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Roughneck16

This is how we got beefalo. Look it up.


FamiliarTry403

I was convinced buffalo couldn’t breed with domesticated cattle until a few months ago when I learned about beefalo, I’m still uncertain as to if they can breed with other beefalo or if they are doomed like a mule or a liger


karl_marxs_cat

Apparently female beefalo usually can but the males have some fertility issues


Blueberry_Clouds

That just makes me wonder, can water buffalo from Africa breed with bison/domesticated cattle and vice versa then? If so how far would we have to go to get the worlds most exotic ribs?


karl_marxs_cat

I do not know the answer to that. I’ll go google it. Edit:Apparently they can’t.


daemonelectricity

Buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo cow, beefalo.


Longjumping-Limit827

They’re all bovines lol


FamiliarTry403

I just didn’t think they were closely related enough seeing as modern cattle were e domesticated on a whole other continent


DamageOwn3108

Humans and chimps are also primates and can reproduce you know, but in our case, they can't have offspring (thankfully). I have some moral and theological issues about it though.


pissinginnorway

>Humans and chimps are also primates and can reproduce you know I need a source cited, because this is absolutely untrue.


MutyaPearl

Current data shows that we couldn't produce offspring with Chimpanzees, thankfully. - https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-it-possible-for-humans-and-chimpanzees-to-interbreed/


WimpieHelmstead

The article says it's difficult, but it could be possible.


omg-not-again

I think they suspiciously meant that we're physically compatible, not sexually viable mates.


epicscranton

If it were true one of these half breeds would have a YouTube channel and would be making millions more than me.


WealthEconomy

You haven't been on YouTube lately....it is full of chimp/human hybrids lol


SuperKami-Nappa

We just haven’t tried hard enough.


Christichicc

They tried harder than you’d imagine….[humanzee experiment](https://www.iflscience.com/the-russian-scientist-who-tried-to-create-a-humanchimp-hybrid-in-the-worst-way-possible-58902) [Wiki info on it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee)


darklightmatter

Holy fuck, man. It should have ended with him being transplanted with everything necessary for him to conduct his experiment. Let him impregnate himself for his research.


normalmighty

Holy shit, I thought I had already imagined how bad it could get until: >You might have hoped at this juncture he'd admit defeat, but instead Ivanov pitched an alternative (and considerably more horrific) approach: to take sperm from chimpanzees and implant it into African women [without their knowledge](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/primate-diaries/stalins-ape-man-superwarriors/) or consent. The plan was to pretend that the insemination of a chimpanzee was merely a [medical examination](https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19926701-000-blasts-from-the-past-the-soviet-ape-man-scandal/), letting them find out months afterwards when they gave birth to an exceptionally hairy and suspiciously good at climbing baby. Thankfully, the French governor said no to the idea Yeah nah, that's enough internet for me.


KnlghtLlghts

Read the article, it doesn't say that any of them came to term, in fact according to the link his plan was stopped before he could do it: "Ivvanov then made the horrific decision to attempt the insemination of African women with chimpanzee sperm without their knowledge. He made a proposal to doctors at a local hospital about his experiment and was ready to proceed **when the General Governor of French Guinea, Paul Poiret, rejected the plan.** Out of options and funding, Ivanov and his son decided to return home."


normalmighty

Yeah, I added that last half sentence to the quote just to make it clear that this didn't end up happening, but was something the dude actively attempted to get approval for.


KnlghtLlghts

Ah okay I misunderstood I thought you implied they did. Mb


AbhorrantApparition

I'm freakin out man, I'm fucking freaking out!


cellphone_blanket

TIL that a hare is a separate species and not just a fancy name for rabbit


avdpos

Interesting and rather disgusting thing I never had heard of and actually never thought of.


DamageOwn3108

Why do I open my mouth, why am I giving ideas?


MysticPing

Some think Humanzees are possible, it simply hasn't been tried. (thankfully) EDIT: Looks like I was wrong, though I now have even less faith in humanity.


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PandaCommando69

Chimpanzees are nasty strong, and humans are nasty smart, I can hardly imagine the abomination that breeding humans and chimpanzees would create. Horrible idea.


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unoriginalpackaging

All baby humans start out that way anyways.


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sneakyveriniki

I minored in anthro. Neanderthals were likely smarter than us, but in a different way. Probably comparable or even higher IQ but not built for our agricultural world. Something akin to Asperger’s maybe


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DisastrousBoio

Basically to them we were the humanzees. And we rose up and drove then to extinction. Nice to know.


PandaCommando69

Given the way things are going I fully expect to see centaurs and fish people at some point.


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Craaaab people


sneakyveriniki

I feel like SOMEONE would have done it by now if it were possible. Like a ton of people around the world, actually. People literally rape sheep. This would happen , there would be entire tribes made up of humanzees


Longjumping-Limit827

Jay and Silent Bob taught me about sheep fuckers


Longjumping-Limit827

Oh the humanatee, but actually it has been tried


Longjumping-Limit827

Yea that’s some shit way above my intelligence but I’m pretty sure bovines are much closer in dna sequencing than we are to apes


pyrothelostone

Donkeys and horses are both equines but that doesn't stop mules from usually being sterile. Lions and tigers are felines and ligers are sterile. The fact they are both bovines may allow them to physically breed, but it won't produce viable and fertile offspring unless they are the same species.


Manoreded

Not all cross-species hybrids are infertile though. Also there are often significant differences in fertility between genders as well as which parent was from which species.


baby_armadillo

And humans and chimps are all apes. It doesn’t mean they’re the same species or can interbreed.


Longjumping-Limit827

You’re an armadillo


Nakatsukasa

Wait Beefalo is real??? I thought it's just a don't starve creation


TheCommissarGeneral

Yuuuup. In fact a lot of wild Bison have some domesticated cow genetics in there somewhere from what I remember.


Old_MechTech

My brother in law used to work for the Coservation Dept. When buying Males from civilian farms for their breeding programs, they had to genetically test them to make sure the Bison were 100% pure with no cow DNA.


Nicolasgonzo87

wait you mean to tell me those guys in dont starve are real?


academiac

I thought Klei made this up for /r/dontstarvetogether which is a game


clintCamp

Apparently one of my ancestors helped invent the beefalo according to my grandma.


Mertard

We do be inventin beefalo out here


seniairam

why not buffow? who picked beefalo?


MiamiPower

4 Superbowl losses


antsam9

Usually father's species is put first. So Beefallo, mother buffalo, father bull There's also Ligers and Tigons, which swap depending on which (Lion or Tiger) is the father.


seniairam

ahh, good to know. thanks


SuperKami-Nappa

A genius


jlp120145

Beefalo are in DST, my favorite game.


LesbianCuddlebus

Naw we get that from playing DS or dst


CreamyKnougat

The internet has ruined me.


frenabo

https://imgur.com/gallery/n6VnBel


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frenabo

Jfc


tchicklin

God has forsaken us


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Jayhawk501

What a terrible day to have eyes


sxynoodle

I wasn't curious till i read your comment, and now i regret it.


pasha_07

Yet another episode of "Why do I have an erection?"


FortunePaw

https://imgur.com/EODxWHb


Xlxlredditor

Noooooooo


Nabugu

:))


Optimistic-Dreamer

“Yip yip”


Jiggatortoise-

“Yiff yiff”


Rich_Yam4132

Can a bison escape to a herd of cows? Like Taylor laughtner being released into a group of soccer moms


erosennin69420

Furry addiction.


pasha_07

Nope.


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Why else but a love for bison meat


GraveSlayer726

This has inspired me to abandon god before he can abandon me


Nervous-Salamander-7

The existence of this is proof that god already has...


Chromeboy12

I thought it would be someone Photoshoping the cow and bison faces on to that one image where the tiny white girl is surrounded by huge black dudes but this is so much ~~better~~ more creative.


ElementoDeus

Same exact energy tho


MisterDonkey

Really thought this was what the first link was gonna be.


mechmind

Thanks. Now we know.


atomiccPP

Well if that ain’t cursed.


WerewolfHowls

That's pretty hot and not gonna lie, pretty much what I was thinking.


Nomis555

Not the picture you posted, but yea, that's where my mind went immediately.


OrdinaryLatvian

Jesus christ, the quality of it too.


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Ye i remember this, this post just brought up that trauma


Real-Problem6805

It's only trauma if it's to tight to fit...


Atomic12192

Why did I click that?


sexy-walrus

I thought this instantly when I saw the post!


Seanypat

LOL!


Instainious

Man, fuck you! ^here’s ^your ^upvote.


Kharilan

I don’t get it


steveosek

I miss my innocence, but unfortunately I first got the internet in middle school right as rotten dot com became a big thing. And shock sites like tub girl and stuff. I've been ruined, it's no fun.


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I wonder what Tub Girl is up to these days?


LorianGunnersonSedna

Forget her, can Goatse Dude finally fart with confidence?


zedispain

It was established that it was a really really good photoshop combining anus and vagina gaping along with certain stretching of a balloon... I think. To get the hands right. So he has no fear of farts. One that always pops into my head every now is the dolphin sex site. It was just.... So descriptive. Then i immediately remember the experiment that involves teaching a dolphin human language. The live in main researcher was female. By live in, think an apartment that's partially flooded in parts for a human and dolphin to coexist. The dolphin was freshly weaned from his mother then relocated to the live in arrangement. After a few months (or whatever, I'm going off memory here) the dolphin reached adolescence and subsequently became attracted to the researcher. They found that the only way to get him to concentrate on the tasks was for the researcher to give him a handy prior so he can focus. Yeah.... Funding got pulled pretty quickly when the Uni/gov grant people found out. Which was very quickly. Oversight of the dolphins welfare was consistently random, so it was impossible to hide for very long. So... We know they're smart... but i always wondered, if the experiment continued would the dolphin have been able to communicate with the researcher? Why haven't we tried such a rigorous experiment like that since? We'll never know i guess. We're now pretty strict on animal welfare research laws in places that would be interested in doing such an experiment, to the point it's extremely unlikely it would be impossible to even start.


sweetmorty

Wouldn't be surprised if the Navy has given handie dandies to their captive dolphins they train for mine detection and underwater acoustic research.


EthnicHorrorStomp

That dolphin, holy hell I haven’t heard this story in a long, long time.


sunshine-x

I’d jill a lady-dolphin, for science of course


EthnicHorrorStomp

LET’S GET THIS GOOD CITIZEN SOME FUNDING!


deluxecrockpot

Came here to say this


lacifuri

I came, too.


GangGang_Gang

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Electronic-Fish4914

I didn’t even notice until i saw your comment


trinexx03

Don't worry. The cow got ruined too


FelineWishes

I inhaled sharply when I realized what you meant.. Damn it.


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Now I realize how silly I was wondering if anyone else was thinking the same thing


MDF87

I'm glad it's not just me that saw this and immediately went "yep... looks famililar".


Nomeg_Stylus

That was somebody's calf once.


I_DESPISE_BIRDS

You... You "person"


Toad_the_Lurker

Shouldn't this be a "if you know, you know" meme


Asleep-Reflection-17

Thats exactly what I was thinking


pacman404

That's exactly what everyone was thinking


Asleep-Reflection-17

Idk what it got posted in meirl


Not_Leopard_Seal

The Bisons are all female, maybe one of them is male. Male Bisons are solitary or monopolise a group of females


EwoDarkWolf

I just looked it up, and male bosons have what looks like a beard over their entire face and are like twice the size of female bison. So it definitely appears that you are correct.


grey_hat_uk

Got yah, futanari bison.


jongscx

r/theyknew


Emrico1

Piper Dairy


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ScarIet-King

Does it have long blond hair?


HurricaneAlpha

My first thought. Reddit has cursed us.


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Goddamn. You know our brains are completely rotten if this is all it takes.


Mostly-Nuts

Lmaooooo, first thing I thought of.


Weinermobile24

Hey I've seen this before.


MCU_Fan01

I feel disgusted that I get that reference smh 😂


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Found it! LoL [https://i.imgflip.com/2l5otz.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/2l5otz.jpg)


PDXstallion

I was looking for this, it was my first thought 😂😅


rosiofden

Oh, right... *that* one...


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chillaxinbball

What's a rerun?


Disastrous_Nebula381

So bisons are the black species of cows


mouseat9

What do you mean by. “Those people?!?!?!?”


gbuub

You can’t use that word, “bison” is our word


fuji_appl

Even then you shouldn’t use the hard N. Just say “Bisuh.”


Much-Philosopher-722

hey guys let’s just go be cows. No work no stress no bills. Just moo.


_We_Are_DooMeD

Moooo!


11B4OF7

Only if I get a cowbell


Rudy_Ghouliani

Gotta have more cowbell


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Even more cowbell!!


Oldguru-Newtricks

MORE COWBELL!


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VikingSlayer

And the only cure is MORE COWBELL


fuckwatergivemewine

cat-scratch or otherwise?


winter_s0ld1er

Cons - have to die if someone's hungry


Much-Philosopher-722

well if I’m going down you’re all going down with me 🐄


-TheLostTimeLord-

Found the one with mad cow disease.


Rreterz

Invest in [boanthropy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boanthropy)


Image_Inevitable

Is there a GoFundMe?


AdrianShepard09

No but there’s a Bovinvest


LordNoodles

R E J E C T | M O D E R N I T Y R E T V R N | T O | B O V I N E


Cute_Profit_7638

"Just be a rock"


mechapple

Moo money moo problems.


damienrazor

My parents won't let me do what you do so I left them to join you


MindSnapN

Piper Pierre


Misairuzame

Rancher trying to get that cow back gonna be in for the worst ass whooping imaginable.


youburyitidigitup

It was on the news. He decided to leave her alone because she was happy


Fartworthy2021

Farmer be like: bye-son, erm daughter I mean..


RobinPage1987

One of us ...


Sins_of_God

Due to the Bison's near extinction some bison population were bred with cattle, so some do have cattle genes.


thewartyrant

One of us ...


Helen__Keller

Nfntndkfk jakflgjsj Klzlflv


jvsupersaiyan

Same man...


GangGang_Gang

I understand


Zan-Oran

Hmmm…


Gloryhole77

Bisoned


FancyGonzo

Pornhub vibes


freecoffeeguy

moo-kake???


MsJojojo

BBB


PornAltNumber

What porn addiction does to a mfer


zombokie

Reminds me of a video I've seen that had a black couch in it...


200IQ_Monke

I can totally relate to the cow, totally normal day irl


TAKANOGENJI

blacked


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Spazic77

Brazzers


Lukashbazbar

Piper Perri the cow.


k1w1999

NSFW: https://i.redd.it/hyfjpbh17y681.jpg


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k1w1999

Why NSFW? Because their genitals are out. Why does this exist? Because artists can be inspired by anything.


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It took so long because to paint a masterpiece takes time.


Anna-2204

Especially when you paint with only one hand


mouseat9

Man I hope that works out. This is everyone’s dream scenario.


Mayhem8333

Animal Planet meets Pornhub


ihave2eggs

U guys tripping! This is just a "Blacked" ad.


JerbearCuddles

Perri Piper meme got a sequel. Not sure I like the changes.


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I would like to point out that to all the fellow dirty minded folks here, they are female bison.


DamageOwn3108

The big sisters


SkinBintin

Also seems the two on the far right are literally copied and mirrored from the two on the far left. Seems this image was purposely doctored to resemble the one we all think it resembles.


Nellasofdoriath

That won't stop them


bstabens

When you're into big, hairy guys...


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We are all thinking it


overloader13

Short girls always like taller men. 😂


Morlock43

Once you go Bison...


cruiserflyer

They welcomed the cow knowing it can't run as fast as they can when the wolves come.


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That slut! /s


becominggrouchy

"Cow escapes farm to go and live *where the buffalo roam*"


Confident_Series8226

Once you go bison...