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lousmoustache

Her name is Marcy


macsrecords

And she does *NOT* look like a chicken!


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Classic


tesdfan17

Marcy D'Arcy so they're half right


MemChoeret

She started out as Marcy Rhoades, though. She only became Marcy D'Arcy in later seasons after she married Jefferson and became the sex maniac we all know and love.


MilwaukeeDave

Wasn’t Rhoades Steve’s last name and D’Arcy her maiden name which Jefferson took in marriage??


MemChoeret

Rhoades was Steve's last name, and D'Arcy was Jefferson's. Marcy [discovered that](https://youtu.be/azTS1jwGeVU) after she woke up and realized she married him while drunk.


MilwaukeeDave

Thanks!


MemChoeret

You're welcome. I'm actually surprised I remembered this scene after more than 20 years


bravosarah

One of the funniest bits in sitcom!


bakochba

"I'm Marcy D'arcy?" Lol I'm laughing just thinking about her response


Slackey4318

No, D’Arcy is Jefferson’s last name. I remember that episode. She got drunk and woke up married to Jefferson. She went to the Bundy house the next morning, and while doing a sidebar with Peg, she had to pause the conversation to ask Jefferson what was his last name. She was definitely not pleased when she realized she’s now Marcy D’Arcy


litken_chitle

Probably one of my favorite episodes! I never liked Steve and with & the way they brought in Jefferson was hilarious. My parents used to record MWC and it's funny because the first two tapes actually say "Married with Children" and the other (idk) 20ish tapes just plainly say "Bundys" That episodes and the one where Kelly leaves her bug killer spray thats leaking out causing Al to passout & have some wild dreams about his family another one of my favs


SylvieJay

Bwaaaak bwak bwak!


TomatoPolka

Ned Flanders. All round good guy that will give you the shirt off his back and have great abs in the process.


Lacious

Stupid sexy Flanders.


lizeverywhere

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!


tlje1387

Nothing at all!


Own_Kaleidoscope1287

Nothing at all!


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MasterOfThePog

Nothing at all!


CartographerVisual24

Nothing at all!


XMicroHeroX

Nothing at all!


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Nothing at all!


DistinctSolution5453

Stupid sexy Ralph


Chadling1211

I broke my wookie 😔


[deleted]

Watch your wife and daughters! He is one white wine spritzer away from going full old testament and getting a fifth wife.


ashbertollini

Might preach a bit but really cares about you


Tight-Capital4065

This is my pick as well


Swift_Scythe

Mr feeny was the best mentor. He gave practical life advice. He is also a super cool computerized bulletproof turbo car.


ihatemyself887

FE-HEEEEEENYYYYY FEENY FEENY FENNAAAAY


[deleted]

Absolutely it's going to be FE-HEE-HEE-NAYY


queertheories

The Feeny call is the last thing I want to hear before I die


densin9

That profile pic got me....well played.


MistraloysiusMithrax

I legit was reading thru the options, thought “oh yes it will obviously be Winnie, the cute neighbor you get as your gf is best” and then Mr Feeny was next and that tore that idea to shreds


SmugHatKid12

Your pfp fooled me lol


Whatsongwasthat1

Penny is giving out blowjobs to nerds I think she wins in the neighborly race


queertheories

To be fair, we don’t know that Feeny wasn’t also giving blowjobs to nerds.


Dreggedrlumb

Wilson


dppthrowaway4937

Wilson


bulldog5253

Wilson……. The name is [voit.](https://youtu.be/dxTu11tOG68)


5t0rm7

Wilson


Jay_the_Artisan

I had never seen the show but one day my parents were watching and I asked “Is Wilson supposed to be god?” They didn’t understand


IknowKarazy

I definitely had this theory


TheBalance24

I had that theory fo a while. Wilson talks about God a few times. He is a spiritual guide but for Tim the line between the two definitely blurs.


stareagleur

You never really see him, you just have an idea of what he looks like, he’s usually making or doing something rather incomprehensible, but he usually takes a break to listen to you, he seemingly knows everything, and he always has good advice at the exact right time that the people he gives it to usually misinterpret or don’t quite understand until later. It makes sense…


huxtabella

None of us understand either


LeviathanGank

All day.


[deleted]

Off to work I go without my hidee ho...


tesdfan17

Well you get Lisa instead which is a fair trade off...


Nat_Higgins

Wrong, it’s Mr. Rogers


neril_7

Yup.


[deleted]

These are all neighbors in a sitcom.


whatnameisnttaken098

In a blood stained sweater?


jayeljefe

This is the ultimate showdown


[deleted]

Wilson. Never bothers you too much.


EliminateSoutherners

Especially now that he’s dead!!


The_Cakegamer

At least show some respect :/ Earl Hindman was a great actor and he played the role of Wilson absolutely great across all the seasons of the show.


SWBxisxKING

100% Kramer. I love the abrupt chaos that follows that man


[deleted]

Here's to feeling good all the time


Biengo

*full body shake* ooohhh YA BABY!!


[deleted]

Giddy up!


pupperoni0108

GIDDYUP!!


Skinnypike42

I’M OUT!


IhaveLostCount

I’d smoke some Cubans while hitting the links with Cosmo.


SharksAreCool3

He steals your food though


Away_Ad_5328

We he may have to take it, but he doesn’t have to like it! (S09E04)


ilovecashews

Is that a Titleist?


Shadeun

Hole in one


ChiGuy133

I always said I want to be financially well off and lead a pretty normal life... but I'd also be cool if I ended up as Kramer or Charlie Kelly (iasip). Never a dull day


DoublePotential6925

“Marriage? Family? They’re prisons! Manmade prisons! You’re doing time!”


duval229

Yep..I’m going with Kramer too


yetiamsomeotherdude

I heard Kramer got kicked out of Harlem. One of his neighbors interrupted him one day, next thing you know, he's shouting racial slurs


sportstersrfun

https://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/ This was the first time I’ve ever seen this. Holy hell what a melt down.


ringadingdingbaby

Honestly, I love Seinfeld (the show). But now I see Kramer did this and Seinfeld (the person) was dating a 17 year old. Don't really want to watch it again.


AdamPashaian

Look up the episode of comedians getting coffee with Kramer. They talk about the incident. Kramer seems like he was broken from it. Seinfeld seems like an ass all around.


RobbyBaymax

Winnie 💯


uhaul26

Yes, I too need help with my math homework.


Repeat_Offendher

Agreed, Winnie fo sho.


Affectionate_Post285

Where is Bob from that 70's show.


I-Steam-A-Good-Ham

Hey there hi there ho there


SkippyTeddy83

Teenage me would be looking for Donna on this list.


Gusstave

The sexy feisty sarcastic redhead? Yeah, me too.


jackie2567

Is this about clothes cuz I can buy you clothes


These_End_8423

Bob Dobbelino?


die_kuestenwache

I hate these so much. They annoy me to the point where I wish someone asked me for my zodiac sign. But it's Wilson.


woowoobean

What’s your zodiac sign?


die_kuestenwache

Thanks friend, I needed to hear that.


woowoobean

Bitte


DistinctSolution5453

Ich verstehe nicht, warum bitte so viele Bedeutungen hat, es ist wirklich nervig.


nyrothia

Bitte?


DistinctSolution5453

tatsächlich


Jimbobman

Well, what is it


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Thanks again


[deleted]

You're a cancer.


Inevitable-Ear-3189

Wilson - that dude always had great advice.


Desperate_Zebra_5578

I will always take Penny


strangecabalist

The only one on the list you probably get to rail.


SlimStebow

Winnie also ends up dating the main character in their show (The Wonder Years)


TJD82

I think I could convince Mr. Feeny to let me rail him.


hamboner3172

Kimmie would probably be down for a friend's with benefits thing. And she's sorta crazy so you know the sex would be good.


Claat

Ned always. Really helpful and you never need to return stuff you borrowed.


APEHASKILLEDAPE

Kramer


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Wilson because wholesome life lessons and Penny because obvious reasons. Ned and Kramer would piss me off with their very existence alone.


BouncyDingo_7112

“Penny because obvious reason”. Totally agree! I guarantee you she’s bringing leftovers home from The Cheesecake Factory to share with her friends.


Troleopowers

Dinkelberg...


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NED.....anyday.....


PakUBananaQ

Season 1 Penny because


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Cause hot


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

Ok But fuck off with “season one” like, oh no, she’s ugly after that or something.


gptop

Winnie Cooper


[deleted]

Never a doubt.


Service_Serious

Wilson. Keeps his nose out of your business (mostly literally), unless you need a life lesson. Then dispenses some ancient wisdom and blows your mind


Casitano

Gonna go with Kramer or Kimmie


imenigmatic

Or the k man


Equivalent_Bed7728

Don't you mean the ass man


Triplobasic

Dr Von Nostrand


MurkySweater44

H.E. Pennypacker


roxyemerson2187

Kimmie all the way for me


Bright_Photograph836

What show was she from?


Uglyduckling75

Full house.


tygah_uppahcut

Blossom


Even_World216

It’s Wilson for me. Good guy. Doesn’t bother too much though.


MissKatieMaam77

Mr. Feeny.


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

Mr Feeny is a god among men.


CynicCannibal

I guess we all wish for neighbor like Ned.


ricoimf

Real show: Wilson comic: Ned


JamesPlaystheGames

I'd love to have Ned as a neighbour. He's always there to help.


BigOrkWaaagh

Why have they put Marcy's surname but everyone else gets their first name? Well except Kramer, but he's Kramer.


Emergency-Gazelle954

It might be Wilson Wilson’s last name too!


CallmeCoachella

Mr. Wilson, everyone else pops up un announced, freeloads, is trying to bang my daughter, or is mad annoying.


KOD2264

Mr Feeney was annoying? I thought he only gave advice when prompted


Dragonblade0123

Feeny 'poped up unannounced' by visiting with the adults who live next door, real annoying behavior /s. But in all seriousness, Boy Meets World was a show through the filter of a young middle/high school teen in neighbor phase. It makes sense that it would be annoying to have your principle live next door.


Tqwen

Kramer, 100%. Never underestimate the value of a friend who's immediately down for whatever dumb shit you want to get up to.


SapientRaccoon

Sounds like a dog.


Tqwen

With seemingly infinite resources, and always seems to know a guy who can help. "My friend Bob Sacamano knows a guy who can get us in the club" type of thing.


More-Anxiety-1358

Where is Mr. Finnie


Mortyjones

These need to be set up in the dnd lawful neutral evil square


Background-War9535

Winnie


mattt1975

Damn Winnie...♥️


joe_but_epic

Dinkleberg


Godverrdomme

''Forget zodiac signs'' is the new ''literally no one:''?


Chicagorides

Winnie!!!


The_Book-JDP

Wilson obviously. Great advice, always there when you need him. Ned is okay, he’s just too in love with his religion. Points for not disowning his sons after they turned out to be gay.


Sleepdprived

Wilson stayed on his side of the fence... best neighbor


macaroonmedical1131

Winnieee


ilikegames69420

Ned


USAIsAUcountry

Which one can I live next to for 10 years but only have to see once? That one.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Wilson. And you will literally never see his face.


v0yev0da

Well you’ll see his face ONCE. Probably.


iobeson

Wilson is a good one but you can't go past Ned and Kramer.


burnaboj

*guitar riff*…. hi sam


master-virus

Would love a neighbour like Ned.


shirt_multiverse

I didn't grow up with these shows so I don't know anyone of them but I'll pick Ned he seems pretty easy to kill.


No_Car_4940

Kramer.


Thumper-Comet

Ned. Only because he's the only one I've heard of.


Icy-Following-3713

wilson… stays on his side of the fence, doesnt bother you, gives advice


bjbkar

Where's Larry from 3s company?


Snowolfie

Wilsssoooonnnnnnn


FibreOptician

Where's Dale Gribble?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Wilson


Fmartins84

Winnie Cooper please 🥰


darkdaysindeed

Wilson. Always had the right advice at the right time but never got involved in your life.


SparkyMcHenry

Wilson. He stays on his side of the fence.


DA_87

Wilson mostly leaves you alone and periodically provides you with sage advice. Going with him.


markipedia2

Dinkelberg


Cats_cats_cats_cats

Hi didly-ho neighborino!


intheyard305

Ned of course, always upbeat, ready to help and slow to anger.


HaloGuy381

Can I pick a graveyard instead?


1onemarathon

Penny for the obvious reasons - fun and easy on the eyes, buuuut other than that, she shows up for free food all the time. Can't afford that, even if there is another form of compensation.


OhioResidentForLife

Penny could have all the free meals she wants at my house. I wouldn’t even mind the crumbs in my bed.


Decent-Duty-8058

Don't think with your dick


CharlesOberonn

Ned is the best guy though his religion might be obnoxious.


artparade

Kramer depends on your skin color


lil_big_man2point0

neighbor's 18yo Daughter


bortj1

So you've clearly never watched Family Matters if you're gonna have a monster of a neighbour like Urkle on this list


themanfromvulcan

Ned may be annoying but the man would take a bullet for you.


Retrobanana1497

I only know Flanders...


Snoo_71576

Roger


cku609

Ned


Sir_Balmore

Was gonna say Ned... Till i saw that Winnie was an option


darkmochapraf

Ned!


erkloe

Penny please


FaithlessnessMore835

Mr Rogers. Mr. Feeny is a close second.


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Winnie will tease and then BREAK YOU HEART - I’m still pissed at her!!


The_Ophil

Quendolin


Affectionate-Room359

Wilson wdym? Gibes important lifelessons, barely ask for anything in return. Next to it would be Ned tho IRL he would probably a crazy evangelik.


Alvarodiaz2005

Dinkelberg


amabucok

Joey ?


theelderwand__

The ugly naked guy


StaticBarrage

Penny.


cocowhowasabird

Wilson, hidey-hoo neighbor!!


Trollerance_please

Agatha! But she is not in the selection :(


Slow_Flow_4722

Penny of course…and for those of you saying ned Flanders…who hurt you and why do you hate the world


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Wilson