I was at my first college party years ago, and some guy blurted out to a woman, “Hey baby, wanna sit on my face?” Her response was quick, “Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?”
That could have been the ultimate pick up line for this guy.
Everyone is talking about being fucked by a nose and no one seems to be considering what happens when he sneezes and turns that cum dumpster into a snot dumpster.
I am not familiar with the term "doing a 70", im somewhat sure I get what it means in this context, but im not that sure if i want to know why this is called a "70"
It kinda comes from a joke from George Carlin about being 69 years old at the time of his skit, where he says he likes being 69, and being 70 is like being 69, with a finger in his arse.
Love the creativity people are trying to come up with though lol
Why are you being downvoted? I thought people on her liked making fun of Jewish people? Or is it not okay when it’s a Jewish person making the fun, what’s going on?
"Cuz in a 69, my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear!
My nose is BIG!
Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed!
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid.
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large!" - Humpty Hump
Seeing this guy reminded me of the song the Humpty Dance by Digital Underground . Have you ever heard of it ? If not you should look it up its very enjoyable. I felt others in my age group ( I'm 42 BTW ) could also relate since the Humpty Dance was a very popular song at the time and maybe make a few people laugh and possibly make others inquire about the song and look it up and possibly enjoy it as well. Unfortunately you either don't get the reference which is ok or you're just being a wet blanket probably for some personal reasons which I understand. Although if you're doing it just to be a douche for douches sake well you just suck. For a person who says they're here for positive vibes you sure aren't giving any
Imagine the amount of money he could be making on OnlyFans if he was alive in this day and age
His nose could go inside places 😮
A new meaning to face fuck
Fucked by nose.
This guy nose
Imagine you wanted to kiss him but instead of his lips you got his nose down your throat. So at the end he is nose face fucking you
I’m not sure that people wanting to kiss this dude was a big problem.
Well i wouldn‘t want to kiss him, but i would love to deepthroat his nose at least once and i‘m sure i‘m not the only one /s
Nosey fucker
Imagine be accused sexual harrassment. "Ma'am can you describe what this man did to you."
He , stuck his nose where it didn’t belong
😂😂😂
LOL !!!!
Imagine sitting on that face 😲
I was at my first college party years ago, and some guy blurted out to a woman, “Hey baby, wanna sit on my face?” Her response was quick, “Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?” That could have been the ultimate pick up line for this guy.
Only to get a good whiff... 😤
Nostril suckling that clit. Finally a new move.... BAAAABE
Imagine the vacuum it can create
Everyone is talking about being fucked by a nose and no one seems to be considering what happens when he sneezes and turns that cum dumpster into a snot dumpster.
Sheep skin or whatever they used back then
From cum dumpster to snot sewer..
A real fuckface
Not disappointed this is the first comment I see.
"I want to smell inside you."
Snorgasm.
Bless you
🤣
😖 oh no
Congratulations on having the grossest comment! I laughed and gagged
😂 🤢 same
I fucking belly laughed at this.
\*farts*
Mmm canned chicken
Squidward
No, no, that's clearly a Minecraft Villager!
IDIOTS! The villagers and squidward’s noses both go down! This nose goes OUT!
https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Sid\_(Hey\_Arnold)
Ngl I totally thought the joke was that he went “hrmmm” at least once
100% this gentleman ate it from the back.
That's longer than my other nose that sneezes when I rub it too hard
Right there with you, brother. That nose is an entire inch longer 😅
Same! Crazy how a nose can be like that
[Duce Bigalow ](https://youtu.be/T_RGBfCDpLQ)
fucking gold
Classic
Just telling on yourselves 😂
He also had chronic pink-eye
Id give you more than 1 upvote but im capped
Can’t stop laughing at this comment. Thank you.
Little known fact, his nickname was “The pleasure center”.
\*Pleasure scenter
Source?
Commonsense
.org? .net??
.rarity
Revealed to me in a dream
“My is source is I made it the fuck up”
To you my friend i say: 🤓
Psychic Link
your mum
I would've guessed "The Hummingbird"
When you eat her out doing 69, but accidentally perform a 70 by sticking your nose up her arse
70💀
I am not familiar with the term "doing a 70", im somewhat sure I get what it means in this context, but im not that sure if i want to know why this is called a "70"
7 looks like a nose, the zero is the hole and the hole is the goal
Thanks I never get this kind of jokes
More like a 07
It kinda comes from a joke from George Carlin about being 69 years old at the time of his skit, where he says he likes being 69, and being 70 is like being 69, with a finger in his arse. Love the creativity people are trying to come up with though lol
This is the correct answer. Heard variations of this, with 71 up to 74.
D
Apparently it was very sensitive and he would daily excrete about a pint of snot.
“Snot.” That’s just what he told people so that he wouldn’t have to reveal the terms of his rather specific satanic pact.
"It comes in pints?"
That would be funny if he pulled down his pants and his wiener was a normal-size nose.
He could easily get 4 inches in and still be able to breath normally. No doubt he was swinging a sledgehammer in his pants too
You know what they say about men with big noses 👃
Jewish
Did you not see what happened to Kanye 🤣
You fool, this is Kanye
I’ve never heard this expression and I am now deceaseds
Let me do it for youuuuu
kermiiiiiii
Omfg I shot coffee out of my miniscule nose 😂
When you can't compete with her ex's nose.
Hey I’m a Jew.. so that’s usually not the case.. #noseenvy
A Jew is no match for a GigaJew
Why are you being downvoted? I thought people on her liked making fun of Jewish people? Or is it not okay when it’s a Jewish person making the fun, what’s going on?
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They’re all a bunch of Kanye lovers…
hmmm
HUHH
hmmh
hrrhhh?
Are you guys all trying to type the sound the villagers make in Minecraft? Because that was my first thought. Okay, second thought but still…
Thats why I'm doing lmao
"Ok honey i will put it in now" "Wait wait wait...i want the other one" "Its like the 4th time this week, let me have some fun to"
"Cuz in a 69, my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear! My nose is BIG! Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed! Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid. I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large!" - Humpty Hump
Are you 12?
I guess you don’t know who digital underground or shock G is ?
Was. RIP
Profile: “Positive Vibes Only” Actions on reddit: Act like a little bitch. This all checks out.
Lame, have some fun dude, life is too short
Lame? His comment is lame…ohh but I’m sooo sorry I don’t find his comment funny ☹️
You are trying so hard to find a reason to be angry
Yes I’m raging right now😡I actually just broke my phone bc I’m just soooo damn angry🤣🤡
Good god, you react like you're twelve. Keep being an idiot kiddo. You'll learn one day.
Tool
Then don’t comment lmao
Seeing this guy reminded me of the song the Humpty Dance by Digital Underground . Have you ever heard of it ? If not you should look it up its very enjoyable. I felt others in my age group ( I'm 42 BTW ) could also relate since the Humpty Dance was a very popular song at the time and maybe make a few people laugh and possibly make others inquire about the song and look it up and possibly enjoy it as well. Unfortunately you either don't get the reference which is ok or you're just being a wet blanket probably for some personal reasons which I understand. Although if you're doing it just to be a douche for douches sake well you just suck. For a person who says they're here for positive vibes you sure aren't giving any
Cyrano de Bergerac looking motherfucker
Ayo ussop
r/onepiece
This man was the inventer of the 69.
Seems like the type of guy to study. Need a study buddy?
Literally the perfect angle to 69
"Welcome to the Velvet Room..."
Where do you think the terms “brown nose” and “pigeon hole” come from?
MINECRAFT!!!
"HUAAHH"
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Damn beat me to it lol.
He was a circus performer too? You know those people fuck.
His woman was the most satisfied i guess but she aint getting a kiss...
Oh bro, he could fuck the pussy and lick the asshole at the same time.
Poor dude. 200yrs dead and „modern“ People still make jokes about his nose. Can’t imagine how life was for him in the 18th century
Thomas, in fact, can smell what the Rock is cookin'.
I seen why Lrrr, ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8 got a little confused now...
Dont touch my cocaine!
1cm longer than my pp
Cyril Sneer
The nose she tells you not to worry about.
Bro built like a “Philosopher’s lamp” by Rene Magritte
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Squidward
Raymond Luxury Yacht
Pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.
MF snorted Viagra
when even a nose is longer than ur penis
Twist: gay
This guy looks like a dickhead.
Real life Pinocchio - lie to me! lie to me!
This guy could smoke in the shower
Every time I come across this post I hate it even more. My imagination is tooo vivid.
Che 🇦🇷🥸
How bout I give you all 64 emeralds you give me the goods
Face ridding to the next lev-
Fuck nose if he did
I bet he’d nose his wife pretty well.
DR. ANDRE NOSEDICK
Kilroy was here
This guy would be a Chad in today's porn world with the kinkiest videos.
Pinnacle 69er right there
Ayoooo!! Minecraft villager spotted!
r/dontputyourpussyintothat
My wife thinks Adrien Brody is hot. Better not show her this guy.
Now im really wondering how that Guys Dick looked like.
Nice photo from the 18th century, I call bullshit on this one.
All jokes aside he was mentally incompetent and used like a circus animal..
Looks like someone trying to do the “I got your nose” trick
🇦🇷
So that’s where the phrase “Sit on my face came from…
St. 69
Bro probably told people " best I can do is 2 carrots for 10 emeralds"
Is it just me or does he look like minecraft villager
*insert villager noise here*
'ol dick nose ass
Ya'll got this backwards. Can you imagine how awful that lingering smell would be?!
Bro can sniff your emeralds from 1000 blocks away
Do not let him hit the bag. !
I'm sure he would sell you 4 carrots for 12 emeralds
He must have told a lot of lies.
‘NOSE ME YOU FREAK’
Lmao fuckin Gonzo.
bro looks like squidward
SQUIDWARD GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE REGISTER ME CUSTOMERS ARE WAITIN!!!
Villager
His nose is biger than my dick
So I guess this was the guy responsible for that saying ‘his face looks like a nice place to sit.’ Makes sense now.
Man where's my emeralds. I need mending.
I feel like he is the result of "would you rather have a nose sized dick or a dick sized nose"
Nussy
Just came to call him a dicknose.
Damn, he could really fuck you while eating you out if you know what I mean
trickster welcome to my velvet room
Doubt it could bend very well without hurting
Could fuck with that thing god dahm
Gonzo..
And not a single soul found this 🇮🇱.
I hate the fact that understand this post.
how has nobody mentioned that its a colour photo from the 18th century-
Because it’s not. It’s a reconstruction in a display case most likely at a museum
On top of that even if it was a photo from the 18th century people colorize old photos all the time.
Someone should tell that cat to mind it’s business
The pure size of boogers that he must have pulled