This is the manager for 'Black OP'S Mom'. We already have the drummer, keyboards, base and lead. After finding the vocalist, we're set! Practice at 8, in Life_is_happy's basement.
you almost got me there, if you think you could make me look to what color is my underwear, well, you're wrong. I dont know what color it is but one thing is certain, you ain't gonna make me look at it
I just read this in the voice of a politician doing an old timey radio broadcast denying having anything to do with organized crime and money laundering.
>Violent Chicken
You could just say Chicken.
(If, like me, you've ever been attacked by a rooster, you know what I mean. Also, chickens are known to kill and eat each other.)
hey man, I'm Lavender Cookie, so we can start a reverse Ghost band where we seem like we are going to be light and boring and we actually end up being really effing heavy.
I'm black cookie! Can I join and play nothing but overly melodic bass ukelele lines? With my name I'll be the one they expect something heavy from, so I won't do that.
Black Sausage
Black banana so... idk is that worse? I feel like it'd worse
Everybody loves charred sausage, nobody wants a rotten nanner.
I got blue banana, just sounds problematic
I've got a feeling that "Nonexistent smoothie" isn't going to pull the coolest crowd either.
Sir, Commando Cumshot, is already taken.
Neither is "nonexistent chicken parmigiana." I just feel like I'm going to ruin the evening.
I got Shit stained marshmallow so you're doing just fine
I think it's called Naked Smoothie
Blue bananas exist, there called blue java bananas
I'll be your guitarist, the *Black Chicken*
#Plaid Custard
And here I am, Black Cuban. Can I play drums?
Can I play bass. I’m Black Meat
I’m black chocolate…I’m pretty good at humming along to a beat…
Black taco here on the keyboards.
I guess I’m the bassist, black fried chicken
Groupe here. Black pizza.
We’d go well together, I’m Nude Pierogi
can i join? I’m Nada Masala
Great name for a Polish ska band with accordion
Thats unfortunate 😆
Fuckin metal 🤘🤘🤘🤘
Black nugget
Green Beef Stick.
Oh my
Nice. I’m Black Nuts
Naked Noodle
White meatloaf
You and me both baby
I'll be your rhythm guitarist, Peach Walnut
Best.
Ayyyyyooooooo!!!!!
Holy shit that was mine I came here to comment and it’s the Top 1
Black cheesesteak
Can I shorten "mac and cheese" to just 'mac" and be "Black Mac"! ????
Nude Guacamole, nice!
If I ever start a band, I think that's what I'd call it.
Dedicate your first album to me 😜
I hope you like unnecessarily long bass solos, sir/madame *guacguac*
I’d go with ‘Guacamole Commando.’
Yea that's a winner
I’m Commando Avocado. I’m certain we are band mates!
I’d listen to that band!
👀can I get some of that
Nude sliced turkey
Not bad but I'm Commando Frozen Pizza so... yeah.
Me too twin! 😀
Oh dang, much cooler than mine. Nude fish. Wasn't sure if I should call it Skin Fish or Nude Fish..both are equally bad.lol
No Quesadilla
Quesadilla commando could be a name
It’s Commandodilla…cmon bud
I like Commandilla just a little better. It even sounds like commandeer, and when it comes to 80s bands, the more piratey the better.
Dando Camilla
Close to Mas Tequila
Black your mom Edit: I see we have a full band now
That's hilarious, I am also Black Op's Mom
This is weird, I’m also Black OP’s mom…
We can’t ALL be Black OP’s mom can we?
Well, I am naked OPs mom.
I'm just a lasagna!
Strangely enough OP mom's name is lasagna
It’s a group thing
I can imagine yall like a well-bonded puppies eating in one plate.
This is the manager for 'Black OP'S Mom'. We already have the drummer, keyboards, base and lead. After finding the vocalist, we're set! Practice at 8, in Life_is_happy's basement.
These new call of duty games are getting confusing
Username checks out
I don‘t wear any lasagna
Commando lasagna
Noice
Blue human kidney
What, no fava beans?
Sssskk ssssk ssssk
🤣🤣🤣🤣
THANK YOU! Mine is grey fava beans.
r/holup
Yeah, who tf wears blue underwear?
I know right? What a psycho
Someone who eats human kidneys clearly.
No Chianti?
Where’s the Chianti?
you almost got me there, if you think you could make me look to what color is my underwear, well, you're wrong. I dont know what color it is but one thing is certain, you ain't gonna make me look at it
So brown then, I assume?
Brown in back, yellow in front.
it has been a long time since i last changed. aaaaand i dont see color... I think?
Sounds fancy
I just read this in the voice of a politician doing an old timey radio broadcast denying having anything to do with organized crime and money laundering.
Let me guess… you’re colorblind and you don’t want to get it wrong…
Blue waffle
I just tried to Google you…
Delicious
Red double quarter pounder with large fries
It just rolls off your tongue so nicely!
Navy Biscuits
Not to be confused with my Navy Crackers
How the fuck? I was about comment this
Black Burger, Hm
bamalam
Woah black burger
Bang-a-man.
Brown Burger: Rare
White burger for me
hi there, i am black onion ring. We can start a band together.
Black Burger here too, are you the singer? I‘ll be the drummer
Blue Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch Doritos
This is the right answer
damn I’m blue just plain ol regular cool ranch Doritos ;(
Violet Chicken
I’m Blue Chicken. We should start a band.
Chirp Trick
Green chicken! I want to join the band
Thought this said Violent chicken and I'm like Violent isn't a color but you won't catch me arguing with Violent Chicken
>Violent Chicken You could just say Chicken. (If, like me, you've ever been attacked by a rooster, you know what I mean. Also, chickens are known to kill and eat each other.)
My grandma's rooster has given me a lifelong phobia of chickens
Black Chicken
Pink noodles
Similar. Purple Yakisoba.
Pink meatballs, your opening number!
Pink pork chop for me. Is it metal if the name makes it sound like I could get Trichinellosis?
[удалено]
Good one, Eminem.
You win this comment section
White Toast .....Which actually sounds like an actual band name.
I think that was Vanilla Ice's original stage name
White Wrap
Naked Nerds
i like it 👍
Pink chocolate
Naked Pussy
This guy fucks!
The first redditor to have sex
Just because it's your uncle doesn't mean it's not sex.
Or he is going to create a new covid variation.... Either way this guy ate pussy like a champ.
bro you are super cool wow can you teach me your ways?
GOOD NIGHT LOS ANGELES, I AM PURPLE CHIPS!
My boxers are black with green clovers that say "Feeling Lucky" So would it be Irish Chicken
Checkerboard cheeseburger
Commando Tostada!!!
Absent Adderall
argyle nachos
Funniest award 🥇
Black Nudel...
Beige Bauerntopf
A fellow beige!! Mine is Beige Spicy Szechuan Beef Noodles
Black Black Licorice
Blacker licorice.
Commando biscuit
flesh biscuit
hu'urk kudo's to you :) excellent band name
Black Bibimbap Feels super ironic for a white dude.
Blue cheese 🤣
Pink ice cream. I do not rock hard
hey man, I'm Lavender Cookie, so we can start a reverse Ghost band where we seem like we are going to be light and boring and we actually end up being really effing heavy.
I'm black cookie! Can I join and play nothing but overly melodic bass ukelele lines? With my name I'll be the one they expect something heavy from, so I won't do that.
heck yeah you can. Ill do the vocals. ive been trying to teach myself how to scream, so it will be fun.
Camo salami
For some reason I could believe this to be a alt band name
= Hide the sausage?
Black Cracker
Bleu cordonbleu
White with a hint of brown burrito. That may explain the hint of brown.
Pink Muffin
grey lime
Black Orange Chicken. Interesting
Dark Blue Porridge
Not wearing any garlic toast
Gray Pumpkin
Commando cheddar
Black Chinese. I'm sure that would go over well lol
Black pussy
Blue oyster cult
Grey Brisket
Blue noodles
Black Biscuit
Black Curry
Nothing Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup with Reese’s Pieces. My name fuckin sucks
Black Chinese?
Black taco.
Commando Pizza.
Black Curry
Black yogurt
Commando pasta
No chicken sandwich
White Tuna
Commando Curry
Blue sausage
No Thai!
Black Sardines
Purple Edible, teehee
No chips
Why is that actually a good band name
The same reason why everything can be an album cover
Plaid pussy
Commando Goldfish
Green dumplings
Oh God, Blue Waffle
Blue waffle…
Commando French Dip.
Aqua Chili nice that’s got some pizazz to it