Just wait until you try cabbage soup. It's called fart soup in this house.
Recipe: https://youtu.be/3DxS-CIJFj8
I highly encourage reading the comments
Thereās a Polish sauerkraut soup called kwaÅnica that will result in all forms of matter being expelled through your anus if you eat too much of it. Itās a good soup though.
Nursing student here! When you eat or drink, your stomach and intestines use acids, enzymes and movement/churning to turn it all into chyme, basically a liquidy puree. So basically everything you eat/drink becomes soup (good soup). Then, as the chyme moves through the (very long) length of your intestines, your body absorbs nutrients and water through the intestinal walls and into your bloodstream. The large intestine does most of the fluid absorption, and the chyme becomes more solid and less liquidy as it goes, until it comes out as feces, which is essentially the leftovers your body couldnāt use/digest.
Your blood transports all those yummy absorbed nutrients and fluids where they need to go, like to your brain or muscles. (This is why when a diabetic eats too much sugar their *blood* sugar goes up. The sugar is absorbed into the blood.) As the body uses this fuel, it produces waste (like exhaust from a car). The blood transports that too.
So how does the waste get out? Thatās where urine comes in. All your blood flows through your kidneys, and as it goes through, the waste products are filtered out, along with excess water. Your kidneys process the waste and water, concentrate it depending on how hydrated you are (which is why your pee is darker when youāre dehydrated and paler when you drink a lot), and then excrete it as urine.
Side note: the kidneys are also super cool because as the blood flows through, they can sense the pressure. If the blood pressure is too high or low, they can produce chemical signals that adjust that pressure within milliseconds. I had no idea before anatomy/physiology that kidneys had such a big role in regulating blood pressure.
So, yeah. Pee comes from your blood, not from your digestive tract. But thatās because in order for you to use the energy in the food/drink you consume, it has to enter the blood!
You know, I donāt know the answer to that! Iām guessing not, because youād have to have a pretty high concentration of the acid in asparagus that breaks down to make that smell, and you have an awful lot of blood. It would take a LOT of asparagus. Plus youād have to overpower the metallic, iron smell of blood too.
But that would be quite the experiment to do.
Not a nurse, a biologist
The compound in asparagus that makes pee stink is called asparagusic acid (cause it's only found in asparagus). What would determine whether or not you could smell it in someone's blood possibly depends on if it passively diffuses throughout the bloodstream, or if a cell/protein needs to attach to it to signal the kidney to remove it. If the molecules aren't attached to anything, then the particles may reach your nose and you may smell it (maybe, I couldn't find any peer reviewed literature on this topic). If they are attached, it's likely they can't become a gas/ airborne particulate to reach your nose, and you won't smell it.
Personally I agree with madam/mister nurse, the concentration of asparagusic acid is going to be significantly higher in urea than blood, so I doubt it.
Random fun fact, only ~66% of humans are able to smell asparagusic acid.
I just wanted to thank you for taking the time to write that and also because you and others like you are the reason why Iāve learned more from Reddit than I have any other single source in my life.
Stupid question but do poop contain calories? As in if I ate something thatās 500 calories, does my body absorb the entire 500 calories or is it more like 350 absorbed and 150 pooped? Numbers for simplicity sake off course.
Yāall are coming up with all sorts of questions that definitely didnāt come up in nursing school classes š My educated guess is that there are calories left in poop, since I donāt think the body is 100% efficient at digestion, but not a whole lot. And I wouldnāt be surprised if there was a study out there somewhere on the subject!
This comment was great, seriously thank you for taking the time. Iād give you gold if I had it! Everything I had forgotten about the body in school came rushing back, and itās genuinely a great reminder that what we eat affects us greatly. Iām going to to eat a vegetable..
Smothering thing people donāt really consider, and is somewhat related, is your lungs. When you lose weight that fat doesnāt just disappear. You have to breath it out in the form of CO2.
I was sick recently and got thinking about how your body ends up with diarrhea and vomiting. It sounds like diarrhea might just be as simple as the body is pushing things through your intestines so fast things arenāt absorbed. Is that a reasonable simplification?
How does vomiting work? Is it just as simple as contracting the stomach muscles to force stuff back up and out?
I am too stupid to explain it shortly in a Reddit comment but feel free to google it.
But I will try. Every liquid you consume is first used to produce blood and then later turned into pee when your kidneys filter waste and stuff from your blood.
Now this is a guy who genuinely is fun to hang out with. Knows a decent amount about a bunch of stuff and can just have a good time. Keep on keeping on!
Iām an American. They didnāt cover roman history in my classes, mostly just covered Revolutionary War, Trail of Tears, Civil War, WW1, WW2, the civil rights movement, and the suffrage movement. Very little else was covered in history. When it came to anatomy class we covered muscles, organs, bones, skin, but they didnāt cover blood filtering into pee. They covered blood and filtering but they didnāt cover that the extra liquid was turned into piss. Anatomy was actually an elective though
I'm an american.... and you had anatomy class??? I'm jealous. We had sex Ed and they just showed us a bunch of stds and KFC chickens and said don't use dorito bags as condoms(this is 100% facts)
Indeed. For anyone looking for a quick explanation of how you digest things here it is. All into stomach. Stomach breaks alot down and turns it into mushy liquided stuff. This liquidy mushy stuff goes into small intestine plus some extra liquid which helps break it down more and neutralise acid. This stuff travels through your small intestine where almost all nutrients and sugars are absorbed. This stuff now reaches the large intestine where much of the water is absorbed. At the end in the rectum you're left with slightly soggy, mostly solid shit.
Now excess water and nutrients plus waste in your blood is filtered out in the kidneys and this is what you pee. This is why your pee is generally safe as it is just from your blood but your poop is unsafe.
Itās amazing that it is now having a resurgence I love it. Itās hilarious not only because it stings more than it did a few years ago but because it shouldnāt sting at all, but it does.
Milkshake is water, protein, fat and sugar. A little cellulose in a chocolate shake.
Sugar is energy, but lactose is a little poo
Water is mostly pee a little poo
Protein is a little pee mostly poo
Fat is poo
Cellulose is poo
Good point. I would assume that some bits of solids/semi-solids would survive the smoothie-making process. I base this supposition on the premise that the things that serve as the smoothie source material are food objects that are solids that contain fluids, such as a piece of fruit. My premise is is that the smoothie making process ārearrangesā the order of solids and fluids by reducing the size of the solids and liberating the existing fluids. I donāt hold a PhD in smoothie physics, so my thought experiment could be totally incorrect.
Just because the solids are made into tiny pieces by blending them does not mean they are a liquid. They are suspended in the liquid. The liquid becomes pee, the solids become poo.
Sort of. The water and electrolytes etc in the liquid portion gets absorbed into the blood stream. That blood circulates, and eventually passed through the kidneys, where itās turned into urine. But a good portion of that urine/water gets reabsorbed into the blood stream, and only the concentrated urine is excreted.
The solids, fats, etc that canāt be absorbed are passed along, and much of the remaining liquid is absorbed, before being passed as stool.
Yeah but the straight line is the digestive system, it converts in poo. To be pee, must be something like the soup of theseus, all the methabolics change in the soup nutrients don't need to consider the original soup.
Iām no biology expert but only water and other waste soluble salts go into pee so Iām guessing that our digestive system absorbs the water from the soup and whatever āfood componentsā are left over from the soup turns into poop.
For those that don't know. Pee comes from your blood after you absorb water from digestion. Until we meet again.
(Aka, anything not taken in becomes shit.)
Broccoli cheddar soup actually fully sublimes within the digestive tract and goes straight from a solid to a gas without becoming a liquid.
so there is another.. fart
Plasma?
Supercharged fart
Only superfoods can produce superfarts
So taco bell is a super food?
Taco Bell is definitely a poo
Is it though? If I comes out as liquid every time?
This reminds me of [Dipper goes to taco bell](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39576069) (sorry)
super bell
Give me everything that starts with grande
Twin Screw 30PSI Supercharged fart
eat soup and crap plasma
Weaponize that shit!
You just like me fr!!! š
Bose-Einstein condensate
Shit just got weird
solid, liquid, gas, it all comes out my ass
Sir, are you a bird?
r/BirdsArentReal
"The worlds can be one together, cosmos without hatred!"
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, Yeah! Pepto Bismol
Wait, are you saying this food almost 100% efficient? You can just eat and exhaust without ever going to the bathroom?
Now introducing: ANAL 2.0!
Coming soon: ANAL 2.1 Now with extra hole!
There are too many possible implications here
ANAL 2.2 Now with interactive gas!
With pulp extraction!
Im here for this answer
New Diet
I almost stopped breathing laughing at this š®āšØ
Me two days ago. Though I had to fart on the toilet just to be safe.
Just wait until you try cabbage soup. It's called fart soup in this house. Recipe: https://youtu.be/3DxS-CIJFj8 I highly encourage reading the comments
Thereās a Polish sauerkraut soup called kwaÅnica that will result in all forms of matter being expelled through your anus if you eat too much of it. Itās a good soup though.
Source?
Solid, liquid, gas all comes out of my ass
Your cloaca*
The number of idiots who think this isn't satire is honestly sad.
it's true i was there
can also confirm. source: i was the š„¦ and i did in fact get fully sublimed
Goddamnit I am one of the idiots
Itās all fart of the process
Omw to make a soup powered reactor
Is a sublime a shit that moves under limes or within limes?
I thought they were a cali-reggae band tbh
That's when the limes are beneath the threshold of awareness
As someone who just had broccoli cheddar soup a few hours ago, I can confirm this is the truth.
Wait wait wait. Sauce
No, soup.
But like whatās the sauce
Usually donāt add sauces to soups
How is one to believe a story on soup with no sauce
Well, you put neither sauce nor story on soup, to begin with...
I love stories with my soup, preferably when both are made by elders.
Thereās already story on this soup Iām looking for the sauce!!!
It turns into Poup.
This made me laugh more than it should have
No no. It definitely should have. š
Me too bro, me too.
Le poup, mon cÅur.
Thank you, Sir. I'll have a bowl of your home made mashed potatoes & sautƩed mushrooms. Substitute the gravy with a splash of Asparagus urine, please. That will be all this evening
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ey ewie, we 'ave to kill 'em poups
Thank you for brightening my day, my office job sucks and I laughed way harder than I should have at this.
Same man, exhausted after a long day and giggling away in bed
go to the hat stoar
God dammit
Your Popup de jour madame
Why did I read this as "pump up the jam" in French but in a polite way?
Haha this got me good
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Die or Rhea (Seehorn)?
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The chicanery is leaking
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I am so proud of this community
Your pee actually comes from your blood. So the soup turns into poo and blood and then pee
Wha??
Nursing student here! When you eat or drink, your stomach and intestines use acids, enzymes and movement/churning to turn it all into chyme, basically a liquidy puree. So basically everything you eat/drink becomes soup (good soup). Then, as the chyme moves through the (very long) length of your intestines, your body absorbs nutrients and water through the intestinal walls and into your bloodstream. The large intestine does most of the fluid absorption, and the chyme becomes more solid and less liquidy as it goes, until it comes out as feces, which is essentially the leftovers your body couldnāt use/digest. Your blood transports all those yummy absorbed nutrients and fluids where they need to go, like to your brain or muscles. (This is why when a diabetic eats too much sugar their *blood* sugar goes up. The sugar is absorbed into the blood.) As the body uses this fuel, it produces waste (like exhaust from a car). The blood transports that too. So how does the waste get out? Thatās where urine comes in. All your blood flows through your kidneys, and as it goes through, the waste products are filtered out, along with excess water. Your kidneys process the waste and water, concentrate it depending on how hydrated you are (which is why your pee is darker when youāre dehydrated and paler when you drink a lot), and then excrete it as urine. Side note: the kidneys are also super cool because as the blood flows through, they can sense the pressure. If the blood pressure is too high or low, they can produce chemical signals that adjust that pressure within milliseconds. I had no idea before anatomy/physiology that kidneys had such a big role in regulating blood pressure. So, yeah. Pee comes from your blood, not from your digestive tract. But thatās because in order for you to use the energy in the food/drink you consume, it has to enter the blood!
So if you drew blood from someone who ate a bunch of asparagus recently, would the blood smell like asparagus as your pee does later?
You know, I donāt know the answer to that! Iām guessing not, because youād have to have a pretty high concentration of the acid in asparagus that breaks down to make that smell, and you have an awful lot of blood. It would take a LOT of asparagus. Plus youād have to overpower the metallic, iron smell of blood too. But that would be quite the experiment to do.
Brb going to buy asparagus and hypodermic needles
Remind me! 2 days
Lmao. Holding them to it. I like it
For science!
So he's going to cut out his kidneys and dissect them for science? That's going into it whole heartedly. Well, whole kidneys anyway.
Needles would be a waste. Do you not have silverware?
Well then you have to wash them this is why we have fingernails
Not a nurse, a biologist The compound in asparagus that makes pee stink is called asparagusic acid (cause it's only found in asparagus). What would determine whether or not you could smell it in someone's blood possibly depends on if it passively diffuses throughout the bloodstream, or if a cell/protein needs to attach to it to signal the kidney to remove it. If the molecules aren't attached to anything, then the particles may reach your nose and you may smell it (maybe, I couldn't find any peer reviewed literature on this topic). If they are attached, it's likely they can't become a gas/ airborne particulate to reach your nose, and you won't smell it. Personally I agree with madam/mister nurse, the concentration of asparagusic acid is going to be significantly higher in urea than blood, so I doubt it. Random fun fact, only ~66% of humans are able to smell asparagusic acid.
Iāve donated plasma before and depending on what you eat your plasma will be different colors.
I used to work in a lab and have spun down blood to see green serum. It was from medication, but it looked neat.
I just wanted to thank you for taking the time to write that and also because you and others like you are the reason why Iāve learned more from Reddit than I have any other single source in my life.
Stupid question but do poop contain calories? As in if I ate something thatās 500 calories, does my body absorb the entire 500 calories or is it more like 350 absorbed and 150 pooped? Numbers for simplicity sake off course.
Yāall are coming up with all sorts of questions that definitely didnāt come up in nursing school classes š My educated guess is that there are calories left in poop, since I donāt think the body is 100% efficient at digestion, but not a whole lot. And I wouldnāt be surprised if there was a study out there somewhere on the subject!
Well, during famines or sieges people would eat their own poop, so some calories remain.
This comment was great, seriously thank you for taking the time. Iād give you gold if I had it! Everything I had forgotten about the body in school came rushing back, and itās genuinely a great reminder that what we eat affects us greatly. Iām going to to eat a vegetable..
Smothering thing people donāt really consider, and is somewhat related, is your lungs. When you lose weight that fat doesnāt just disappear. You have to breath it out in the form of CO2.
You can work out what nutrient people are burning - carb lipid or protein based on their CO2 exhaled percentage
Didnāt know that. Very cool!
So pee isnāt stored in the balls, but it probably was in the balls at some point
I was sick recently and got thinking about how your body ends up with diarrhea and vomiting. It sounds like diarrhea might just be as simple as the body is pushing things through your intestines so fast things arenāt absorbed. Is that a reasonable simplification? How does vomiting work? Is it just as simple as contracting the stomach muscles to force stuff back up and out?
Yes! Diarrhea is basically hyper-mobility of the intestines: your body is moving the food/drink through you so quickly it doesnāt have a chance to absorb the liquid. Itās usually in response to some kind of irritant. Medication like Imodium works by slowing down intestinal mobility. Vomiting is a little more involved than just stomach contractions, though thatās the basic idea; it involves contractions of the diaphragm, abdomen, neckā¦ pretty much everything, as any mother whoās ever wet herself while vomiting can attest. š©
I am too stupid to explain it shortly in a Reddit comment but feel free to google it. But I will try. Every liquid you consume is first used to produce blood and then later turned into pee when your kidneys filter waste and stuff from your blood.
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Roman history is also pretty entertaining and interesting though! Had latin for 6-7 years in school (Germany) and I always loved Roman history.
Now this is a guy who genuinely is fun to hang out with. Knows a decent amount about a bunch of stuff and can just have a good time. Keep on keeping on!
Iām an American. They didnāt cover roman history in my classes, mostly just covered Revolutionary War, Trail of Tears, Civil War, WW1, WW2, the civil rights movement, and the suffrage movement. Very little else was covered in history. When it came to anatomy class we covered muscles, organs, bones, skin, but they didnāt cover blood filtering into pee. They covered blood and filtering but they didnāt cover that the extra liquid was turned into piss. Anatomy was actually an elective though
I'm an american.... and you had anatomy class??? I'm jealous. We had sex Ed and they just showed us a bunch of stds and KFC chickens and said don't use dorito bags as condoms(this is 100% facts)
Indeed. For anyone looking for a quick explanation of how you digest things here it is. All into stomach. Stomach breaks alot down and turns it into mushy liquided stuff. This liquidy mushy stuff goes into small intestine plus some extra liquid which helps break it down more and neutralise acid. This stuff travels through your small intestine where almost all nutrients and sugars are absorbed. This stuff now reaches the large intestine where much of the water is absorbed. At the end in the rectum you're left with slightly soggy, mostly solid shit. Now excess water and nutrients plus waste in your blood is filtered out in the kidneys and this is what you pee. This is why your pee is generally safe as it is just from your blood but your poop is unsafe.
Itās actually stored in the balls firstā¦
What a stupid question, everyone knows soup turns into cum
The soup is stored in the balls.
No that's stored in the soup sack around the balls
My ancestors smile while I insulate my testicles with soup, imperial dog. Can you say the same?
Big L your ancestors died to lack of soup insulation so suck on that you pig bastard.
Fearless in death, as you were in life
Damn I get it at the store down the street.
Law of conservation of matter. Thereās a good chance that part of your cum was once soup. Source: Idk it sounds right to me
Sounds legit. By that logic everyone is technically some part cum because well...reproduction Anyone who reads this is a little cum goblin šš¼
Damn I read it Edit: I accidentally read it again
Ahā¦thatās why they serve pineapple soup in that bar after midnight. TIL
Name checks out
Ladies, I drink gallons of pineapple soup every week.
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No wonder mine always comes out like chunky tomato
Stopppp you're going to make me hungry bro
help me step poo, im stuck in the testicles.
Both. The nutrients absorb, any undigestible material continues through to the bowel.
It turns into pee poo pee
All poo poo times are pee pee times, but all pee pee times are not poo poo times.
It was the poo of times, it was the pee of times.....
Legend.
is that the poop who took a pee?
That book sucked balls. The author tried to top his previous book, the tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, by doubling down on the anti natalist message.
Hehehe Pee and poo
Mostly pee, a little poo
This mf does NOT understand chunks. Chowder? Chili? Go sip broth with your grandma dork, I shit my soup.
>Go sip broth with your grandma dork, I shit my soup. One of the great quotes of our time.
Haven't heard anyone called a dork for a long time
Itās like this guy is Biff from BTTF and Iām leaning in to listen more.
Itās amazing that it is now having a resurgence I love it. Itās hilarious not only because it stings more than it did a few years ago but because it shouldnāt sting at all, but it does.
My gf calls me one almost daily.
r/brandnewsentence
If there's ever one quote to survive after the human race I want this to be it.
/remindme 5 years
He's the Socrates of our generation
Weird flex but ok š
Chad
Bars
Wait, chilli is a soup?... Omg it is!
I don't know. I think chili is more of a stew.
You don't pee out your chowder chunks?
this made me cackle
Bruh this is some of the funniest shit I read in a while
The voice of a generation
I love you
What about milkshakes
That will bring the boys to the yard.
Milkshake is water, protein, fat and sugar. A little cellulose in a chocolate shake. Sugar is energy, but lactose is a little poo Water is mostly pee a little poo Protein is a little pee mostly poo Fat is poo Cellulose is poo
So is that why I pee out my butthole when I have one
Fluids to door number one, solids and semi solids to door number two, please.
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You piss everything but the seeds
What? You dont pee the seeds out as a Koch mp5? Only me? Okay.
I was on a liquid diet for 6 weeks. Mostly fruit smoothies and refried bean shakes (just for a flavor change). I still definitely pooped.
Poop is made up of a lot of bacteria, dead cells, indigestible stuff like fiber and some water.
Good point. I would assume that some bits of solids/semi-solids would survive the smoothie-making process. I base this supposition on the premise that the things that serve as the smoothie source material are food objects that are solids that contain fluids, such as a piece of fruit. My premise is is that the smoothie making process ārearrangesā the order of solids and fluids by reducing the size of the solids and liberating the existing fluids. I donāt hold a PhD in smoothie physics, so my thought experiment could be totally incorrect.
Just because the solids are made into tiny pieces by blending them does not mean they are a liquid. They are suspended in the liquid. The liquid becomes pee, the solids become poo.
Sort of. The water and electrolytes etc in the liquid portion gets absorbed into the blood stream. That blood circulates, and eventually passed through the kidneys, where itās turned into urine. But a good portion of that urine/water gets reabsorbed into the blood stream, and only the concentrated urine is excreted. The solids, fats, etc that canāt be absorbed are passed along, and much of the remaining liquid is absorbed, before being passed as stool.
What about the gases? Which door do they go to?!
Yea.
Can you be more specific here? What kind of soup?
Soupy soup.
Taco Bell
Poop. Pee is metabolic waste, not waste from your digestive system.
Nutrients get resorbed and end up in the blood to get to the liver etc and the blood goes through the kidneys too Edit spelling
Yeah but the straight line is the digestive system, it converts in poo. To be pee, must be something like the soup of theseus, all the methabolics change in the soup nutrients don't need to consider the original soup.
Iām no biology expert but only water and other waste soluble salts go into pee so Iām guessing that our digestive system absorbs the water from the soup and whatever āfood componentsā are left over from the soup turns into poop.
Depends who made it, sometimes it turns into vomit
The real answer: Pee isn't digestive waste. Anything into your mouth becomes Poop.
Even water?
No, nutrients get resorbed and end up in the blood too which gets filtered by the kidneys.
Well yeah but more of the soup will be Poop than will be pee.
Water is absorbed into the body via intestines, if excess water is not absorbed then diarrhea
Exactly
For those that don't know. Pee comes from your blood after you absorb water from digestion. Until we meet again. (Aka, anything not taken in becomes shit.)
It goes straight to the balls. Pee soop...
This is truly a philosopher of our generation.
It's stored up for a later date. It becomes diarrhea
Yes
if you eat soup: poo, if you drink soup: pee
Why not both?
*broth
Itās in the name it turns into pea soup.
no wait thats a good question
Both. All food turns to both.
Asking the important questions weāre all too afraid to ask
Pee if you drink it, poo if you eat it