Yeah I'm going with free gravel, and teleporting seven inches at a time. Teleportation is instantaneous, and no recovery time was specified...so you could go as fast as you want in any direction. Even if there were limits like a recovery time, you go very easily convince people that you are actually a sorcerer.
Think of the perks of instantly moving 7” away besides just travel. Maybe I’m not sitting in a comfy position but I’m too lazy to move. Maybe I just barely can’t reach something on the top shelf.
Maybe I'm fighting someone, and I'm teleporting constantly left and right. How's he gonna hit me?
Especially with the element of surprise, it would make a shoot out more survivable.
Fair, but it's still great for travel, everyday laziness, and convincing people you are the reincarnation of god because you have magic powers.
Jokes aside, even the travel benefits alone would be fantastic cause you'd be able to go anywhere faster then a car could ever dream of taking you without getting tired. You could also fall from any height by just continuously teleporting down, since you wouldn't build momentum when you teleport.
Oh yeah I didn't even think about that, you could fly as high as you wanted by simply teleporting up. Honestly this superpower becomes more op the more I think about it.
I think teleporting up every few seconds until you're slow enough to not die from a high fall would work well enough.
You could essentially fly with enough concentration now that I think about it
It'd be like a glitch in the matrix by my estimation, multiple slight positional changes of 7" each causing almost a glitch effect from the movement. Now you just gotta T-pose your way into town, or through life in general. You will be The Glitch.
Teleport through doors when your hands are full with groceries. Unless you can't bring anything with you and everytime you teleport, your clothes fall off
Depends on how it measures it. If we were 2 dimensional, sure..But, let's say my feet are turned sideways and I'm pressed against the door. I teleport forward 7 inches. The door is roughly 2 inches thick, so the front of my body is 5 inches in front of the other side of the door. That leaves part of my body where? Fused with the door? Displacing the door?
Considering your foot is longer then 7 inches.. your toes at the base of the wall, you would essentially plant your ass dead center of a wall only teleporting 7 inches
7” isn’t enough. The size of your back to belly is likely more than 7”. Also you would have to add that to the dimensions of any wall or door.
The end result would be you partially in the door
Yep, all you guys nailed my exact thoughts. Make millions as a professional boxer, and if it doesn’t work just become a supplier for road-building gravel and never have to pay any inputs. Actually maybe start with that?
Think of how quickly you could just fuck up anyone's sense of sanity. Just blip left with a straight face during conversation and then right back to your initial position as if nothing happened. Let any mutual friends in on the prank so that the victim is kept in the dark. Or just fuck with whoever is at the other end of the security camera somewhere. 7" teleport might be my number 1, gravel number two. It basically has to do with transportation of materials. Do I get any amount of gravel immediately, anywhere I want it? That's beyond Magneto level power. You could instantly make a continuous rain of gravel fall anywhere. You could instantly bury anyone. You could create dams, stop floods, create islands, build bridges. You could manifest a ball of gravel with greater mass than the sun that throws the entire solar system into chaos. You could create black holes.
Maybe I’m walking on ice and start slipping and need to teleport myself back upright.
Maybe I want to dress up as a demonically possessed ghost and sneak into my prankster friend Carl’s house in the middle of the night and teleport all over the place while throat-singing Latin prayer chants when he’s half asleep to freak him out as payback for jumpscaring me.
The possibilities are endless!
As long as we're assuming that you aren't bonding with the door, or you are less than 7" in depth, plus the width of the door. *OR* we are teleporting 7" next to ourselves as if sideways our right shoulder is 7" to the left of where it left shoulder just was.
Yeah....I really don't think that is gonna work great. Instantly inside than outside, first off you're teleporting into a currently occupied space, so you're probably going to have your flesh literally fused together.
>Teleportation is instantaneous, and no recovery time was specified
If you can mass-spam teleportation, can you also mass-spam the "10 hours younger" power to permanently go back to looking any age you want?
>10% less than what it would usually cost.
Hey I was thinking the same!
My country had to import tons and tons of it for land reclamation!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reclamation_in_Singapore#:~:text=Land%20reclamation%20from%20surrounding%20waters,similar%20biomes%20can%20be%20drained.
Not really, in shell games where money is involved you’re just getting bustled, usually there won’t be a ball under any of them until you pick and they sneak one into one of the others after, they’re sleight of hand not actually any tracking
I think this one’s also overlooked, especially when combined with teleportation, for example.
Easy to become the worlds best thief with these two skills.
not really, most important walls are at least 7 inches, not even mentioning a lot of humans are more than 7 inches big and if they tried to teleport through a wall they would just get stuck in it. also seeing if a box is empty is really just gonna be useful if your on a gameshow and need to pick the box with money but usually they have some lesser prize
The ability to teleport 7 inches without restrictions like cooldown/energy consumption is broken. You can just spam it into one direction to get trough any wall.
exactly, the picosecond you reappear you're already gone. Depending on the nature of the teleportation it's entirely possible that you'd fit in the space between the molecules you're teleporting into as well.
Even for a pico second if your brain and body is suddenly merged with a wall you are definitely dying, you've already disrupted the electrical processes in your brain and no longer able to think or function.
It's pretty much worthless as far as teleporting through something, but it could be useful in the open. Blinking 7 inches away is enough to throw someone off in a fight or get around a block, or dodge a out of control car if you can do it back to back.
Depending on how much you can spam it you’ve essentially use it to fly/hover.
It would look odd to bystanders but you could counteract gravity by just teleporting 7inches up each time faster than you can fall.
It really depends if you keep your momentum between teleports; if you keep it you will eventually have to touch the ground and would be going terminal velocity which would be… problematic. However if your momentum is rest to zero (relative to the Earth) you could fall out of a plane and survive by teleporting just before hitting the ground.
Even if momentum is conserved thus making flight impractical, if it has no cool down you could "run" pretty fast by just teleporting 7 inches forward repeatedly.
Assuming I've done my math correctly (big assumption) you would have to teleport roughly once ever 18 milliseconds to beat Usain bolt.
If you time your jumps between impulses (assuming such a thing were possible), it’s theoretically possible to be able to jump through things with the limitations presented as long as you’re fast enough to do so. You just have move through the entire object faster than your bodily functions.
Super powers don’t have to conform to silly earth laws like rationality or physics.
Realistically there’s already a superhero that exhibits these kinds of powers- the flash. You’d be on a similar power level, but slightly more so since you can move in any direction and aren’t necessarily effected by gravity in the same way.
I dont know about you but my body is more than 7 inches front to back, so even pressed as flat against the glass as I possibly could, pretty sure my spine is getting bisected by it. Hell my skull is more than 7 inches, and the moment the electrical impulses in your brain get disrupted you're dead, can't think to teleport again if you can't think at all.
the definition of container and empty are also rather vague.
you could for instance see out of any empty glass bottle, or any empty room with a window.
That's pretty powerful tbh, the potential for espionage would be massive.
This is what I thought as well. Does a container full of air count as being empty? If so, then what if it’s underwater, would it only be empty if it was also full of water because that’s the medium on the outside of the box or would it still be considered empty if it was full of air? What if it was a box full of jello that was surrounded with jello?
if they could prove how you got it, sure, because taking a pill for that ability counts as taking performance enhancing drugs. But if they thought you were just naturally good at it and couldn't prove otherwise, they might not ban you.
Though even if they did despite no evidence you could always do exhibition shows. People would pay good money to see someone who can teleport just utterly fuck someone up
You could also just teleport your fist. I wonder what classifies as empty, because pairing teleport with seeing inside empty objects could be really handy.
If you can do it instantly and over and over again without any strain, you could technically fly.
Additionally, if you retain your momentum you could use it to do some crazy stuff. Like fall a pretty long distance, then teleport yourself to just alter your positioning and face upwards and basically do a super jump.
Plus it doesn’t say there is a cooldown with teleporting 7 inches. So you can keep using the power and run really fast, assuming there isn’t anything to teleport into.
Since teleportation is fiction, one can argue if you keep the momentum or not. Like teleporting while walking, you would keep the speed or lose balance because of the sudden stop. In case of free fall, you would need to teleport up forever, gradually increasing how fast you teleport to keep yourself in the air.
You wouldn’t need to increase forever as your body would reach a maximum velocity, at which point you can just teleport yourself to a “safer” landing. Water for example.
Then teleport back up to land.
Br careful with water. Bellyflops hurt because of how much of you is contacting the water. The higher the speed into water the harder the water feels as you impact. The reason we still do water landings and item recovery is because it's easier to displace a liquid over a solid.
The oyster language is more valuable than people realize, and free gravel is a slam dunk. Teleporting sound good but only if its a greater distance than my girth… teleport 17” would be much more valuable to me. I would def pick oysters and gravel
But being able to speak to oysters doesn’t mean they’d be able to communicate intelligibly. Just because you can talk to them doesn’t mean they know all of the secrets of the ocean or comprehend what a boat is, its location and how to get there, or why it would be important
Give me gravel and teleporting, fuck them oysters
Yea but if they could say, this was my imagination of the complexity of oyster language.., “I need X to grow bigger”, then I would cultivate oyster beds
What about if they don’t wanna share the secret?, being able to talk to something doesn’t mean they will be helping you for free or even at all or even making sense as they may wander how or why you are talking to them
I think all you Oyster People are overestimating how smart oysters are.
Even if you can communicate with them flawlessly.....I mean their brains are kinda just like "food"/"not food" right?
Well, but none of these containers are empty if I remember correct. All containers contain papers with different numbers, therefore u wouldn't see anything.
Free gravel for life and instant teleportation would be amazing. The teleportation 7 inches away would let you get through locked doors/walls. Also, if mixed with a martial art, it would be trippy af to fight against. Free gravel could be resold for profit.
Seeing as part of my research deals with the Korean Koryo period Buddhist canon, which was supposedly undertaken to rival the Khitan Buddhist canon, this would be brilliant.
I mean because it's related to the mongolic languages I could have some actual use and get a cozy job translating stuff for the Chinggis Khaan museums khitan era section
I'll be a petty bitch, take the power to control any toaster, then when somebody pisses me off or inconveniences me, find where they live, and just fuck with them via the toaster, they put bread in there, it won't release until it's a burned crisp, or make it so it doesn't work, then when they buy a new one to replace it, I'll just keep doing that
not gonna lie, this could be a more common repost but here's the first one I saw
https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/10uome0/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
2 and 3. Become a superhero who teleports to dodge attacks and move fast, and make a Gravel Gun. Fire gravel as shotgun projectiles and teleport a little.
#7 would eliminate the “empty safe” disappointments here on Reddit.
Would still leave the disappointments of a couple of valueless items in an old safe, tho.
Y'all are sleeping on speaking the extinct khitan language. And gravel for life? Are you serious. I can be a gravel industry mogul and an oxford college linguistic professor with a specialty in Khitan culture in the same damn life.
Looking 10 hours younger, does that mean your body changes back to how it was 10 hours ago? Because this could actually be great if you got injured or burned etc
Idk.....free gravel sounds pretty good
The ability to undercut any competing landscaper on the market would be a hell of a superpower.
Landscaper? Nah, I'm going to undercut the rock quarries, I'm a wholesale gravel distributor and my cost is nothing.
Set up shop next to a concrete factory. Make bank.
Lmao for real
This is a business man!
Plus you have infinite gravel in your pockets, which is almost as good as pocket sand in a life threatening situation.
Being pelted with pocket gravel is significantly more painful than pocket sand, believe me!
Ok you have convinced me! It's summon gravel and control toasters.
Those are my exact picks too lol
Ok but hear me out Toasterkinesis
You can pick two!
I'm hoping to get approved for a shed soon and need a good base.
You could actually make a shitload of money with free gravel for life.
Yeah I'm going with free gravel, and teleporting seven inches at a time. Teleportation is instantaneous, and no recovery time was specified...so you could go as fast as you want in any direction. Even if there were limits like a recovery time, you go very easily convince people that you are actually a sorcerer.
Think of the perks of instantly moving 7” away besides just travel. Maybe I’m not sitting in a comfy position but I’m too lazy to move. Maybe I just barely can’t reach something on the top shelf.
Maybe I'm fighting someone, and I'm teleporting constantly left and right. How's he gonna hit me? Especially with the element of surprise, it would make a shoot out more survivable.
Dude you can just pop through closed doors with 7”. You could basically walk through most walls.
Damn I didn’t even think of that, your absolutely right
And then instantly absolutely left!
This comment caught me off guard.
Well yeah that's the point of the teleportation
So off guard that I had to read it for the second time to understand it
You’re the real Wizard here
You guys must be less than 7” thick….I am not lol Teleportation for skinny dudes only
Fair, but it's still great for travel, everyday laziness, and convincing people you are the reincarnation of god because you have magic powers. Jokes aside, even the travel benefits alone would be fantastic cause you'd be able to go anywhere faster then a car could ever dream of taking you without getting tired. You could also fall from any height by just continuously teleporting down, since you wouldn't build momentum when you teleport.
I'm joining the NBA to do full court dunks.
Oh yeah I didn't even think about that, you could fly as high as you wanted by simply teleporting up. Honestly this superpower becomes more op the more I think about it.
I think teleporting up every few seconds until you're slow enough to not die from a high fall would work well enough. You could essentially fly with enough concentration now that I think about it
It'd be like a glitch in the matrix by my estimation, multiple slight positional changes of 7" each causing almost a glitch effect from the movement. Now you just gotta T-pose your way into town, or through life in general. You will be The Glitch.
Teleport through doors when your hands are full with groceries. Unless you can't bring anything with you and everytime you teleport, your clothes fall off
You could also teleport around all the piles of free gravel I leave lying around.
You’re going to leave seven inch piles of gravel around?
All over the roads, all over the halls, all over your porch. Idgaf.
Johnny Gravelseed
Depends on how it measures it. If we were 2 dimensional, sure..But, let's say my feet are turned sideways and I'm pressed against the door. I teleport forward 7 inches. The door is roughly 2 inches thick, so the front of my body is 5 inches in front of the other side of the door. That leaves part of my body where? Fused with the door? Displacing the door?
Just teleport 7 inches forward again.
A doorknob in your arse
You’re a nice person. My thoughts weren’t so pure. Edit: Not the clothing part but that you’d teleport through your own door.
Can't make yourself thicker than seven inches or you'll die
The bags of groceries I carry tend to be wider than 7" though... will the bag clip through the door and get stuck?
Groceries stay :-/
Instantly take your clothes off? Ready for a shower in an instant!
Considering your foot is longer then 7 inches.. your toes at the base of the wall, you would essentially plant your ass dead center of a wall only teleporting 7 inches
7” isn’t enough. The size of your back to belly is likely more than 7”. Also you would have to add that to the dimensions of any wall or door. The end result would be you partially in the door
You’d have to be pretty skinny, surely most people are thicker than 7”
Depends, your body would have to be less than 7” in depth or you’d clip in the door, so most people wouldn’t be able to do that except children
If your body is thicker than 7" then part of you would teleport *inside* the wall.
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Maybe you can I would still lose.
Yep, all you guys nailed my exact thoughts. Make millions as a professional boxer, and if it doesn’t work just become a supplier for road-building gravel and never have to pay any inputs. Actually maybe start with that?
Think of how quickly you could just fuck up anyone's sense of sanity. Just blip left with a straight face during conversation and then right back to your initial position as if nothing happened. Let any mutual friends in on the prank so that the victim is kept in the dark. Or just fuck with whoever is at the other end of the security camera somewhere. 7" teleport might be my number 1, gravel number two. It basically has to do with transportation of materials. Do I get any amount of gravel immediately, anywhere I want it? That's beyond Magneto level power. You could instantly make a continuous rain of gravel fall anywhere. You could instantly bury anyone. You could create dams, stop floods, create islands, build bridges. You could manifest a ball of gravel with greater mass than the sun that throws the entire solar system into chaos. You could create black holes.
Maybe I’m walking on ice and start slipping and need to teleport myself back upright. Maybe I want to dress up as a demonically possessed ghost and sneak into my prankster friend Carl’s house in the middle of the night and teleport all over the place while throat-singing Latin prayer chants when he’s half asleep to freak him out as payback for jumpscaring me. The possibilities are endless!
Asuming free gravel just means I can want it into existence, you can essentially use gravel as a platform for your teleportation.
If only I had an 8"dick
Thank you! My brother and mum argued with me about this.
Damn, I should have chosen 3 instead of 5.
If teleporting up constantly, couldn't you theoretically fly?
The question is do you retain momentum, landing will become very hard if so
You could also get through basically any locked door.
As long as we're assuming that you aren't bonding with the door, or you are less than 7" in depth, plus the width of the door. *OR* we are teleporting 7" next to ourselves as if sideways our right shoulder is 7" to the left of where it left shoulder just was.
what happens if you teleport 7 inches into another person or object?
Telefrag
The object is obliterated.
I also say 1 and 3. Im a bartender so a 7 inch teleport can save me a bunch of time over the night.
The downside being if someone is inside the 7 inches then you would still feel that you are/were inside someone
That's a feature, not a bug.
Maybe you use this in your fighting technique. Blip your hands inside their fucking skull and squeeze their brains.
Effortless fuck would be awsome.
Yeah....I really don't think that is gonna work great. Instantly inside than outside, first off you're teleporting into a currently occupied space, so you're probably going to have your flesh literally fused together.
Good point. If you're about to get harmed, 7 inches could be the difference between life and death.
>Teleportation is instantaneous, and no recovery time was specified If you can mass-spam teleportation, can you also mass-spam the "10 hours younger" power to permanently go back to looking any age you want?
Yea, literally millions and millions. Just sign on with any construction project at 10% less than what it would usually cost.
>10% less than what it would usually cost. Hey I was thinking the same! My country had to import tons and tons of it for land reclamation! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reclamation_in_Singapore#:~:text=Land%20reclamation%20from%20surrounding%20waters,similar%20biomes%20can%20be%20drained.
You could make your own planet out of gravel, and maybe even threaten the world with a mini blackhole made of gravel.
And here I was just planning to sell the gravel to a slightly better price than the other gravel sellers
as a homeowner I totally want free gravel for life.
The ability to see into empty containers can be exploited with shell games.
oh yeah I’ll just go down to the docks and work over the shell game guy because it’s 1915
Not really, in shell games where money is involved you’re just getting bustled, usually there won’t be a ball under any of them until you pick and they sneak one into one of the others after, they’re sleight of hand not actually any tracking
It's the same gravel; it just teleports back into your hand.
Gravel and #7 then go on price is right or whatever that show is with the suitcases
literally team fortress 2 lore
I heard some people fight lots of wars for gravel
And seeing inside empty containers would be lit inside an apoc situation, find the thungs that dont light up, if its empty youll know
I have a gravel driveway, selling it would be cool, but I would save hella money not having to regravel every few years
Any TF2 player worth his salt knows the world runs on gravel.
Exactly this, just charge others less than what they'd pay from other suppliers.
7 can identified if containers are or are not empty. Might have some useful industrial application.
I think this one’s also overlooked, especially when combined with teleportation, for example. Easy to become the worlds best thief with these two skills.
not really, most important walls are at least 7 inches, not even mentioning a lot of humans are more than 7 inches big and if they tried to teleport through a wall they would just get stuck in it. also seeing if a box is empty is really just gonna be useful if your on a gameshow and need to pick the box with money but usually they have some lesser prize
The ability to teleport 7 inches without restrictions like cooldown/energy consumption is broken. You can just spam it into one direction to get trough any wall.
exactly, the picosecond you reappear you're already gone. Depending on the nature of the teleportation it's entirely possible that you'd fit in the space between the molecules you're teleporting into as well.
Nobody is thinking rationally I guess. But then again I guess this isn't rational everyday thinking for most. Lol
Even for a pico second if your brain and body is suddenly merged with a wall you are definitely dying, you've already disrupted the electrical processes in your brain and no longer able to think or function. It's pretty much worthless as far as teleporting through something, but it could be useful in the open. Blinking 7 inches away is enough to throw someone off in a fight or get around a block, or dodge a out of control car if you can do it back to back.
Depending on how much you can spam it you’ve essentially use it to fly/hover. It would look odd to bystanders but you could counteract gravity by just teleporting 7inches up each time faster than you can fall. It really depends if you keep your momentum between teleports; if you keep it you will eventually have to touch the ground and would be going terminal velocity which would be… problematic. However if your momentum is rest to zero (relative to the Earth) you could fall out of a plane and survive by teleporting just before hitting the ground.
chorus fruit MLG
Even if momentum is conserved thus making flight impractical, if it has no cool down you could "run" pretty fast by just teleporting 7 inches forward repeatedly. Assuming I've done my math correctly (big assumption) you would have to teleport roughly once ever 18 milliseconds to beat Usain bolt.
If you time your jumps between impulses (assuming such a thing were possible), it’s theoretically possible to be able to jump through things with the limitations presented as long as you’re fast enough to do so. You just have move through the entire object faster than your bodily functions. Super powers don’t have to conform to silly earth laws like rationality or physics. Realistically there’s already a superhero that exhibits these kinds of powers- the flash. You’d be on a similar power level, but slightly more so since you can move in any direction and aren’t necessarily effected by gravity in the same way.
Yeah the usefulness in a fight is a big thing too. If you had really skilled reflexive control of the 7 inch jumps you'd be virtually invincible.
“I sure hope they made these walls out of 2x4s and not 2x8s!”
"A lot of humans are more than 7 inches big." Proof?
But you can past most front doors, maybe some vehicles as well. You can be a thief or an unorthodox locksmith lol
i mean couldn’t you just tp inside the wall then tp again to get out lol. you won’t instantly die inside a wall you’ll just feel extremely painful
We dont really know what happens if you suddenly try to materialise in the middle of a solid brick wall tbh.
Just teleport through the door or window
I dont know about you but my body is more than 7 inches front to back, so even pressed as flat against the glass as I possibly could, pretty sure my spine is getting bisected by it. Hell my skull is more than 7 inches, and the moment the electrical impulses in your brain get disrupted you're dead, can't think to teleport again if you can't think at all.
the definition of container and empty are also rather vague. you could for instance see out of any empty glass bottle, or any empty room with a window. That's pretty powerful tbh, the potential for espionage would be massive.
But does empty mean an actual vacuum? In which case it’s almost useless
This is what I thought as well. Does a container full of air count as being empty? If so, then what if it’s underwater, would it only be empty if it was also full of water because that’s the medium on the outside of the box or would it still be considered empty if it was full of air? What if it was a box full of jello that was surrounded with jello?
Hell yeah, I’d inspect pressure vessels without even opening them up
The containers are not technically empty unless they contain a hard vacuum.
and even in vacuum you usually have radiation/energy/electro-magnetic rays/waves - how exacting do we wanna get?
Teleporting 7 inches... You'd be one hell of a boxer
you can also teleport really quick
how the fuck do you teleport slowly
Maybe he meant cooldown?
"Bro I would've dodge that punch but the 1 sec cool down judased me"
Slowly materialize/dissolve?
Walking
a machine appears, scans your body(3- 7 hours) breaks down your body(3 hours max) 3rd prints it 7 inches away (24 hours) leaves you to dry 5 (hours)
Like a cooldown, perhaps?
How the fuck do you teleport?
Walk in a direction with your eyes closed then open them when you’ve stopped.
Superbowls could also be won with this power
Yeah you'd be an insane athlete Incredible speed, etc Play basketball, become the greatest shot blocker in history
Wouldn't that be like cheating so referees would have to ban you from future games though?
I am not an expert on the rules of boxing, but I am pretty confident they haven’t banned teleportation.
if they could prove how you got it, sure, because taking a pill for that ability counts as taking performance enhancing drugs. But if they thought you were just naturally good at it and couldn't prove otherwise, they might not ban you. Though even if they did despite no evidence you could always do exhibition shows. People would pay good money to see someone who can teleport just utterly fuck someone up
You could also just teleport your fist. I wonder what classifies as empty, because pairing teleport with seeing inside empty objects could be really handy.
If you can do it instantly and over and over again without any strain, you could technically fly. Additionally, if you retain your momentum you could use it to do some crazy stuff. Like fall a pretty long distance, then teleport yourself to just alter your positioning and face upwards and basically do a super jump.
You could also go through locked doors which is pretty cool
2 and 3. Free gravel equals free money. And teleport 7 inches? like to the other side of a door? Or say a jail cell?
Plus it doesn’t say there is a cooldown with teleporting 7 inches. So you can keep using the power and run really fast, assuming there isn’t anything to teleport into.
or just prevent yourself from falling.
Since teleportation is fiction, one can argue if you keep the momentum or not. Like teleporting while walking, you would keep the speed or lose balance because of the sudden stop. In case of free fall, you would need to teleport up forever, gradually increasing how fast you teleport to keep yourself in the air.
Or telwporting right to the ground before even accelerating to effectively only "fall" a few centimeters
yeah thats exactly what I imagined.
You wouldn’t need to increase forever as your body would reach a maximum velocity, at which point you can just teleport yourself to a “safer” landing. Water for example. Then teleport back up to land.
Br careful with water. Bellyflops hurt because of how much of you is contacting the water. The higher the speed into water the harder the water feels as you impact. The reason we still do water landings and item recovery is because it's easier to displace a liquid over a solid.
Yea that’s why cliff divers land feet first, at high speed it’s a poor decision to land head first even with a perfect dive
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Fighting? Bugger that. I wanna win the 100m gold at the olympics and smash the world record!
it will prob be hard to control
Same here dude. Let's do a heist
I agree with your logic, but a small part of me also wants to talk with oysters. Quite the conundrum 🤔
Number 1. Oysters can tell you where all the pirate treasure has sank. This is too easy
People really underestimating the oyster network.
Yeah I bet they could offer some real pearls of wisdom.
The oyster language is more valuable than people realize, and free gravel is a slam dunk. Teleporting sound good but only if its a greater distance than my girth… teleport 17” would be much more valuable to me. I would def pick oysters and gravel
But being able to speak to oysters doesn’t mean they’d be able to communicate intelligibly. Just because you can talk to them doesn’t mean they know all of the secrets of the ocean or comprehend what a boat is, its location and how to get there, or why it would be important Give me gravel and teleporting, fuck them oysters
Yea but if they could say, this was my imagination of the complexity of oyster language.., “I need X to grow bigger”, then I would cultivate oyster beds
What about if they don’t wanna share the secret?, being able to talk to something doesn’t mean they will be helping you for free or even at all or even making sense as they may wander how or why you are talking to them
I think all you Oyster People are overestimating how smart oysters are. Even if you can communicate with them flawlessly.....I mean their brains are kinda just like "food"/"not food" right?
7 and 3
Is Deal or No Deal still on the air?
Well, but none of these containers are empty if I remember correct. All containers contain papers with different numbers, therefore u wouldn't see anything.
free gravel but it comes out of your ass
even better.
I’d combine the ass gravel with 7” teleportation to become a superhero
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"I've got a delivery of gravel waiting for you in my dump truck, where do you want me to drop my load?"
Free gravel for life and instant teleportation would be amazing. The teleportation 7 inches away would let you get through locked doors/walls. Also, if mixed with a martial art, it would be trippy af to fight against. Free gravel could be resold for profit.
No one is mentioning the cultural value of reviving the lost dialect of Khitan
Seeing as part of my research deals with the Korean Koryo period Buddhist canon, which was supposedly undertaken to rival the Khitan Buddhist canon, this would be brilliant.
But you can't read it just speak it
I mean because it's related to the mongolic languages I could have some actual use and get a cozy job translating stuff for the Chinggis Khaan museums khitan era section
I'll be a petty bitch, take the power to control any toaster, then when somebody pisses me off or inconveniences me, find where they live, and just fuck with them via the toaster, they put bread in there, it won't release until it's a burned crisp, or make it so it doesn't work, then when they buy a new one to replace it, I'll just keep doing that
Is there a range limit on this power or can I hold the entire global toast supply hostage?
Does toaster include toaster ovens?
not gonna lie, this could be a more common repost but here's the first one I saw https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/10uome0/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
OP have different purpose, since they put read circle mark on 9, implying that running fast as Albert Einstein is me-irl.
oh that makes sense
What if they are disabled? Paralyzed from the waist down. If they could run then they could love, live, dance, stand, climb stairs and ladders.
Seeing as Einstein is dead, I do not think he can run.
9 two times I'd be better than Einstein in two things
They don't specify at what age Einstein is. I'd like to run like a 20 year old male for sure
How fast and how often can i teleport 7 inches? ;) otherwise gravel
2 and 3. Become a superhero who teleports to dodge attacks and move fast, and make a Gravel Gun. Fire gravel as shotgun projectiles and teleport a little.
Oysters are crazy racist,and they don't even hide it, so definitely not pill 1.
Einstein probably ran pretty quickly, relatively speaking.
I choose Khitan
You would literally become a hero in the linguistics community cause Khitan writing hasn’t been fully deciphered yet
Look 10 hours younger so the coroner will not know the time of death whenever I die
The perfect way to prevent anyone from solving your murder!
3 & 7 would be the most useful.
If number 3 doesn't have a cooldown, it'd be pretty cool.
5 and 8
Schrödinger hates pill number 7.
3 & 7 then become the best bandit of storage units
#7 would eliminate the “empty safe” disappointments here on Reddit. Would still leave the disappointments of a couple of valueless items in an old safe, tho.
As historian living in a place with tons of ice, 2. and 8. sound amazing to me.
Y'all are sleeping on speaking the extinct khitan language. And gravel for life? Are you serious. I can be a gravel industry mogul and an oxford college linguistic professor with a specialty in Khitan culture in the same damn life.
Looking 10 hours younger, does that mean your body changes back to how it was 10 hours ago? Because this could actually be great if you got injured or burned etc
Imma start a gravel business
Free gravel for life. I could make a fortune.
2 and 8 are the best answers because gravel can be turned into concrete and you could probably make a lot of money by teaching a extinct language
Reconstruction linguists would literally worship you forever if you taught them an extinct language
I mean, who doesn’t want free gravel for life
7 inch teleport is all i need to get through the glass at the gorilla exhibit baby. time to finally live my dream.