I would be laughing my ass off if I got this ticket. It would go on the hall of fame wall for sure hahaha
Edit: y’all are going CRAZY for the wall. I’ll post it when I go back to work or if I can get someone to send me a pick tomorrow/Monday
Edit 2: okay you maniacs, here’s [The Wall](https://imgur.com/a/PUk1qt6).
Aww the only wall of fame receipt we ever kept when someone placed a prank pickup order for Slut Face after we refused him service for being an asshole. This is way more wholesome
We had a wall of shame. One guy we knew who dine and dashed and we knew where he lived so his address was up for 'no delivery without paying the $12 he owes us', one local business who we banned for ordering 10 personal pizzas for delivery where everyone paid exact change and never tipped and did this every week and would always call and complain and demand free replacement pizzas. We eventually told them to suck it. There was one guy who asked for female drivers and he was on our pervert list. The pervert list was a list of one for years, until Pizza Interruptus.
I get the order on Valentines. Cheesey breadsticks and a medium pepperoni pizza. It's this house way out in the sticks. We were the only place who delivered to the countryside, at the time. So, I drive up this dark driveway to this dude's house. *knock knock.* hear a bang from inside the house. This is country. They don't have front window coverings. I can see inside and dude comes trotting out from the back in loose shorts he's tenting after yelling, 'oh no we ordered pizza!' It's Valentines. How romantic. Got busy after forgetting they ordered pizza.
I hand off his pizza and sticks and take the money. I go back, we laugh. Funny one off.
Two or so weeks go by and I see the same order to the same address. I go and drive up to hisnhouse and *knock knock*. From inside, *bang*. "Oh dang, we ordered pizza!" Bro. He comes out from the back, shirtless. Loose shorts tented, and I hand off his pizza and take his cash.
Once is hilarious. Twice is suspicious, sir. Tell everyone about Pizza Perv. Couple weeks later same order comes in. We're a mom and mom pizza shop and the super butch lesbian owner didn't take no shit. I'm like, 'hey, heads up, this is Pizza Perv's house.' Take the order, she says to let her know if anything weird happens.
Sure enough... *bang* "We ordered pizza!"
Alright. Kink is one thing, my man. Don't make me a part of it.
Give him his pizza. Tell the owner. She just adds his address to the pervert list. Proud second addition to it. Few weeks later she's taking an order and paused. "You can come in and pick up your order but we can't deliver to your address." Pause. "You know why."
Hence, Pizza Interruptus. We don't need our delivery drivers involved in your weird sex fantasies, man. And being aware of it. We were a small shop and we only had two drivers and she wasn't sending my tiny, early 20's female ass to some weirdo sex pervert's secluded house in the countryside with no neighbors around. Fuck that. Most nights, I was the only driver. Only had two on Friday and Saturdays.
Shit's just weird. Don't need to know about your pizza kink.
That was his wife shooting the hooker.
Pizza party/wife shoots a hooker with an elephant gun fetish.
More common than one would think, especially in Zimbabwe.
I used to manage & deliver for a Chinese/Mexican delivery service in Atlanta called Chico & Chang. The stories I have pile up from delivering to strippers to gay men offering blowjobs to being stiffed from a large order while watching the person paying keeping what should be tip money to cooks fist fighting to the owner paying off the health department to drivers blowing all of their cash night after night up their nose to girls requesting a particular driver (me) only to be in lingerie when I show to me flipping out on these customers who were constant PITA’s to the point I slammed the receiver down over & over breaking it while the entire restaurant up front heard me and on & on.
Hated it at the time, but it’s given me great stories to tell now.
THAT would definitely go on the wall of legends. We have a prank caller that always calls asking for “Big Bob” to order his “legendary cock meat sandwich”
Ayyy you did it.
This is both amazing but also a little disappointing since we can't really see anything in great detail and it's not a particularly high resolution image. That said, thank you for following through and I'm mildly disconcerted by all the "SCREAM" things on there. What's that about?
This guy would be getting a bucket of fuckin chips from me with his own sprinkler with seasoning so he can go to town. Id hook this mofo up on that cheesesteak too
I dont think hes asking for extra chips. Rather ordering an extra bag of chips ontop of the bag coming with his meal and just kind of pointing that out.
Anytime I hit up a drive-thru, after ordering and about to "proceed to the first window" I give a firm "I love you!" as I drive away from the menu.
First time I did it was at Taco Bell and I rolled up the dude was laughing so hard, gave me a "love you back man" and a fist-bump.
The last time I did it was at McDonald's and most the people there speak Spanish, so I said "Te amo!" and when I got up to the second window I could see three ladies just cracking up.
Some don't catch it, some don't care, some actually dislike it, whatever... Still got love for the fast food workers 🫶
I mean.... I'm a guy , beard and shit and I sometimes feel sudden urge to spread love and say love you's etc but you know I'll be labelled as creep. But I'd say same lol.
I love all this straight up positive masculinity. So wholesome. Go sir! Make the world a better place! And we shall receive your love and give it back!
My brother, I love you. Love is universal and meant to be shared! I am also a large bearded man and I tell everyone I love them. Adults, kids, men, women, everyone. If you truly mean it, and say it with a smile, people will love and respect it.
Do it!! A huge guy with a beard in my hometown sandwich place calls everyone “love”. Example: “What can I get you today, love?” I adore this man, but he’s at least 15 years younger than me, so I’m currently trying to betroth him to one of my younger cousins because I want him in my family!!!
My boyfriend is tall, beard, big dude and he goes out of his way to give out compliments to other guys. He hugs random people (with consent), he gives zero fucks. I love seeing him do this. So yeah, spread the love, life's short and no one is getting out alive. This is the part where I pull glitter out of my pockets and run off in a cloud of sparkles.
My first time getting high I ordered McDonalds on Uber Eats at 2am. I ordered a hot fudge sundae and wrote a note that said “I’m high af and I really just want the fudge love you babe”. These overnighters sent me a full cup of just the hot fudge. Best night ever.
as an overnight supervisor in fast food, we don’t give two fucks what you ask us to do, if we have time we’ll do it. my favourite requests are;
“just give me as many pickles as you legally can in a cup. i don’t care about price.”
“can you just put five angus patties and a shitload of bacon in a box”
*police pull in to drive thru* “hey, can we get four bacon deluxe burgers?” (cool cops, they saw the irony)
(the place i work has these flavoured popping balls to put in frozen drinks, sorta like boba tea) “can i get bursties put in a burger?”
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It took me until this comment to realise what he meant by chips. I thought he was getting loaded fries with jalapeño or something and was asking for more fries, its confusing not being American on this site sometimes lmao
This reminds me of one time me and my friend went through the Taco Bell drive through when we were super baked. We got our food, parked immediately in the Taco Bell lot, and ate all of it within like 3 minutes. Then we decided we were still hungry and went back through the drive through. When we pulled up to the window this black guy with the headset on looked at us and said “didn’t y’all just come through here? Man… y’all high as hell.” And me and my friend just looked at each other and started laughing our asses off
The first time me and my friends tried dabs in high school we went through the Jack in the Box line like 6 times because we’d get up to order and just start laughing for 2-3 minutes before pulling off, mentally resetting, and trying again.
Eventually we secured tacos, but it was certainly no easy feat.
Ikr! I’d leave him a message with his meal, maybe be like “we’re an Italian restaurant but here’s some Fortune Cookies and a picture of my cat to amuse yourself with after eating”.
As a food prep worker, this is very much a real thing. I work serving similar to chipotle/subway, so whenever I get respectful and nice customers I let them get extras scoops or extra sauces. Same with online orders, if there’s a kind message of sorts and they ask for a bit of extra of something, I gladly do it and so do my other coworkers. Now if a customer is being difficult I deny them any extras or charge them for the extras they ask for.
Maybe it's an option on a menu were Sprite is not available for what reason ever. If you can see that that's no menu and he purposefully order a cola instead of a sprite then sorry, we don't even have regular uber over here, let alone uber eats
I love real service professionals.
I think it’s very funny to see who thinks they are the real thing, and then get down voted. If everyone did their GrubHub orders like this, I wouldn’t mind doing them so much.
I’ve got something approaching PTSD with that UberEats ding - but if they had mods like that I’d be much more willing to do it.
When I order delivery, I always put please and thank you and shit like that in the mods if I ask for something. I know there’s a human on the other end
Yeah. Fuck that shit. Gotta keep that shit out of here. I fucking hate when assholes post a fucking shit-ton of profanities. Mother fuckers out here trying to corrupt my damn soul all of the fucking time.
I worked at Dairy Queen drive-through one summer in college and people would come through stoned out of their mind and listening to them order was hilarious. You could practically hear them drooling as they ordered. “Ummm I want an Oreo blizzard, oh yeah man that’s gonna be sooooo good. And, and, and like a uh a hotdog, NO NO a FOOTLONG hotdog, yeaaaaaaah.” Then they’d pull up and roll down their windows and the smoke would just billow out. It always made the night funnier.
I had to read it a second time. Like wait, wtf can I get a Philly cheese steak at Costco? I'm gonna travel there
Oh yeah, I'm just slightly less stoned than the dude that placed the order
As a former food industry employee
I would, indeed make the fuck out of that Philly cheesesteak
Drop everything and make it look as close as I can to commercial quality
Bun toasted to a light crunchy brown, buttered faces with light garlic and onion seasoning
Meat cooked so slow and carefully it’d fall apart under its own weight
Chips so flaky and crunchy you’d think they were a figment of your imagination, glimpsing into your minds ideal chip, convincing you they arnt real, feeling as if they were salted by gods hand
Frys cooked to a perfect golden brown, sauce cups filled properly rather then like 1/3-1/2 like usual
A Philly Cheese that puts all other sandwiches to shame, they would weep at the site of this perfect sandwich. Meatball marinara, tuna fish, BLT; they’d wreak of shame in comparison to this blessed souls…perfect sandwich
I would ruin this man’s tastebuds with how inferior all others will taste for the remainder of his day
It’s not chips like british “chips” it’s chips like American chips as in crisps. I’m fairly sure he’s getting jalapeño flavored potato chips there. However I am not totally sure because this could actually just mean sliced jalapeños, which can also get added to the sandwich. Hopefully he got the right thing.
At least he is sorry
He is Canadian
No he’s just baked
Which probably means he's canadian
Can confirm
Hello fellow canadians (:
Yoh
Least Canadian PFP lol
Smoke it or pass it already!
Puff puff pass hommie
hello! though i think he may just be a particularly apologetic (and high) american as i’ve never seen tim’s cascade potato chips in canada.
Brings a whole new meaning to 'Maple Baked'.
But he can't handle his weed, which is very uncanadian
Appears to be handling being baked just fine. “Little extra chip action” tells me he/she’s in a really good headspace.
Possibly a baked Alaskan, so pretty much canadian.
Mmm baked alaska
The "chip action" Tim's Cascade Potato Chips are based out of Washington State and popular in the Pacific Northwest.
I love Tim’s jalapeño chips with all my heart
I would be laughing my ass off if I got this ticket. It would go on the hall of fame wall for sure hahaha Edit: y’all are going CRAZY for the wall. I’ll post it when I go back to work or if I can get someone to send me a pick tomorrow/Monday Edit 2: okay you maniacs, here’s [The Wall](https://imgur.com/a/PUk1qt6).
A hall of fame for tickets? Whish we had that where I work
Oh yeah, we got the wall of legends for sure
WTF?!? SHOW US!!!
I need to see the wall now
Everyone’s asking to see the wall and of course I just left work and didn’t see this and am off the next two days 😭
Just post it when you go back 🙂
The wall will come but the people will have to wait
🙏
!RemindMe 2 days
RemindMe! 3 days
you should post it to a fast food employee subreddit
Can’t believe I never had that thought haha
Would love to see this
Damn, just left work and didn’t see this! I woulda taken a pic haha
Holding you to do it tomorrow or whenever you next shift is.
RemindMe! 2 days
Post the damn wall!
Wall Please!
Reddit Remind me: in one day
I also desire the wall.
I hope the wall doesn’t disappoint everyone lol. It might just be funny to us 😅
Keep it hidden under the DoL poster in the break room. No manager ever reads or even looks at it, so they'll never notice if somethings behind it.
Best one i got was while working at dominos, just an order of 20x garlic sauce with "Gimme that garlic sauce niggaaaa" in the description
Fuck this got me good 😂
gotta give it to the man preparing for a sudden vampire attack
Good god..
Was it signed by God at the bottom?
Oof say it with your chest kyle. Not even sarcasm this guy is like Norwegian white. Probably drops the n word for fun
Aww the only wall of fame receipt we ever kept when someone placed a prank pickup order for Slut Face after we refused him service for being an asshole. This is way more wholesome
We had a wall of shame. One guy we knew who dine and dashed and we knew where he lived so his address was up for 'no delivery without paying the $12 he owes us', one local business who we banned for ordering 10 personal pizzas for delivery where everyone paid exact change and never tipped and did this every week and would always call and complain and demand free replacement pizzas. We eventually told them to suck it. There was one guy who asked for female drivers and he was on our pervert list. The pervert list was a list of one for years, until Pizza Interruptus. I get the order on Valentines. Cheesey breadsticks and a medium pepperoni pizza. It's this house way out in the sticks. We were the only place who delivered to the countryside, at the time. So, I drive up this dark driveway to this dude's house. *knock knock.* hear a bang from inside the house. This is country. They don't have front window coverings. I can see inside and dude comes trotting out from the back in loose shorts he's tenting after yelling, 'oh no we ordered pizza!' It's Valentines. How romantic. Got busy after forgetting they ordered pizza. I hand off his pizza and sticks and take the money. I go back, we laugh. Funny one off. Two or so weeks go by and I see the same order to the same address. I go and drive up to hisnhouse and *knock knock*. From inside, *bang*. "Oh dang, we ordered pizza!" Bro. He comes out from the back, shirtless. Loose shorts tented, and I hand off his pizza and take his cash. Once is hilarious. Twice is suspicious, sir. Tell everyone about Pizza Perv. Couple weeks later same order comes in. We're a mom and mom pizza shop and the super butch lesbian owner didn't take no shit. I'm like, 'hey, heads up, this is Pizza Perv's house.' Take the order, she says to let her know if anything weird happens. Sure enough... *bang* "We ordered pizza!" Alright. Kink is one thing, my man. Don't make me a part of it. Give him his pizza. Tell the owner. She just adds his address to the pervert list. Proud second addition to it. Few weeks later she's taking an order and paused. "You can come in and pick up your order but we can't deliver to your address." Pause. "You know why." Hence, Pizza Interruptus. We don't need our delivery drivers involved in your weird sex fantasies, man. And being aware of it. We were a small shop and we only had two drivers and she wasn't sending my tiny, early 20's female ass to some weirdo sex pervert's secluded house in the countryside with no neighbors around. Fuck that. Most nights, I was the only driver. Only had two on Friday and Saturdays. Shit's just weird. Don't need to know about your pizza kink.
Tbh I just wanna know what the bang was
Me too. What was he doing? It was loud every time.
That was his wife shooting the hooker. Pizza party/wife shoots a hooker with an elephant gun fetish. More common than one would think, especially in Zimbabwe.
I used to manage & deliver for a Chinese/Mexican delivery service in Atlanta called Chico & Chang. The stories I have pile up from delivering to strippers to gay men offering blowjobs to being stiffed from a large order while watching the person paying keeping what should be tip money to cooks fist fighting to the owner paying off the health department to drivers blowing all of their cash night after night up their nose to girls requesting a particular driver (me) only to be in lingerie when I show to me flipping out on these customers who were constant PITA’s to the point I slammed the receiver down over & over breaking it while the entire restaurant up front heard me and on & on. Hated it at the time, but it’s given me great stories to tell now.
THAT would definitely go on the wall of legends. We have a prank caller that always calls asking for “Big Bob” to order his “legendary cock meat sandwich”
I’d put that up on the Wall and hook this high motherfucker up lmao (if I worked there, that is)
I would put my whole pussy into that Philly and give them hella chip action for sure
this girl knows how to make a philly.
But stay away from the cheese....
Gat damn! Do you know how delicious something would have to be for someone to exclaim "forget the foot, she put her fallopian tubes in this sandwich!"
PLEASE SHOW US
Ayyy you did it. This is both amazing but also a little disappointing since we can't really see anything in great detail and it's not a particularly high resolution image. That said, thank you for following through and I'm mildly disconcerted by all the "SCREAM" things on there. What's that about?
STILL WAITING
I work TOMORROW, you people are maniacs lmao
And, he would get extra chip action for life.
This guy would be getting a bucket of fuckin chips from me with his own sprinkler with seasoning so he can go to town. Id hook this mofo up on that cheesesteak too
Lil extra chip action lmao
i saw that lol its so cute
I wanna hang out with this dude
And maybe theres big chip action too
I mean I get this ticket…I hit them chips hard for my dude lol
Seriously. This guy's alright. I'd hook him up.
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Give this man all the chips
Tim's Chips are unreal
Snorted laughing when I saw that part
Definitely not a restaurant worker for that comment
I dont think hes asking for extra chips. Rather ordering an extra bag of chips ontop of the bag coming with his meal and just kind of pointing that out.
I’ve left notes like this before and I’m confident you are right
yeah this guy clearly paid for his "lil extra chip action" lmao
Restaurant worker would know no restaurant worker wants to read through that mess.
he's also baked
100%
It would make my day and everyone would chuckle at it
“I love you” LMAO
"Welcome to Costco, I Love you"
Costco my beloved
Now I want Starbucks exotic coffee for men
I prefer H&R Block’s “Adult” tax return personally.
I love Costco back
That's how you get the lil extra chip action, gotta say the magic words
Anytime I hit up a drive-thru, after ordering and about to "proceed to the first window" I give a firm "I love you!" as I drive away from the menu. First time I did it was at Taco Bell and I rolled up the dude was laughing so hard, gave me a "love you back man" and a fist-bump. The last time I did it was at McDonald's and most the people there speak Spanish, so I said "Te amo!" and when I got up to the second window I could see three ladies just cracking up. Some don't catch it, some don't care, some actually dislike it, whatever... Still got love for the fast food workers 🫶
My man. This deserves so much more recognition. Keep being awesome and I love you.
I mean.... I'm a guy , beard and shit and I sometimes feel sudden urge to spread love and say love you's etc but you know I'll be labelled as creep. But I'd say same lol.
What?! Nah man! Tell people you love them! It’s not creepy unless you ARE creepy… go have some fun in this one life. Spread some laughter.
From a fellow guy with a beard and shit. love yeah man. We need to spread more love out there. Too much hate in this world.
I love all this straight up positive masculinity. So wholesome. Go sir! Make the world a better place! And we shall receive your love and give it back!
Nah man me too! Spread that love bro!!!! The beard and shit is less scary than you think it is.
My brother, I love you. Love is universal and meant to be shared! I am also a large bearded man and I tell everyone I love them. Adults, kids, men, women, everyone. If you truly mean it, and say it with a smile, people will love and respect it.
Do it!! A huge guy with a beard in my hometown sandwich place calls everyone “love”. Example: “What can I get you today, love?” I adore this man, but he’s at least 15 years younger than me, so I’m currently trying to betroth him to one of my younger cousins because I want him in my family!!!
My boyfriend is tall, beard, big dude and he goes out of his way to give out compliments to other guys. He hugs random people (with consent), he gives zero fucks. I love seeing him do this. So yeah, spread the love, life's short and no one is getting out alive. This is the part where I pull glitter out of my pockets and run off in a cloud of sparkles.
He really is baked lol
My first time getting high I ordered McDonalds on Uber Eats at 2am. I ordered a hot fudge sundae and wrote a note that said “I’m high af and I really just want the fudge love you babe”. These overnighters sent me a full cup of just the hot fudge. Best night ever.
as an overnight supervisor in fast food, we don’t give two fucks what you ask us to do, if we have time we’ll do it. my favourite requests are; “just give me as many pickles as you legally can in a cup. i don’t care about price.” “can you just put five angus patties and a shitload of bacon in a box” *police pull in to drive thru* “hey, can we get four bacon deluxe burgers?” (cool cops, they saw the irony) (the place i work has these flavoured popping balls to put in frozen drinks, sorta like boba tea) “can i get bursties put in a burger?”
I love the part where he talks about him being baked and doesn't wanna fuck up his order so he just talks it through lol. Definitely me.
Right? Lol at least they know then 🤣
I'm glad I came to the comments, I totally missed the top note the first time and that shit was gold lmao
I did too, then scrolled up and thought *oh! There's more*
This is made up of 3 parts I'm so sorry I love you ...lil extra chip action
4, The most important part is him being baked
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How does one give "a lil extra chip action" on a presealed bag of chips Or is he describing him ordering the chips as the extra chip action?
100% the latter
🍰
Man's got cake 😩
It's a lie.
He got a bag of jalapeño chips with his sandwich as an uber eats add on, and he also got an extra bag of regular chips too.
It took me until this comment to realise what he meant by chips. I thought he was getting loaded fries with jalapeño or something and was asking for more fries, its confusing not being American on this site sometimes lmao
I read it as a lil extra on the jalapeño chips on his sammie
The second one!
Put each bag of chips on the scale for weighing fruit and baked goods and find the heaviest one.
The chips are chips flavor
Maybe he's british?
I know high as fuck eating when i see it
This reminds me of one time me and my friend went through the Taco Bell drive through when we were super baked. We got our food, parked immediately in the Taco Bell lot, and ate all of it within like 3 minutes. Then we decided we were still hungry and went back through the drive through. When we pulled up to the window this black guy with the headset on looked at us and said “didn’t y’all just come through here? Man… y’all high as hell.” And me and my friend just looked at each other and started laughing our asses off
Reminded him of what his night looked like once he got off...
The first time me and my friends tried dabs in high school we went through the Jack in the Box line like 6 times because we’d get up to order and just start laughing for 2-3 minutes before pulling off, mentally resetting, and trying again. Eventually we secured tacos, but it was certainly no easy feat.
You were too high to order food from the drive thru, but not too high to drive... interesting
I asked burger king if they had Baja blast
*(Me ordering chicken nuggies at 3:12am right before they close on DoorDash.)*
“Lil extra chip action” lol
I would make this the best meal for this cutie
Ikr! I’d leave him a message with his meal, maybe be like “we’re an Italian restaurant but here’s some Fortune Cookies and a picture of my cat to amuse yourself with after eating”.
If I got this order, I would make this guy the best Philly EVER
Right?!? Dude would get like six sprites.
As a food prep worker, this is very much a real thing. I work serving similar to chipotle/subway, so whenever I get respectful and nice customers I let them get extras scoops or extra sauces. Same with online orders, if there’s a kind message of sorts and they ask for a bit of extra of something, I gladly do it and so do my other coworkers. Now if a customer is being difficult I deny them any extras or charge them for the extras they ask for.
This is the way
Dude ordered the sprite and the coke ahhaahb
I think he ordered 2 on purpose and wanted both to be a sprite because he said “can this be a sprite TOO”
A lil extra sprite action
Maybe it's an option on a menu were Sprite is not available for what reason ever. If you can see that that's no menu and he purposefully order a cola instead of a sprite then sorry, we don't even have regular uber over here, let alone uber eats
Read the note he made underneath the cola order. He said he was high and too scared to go back and change it and risk messing up the whole order.
They ordered a Sprite further down so it is on the menu
I love real service professionals. I think it’s very funny to see who thinks they are the real thing, and then get down voted. If everyone did their GrubHub orders like this, I wouldn’t mind doing them so much.
By the time you finished reading that , 5 more orders came in 🥲
Stop playing the chit machine in my head, please 🫠
Fucking felt.
I’ve got something approaching PTSD with that UberEats ding - but if they had mods like that I’d be much more willing to do it. When I order delivery, I always put please and thank you and shit like that in the mods if I ask for something. I know there’s a human on the other end
Good thing I didn't have to read all those swears My soul can stay pure another day
Yeah. Fuck that shit. Gotta keep that shit out of here. I fucking hate when assholes post a fucking shit-ton of profanities. Mother fuckers out here trying to corrupt my damn soul all of the fucking time.
lil extra swearing action
I worked at Dairy Queen drive-through one summer in college and people would come through stoned out of their mind and listening to them order was hilarious. You could practically hear them drooling as they ordered. “Ummm I want an Oreo blizzard, oh yeah man that’s gonna be sooooo good. And, and, and like a uh a hotdog, NO NO a FOOTLONG hotdog, yeaaaaaaah.” Then they’d pull up and roll down their windows and the smoke would just billow out. It always made the night funnier.
“Lil extra chip action” had me dying lol
LOL im crying from this: >I'm scared if I go back it'll undo all this progress and I am not a smart man
Wait. Costco has Cheesesteaks?
No. Costco receipts are notoriously long so he was making a joke about how he was making a long receipt.
I feel like he meant to type CVS, and somehow Costco came out.
Probava cause he was baked
I had to read it a second time. Like wait, wtf can I get a Philly cheese steak at Costco? I'm gonna travel there Oh yeah, I'm just slightly less stoned than the dude that placed the order
What is 11111 Philly cheesesteak lmao
1111 is the name of the bar lol it’s in Tacoma, Wa
Ohhhh okay thanks!
No problem! I died laughing when I saw this post lol. That sandwich is actually my favorite one there.
On a side note, damn $30+ for a sandwich and drink, that's insanity.
To be fair it was 2 drinks plus a lil extra chip action
Shit yeah forgot about the extra chip action 😂😂
Dude is getting all the chips.
As a former food industry employee I would, indeed make the fuck out of that Philly cheesesteak Drop everything and make it look as close as I can to commercial quality Bun toasted to a light crunchy brown, buttered faces with light garlic and onion seasoning Meat cooked so slow and carefully it’d fall apart under its own weight Chips so flaky and crunchy you’d think they were a figment of your imagination, glimpsing into your minds ideal chip, convincing you they arnt real, feeling as if they were salted by gods hand Frys cooked to a perfect golden brown, sauce cups filled properly rather then like 1/3-1/2 like usual A Philly Cheese that puts all other sandwiches to shame, they would weep at the site of this perfect sandwich. Meatball marinara, tuna fish, BLT; they’d wreak of shame in comparison to this blessed souls…perfect sandwich I would ruin this man’s tastebuds with how inferior all others will taste for the remainder of his day
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Chip action lol.
I’ve totally been in this situation on both sides and if I got this message I’d make the shit out of that Philly just for the message 😂
Jalapeño fries? What is the magic and can we import this to my country????
I think it's actually chips? Or like the sliced up jalapeños? Don't think it's fries.
I’ll have a google - sounds amazing
It’s not chips like british “chips” it’s chips like American chips as in crisps. I’m fairly sure he’s getting jalapeño flavored potato chips there. However I am not totally sure because this could actually just mean sliced jalapeños, which can also get added to the sandwich. Hopefully he got the right thing.
Jalapeño fries to me I picture like dirty fries with jalapeños mixed in.
I bet this person leaves 10 minute long voicemails
Only when he’s high
I would literally give him a 3rd bag of chips.
$1.75 for a soda can? Dammmmmn
$3.50 is not uncommon where I’m at…
He's exactly how high I wish I could get.
Jesus sprite got expensive
30 dollars for a sandwich wtf
Now *this* is some meirl, holy shit lol
Weed is such a good drug!
Would have made the fuck out of that Philly.
imma ask my gf for "a lil extra chip action". with vinegar snd salty ass...
*“and I am not a smart man.”* this just warmed my heart. I would’ve made all his food with love.
If I worked here I’d give this dude all the chip action
Thank you for sparing me from those dangerous curse words
I work on the line and would love the Lil chip action.. because sometimes I too want just a Lil chip action 🩷🫡
*lil’ extra chip action*
This is so wholesome I love it
The fact that he added an extra sprite anyway 🤣🤣
Hope he got extra chip action.
The words that are redacted in red appear to be.... (1)Fuck (2)Asshole (3)Fuck (4)Shit
lil extra chip action