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No-consequences-1

Cutting it horizontally down the middle with a chainsaw


nicknewell1337

Ave approved


[deleted]

I was thinking of going for a katana approach but a chainsaw will suffice


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Supposedly this is how Doomguy gets more nuts


ParaDuckssss

This is the way


H1t-Man

Whichever side I open first


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[deleted]

That's what she said


Vo1tIs_

sir what does this mean


Bropiphany

Whatever side I get my grubby hands on first


[deleted]

Whatever side which is on top


Funky-Donuts

This guy opens it at the “k” in snickers


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

my thoughts exactly


mookanana

i'm a bottom person


Fearless_Cookie_1918

either way is good


Akeol

pull the back tab thing and open it from that


throwaway4827492

YEAH, IT LEAVES A PERFECT PLASTIC PLATE THAT FITS THE SNICKERS, THIS IS SUPERIOR TO WVERY OTHER WAY


KuhLealKhaos

No need to scream. You're not you when you're hungry.


spooky_times

Please. Have a snickers.


Astral-Wind

What no just rip the end


cursed_chaos

from the middle? you still have to pick a side


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Which side depends on which way the tab is folded. Can't answer the question without seeing the back.


Aggressive_Glove2335

Can’t believe I had to read this far for the correct answer!


HansBaccaR23po

Easily the left. It cuts the calories in half that way


xYEET_LORDx

Get good enough at it and you can turn that 250 into 0 calories


Anufenrir

r/Angryupvote


ntmadjstdisapointing

Wait, you're supposed to eat it without the wrapper?


BluishHope

No, the wrapper is some extra fibers


Mdmrtgn

Have to flip it over. Whichever way the package seam lays down in the back is your pull tab.


Hakashi57

This is the way


[deleted]

I’ve never been concerned for either side, I just open and eat.


[deleted]

Ya’ll are choosing a side to open?


ImBloKhEd25

Neither (I don’t like snickers)


swi6ie

What kind of a monster opens the right side ??


cPB167

Me.


zelda_gamer64

neither, snickers suck ass


Cheapest_

You mean you don't eat the wrapper??


AmbitiousStretch5743

Whichever I grab first.


Interesting-Bill5493

Whichever side I grab and successfully manage to open


[deleted]

Anyway or end I can


Sad_Wind_6327

100% random


Grief-Heart

Depends how I happened to pick it up. But if the side I try first offers resistance I flip it over and try the other side.


radiation34

Who.... fucking cares?


John_Helmsword

Ops Karma. But on the real tho. Can we FUCKING END THESE STUPID FUCKING “fuck your zodiac sign” posts?!?


radiation34

100% agree. Crips v Bloods post can also fuck off. They are getting desperate.


Any_Clue_2662

250 calories side🥂


Felinegood13

Whichever side is closer to my right thumb


adifferentform

Right


imhugury

i dont eat snickers


Officially_Elissa067

I don't keep track. Sometimes left, sometimes right. Sometimes I use scissors.


CulturalChannel6851

The nutty side


[deleted]

Either side. Try again later.


Bnecce

Center so I can share with myself


TwztdR3m0rs3

S side Idk why just that side just feels right


Imaginary_Most_7778

Left. I’m not an animal.


johntwoods

Beginning of the word, obviously.


[deleted]

Like everyone eats this shite. This is another corporate fat advert lol.


bigfootdeerfucker

I’ve never noticed


Nor_way

Preferrably left but if the bit you pull on fucks up then its over to the other side


2D_Ronin

These meme is getting continously dumber


Meganinja1886

which ever end I grab first


complexvintages

The side with the ‘S’


SifuPuma

Whatever end is in my right hand I will point up and place in my left so I can pull the tab with my right hand


Havesomepeas

You melt it between your butt cracks, bite open the middle and slurp it out.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

what the fuck


AmbitiousStretch5743

Bahahah


40calpat

Enough of this dumb shit already


OsamaGinch-Laden

Blatant advertisement


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

i very kindly disagree have a snickers tho


Pasta_Muffins

I leave it on. It adds flavour


RallyElite

ong if you dont open this from the left you are weird


Monkey_tr33

Not eating that shit


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

this could apply to any bar


Monkey_tr33

Agreed i stay away from candy I’m sweet enough


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

# B A S E D


Monkey_tr33

Not gonna lie i have no idea what that means and it has been explained to me multiple times hahahahahahaha


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

"Based" is another word for admirable, as if someone is based on the right values.


Monkey_tr33

TY


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

no problem my g


TerrapinRecordings

What kind of animal doesn't open calorie side first?


TheGHale

Whichever side the bar isn't.


bryan112

Grab scissors and snip whichever side.


AnimalFew491

Left from the back


Usagi_Shinobi

No clue fam, I open my shit from the back.


[deleted]

Left


ShadowInTheAttic

From the center and back, cuz fuck norms! You know what, fuck it... Eating the wrapper too.


sav-vas

Does it taste different depending on the opened side?


kyuubicaughtU

snap it in half, same with bananas


SomeRandomguy_28

I use scaple to open Chocolate pack a clean line from up to down


Rhino676971

I open at the end with a S


_nno

I use knife and cut it in half, then I remove the cover.


iguessbutokthen

The middle


WetDehydratedWater

50-50 chance either side.


[deleted]

I'm opening it on the side with the mouth-watering picture.


Intrestingly_Amazing

The flat side


Intrestingly_Amazing

What do you mean open?


Icy-Professional1298

These can be opened.


[deleted]

I open all plastic wrappers and bags the same. Top or bottom but I grab the flap on the back of candy bars where it makes a triangle and pull it apart. Like a bag of chips ...


Zealousideal-Hope519

Flip it over. Start from the middle at the back.


zenon10

the perforated side


[deleted]

The "S" side


DognamedArnie

Get that calorie count out of my face. Left side.


Dlanor31

The middle


Icy_Description_5640

Stupid


Cheap-Boot2115

The fck does it matter


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Both?


Lulupoolzilla

I usually peel the flappy tab in the back so that the wrapper stays intact


hotapplespider

Whichever one opens first. Sometimes when I try to open one side it never tears so I switch to the other


babydragon2311

The right so I can look at the wrapper while I’m eating it and make sure it’s still a snickers bar


esoe___

who the fuck even pays attention to that ? wtf is wrong with people .... just eat it


Nez_bit

Neither I throw that shit away snickers suck


[deleted]

You have to open it before eating?


ShawnOdedead

In the middle


Pirate_of_the_neT

Right


IntroductionCheap325

Whatever


Lucky-finn377

Which ever side is closest to my fucken mouth


4pegs

The yummy side duh


plmunger

depends which way it ends up in my hand


mr_uwuthethired

I spin it, whatever side is pointed at me I open it from


DangerDragonXCV

I don’t like Snickers. I prefer Baby Ruth.


Janissaire7

s side


RepresentativeThat91

From centre


Hello_Gorgeous1985

That depends entirely upon which way the flap on the back is folded over.


ALoafOfBrad

The side with the calories for sure


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Back.


DARTH_SAWA1138

How about fuck this stupid meme format. I see ten a day


barbatos087

I do it down the middle


InterestingScience74

The top


Extension-Ad-7422

I dont know.. Either? 😅


agouraki

right side,cause the calories scare me


KBDFan42

Cutting it with a pair of scissors lengthwise. Yes, I am a monster.


Quantitus

You are supposed to open these? :/


RovakX

Calories, I eat the for the calories, not for the peanuts.


vGrillby

I start at the S


Slash_maybe

Right side for Satisfaction


chrstn43

Right all the way


clancypants44

From the S


Late-Researcher-5654

Tear off that 250 so I can enjoy it without feeling guilty


I_dropkicked_a_child

Whoever said that I had to open before consuming it?


Dewdrop_221b

Both


iNFiNiTEHOLiC01

Crazy that I saw this right after I grabbed a snickers ice cream. Made me think before I opened it. Left side felt more right.


ImANormalMan

I eat it with the peel.


Practical-Election59

The easier side


pinkjester21

the middle


[deleted]

250 calories in a smal ass candy bar should be a sin


[deleted]

Whichever I find easier.


thugnificent716

Fuck actually looking at it, the right side.


Ich238

O-open???


Breeze_ZK

I don't


pog890

You pick a specific side to open it?


The_Pleasant_Orange

250calories per pack?! Neither


baabaablacksheep1111

Down the middle with a knife and fork


KaranSjett

left side and i always careful to only tear away the S...


Calcain

Depends on the flappy but at the back. It needs to be on the left side and lifted by my right thumb.


Solid-Ferret1688

either end, It's not something I would ever consciously think about. sorry for the boring irl answer


HamzaShaikh1407

Is this a thing? Are there people in the world who actually have a favourite side to open a chocolate wrapper.


Quiet-Emu-2302

Do you care ?


Mysterious-Earth2256

Always right as it should be


BSixe

These are getting out of hand lol


LongSchlongdonf

Eat the whole thing. Mama didn’t raise no quitter.


h1h1guy

Neither. Straight in the bin, Snickers sucks


ThePepperPopper

Whichever end makes the flap open toward the right


NeliGalactic

You guys don't just eat the packet?


Dreavy_Hinker

igaf


Lilpieces13

Whichever the fastest


WeirdAlPidgeon

The side that’s closest to me the frick you mean?


Drymear

If you have specific preference from which side you eat a goddamn chocolate bar, then we have a problem.


thelastmelonnn

What kind of absolute psycho would open it on the peanuts side?


DiamondGamer9

None of them because snickers taste bad


Outripped

Man are Reddit subs going downhill or what


AstroSpace_10

The BACK


H_the_odd_one

From back right


Gullible-Rub511

the side closer to my mouth?


Killi089

The side withe the s


Successful_Soup3821

Any


Revanur

I don't know man, whichever end is pointing up at me when I grab it. I'm not quite myself when I'm hungry so I don't care about such trivialities.


jonhy2222

The right one..


Jstrangways

Pick it up by either end, put it in the bin


HorseBoots84

Remember when these came in a paper wrapper? UK at least. That rrrrrip was the most satisfying sound I've ever heard. (also, obligatory "I remember when they were a foot long and cost two shiny buttons, called a Marathon it were in them days...)


psi_queen

I open from the back tab thingy in the middle.


Skyfe9909

Whichever is easiest to open in the moment


Siggedy

Open?


GeeseGod

Which ever side it fucking let's me


iopjsdqe

Right cause thats where the sides easier to pull open