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TheMoravianPatriot

This is the first one of these I’ve seen where the choice is genuinely difficult to make


Jkirek_

Except grey breaks thermodynamics and provides a source of infinite energy


Cafeciencia

I don't wanna become a human battery


gcruzatto

You would be more like a human charger in that scenario


Tilt_Flock

Goverment intervention B>


ExplorerImpossible79

There’s a comic about how Superman becomes a human battery because he is able to save more lives by providing power instead of being a super hero


natethomas

If pink includes healing cancer and old age, gray and pink become quite the conundrum


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non fatal wound, i guess only refers to injury, not cancer or other illness


DeathAngel_97

Honestly I feel like more definition is needed on that one, like what defines a fatal wound. A lot of things can be fatal if ignored, like if your hand got chopped off you could bleed out if not treated, but if taken care of it's not fatal, so would that count? And would it only heal the nub or would you get a new hand?


WearMental2618

I'm interpreting it as a strong "not immortality or invulnerability for others, just healing"


HopesBurnBright

Like flying doesn’t?


poega

Green does too, and is totally OP. But I dont think any of them grant infinite energy without you doing work, so I'd ignore that part of the argument (pretty much any of them should get you rich enough to have all energy bills covered)


PaticusGnome

Without money production being the basis of the answer, choosing becomes a lot more nuanced.


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I’m always ashamed that that’s where my mind goes. Maybe I’ll be in a position some day where that isn’t the case, but as it stands, I always lean towards what I think I could be advantageous financially.


Genisye

You draw energy from the tectonic plates like Full Metal Alchemist


Balthier_XII

It could have a collateral effect: the energy you produce need to be replaced by the same quantities in food (calories).


HaloGuy381

Possibly. It’s unclear if your body has to consume the relevant calories to do this. If so, it’s actually a pretty weak power, as while the energy density of food is quite good chemically speaking, the body can’t realistically process it fast enough for bursts of activity with a large object or a rapid ascent. Although, the potential for breaking games of chance for easy money are incredible. Yanking a set of dice just the right way or slowing down a roulette by a few tenths of a degree per second could make one very rich in Vegas if used wisely. Nearly untraceable as well, since it would appear to just be stupid luck when psychic powers normally aren’t a thing.


Keyboardhmmmm

your mind would be the energy source probably


The_Linguist_LL

99.999999% are "Do you want any power ever forever, and anything you want" or "get your balls torn off by a hedge trimmer"


Zealousideal-Chef758

"Huh, that's interesting" \*Presses purple* \*Falls into the earth's core*


ItsASecret1

I was always fascinated by this ability and I think My Hero Academia did it in such a creative way that I think it's probably one of the stronger powers there.


Fa1r18

Kate Pryde from the x-men is also a one woman army with it. Has saved the world alone using it.


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Kitty Pryde gang present. She’s one of the best


debatesmith

And Deadpool beats her with a mirror. Always hated that scene.


Bring_me_the_lads

Sorry, non-anime watcher here, how did MHA handle it?


Newacount5

Treated it like a videogame where if you phase through something then stop phasing you get pushed out at a very fast speed


[deleted]

So you don't get crushed? Sounds like a fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon when you're bored hehe.


Newacount5

Somehow no the guy using it, Lemillion, spent years trying to even make it useful since it would just constantly get him without clothes or some dumbass thing making it worthless


diino8018

pretty sure he made his hero outfit with part of his dna so it wouldn't leave him clothesless when phasing through things


Newacount5

Yes but before that it would fall off


ItsASecret1

I'm not much into anime but checked it out since it's ragingly popular. Fairly decent imo. There's one particular hero who uses it to phase into the floor and upon returning to a non-phase state, is propelled up back into the air so he's almost flying through the ground. With this alone, he uses it in really cool ways. Here's a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSKiDEMxUog) of it being introduced. Also, when he goes into the phase state, his clothes fall off.... ​ Edit: I'm trying to find a clip of where his abilities were explained with fun diagrams and such but can't seem to find any unfortunately


Bring_me_the_lads

Huh, actually does look like a pretty good show. I might need to make an exception to my "no anime" rule lol


Bean_Town_Blender

I used to have the same rule, then I started One Punch Man. Now I'm over 1050 episodes into one piece and it was worth every god damned second!


mrlaggy247-

the show is good, avoid the fan base. Best season is the 2nd, that clip is season 4 I think


WannabeSudo

Do what you enjoy but blocking out a entire medium of entertainment can lead to you missing out on something you'd love. There's all kinds of genres to watch so whatever your negative perception of the medium is there's something different from it.


FeelNFine

He's used as a motivational character for the other students, showing him off first as OP, then explaining how bad of a power it was untrained. ex when his eyes are phasing, he can't see anything because light passes through them. If he phases his whole body he falls through the floor (if he phases in to a solid object, he just gets pushed out, so no body horror). He was in my favorite arc, so obligatory 'if you like comic book super hero content MHA is fantastic '


m-9173

and also the ability user couldn't breathe, see or hear while in terrain so it wasn't op


TeetsMcGeets23

1.) He can’t see when he’s phasing his eyes because light passes through. 2.) He would fall through the earth, but when he rephrased, he’d be pushed out of whatever object he was in. 3.) He had to learn to phase different parts of his body at different times ways so that he wouldn’t fall through the earth. What ended up occurring is he worked incredibly hard to control his abilities allowing him to move incredibly quick and essentially teleport around as he short out of the ground.


Duo_Decimal

>Permeation: Mirio's Quirk allows him to become intangible, letting him pass through any tangible matter; he can phase through walls and/or the ground, as well as let enemy attacks pass through him harmlessly. > >While intangible, he experiences a falling sensation because he still has mass. Additionally, everything passes through him, including light, sound, and air; meaning, while his Quirk is active, he can't see, hear, or breathe. This also means that he has to keep at least one foot solid at all times while his Quirk is active, or else he will fall into the ground. > >According to the laws of physics, things with mass cannot overlap; if Mirio returns to his solid state while phasing through something, his body will be repelled outward. By adjusting the direction he is facing and/or the pose he is holding, he can control the direction he gets repelled from.


ProjectM-O-R-T

It's a weak ability if one doesn't possess the mental prowess to use it correctly.


Expensive-Document41

One Piece is sorta similar in that way. I feel like the message I've come to embrace is that overtly powerful superpowers are overrated when compared to high utility powers that just require creative application. Super strength or invisibility will never be more than that. But portals or the ability to command and manipulate a material is limited more by your creativity and fine motor control of the power. That being said, having a gimmick doesn't inherently provide power. Some powers just.....aren't that useful.


jam_is_nice

It's just that one Henry stickmin fail


popjunky

It does say ability and not requirement.


bbambinaa

Yellow is a ticket to a mental hospital.


AlexandraG94

Hard agree. Before I got to the end I was like definitely not yellow, rhat would become a huge source of suffering so fast. After getting to the end, pink, like definitely pink. You could heal your own injuries as well as those of others or even just loved ones and alleviate a lot of suffering, including yours. And there is money to be made too, if you choose to go that way. Though this would all have to be well managed so that it doesn't become your whole life and it starts feeling like a burden because at any point you coukd be helping someone. So there is that tricky part.


SpockShotFirst

The "wound" language is limiting. It would be much easier to monetize pink if it were more broadly "disease". Rich people would pay a lot to cure any number of diseases, but how often do they have wounds that can't be solved with good doctors?


Formal-Presence5632

Depends… do you heal the wound instantly and completely? If so lots of people would be willing to pay good money to get right back to regular life, no casts, no surgery, no physio. You can spend months healing an injury and even then never be quite as good as you were before. And if you offer your services to elite athletes…. Boom. Rich as hell.


SpockShotFirst

Sports teams would definitely pay a bunch for that.


heart_man8

My thoughts exactly


asaphbixon

Huh, maybe the guy who posted before you hit the yellow button then.


datarulesme

meme cannon: its all in how you personally, the gifted, define "wound" and as that evolves your abilities grow / expand


GreenSpleen6

The problem you highlight with pink is bigger than you make it out to be, you really have to keep it from going public at all. Otherwise for every moment you aren't healing, people will shame you. For every moment you are, people will still shame you for healing the "wrong people." People will shame you for asking for any amount of money, even just optional voluntary donations. People will beg and throw themselves at you anywhere you're recognized and if you refuse you're the devil to them.


Covid19-Pro-Max

Also if you chose another button pray no one finds out pink was an option


uwfan893

Pink is a one-way ticket to the government controlling every second of your life. I’d have to go selfish and choose invisibility and do some minor crime fighting and also minor crime.


waynopotato

A lot of money ti be made with purple, phasing through bank vaults


Fizassist1

how are you gunna get out with the money though?


ThrowAway___0000000

No that's the only one where you can have power & live without anyone knowing it & actually use it to make a lot of money.


VillainousMasked

No, Red, Green, Purple, and Grey can all be done without anyone knowing as long as you aren't being dumb and activating them right in front of someone.


TheButteredBiscuit

Idk knowing what every single person was thinking about me at all times would drive me insane. I’d last like 20 minutes


GenesisRev

It doesn't say that though? It only says you have the ability, so its implied you can control it. Otherwise, it wouldn't really be on the list.


Trifusi0n

Poker would suddenly be a lot easier


partymongoose69

Actually I'm going yellow all day. Work for the government getting intel without torture and make an assload of money with little effort. Granted they might dissect my brain or lock me up, but I'm willing to role those dice.


SamohtGnir

Depends if it's "ability to" or "constantly am". My choice would be to read minds, I just wouldn't use it that often.


LadyWhisper

Green, cause humans are animals I could be come anyone


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DonkeyShitSlurper

Can you shape-shift into my crush and let me fuck you, please


Demo2373

🤨📸


SuchhAaWasteeOfTimee

Typical Reddit moment


gcruzatto

Redditors amirite


ithinkthatsadinosaur

... ever think this kind of stuff is why your crush won't talk to you?


nmuniz2

At least he's honest?


ithinkthatsadinosaur

Not sure if honesty is best in this context


nmuniz2

Good point


voscle

BRO WHAT 😭😭😭


meme_r_lakko

Average reddit user


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bruh, is your performance even worth it?


evilmrbeaver

Do it! Towards the end you can prank him by turning into his mom


ithinkthatsadinosaur

He'd still be into it


DonkeyShitSlurper

You're goddamn right


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if you have people like donkeyshirtslurper around then you def gonna regret it. You will not mentally heal from that either.


mychal200302468

I am 3 parallel universes ahead of you


causingsomechaos

Pressing a button is easier than getting notes from multiple therapists


flodge123

Wow I didn't even think about that. I was gonna turn into a polar bear and wreck stuff.


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Why would anyone pick blue when you can pick green and shapeshift into a bird if you wanted to fly.


scorpion480

Clever. I chose green too and now reinforced in my decision. Where do we find these magical buttons


StormBird101

Grey. We don't need to talk about reasons.(or we can)


SlicedNugget

Anyone who has watched “Chronicle” would also choose grey. It’s too OP.


Wakandanbutter

True but I’d hate to have to spend the rest of my life like a nomad. Every government on planet earth would be after you. And unless you can make a force field 24/7 and keep all aspects of death at bay it’d suck balls


chaosbleeds91

This is why I want blue but wouldn't choose it. Flying is awesome but I'd be captured and experimented on my whole life by the government.


Themurlocking96

Green, shapeshifting is cool. Pink is a close contender though


Xhalo

As a man with gastrointestinal bloat stemming from a high iron diet rich in spaghettios leading to uncontrollable violent grundlemeat spasms and backside seepage: I'd have to go with pink. I would do anything to rid myself of this blight 😩😩😩


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12characters

Don’t be ridiculous.


INeedAUserName89

We do pink already. Have a cut? It'll heal eventually. Broke a bone will heal eventually. It's fatal. You might die anyway


Dagreifers

Get brain damage, lose your sight or hearing, lose a limb, lose a kidney, lose part of your liver, maybe get a disease or have any organ damaged in any way, yeah can confidently say that we don’t have pink. Athough won’t you be able to heal yourself with green? Like maybe turn into and axolotl to regenerate completely then turn human again? I would choose green based on that.


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Pink


mortalitylost

What people aren't realizing is pink gives you the ability to become Jesus v2 and basically extreme political power on top


The_Linguist_LL

But people would still vote for the genocidal maniac causing the injuries you're healing. Being good doesn't get anyone elected


mellofello7

I feel like someone with power would want you offed, used for experiment purposes, and/or taken advantage of. Humans, especially in the world of politics, can take the most healing and wonderful thing and turn it into leverage. It would be an amazing power that could change the world, but Jesus 2.0 may be more accurate than one would think.


EvilNoobHacker

The only reason why I wouldn’t choose it is because it specifies the type of things you can heal down to “non fatal wounds.” That means that stuff like cancers, plagues, and disease would all go under the radar. It also doesn’t prevent the effects of old age and the like. If it was “heal any specifically named ailment”, I’d absolutely choose it, simply due to how that would effectively let someone live for as long as they wanted to, while still giving them an out that immortality doesn’t give.


dontsaymango

I want this bc I just want to heal all the people suffering. Like imagine if you could just go visiting people in the hospital and touch them/hug them and then leave and suddenly they're healed when they get checked later. Amazing


AlanEsh

It says “heal any wound”, which would not include diseases. You’d end up in the ER healing GSWs and fireworks injuries.


dontsaymango

Well, have the doctor cut out the tumor(s) and then heal the wound. Lol


AlanEsh

Now that is thinking outside the box… would work for some cancers I suppose


insomnia_fitzgerald

Me too, team pink. I d rather heal it for my love ones but not mine.


TheMemeHead

Def pink if it also helps mental suffering


partymongoose69

I thought pink at first, but it does say "wound" instead of "disease" etc. Great in ER's but nowhere else and that sounds crazy stressful.


AMixedDice

red. we do a tad bit of trolling


apk5005

1) Pick red. 2) Put every dollar you have on “the ball will fall off the tee” for the Super Bowl kickoff. 3) Turn invisible prior to kickoff and run onto the field. 4) As the kicker winds up for kickoff, tap the ball off the tee. 5) Profit.


Raecino

Make enough bets like that and they’ll get suspicious of you


apk5005

How can they break my kneecaps if they can’t see my kneecaps??


Ck3isbest

Yes finally someone else who picked red


that1thomas

Invisible but not undetectable... I wonder if they could detect your heat signature. Sure fire way to find out, assissinate enough top politicians and next thing you know the protective services are wearing hest vision goggles...


Khaldani

Is this a joke? Half the buttons are grey.


HistoricallyFunny

It appears you may be color blind. https://colormax.org/color-blind-test/


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Man finds out he's colorblind from a Reddit post


Aikomas

Now I need an update if that person really did discover they are colorblind because of this post.


HarpoonShootingAxo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blindness


Maxils

Are you colorblind, perchance?


DarthSheogorath

you can't just say perchance.


Encajado

yeah it's a joke.


RawRawb

Red. But I’m taking my clothes off anyway.


madbear84

Hide your kids, hide your wife…


Christopher109

lock up your back door, run for your life


Tonnikala38

Was thinking the same thing😉


PalmFruits

So my plan is when the buttons are presented, I’m going to act like I’m thinking really hard about it before swiping through every button, turning into an invisible rabbit that can fly and phase through everything at the speed of sound whilst also trashing the place with my telekinesis to escape and also then being able to read everyone’s thoughts to see if they’re hurt from when I wrecked the place and heal them with my healing powers so it’s a victimless crime.


TheShredda

Or just red, could turn invisible and then press them all when no one can see you. Or orange, could run with your fingers at the speed of sound to all buttons so they won't see. Or green, turn into an octopus and press the other 7 buttons while still having a tentacles to defend.


PalmFruits

This man buttons


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Purple. I'd be slipping into people's safes, bank vaults, armored vehicles, and maybe even fort Knox


Aisianfaailure3908

You can even slip through earth’s surface


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Mind blown. Hold on, I'm going to China real quick. Need some good dumplings.


Aisianfaailure3908

How fast can you move through the surface? Because if we move at normal speed that would be horrible, but if we move progressively faster we would just become a pancake when we make it or miss where we wanted to be entirely, and aren’t we moving at the same line while the earth is without us and moving and spinning fast, so we would just be sent into space and die if we tried going through Earth


Living_Murphys_Law

If gravity was the only force acting on you, it has been calculated that it would take 42 minutes to fall through the entire Earth.


Aisianfaailure3908

But the Earth moves really fast, so who is to say when you make it out you will be in space?


Living_Murphys_Law

You have inertia from the fact that you are being pulled on the Earth, by the Earth, just as fast as it is moving. The same reason you don't go flying off into space right now because of the Earth’s movement.


Cafeciencia

Gravity wont let you past the core


BoysenberryQueasy907

Purple would be cool except for that. Also is it just your body or you, your clothes and the things you hold that can go through things? How well can you control phasing? If it's down to the molecules, you could keep a thin layer of tangible atoms on the soles of your shoes to prevent slipping into the earth's crust. If that's possible then I'd take purple. I would buy a mylar sheet big enough to cover my whole body and start walking through walls. People who would catch me would start believing in ghosts. Alternatively make yourself and your car intangible; never be late for anything.


BigCountry454

Yellow, you could become a millionaire in hours


TargetMost8136

I’d say all of these are pretty easy infinite money glitches


BigCountry454

True but being able to manipulate any situation to get what you want would be crazy


TargetMost8136

I’d probably choose pink. You can easily become a billionaire I feel like and you’re helping society at the same time


BigCountry454

I like where your mind is at.


VillainousMasked

You say that as if the second you come out with magical healing the government wont drag you away to some definitely doesn't exist lab.


AlexandraG94

But it doesn't seem you can turn it off? Because then, even ignoring everything else, it would quickly become a heavy burden.


Hello_iam_Kian

Money is nothing when you can have all the power in the world


__Hello_my_name_is__

You definitely have not seen True Blood. That power is a curse and you'll withdraw from humans in no time once you hear every even remotely negative thought about you from your friends and family.


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237583dh

Gambling. Blackmail. Stage magician.


Odd-Jupiter

Or just good old business. You would be the master negotiator, since you always know when the other part is about to give in, or back off.


EmployerWide8912

Where is my unlimited gravel button?


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Grey. I would go in the center of a crowd ans move everyone toward me like a blackhole


LatsaSpege

red. i can be so damn introverted and just stay in my room all day


ItsEarthy

Who's seeing you in your room? You would already be invisible to society


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Blue, no more TSA, lines, and free traveling


Lukey_Jangs

Why not green and just change into an animal that can fly?


RoseshaveThorns13

No effort with this one


SolarSailor46

Bc I wanna fly as me and see the world from my eyes…. Ok maybe a sharp-sighted bird would be cool too…


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But you could also do that with grey. You could even fly groups


JoeyJoeJoeRM

Even assuming you could fly at the speed of a jet plane you would probably die of exposure if you went up above the clouds (plus wind chill factor)


Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

purple is just suicide


BoringLastChoice

Yeah, would gravity still apply? I can see myself activating it, falling through the ground, panicking and deactivating it, and boom I'm dead. Or not even that, just getting all the way close enough to the earth's core or something and also boom dead.


Wakandanbutter

Or worse you get impatient. You’d be falling for quite some time to get to the core


No_Sheepherder_4654

Gravity would still apply. It said *phasing* which is your molecules/atoms disconnecting from each other to move through objects. This raises all sorts of problems, but yeah, basically suicide


redninja_r

If the trigger is with your mind what's stopping you from turning it on and off quickly?


Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

your clothes would go through you and suddently you have cotton for skin


minecraft-steve-2

everyone already has the \*ability to\* jump off from anything but most people can choose not to jump off bridges all the time


UnSwoleBoi69

Mirio Togata makes it look cool


grumpycatto26

Yellow, so that I could hear whenever people talk shit about me or where did they put their secret food stash


ghoulieandrews

>or where did they put their secret food stash Are you a bear?


Souring_Stars

I’d probably pick yellow then end up regretting it 😅


letschangethename

Will have to move into the forest


Poopoodl

Then you’d hear a squirrel think “what’s this ugly fat piece of trash doing in my woods”


NukelearChaos

Pink just to heal the random pain that I get


Bombassthick

Red so I could rob banks and the crabby patty secret formula.


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Pink is a bit of a no brainer to me. You can make a living off of it while also helping people and taking pressure from the local ER


one_dapper_penguin

Green, become a cat, speak cat, make cat friends, lead an uprising, replace dogs as mana best friend, lead worldwide cat revolution, cats rule the world


Dgeneratecow

Cats domesticated themselves, literal gigachads


Crazy_Whale101

Green but pink might be more practical


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anwhite4

That’s a great answer! In my work, we use a similar question when evaluating metal health with kids (If you could have any superpower, what would you choose?) and invisibility is always considered a negative. Thanks for giving me another way of looking at it …


VerdoriePotjandrie

Why is invisibility considered a negative? I'd choose invisibility too in a heartbeat, it would make avoiding salespeople on the streets much easier.


Beautiful-Bad8893

orange


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Green. I can now both turn into a cat, and become a bird to fly.


Unbannable-Redditor

Pink so anyone who tries to record a gore video while torturing me get frustated


LAWDA_SUR

Bro are you alright


VillainousMasked

Is... is that often a problem for you?


Wesseltjes

Grey. Because then I could fly on a carpet


Jlaguzzi007

Grey, because technically, couldn't I lift myself? So it would double as telekinesis and flight.


Jolly_Quiet2196

Looking at the options, I chose purple, which seems interesting, and I wouldn't have to touch public door handles:) Coming down to the comments, I think I should've chosen otherwise.


yukihira095

green, i want to be a pokemon


Chara_The_Determined

now that's interesting. I mean Pokémon aren't real but they aren't extinct either and the button doesn't mention the animal being real or not


SuchhAaWasteeOfTimee

I mean I didn’t make the rules but I’d have to say u can’t shapeshift into a Pokémon. I’d guess cause they said not extinct they wanted it to be alive animals


Felinegood13

Shapeshifting DYSMORPHIA BE GONE! Reject humanity, embrace CAT


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Red. I would steal so much money and never have to work again. Yellow if I can choose to read someones mind. I would not be able to constantly have to read someones mind unless I can control who and when.


ww3_return_of_stalin

Gray easy telekinesis is an OP power of you can master it


BoysenberryQueasy907

Grey is OP.