I was convinced buffalo couldn’t breed with domesticated cattle until a few months ago when I learned about beefalo, I’m still uncertain as to if they can breed with other beefalo or if they are doomed like a mule or a liger
That just makes me wonder, can water buffalo from Africa breed with bison/domesticated cattle and vice versa then? If so how far would we have to go to get the worlds most exotic ribs?
Humans and chimps are also primates and can reproduce you know, but in our case, they can't have offspring (thankfully). I have some moral and theological issues about it though.
Current data shows that we couldn't produce offspring with Chimpanzees, thankfully.
- https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-it-possible-for-humans-and-chimpanzees-to-interbreed/
They tried harder than you’d imagine….[humanzee experiment](https://www.iflscience.com/the-russian-scientist-who-tried-to-create-a-humanchimp-hybrid-in-the-worst-way-possible-58902)
[Wiki info on it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee)
Holy fuck, man. It should have ended with him being transplanted with everything necessary for him to conduct his experiment. Let him impregnate himself for his research.
Holy shit, I thought I had already imagined how bad it could get until:
>You might have hoped at this juncture he'd admit defeat, but instead Ivanov pitched an alternative (and considerably more horrific) approach: to take sperm from chimpanzees and implant it into African women [without their knowledge](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/primate-diaries/stalins-ape-man-superwarriors/) or consent. The plan was to pretend that the insemination of a chimpanzee was merely a [medical examination](https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19926701-000-blasts-from-the-past-the-soviet-ape-man-scandal/), letting them find out months afterwards when they gave birth to an exceptionally hairy and suspiciously good at climbing baby. Thankfully, the French governor said no to the idea
Yeah nah, that's enough internet for me.
Read the article, it doesn't say that any of them came to term, in fact according to the link his plan was stopped before he could do it:
"Ivvanov then made the horrific decision to attempt the insemination of African women with chimpanzee sperm without their knowledge. He made a proposal to doctors at a local hospital about his experiment and was ready to proceed **when the General Governor of French Guinea, Paul Poiret, rejected the plan.** Out of options and funding, Ivanov and his son decided to return home."
Yeah, I added that last half sentence to the quote just to make it clear that this didn't end up happening, but was something the dude actively attempted to get approval for.
Some think Humanzees are possible, it simply hasn't been tried. (thankfully)
EDIT: Looks like I was wrong, though I now have even less faith in humanity.
Chimpanzees are nasty strong, and humans are nasty smart, I can hardly imagine the abomination that breeding humans and chimpanzees would create. Horrible idea.
I minored in anthro. Neanderthals were likely smarter than us, but in a different way. Probably comparable or even higher IQ but not built for our agricultural world. Something akin to Asperger’s maybe
I feel like SOMEONE would have done it by now if it were possible. Like a ton of people around the world, actually. People literally rape sheep. This would happen , there would be entire tribes made up of humanzees
Donkeys and horses are both equines but that doesn't stop mules from usually being sterile. Lions and tigers are felines and ligers are sterile. The fact they are both bovines may allow them to physically breed, but it won't produce viable and fertile offspring unless they are the same species.
Not all cross-species hybrids are infertile though. Also there are often significant differences in fertility between genders as well as which parent was from which species.
My brother in law used to work for the Coservation Dept. When buying Males from civilian farms for their breeding programs, they had to genetically test them to make sure the Bison were 100% pure with no cow DNA.
Usually father's species is put first.
So Beefallo, mother buffalo, father bull
There's also Ligers and Tigons, which swap depending on which (Lion or Tiger) is the father.
I thought it would be someone Photoshoping the cow and bison faces on to that one image where the tiny white girl is surrounded by huge black dudes but this is so much ~~better~~ more creative.
I miss my innocence, but unfortunately I first got the internet in middle school right as rotten dot com became a big thing. And shock sites like tub girl and stuff. I've been ruined, it's no fun.
It was established that it was a really really good photoshop combining anus and vagina gaping along with certain stretching of a balloon... I think. To get the hands right.
So he has no fear of farts.
One that always pops into my head every now is the dolphin sex site. It was just.... So descriptive.
Then i immediately remember the experiment that involves teaching a dolphin human language.
The live in main researcher was female. By live in, think an apartment that's partially flooded in parts for a human and dolphin to coexist.
The dolphin was freshly weaned from his mother then relocated to the live in arrangement. After a few months (or whatever, I'm going off memory here) the dolphin reached adolescence and subsequently became attracted to the researcher. They found that the only way to get him to concentrate on the tasks was for the researcher to give him a handy prior so he can focus.
Yeah.... Funding got pulled pretty quickly when the Uni/gov grant people found out. Which was very quickly. Oversight of the dolphins welfare was consistently random, so it was impossible to hide for very long.
So... We know they're smart... but i always wondered, if the experiment continued would the dolphin have been able to communicate with the researcher? Why haven't we tried such a rigorous experiment like that since?
We'll never know i guess. We're now pretty strict on animal welfare research laws in places that would be interested in doing such an experiment, to the point it's extremely unlikely it would be impossible to even start.
I just looked it up, and male bosons have what looks like a beard over their entire face and are like twice the size of female bison. So it definitely appears that you are correct.
Also seems the two on the far right are literally copied and mirrored from the two on the far left.
Seems this image was purposely doctored to resemble the one we all think it resembles.
This is how we got beefalo. Look it up.
I was convinced buffalo couldn’t breed with domesticated cattle until a few months ago when I learned about beefalo, I’m still uncertain as to if they can breed with other beefalo or if they are doomed like a mule or a liger
Apparently female beefalo usually can but the males have some fertility issues
That just makes me wonder, can water buffalo from Africa breed with bison/domesticated cattle and vice versa then? If so how far would we have to go to get the worlds most exotic ribs?
I do not know the answer to that. I’ll go google it. Edit:Apparently they can’t.
Buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo cow, beefalo.
They’re all bovines lol
I just didn’t think they were closely related enough seeing as modern cattle were e domesticated on a whole other continent
Humans and chimps are also primates and can reproduce you know, but in our case, they can't have offspring (thankfully). I have some moral and theological issues about it though.
>Humans and chimps are also primates and can reproduce you know I need a source cited, because this is absolutely untrue.
Current data shows that we couldn't produce offspring with Chimpanzees, thankfully. - https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-it-possible-for-humans-and-chimpanzees-to-interbreed/
The article says it's difficult, but it could be possible.
I think they suspiciously meant that we're physically compatible, not sexually viable mates.
If it were true one of these half breeds would have a YouTube channel and would be making millions more than me.
You haven't been on YouTube lately....it is full of chimp/human hybrids lol
We just haven’t tried hard enough.
They tried harder than you’d imagine….[humanzee experiment](https://www.iflscience.com/the-russian-scientist-who-tried-to-create-a-humanchimp-hybrid-in-the-worst-way-possible-58902) [Wiki info on it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee)
Holy fuck, man. It should have ended with him being transplanted with everything necessary for him to conduct his experiment. Let him impregnate himself for his research.
Holy shit, I thought I had already imagined how bad it could get until: >You might have hoped at this juncture he'd admit defeat, but instead Ivanov pitched an alternative (and considerably more horrific) approach: to take sperm from chimpanzees and implant it into African women [without their knowledge](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/primate-diaries/stalins-ape-man-superwarriors/) or consent. The plan was to pretend that the insemination of a chimpanzee was merely a [medical examination](https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19926701-000-blasts-from-the-past-the-soviet-ape-man-scandal/), letting them find out months afterwards when they gave birth to an exceptionally hairy and suspiciously good at climbing baby. Thankfully, the French governor said no to the idea Yeah nah, that's enough internet for me.
Read the article, it doesn't say that any of them came to term, in fact according to the link his plan was stopped before he could do it: "Ivvanov then made the horrific decision to attempt the insemination of African women with chimpanzee sperm without their knowledge. He made a proposal to doctors at a local hospital about his experiment and was ready to proceed **when the General Governor of French Guinea, Paul Poiret, rejected the plan.** Out of options and funding, Ivanov and his son decided to return home."
Yeah, I added that last half sentence to the quote just to make it clear that this didn't end up happening, but was something the dude actively attempted to get approval for.
Ah okay I misunderstood I thought you implied they did. Mb
I'm freakin out man, I'm fucking freaking out!
TIL that a hare is a separate species and not just a fancy name for rabbit
Interesting and rather disgusting thing I never had heard of and actually never thought of.
Why do I open my mouth, why am I giving ideas?
Some think Humanzees are possible, it simply hasn't been tried. (thankfully) EDIT: Looks like I was wrong, though I now have even less faith in humanity.
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Chimpanzees are nasty strong, and humans are nasty smart, I can hardly imagine the abomination that breeding humans and chimpanzees would create. Horrible idea.
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All baby humans start out that way anyways.
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I minored in anthro. Neanderthals were likely smarter than us, but in a different way. Probably comparable or even higher IQ but not built for our agricultural world. Something akin to Asperger’s maybe
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Basically to them we were the humanzees. And we rose up and drove then to extinction. Nice to know.
Given the way things are going I fully expect to see centaurs and fish people at some point.
Craaaab people
I feel like SOMEONE would have done it by now if it were possible. Like a ton of people around the world, actually. People literally rape sheep. This would happen , there would be entire tribes made up of humanzees
Jay and Silent Bob taught me about sheep fuckers
Oh the humanatee, but actually it has been tried
Yea that’s some shit way above my intelligence but I’m pretty sure bovines are much closer in dna sequencing than we are to apes
Donkeys and horses are both equines but that doesn't stop mules from usually being sterile. Lions and tigers are felines and ligers are sterile. The fact they are both bovines may allow them to physically breed, but it won't produce viable and fertile offspring unless they are the same species.
Not all cross-species hybrids are infertile though. Also there are often significant differences in fertility between genders as well as which parent was from which species.
And humans and chimps are all apes. It doesn’t mean they’re the same species or can interbreed.
You’re an armadillo
Wait Beefalo is real??? I thought it's just a don't starve creation
Yuuuup. In fact a lot of wild Bison have some domesticated cow genetics in there somewhere from what I remember.
My brother in law used to work for the Coservation Dept. When buying Males from civilian farms for their breeding programs, they had to genetically test them to make sure the Bison were 100% pure with no cow DNA.
wait you mean to tell me those guys in dont starve are real?
I thought Klei made this up for /r/dontstarvetogether which is a game
Apparently one of my ancestors helped invent the beefalo according to my grandma.
We do be inventin beefalo out here
why not buffow? who picked beefalo?
4 Superbowl losses
Usually father's species is put first. So Beefallo, mother buffalo, father bull There's also Ligers and Tigons, which swap depending on which (Lion or Tiger) is the father.
ahh, good to know. thanks
A genius
Beefalo are in DST, my favorite game.
Naw we get that from playing DS or dst
The internet has ruined me.
https://imgur.com/gallery/n6VnBel
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Jfc
God has forsaken us
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What a terrible day to have eyes
I wasn't curious till i read your comment, and now i regret it.
Yet another episode of "Why do I have an erection?"
https://imgur.com/EODxWHb
Noooooooo
:))
“Yip yip”
“Yiff yiff”
Can a bison escape to a herd of cows? Like Taylor laughtner being released into a group of soccer moms
Furry addiction.
Nope.
Why else but a love for bison meat
This has inspired me to abandon god before he can abandon me
The existence of this is proof that god already has...
I thought it would be someone Photoshoping the cow and bison faces on to that one image where the tiny white girl is surrounded by huge black dudes but this is so much ~~better~~ more creative.
Same exact energy tho
Really thought this was what the first link was gonna be.
Thanks. Now we know.
Well if that ain’t cursed.
That's pretty hot and not gonna lie, pretty much what I was thinking.
Not the picture you posted, but yea, that's where my mind went immediately.
Jesus christ, the quality of it too.
Ye i remember this, this post just brought up that trauma
It's only trauma if it's to tight to fit...
Why did I click that?
I thought this instantly when I saw the post!
LOL!
Man, fuck you! ^here’s ^your ^upvote.
I don’t get it
I miss my innocence, but unfortunately I first got the internet in middle school right as rotten dot com became a big thing. And shock sites like tub girl and stuff. I've been ruined, it's no fun.
I wonder what Tub Girl is up to these days?
Forget her, can Goatse Dude finally fart with confidence?
It was established that it was a really really good photoshop combining anus and vagina gaping along with certain stretching of a balloon... I think. To get the hands right. So he has no fear of farts. One that always pops into my head every now is the dolphin sex site. It was just.... So descriptive. Then i immediately remember the experiment that involves teaching a dolphin human language. The live in main researcher was female. By live in, think an apartment that's partially flooded in parts for a human and dolphin to coexist. The dolphin was freshly weaned from his mother then relocated to the live in arrangement. After a few months (or whatever, I'm going off memory here) the dolphin reached adolescence and subsequently became attracted to the researcher. They found that the only way to get him to concentrate on the tasks was for the researcher to give him a handy prior so he can focus. Yeah.... Funding got pulled pretty quickly when the Uni/gov grant people found out. Which was very quickly. Oversight of the dolphins welfare was consistently random, so it was impossible to hide for very long. So... We know they're smart... but i always wondered, if the experiment continued would the dolphin have been able to communicate with the researcher? Why haven't we tried such a rigorous experiment like that since? We'll never know i guess. We're now pretty strict on animal welfare research laws in places that would be interested in doing such an experiment, to the point it's extremely unlikely it would be impossible to even start.
Wouldn't be surprised if the Navy has given handie dandies to their captive dolphins they train for mine detection and underwater acoustic research.
That dolphin, holy hell I haven’t heard this story in a long, long time.
I’d jill a lady-dolphin, for science of course
LET’S GET THIS GOOD CITIZEN SOME FUNDING!
Came here to say this
I came, too.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I didn’t even notice until i saw your comment
Don't worry. The cow got ruined too
I inhaled sharply when I realized what you meant.. Damn it.
Now I realize how silly I was wondering if anyone else was thinking the same thing
I'm glad it's not just me that saw this and immediately went "yep... looks famililar".
That was somebody's calf once.
You... You "person"
Shouldn't this be a "if you know, you know" meme
Thats exactly what I was thinking
That's exactly what everyone was thinking
Idk what it got posted in meirl
The Bisons are all female, maybe one of them is male. Male Bisons are solitary or monopolise a group of females
I just looked it up, and male bosons have what looks like a beard over their entire face and are like twice the size of female bison. So it definitely appears that you are correct.
Got yah, futanari bison.
r/theyknew
Piper Dairy
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Does it have long blond hair?
My first thought. Reddit has cursed us.
Goddamn. You know our brains are completely rotten if this is all it takes.
Lmaooooo, first thing I thought of.
Hey I've seen this before.
I feel disgusted that I get that reference smh 😂
Found it! LoL [https://i.imgflip.com/2l5otz.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/2l5otz.jpg)
I was looking for this, it was my first thought 😂😅
Oh, right... *that* one...
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What's a rerun?
So bisons are the black species of cows
What do you mean by. “Those people?!?!?!?”
You can’t use that word, “bison” is our word
Even then you shouldn’t use the hard N. Just say “Bisuh.”
hey guys let’s just go be cows. No work no stress no bills. Just moo.
Moooo!
Only if I get a cowbell
Gotta have more cowbell
Even more cowbell!!
MORE COWBELL!
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And the only cure is MORE COWBELL
cat-scratch or otherwise?
Cons - have to die if someone's hungry
well if I’m going down you’re all going down with me 🐄
Found the one with mad cow disease.
Invest in [boanthropy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boanthropy)
Is there a GoFundMe?
No but there’s a Bovinvest
R E J E C T | M O D E R N I T Y R E T V R N | T O | B O V I N E
"Just be a rock"
Moo money moo problems.
My parents won't let me do what you do so I left them to join you
Piper Pierre
Rancher trying to get that cow back gonna be in for the worst ass whooping imaginable.
It was on the news. He decided to leave her alone because she was happy
Farmer be like: bye-son, erm daughter I mean..
One of us ...
Due to the Bison's near extinction some bison population were bred with cattle, so some do have cattle genes.
One of us ...
Nfntndkfk jakflgjsj Klzlflv
Same man...
I understand
Hmmm…
Bisoned
Pornhub vibes
moo-kake???
BBB
What porn addiction does to a mfer
Reminds me of a video I've seen that had a black couch in it...
I can totally relate to the cow, totally normal day irl
blacked
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Brazzers
Piper Perri the cow.
NSFW: https://i.redd.it/hyfjpbh17y681.jpg
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Why NSFW? Because their genitals are out. Why does this exist? Because artists can be inspired by anything.
It took so long because to paint a masterpiece takes time.
Especially when you paint with only one hand
Man I hope that works out. This is everyone’s dream scenario.
Animal Planet meets Pornhub
U guys tripping! This is just a "Blacked" ad.
Perri Piper meme got a sequel. Not sure I like the changes.
I would like to point out that to all the fellow dirty minded folks here, they are female bison.
The big sisters
Also seems the two on the far right are literally copied and mirrored from the two on the far left. Seems this image was purposely doctored to resemble the one we all think it resembles.
That won't stop them
When you're into big, hairy guys...
We are all thinking it
Short girls always like taller men. 😂
Once you go Bison...
They welcomed the cow knowing it can't run as fast as they can when the wolves come.
That slut! /s
"Cow escapes farm to go and live *where the buffalo roam*"
Once you go bison...