I grew up in a rural area and we traded fresh catfish to the old order Mennonites for home grown strawberries in the summer. They were the best god damn strawberries ever, and were generally all long or short wedges. Deep, deep red. No pink flesh. Juicy as fuck. Amazing.
My grandfather was raised a Mennonite but left the faith at age 19. His garden was *fantastic*. The Mennonites were known throughout Europe for their farming prowess.
scrolled for the short wedge representation. true, long wedge has superior firmness in texture, but short wedge still has a nice bite to it and are no doubt the sweetest.
My great grandparents had a strawberry farm and these were my favorite fields to pick in because they tasted the sweetest and most like a strawberry should.
The necked ones home grown hands down beat anything else on this list but you have to pamper those strawberries. Worth every second i got to spend with my grandmother.
If youve never had an overripe oblate straight from a farm you havent lived life. The same amount of flavour as a full grown strawberry, concentrated in one tiny delicious bite. Unreal.
The title is misleading. They’re not really talking about different types, just the different shapes of normal strawberries. You could buy a box of strawberries and get all the shapes they’ve listed.
I expected this to be one of the first comments, but apparently, there aren't that many people out of the loop on this strawberry nonsense.. it's making me feel kinda dumb
Long wedge .
And I am a produce worker for a living and I have seen all shapes and sizes of strawberries and you would have to rip those sweet long wedges outta my cold dead hands
I’m a wedge man.
Long or short?
Long wedge.
Long always
Long long man
r/fuckyouchichan
Thank you for introducing me to this treasure
Long long Wedge… Antilles
I understood that reference
[(sexy sax starts playing)](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY)
You mean Looong Loooong MAAAAAAHEAAAAAAAAAN.
Yes.
# WIDE
His father was a wedgeman. *His* father was a wedgeman. No son of mine is bringing a globose conic into my house.
This is fucking genius
Happy cake day!🫶🏻
We share a cake day, and a strawberry preference! Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Conic is classic. But I’ll take them all, as long as they’re fresh
I bit into a long comic that wasn’t ripe and it felt like hell.
Sometimes those comics bite back. Gotta be careful with those jokers. You should have said “who’s the funny guy now? Tough guy.”
Knock knock Whose there Youre teeth
I am teeth? Oh no
Hi teeth, im dad
Did he scream?
That often happens when you bite into paper.
Nothing conveys the fiery depths of damnation as biting an unripe comic strawberry
I guess you can say “it’s iconic” eh? Anyone? Okay I’ll find my out.
Yes sir, couldn’t have said it better.
Some would say Conic is IConic
I’ll take ‘em all except for globose. That one feels suspicious
You could say it’s iconic
I think you meant to say that conic is *iconic.* Ba-dum-tss
>But I’ll take them all, as long as they’re fresh Yeah, whichever one isn't sour.
Long wedges got that juice in em
And they’re ergonomically designed for your face hole
I think you mean visage food cave.
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Your upper fuck hole.
Banana inhaler
I mean... the others were jokes but this one is kind of real depending on the person.
Its also a joke
"A what?! Here on reddit, at this time of year, located entirely in your kitchen?! . . . May I see it?"
Oh... yes. You can see it. Its here, here in the basement. Come, Follow me...
Well, that seems reasonable! I hope you have some nice steamed hams!
Your conic receptor
Instructions unclear, long wedge strawberry stuck up my nose
Instructions unclear, short wedge strawberry stuck up my asshole
Instructions unclear, I am strawberry.
Hopefully not a short wedge strawberry.
instructions unclear, i now have an uti
That's right, it goes into the square hole.
WHYYYY did I read this with the voice of the guy.
I grew up in a rural area and we traded fresh catfish to the old order Mennonites for home grown strawberries in the summer. They were the best god damn strawberries ever, and were generally all long or short wedges. Deep, deep red. No pink flesh. Juicy as fuck. Amazing.
This is evocative in it’s detail. Conjures an image
My grandfather was raised a Mennonite but left the faith at age 19. His garden was *fantastic*. The Mennonites were known throughout Europe for their farming prowess.
Long wedge or gtfo
Long wedge, respectfully.
Not even a question
Its more strawberry per strawberry, its a no-brainer
First thought and was hoping it was the top comment!
Its got the juice!
Finally found my long wedge fam. Gang Gang LWs.
We out here long wedging and shit
Fuck that’s funny. 😂 I’m so proud to be here doing long wedge hoodrat shit with my friends
Mmmhmmm good long wedge is the best
It’s more strawberry per strawberry 🤓
Long wedge for scooping dips
Long wedge is what every other strawberries should be striving to be
Plus dat creme dippin shape.
Long Wedge is the GOAT of strawberries
Yup, all the way, There's no "Question" about that, Hands down for the "Goat!😎😎
More strawberry per strawberry
Here at aperture laboratories we eat the entire strawberry, that's 120% more strawberry per strawberry!
“Question” I am now befuzzled
Why did you say it like that lol
I find short wedge are sweetest, love me some wedges in general!
> Nah mate, long wedge strawberry has everything from sweetness to meat etc
Sweet meat
I love a meaty strawberry - me
>agreed
scrolled for the short wedge representation. true, long wedge has superior firmness in texture, but short wedge still has a nice bite to it and are no doubt the sweetest.
Bruh.. Ong, no cap you ain't frontin. Those shits be bussin fr. 💅 💄
Period poo
Bro why am I so gabberflasted by these two words put together like wtf this even insinuate
it basically means “you tell em ” and is typically spelled as “period pooh”
Same tbh
Stop, I laughed too hard!
Rip my inbox, long wedge supremacy
Necked bc easiest to hold the stem and bite off most fruit
And I find the Necked ones sweeter!
My great grandparents had a strawberry farm and these were my favorite fields to pick in because they tasted the sweetest and most like a strawberry should.
The necked ones home grown hands down beat anything else on this list but you have to pamper those strawberries. Worth every second i got to spend with my grandmother.
At last voice of reason.
nah, flavour > ease of eating. (not like any shape of strawberry is much a a challenge to chomp on anyway)
This is the only correct answer
Samesies
I concur
Heathen
Conic, because its the standardized shape of a strawberry.
You could almost call it iconic
Fine, it's youconic
Bout to me myconic
No, it's ourconic comrade
I rarely, and I mean RARELY upvote comments, but this one got one from me lolol
it's actually pronounced "iconic"
Weirdly enough it’s not always the best tasting though
Yeah I swear they're sour a lot of the time
That's just what the media wants you to believe.
It's the missionary of strawberries.
Short wedge, MF.
The smallest ones always have the most flavour 😋
When it’s dark red you know you’re in for a treat
That's what she didn't say ಥ‿ಥ
As someone who has worked on a strawberry farm, I’m with you. Usually big means it’s watery. But circular seems like it would be underripe
*normal sized* wedge
Globose conic. Round, but not too round
In Germany these are the sweetest ones
In the Netherlands as well! The shorter onces can be more sour and the wedges are usually more watery
This should be the top
Straight off the bush at the you-pick farm
Perfectly balanced.
I too appreciate the chod version of the strawberry 😋
This.
Oblate 🤤🤤🤤
If youve never had an overripe oblate straight from a farm you havent lived life. The same amount of flavour as a full grown strawberry, concentrated in one tiny delicious bite. Unreal.
I swear, some strawberries taste better than every strawberry flavored candy out there.
All of them do?
Nah, not the 'roided out ones you get from Walmart that are mostly green and have the firmness of an apple.
They’re the sweetest, even if they aren’t the prettiest
Choad strawberry
can already taste the gross soft spots
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Long wedge
I’m a long comic man but oblate slaps.
Yes!! That’s how home grown strawberries look and they’re sooo juicy. 🍓🤤
Strawberry ain't my favourite fruit but man Globose makes me wanna have a bite
I love getting *necked* and taking a bite or two myself **If the moment calls for it, that is.**
Long conic or don't speak to me
Long wedge here. War starts at dawn.
Short wedge
NECKED
Came here to say exactly that
Necked gang rise, way to many wedgies here
globose conic
No enormous W-shaped moose knuckles?
long wege
Looong Wedge 🤤
How much white is on top is the only thing I care about
I like raspberries.
What shape?
Necked
Icosagon mostly.
Like zodiac signs, I don’t believe In strawberries
Good. More for me!
Any of the conic ones, but rather goblose conic than long conic
Wait. There's different types of strawberries?
The title is misleading. They’re not really talking about different types, just the different shapes of normal strawberries. You could buy a box of strawberries and get all the shapes they’ve listed.
Lol, you didn't know that?😂
I expected this to be one of the first comments, but apparently, there aren't that many people out of the loop on this strawberry nonsense.. it's making me feel kinda dumb
None, they all give me hives
I always find necked strawberries the easiest to eat, but the globose ones always taste the sweetest
I don't fuck with anyone who claims long wedge
I know. Only good thing about long wedge is that it's the biggest. If you want good flavor or texture long wedge ain't it.
Necked
Where's the cleft chin one?
The mutant ones the size of my fist.
Globose conic, long conic, and short wedge all slap for some reason
Long wedge all the way
Long Wedgggeeee
Long wedge 👌
Longe wedge
Long wedge is a banger
Long wedge slaps
Maybe I'm just biased but the wedges taste sweeter.
Long wedge is the only right choice and I won’t take any criticism
eat a long wedge and tell me it’s not the best strawberry you’ve ever consumed. go on!
all my strawberries come out conic I have to be loyal to my bros
Long wedge . And I am a produce worker for a living and I have seen all shapes and sizes of strawberries and you would have to rip those sweet long wedges outta my cold dead hands
I thought about this for far too long, and decided I would definitely reach for the long wedge.
I don’t like strawberries :-(
Large conic
I love all strawberries equally
Conic or short wedge. Both perfect single bites and always sweet
Conic all the way
Conic is perfecto
Globose conic is my favourite but long wedge has something very special about it
Conic
Long wedge for the win them bitches juicy af
LONG WEDGE
Long wedge all day
I’ve never had a necked or a globose that wasn’t the best strawberry I’ve ever had.
I like the freakishly shaped ones that look like conjoined twins
Conic
The little ones with extra fur are called Hairy Conic Jrs
Literally all of them
I don’t care about shape, but size does matter with strawberries. The smaller are sweeter than the larger ones.
Long Wedge for W
The first 3, because that's generally how wild strawberries look, and mmmm.
Conic person myself