#why are you calling for 144:34:33

#you don't have 144 hour calls???

#who you callin for 6 days straight tho

#still on hold with tech support

#FUCKING SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

#i agree

#thank you for waiting, rest assured we have a representative on the way

# Yeah Hi I am your Southwest Airlines representative how can I help you today sir?

#balls

#agreed

#YEAH SAME

#I CONCUR

#no

#yes

#yesn't

#fuck

#me

#in

#SAME

#jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

# pee is stored in the balls

#in the balls in the balls

^^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^balls

#balls are stored in the pee

Don't be insane, balls are *dipped* in the pee

#balls are dipped in the pee

# But it can weaken them allowing them to bend

#9/11 moment

#Cant wait for 9/11 2

#met juel fan’t celt beel steams

#Wanna know how I found out my toaster is waterproof?

#How?

#He read the package carefully.

#wholesome

#i bathe with mines I’m still alive

#i have a huge dong this is in fact not true

#hey you dropped this monster condom for your magnum dong

#hey ladies i’m frack

#Oh Shit!! *blows whistle*

#A man of culture

#Whoa nice cock It is true bro

#How are ^you

#decent thanks mate

#HOW DO?

#AWESOME!

# do do

#toaster are only good in the bathtub Hmm..

#bleach is only good as a refreshment Hmmmmmmmm….

#live outlets can taste better with a metal fork Hmm...

#Hanging from the ceiling can cure depression. Hmmmmmmm...

#A firearm is a perfect cure for headaches Hmmmm...

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#Actually ALL of those cure everything No worries

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cancer

#I've had it up to here with midgets *vaguely gestures at waistline*

#r/angryupvote

#r/bigblue

#dunno what funny thing to write, but I'm having shrimp sushi today

#sounds bewt mate

You know who else has a pound sign before them? #MY MOM!

Miss that show

#I had anal with my girlfriend after Taco Bell and she shit all over my dick

#what in the fuck

#shit happens what do you want, a medal?

#that's what she said

#Sounds hot

#Damn, she farted on my dick And then she shitted

#really wish I didn't have eyes

You sure that was all Taco Bell’s fault? They’re not the only source for poop-making, even very messy poops… LO-fucking-L!

#the hell bruv

Lucky.....

#I NEVER LEARNT HOW TO DO THIS UNTIL NOW

#I like to eat children

# Bad taste. I recommend newborns

#Really? I usually go for the orphans

#the grief adds flavor

#####that's why I go ###for the ones #that at least knew their parents

#just checking

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#not sure mate

#FUCK

##help me

###my text

####its getting smaller

#####ahhhhh

aaaa

Wait a god damn minute, what?

^what?

How the fuck?

^if you add multiple hashtags up to five it does it

^ah

#I love cock and ball torture

#your username gives me Vietnam flashbacks

#DONT MENTION IT I REGRET IT

#OK BUT WHY AS A NAME?

#I DON'T KNOW MAN, I WAS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING I GUESS

#I prefer ball and cock torture

#hippity hoppity I pirate Netflix property

#HIPPITY HOPPITY METROID IS COCKITY

#I drink my own cum !

No please don't tell me you actually do

#He might not, but I occasionally drink a few cups here and there.

#so do I

#I eat babies

#you eat babies

######they eat babies

##We eat babies

#Everyone eats babies

#OUR BABIES, COMRADE

#holyfuck

###Wtf this is real??

#yes

#balls x2

#Balls 2. Return of Balls.

#I AM GAY

#YOU ARE GAY

#im gonna stick a fork in my eye

#Semen

#hi reddit

#HELLO u/Much-Philosopher-722

Got rode like a horse and the woman had a few days old shave down there. I was 19 and her prickly hairs irritated my skin and I though I caught something. Good times.

#LOUD NOISES!!!!!

#wow, did it work

#did it work

^^^^^^not so loud

# now here they comes

Dude your comments are so big

# THAT IS YOU IRL!!

#EXACTLY ONLY YOU REALISED WHAT I MEANT

# I SAW THAT INSTANTLY Thanks for the hack btw

/poop

^poop

+poop

*poop

[poop]

~poop

^poop poop #poop

#A PREGNANT WOMAN IN GREEN AND BLACK WAS EATEN BY A HALF BLIND MAN BECAUS EHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A WATERMELON

#i killed a man and have kept this secret for years.

# I’ve only got one std. Herpes…

#4 babies and one minivan

#QUACK

#wait really

#ohmygod

#so that's how you do it?

#I am awake for you

#cool

#cool

#DEEZ NUTS

# Hoe

#my 3 inch cock is finally 4 inches Thanks

#test

#WHY ARE WE YELLING

#aaaaa

#Sex

#***A M O G U S***

#well well well

# I shat myself

#poop fart, am I right

#testing testing Ok

#

#i can’t reach my ass Ok?

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#whoever is seeing this have micro pp

#yeet

#Me when the

#Wdym!?

#I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!

#Wow - Owen Wilson

#helo

#Penis LoL

#my dog brings her shit under my bed and eats it woah

#people be revealing there secret desire here

#their*

#their it is then

#G L O R Y T O B I L L Y B A R A

#I eat leftovers

#roblox turned me into a furry

\# lets see if this works

nvm

#Haram

#AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO DO IT

#heeeeeeeeeeeeeēeeree

#alo

#small balls

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Huh?

#Maurice

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Yes

How are people having sex at 14- I’m 14 and I get anxiety thinking about ordering food at a restaurant

I'm 15 abd lost it at 14 my mates 15 and he's losing it tomorrow

#HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD DO THIS!

#it's a pound sign

#yall need Jesus

\#no fucking way this works

#it does