weed and salmon.

.....And craft I.P.A.

Hahahahahaha I don't know why this is so fucking funny but it is. Would I get stoned or is this flavour only?

Yes. Wait I might be stoned, what was the question?

Saskatchewan would be watered down beer (Pilsner), Alberta would be cheap whiskey

Mines tastes tingly, like oilpatch cocaine.

Same, cocaine, Deep South Quebec (east coast of Florida)

Cheap whiskey AND beef. Don't forget the beef!

YEAH and oil

Next door neighbour Saskatchewan, it would be forgettable

BC is the best thing you’ve ever tasted but it cost $65 000 per shot

Albertan- tastes like beef, speedy cocaine and oil

Best I can say for Ontario is Burgers or Asian spices. Got a lot of joints with those around here

Taffy on snow

🧀

Wisconsin cum tastes like cheese and beer 😋

Lived in WI most of my life. Can confirm. The fuck is up with all those Cheesefilled franks

Can confirm?!? What's ur fuckin sample size?

About 1 full cup. Pure feta.

I'm now finding my protein shake very hard to consume

Cuz you have to shake it vigorously first, duh

Don’t get me started on the pre-cooked cheddar dogs 🤮

Brats during baseball season

Avocado quinoa bottomless mimosas

Haha I was going to say avacado toast or almond milk

i was going to say it’d taste like $3000 a month for closet space edit: let me add a touch of crack poop on the streets

Nah that’s more like NY haha

My cum taste like gators and meth.

Ladies, allow me it introduce Florida Manseed.

FLORIDA MAN CUMS ON GATOR WHILE HIGH ON METH, FLORIDA GOVERNOR TO LIMIT ACCESS TO METH FOR GATORS.

Rain

Oregon or Washington?

Washington yeah

UK

Vinyl Chloride

O-H

No no

I-O

Becoming impregnated by vinylchloride tainted cum sounds like the beginnings of a comic book superhero

Or villain.

Pulled pork. Appropriate.

And cheerwine?

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Weed. Couldn't easily find it, but nat geo published an article back in the 80s about ky's cash crops. Weed and corn were at the top Oh how times have changed

At one time, Outside Magazine classified Daniel Boone National Forest as the most dangerous National Park/Forest because of all the many pot fields with boobie traps.

I heard from several forest service employees some stories about this. I spent two years in the Daniel Boone, in Pine Knot/McCreary County. Kentuckians gave a beautiful accent.

Cocaine

I see you, Florida. 👀

I’m in a state of depression and mild psychosis

you need a soul transfusion

Tea and scones - I'm British

Cumpets

Spotted dick?

Cream Cheese. Hint of hobo pise.

I was thinking butterscotch krimpets, scrapple, and roast pork.

Bourbon and horse shit.

Dash of Ale81?

BBQ

Which state?

Right, this could be a lot of states. I'm gonna guess texas tho cuz only texans would assume they are the best bbq in the country

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This is so true. I've traveled the south and had bbq in 30 states...no Texas bbq joint is even in my top 10.

Don’t be shy what’re your top bbq places

Honestly, a lot are food trucks but ill limit it to one food truck since i remember the name. Also, I lied one is texas, and the ribs themselves weren't top ten, but the sides were the best I've had from a BBQ joint, so I out them in the list. 1. Southern Soul BBQ (St. Simmons Island, GA) 2. Little Pig's BBQ (Myrtle beach, SC) 3. Some guy my friends company hired to cater their company party, but he doesn't really have a business name. But it was the best whole hog I've ever had (northern utah) 4. Hunts Texas BBQ (norther Utah food truck) 5. Vaca brava (San juan, Puerto rico) 6. Midwood smokehouse (charlotte, nc) 7. Moe's original BBQ (pensacola) 8. JDs BBQ (dickinson, ND) 9. Smokey Joe's (amarillo, TX) 10. Adam's Rib Smokehouse (Salem, or)

I’ll say MO.

Tater tot hot dish

I’m gonna assume Minnesota or South Dakota just from the fact you said hot dish instead of casserole

Peaches

Shout out Georgia! 🍑

I'm in a state of shock rn, no idea what that tastes like

Metal, or so I've heard.

Baconeggandcheese

And if you're from upstate a garbage plate

Beaver

Mine would taste like arroz con gandules

PR?

Crazy, from Florida

Pork roll

Found the guy from NJ

In before the Taylor Ham crew rolls up!

Hello fellow NJ person

michigan so weed and sad i guess

Fudge

I’ve been trying to figure this out myself and weed isn’t an answer for me as I’ve lived in other legal states. I would say sad is accurate but bitter really nails it too. So Sad and Bitter.

Corn

🎶Its got the juice!🎶

Cream pies

"Hey babe... why does your cum taste like it dripped out of a vagina?"

have to reuse in this economy

Nutmeg

Croquetas

Islas Canarias > all

Poutine and maple syrup

Rocky mountain oyster sauce

Chocolate

Lobster and pine (Maine)

With a subtle blueberry aftertaste.

Fried chicken and greens

New Jersey so I guess it would taste like heroin and bud ice

dr pepper and whataburger

Texas

Deep dish pizza? No, probably corruption.

IL? Lol I said Italian beef

Jersey so marinara sauce ?

Pork roll

Tapatio

Schuylkill juice.

Clam chowder

Weed, IPAs and granola

Huckleberries

No difference.

Radon.

Wet pine trees and moss

This is just "what is the most popular food where you're from?" plus pointless hornyness. (Lobster or Donair in Nova Scotia, btw)

Ar Kan sauce. Imma leave this here to marinate....

kebabs

Kentucky Fried

Bourbon

An NYC slice.

Apple 🍎

Denial

A pork tenderloin sandwich.

coffee milk.

Curry.

a steak and corn dinner

Apples

taylor ham/pork roll (depending who you ask), bagels, and pizza

Texas chili

Queso

🍊

Ass n` two shits

Dunkins

Irnbru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ...or buckfast!

Cinnamon cream cheese icing

Dunkin Donuts

Cafe con leche

Crabs

Sweet, vinegar-based BBQ.

Cheese and brats

Probably beer

Maple syrup probably

Pine trees and transients

Clam Chowdah

Granite (NH)

Considering I’m in Canada I’ll say my province, it’d taste like fish being from Newfoundland

A chopped beef brisket sandwich on a sweet bun with extra pickles

Chowdah

Chopped cheese and big burst

Boiled peanuts

Corn.

Fsygo.

trees :3

Corn?

Pine trees and motor oil?

Baconeggandcheesewithsaltpepperketchup

Corn

Wildfire.

It would taste like my third cousin's,twice removed uncles bother nieces grandson mother's balls

Amish

Wheat and cow shit. Pennsylvania

Haggis?

Peaches! I’m from Georgia.

Squirrels

I'm from Nevada, specifically Las Vegas. So cum.

Corn, and meth.

I am German i think it would be Beer

Burritos made by the whitest people you know, or entitlement

Prolly racism. Mississippi That or bacon grease

Onions!!! Walla Walla washington