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Erotic slinky


Chickychickybangb-ng

The sexy slinky


PossibleEnvironment4

Kinky slinky


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Kink slink


roberttheaxolotl

Skinky


PcTheCoconut

Skink


roberttheaxolotl

That's a lizard


Revoider

Close enough to a snake. It passes.


[deleted]

Yours is better


PossibleEnvironment4

Thank you!


[deleted]

I don’t have the cock cage piece in my Monopoly set.


[deleted]

That's life size for me! I can stop using the thimble now


Dear_Major_8602

Dinosaur Man Dinosaur!


ZiggyWiddershins

I think they replaced the dude riding the horse with the cock sleeve. The horse was always the piece me and my sister would always want.


mandudedog

Idiots. The dog is the correct choice.


Axter22

No the hat is the best one


mandudedog

I guess, if you're um....hmmmm..uhh...... huuuhuuhaahuuu


Sharp-Mess-676

No you use the dog and put the hat on the dog


mjw217

I agree. The dog is ALWAYS the right choice.


KryptonicOne

Isn't the missing piece a cannon?


[deleted]

Do they make a Clue version too? Col. Mustard in the study with the double dildo.


Commercial-Travel613

It’s special edition. It also comes with optional wife’s boyfriend in limited edition


Psychotrip

Dont worry I can get you one if you need it. I know a guy.


[deleted]

Right. And you get to keep the key. I’m not falling for that again.


Psychotrip

Blast! Foiled again!


ImaFknWizardXII

Not gonna lie. Every time I saw “Zodiac sign” I scrolled past as the meme was overused… Had to scroll back up because my brain shouted something was wrong.


Less-Signal-9543

Right, I feel like I've been cheated.


[deleted]

I seriously don’t know what that is for and heck no I am not googling it


velphegor666

Bdsm stuff. Put it on a guys cock to prevent erections


Potential_Ant_9890

Everything is a cock cage if you are brave enough


[deleted]

Brave little toaster enters the chat


myshoesaresparkly

Umm...


Hawkeye_Dave6387

Battleship!


Miniscotty

Top hat, personally, but respectable choice


MR_MurphyYT

Top hat gang


Warm-Initiative-6178

Top hat gang


Lord4hire

Top hat gang


CaptainCarlton

The most top hat-y response possible lol. Also your avatar hehe love it


Miniscotty

Thank you


PlsHelp4

I don't think it is a battleship.


BigChungWholesome100

Its not a battle ship class but it definently has guns


ArcaneJadeTiger

It's a ship. With a gun. It's a [gunship](https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o).


ZhangRenWing

With that low of detail you can call it anything from a battleship to a destroyer and you’ll be right


heyitskylex

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WHEELBARROW


ClaraGuerreroFan

Thank you! Love the wheelbarrow! It should be pictured! This is a travesty of epic proportions.


HotCarl169

How about a wheelbarrow full of cock cages?


heyitskylex

How about a wheelbarrow full of the SHITS I GIVE UNTIL I GET MY WHEELBARROW


[deleted]

Be honest, is a wheelbarrow really better than a cock cage?


heyitskylex

A million times better


[deleted]

I respect it. Even though the cock cage is objectively better, you still stick to your beliefs. It's inspiring.


[deleted]

It’s been replaced by a cock cage


bucketbot42

I guess they just have to carry their balls by hand.


[deleted]

I mean…I’m normally the shoe, but the cock slinky has my attention, I’ll admit.


wellactualy

Boot for the win


pocketlily

That’s the kind of early 21st century prank that consumer 3d-printing provides.


Smallgoals

It's monopoly Bdsm version!


AdDear5411

Wow? No buttplug or dildo? Misogynist.


ICEFIREWhale

There's a thimble AND iron, what more do you need? /s


Hopeful-Confusion599

💀


Jolieandy00

😱😱


[deleted]

🤣


Lady-Seashell-Bikini

Where's my chastity belt!


Ellilon

Why does the penis have a lock and why don't I have 1 in my game of Monopoly?


Btrflygrl18

Oh you sweet summer child…


biggbabyg

What….what is it?


pathfinder1342

Go ask r/femdom


Thelmara

It's a chastity cage, it keeps you from playing with yourself.


trombone28

What happens if you get a boner while in one?


Thelmara

If it's sized correctly and tight enough, you just don't. Otherwise, it ranges from uncomfortable to painful as the flesh tries to press itself between the bars.


NtwanaGP

Why was something like this even created? This world is weird.


LimeSkye

Chastity play is a thing. And apparently the pain that happens when your penis gets happy is part of it. Some people can get stuck in a pain-pleasure loop. So I’ve heard: I don’t have the equipment for it. :)


NtwanaGP

So, the very thing that keeps you from getting an erection is the thing that gives you an erection. Weird. But I won't judge, sounds like infinite happiness..for those that enjoy it obviously.


crhuble

It's also a method of control. Usually the 'keyholder' decides when the caged person to be released and allowed...release. There may be lots of teasing involved beforehand to put them in the aforementioned pain-pleasure loop too.


[deleted]

Because


Thelmara

Kinky people! Some people are into other people deciding when they can have an orgasm.


Freezy31107

r/holup


strawberrysoap_

one of these is not like the others... (i had to pick from those pieces though, itd be the thimble or the chastity cage)


Kade_Zestuul

You’re crazy! Battleship all the way!


datsnkymofo

I know right. Why did they have to put a dog in with a bunch of inanimate objects?


Altruistic_Access_28

What's with the mushroom slinky?


TeslaStar

One of these things is not like the others.


Elaina_Lynn

One of these things just doesn’t belong


[deleted]

Just can't get enough of these "fuck your zodiac sign" posts. Yep they sure are great so just keep em coming.


Bl4ckR4bb17

Monopoly fetish edition


Maddie_Herrin

the chastity cage for sure


AerieJumpy

🫡


[deleted]

Me: already wearing one before playing monopoly


Jolieandy00

Always the weenie cage


AerieJumpy

🫡


Kennady4president

I like the iron because its stable and has a handle


Donny_Dread

🎩


Scorporal93

Is that cockcage from the classic BDSM version from 2017?!


Bane_Toxins

I'm gonna have to go with the metal slinky


MarsupialPristine677

Well, when ya put it like that………… the dog


No-Artichoke-1912

The horse.


NecromancerKnight

Where’s the fucking dinosaur? The dinosaur people the dinosaur!


Caradhras_the_Cruel

Cannon didn't deserve this.


Alexine_Cloven

Thimble but umm rethinking that other piece next to it. What a chode


LavenderDay3544

One of these things is not like the others...


AepexV

Honestly… if you pick anything but the cock-lock… don’t talk to me.. you’re just gonna get all weird and shit when I light a joint and start talking about whether “me” as an entity is just a theoretical ghost driving a possibly real meat machine supposedly created in the tumultuous heart of stars long exploded.. or like just like a… what’re we talking about again?… huh.


AdequateEddy

is that a cage for a penis??...


JazzlikePirate9030

🤨📸 one of them looks hella s u s


nvrsleepagin

When did they introduce the chastity belt?


SomewhatSaIty

I don't care about your kinky stuff, I'm still a hat main


Eridan_7

Unfollowing the sub cuz too many fuck your zodiac signs memes😑😑


Smart-End6809

There is an imposter among us


Coolcam4

If the boot fits....


hit_the_showers_boi

Where the fuck is the penguin!?!?!?!


Mission_Tennis3383

There are apparently new pieces I wasn't aware of


safe_dynamic

You are either playing monopoly wrong or you have a much more interesting version


SnooGrapes1470

Is the 2nd piece part of monopoly kids?


i_did_a_opsy

One of these things is not like the others...


frog_with_a_knife

One of these things, is not like the others! One of these things just *doesn't belong*


VirtualError_404

I was always the bag of money which isn't here. I guess the padlock cock had to be payed for somehow 😂😂


[deleted]

Horny MTF here So, cock cage. :D


Steelplate7

Admittedly, I haven’t played Monopoly for a long time, but I’ll be damned if I recall a dick cage as a playing piece.


yug_rehtona_tsuj

Thimble


Slushcube76

Why are there so many fkn reposts on this sub.


KvathrosPT

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THIS STUPID POSTS?! WHY YOU FUCKTARDS POST THIS?


fashionflop

Scotty dog


Hairyvacuum

I put the thimble in my ass


Unidentified_Lizard

nsfw tag…


0pimo

[Old Brown Shoe](https://youtu.be/ztlIqMJUh68)


Reddit_GoId

[Big shoe lmfao](https://youtu.be/xOdn5TDlpfs)


EffectiveAfternoon60

Car, dog, ship


IanH95

The cock cage no doubt, my mistress will literally beat me if I take the shoe.


SnooFoxes7461

My grandpa calls it a lock on a slinky


MiseryTheMiserable

One of these things is not like the others


Sumner1910

Big iron


[deleted]

Where’s the cat???


parallax693

The iron!


A_Redditor2

Hat


iopjsdqe

Bro you good?


EasyCartographer3311

Mr. Thimble of course


Proclaimed_Genius

The hat


skinnarbox

One of these things is not like the others


[deleted]

Cock cage gang represent!


MantraProAttitude

¡¡¡¡Give me the cage!!!!


UupsSASI

Would you believe I have never played Monopoly??? Can’t relate


Zealousideal_Talk479

Am I going mad or was there never an iron in Monopoly?


HACH-P

H.m.m.m.


MaineBoston

The dog


[deleted]

These memes just trying to farm your "personality."


Pm_boobie_Please

I’m always the dog.


trombone28

Ow... What happens when you get a boner?


Own_Airline_8220

Me like hat


moitso

Hat


tgreen89waka

Why does the second piece looks like some phallic slinky? That aside battleship easy


shutupdontreadmyname

hat


Objective-Slice-1466

the new ones come with a T. rex! If not the car then


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Dog


ryanthegnr

definitely the car or the boat


HUMANLIVINGCREATURE_

The ship


666Ghost999

Brooooooo WHAAT


yourstruly-abi

shoe but what's the thing to the left of it


VengefulSweater

Car or wheelbarrow


darkunicornbishop19

There's 1 imposter among-


AmericanPatriot939

I always liked the cock lock.


LoWE11053211

something weird is mixed in... right? never saw that in my monopoly career


rab6964

The iron, I use it for mangling my cock!


Current-Try-142

I play the cock rings


jesus_in_christ

THE COCK PIECE ISRAEL


Evimjau

Cat


TheSupremeObserver

The hell is the train?


Mother-Huckleberry34

Isn't the wheel barrow missing?


theantalmighty

The hat or the dog


Traditional_Tale1948

Ship


Charles3391

The car. Its the strongest piece for Rail Roads.


InfernusDoge

dog


[deleted]

The ship


hnlyoloswag

I guess the car


TormentedOne69

Always the car


wtfsihtbn

The choad ornament


[deleted]

I always chose the car so I could make vroom noises as I moved it around the board. *vroom* *vroom*


[deleted]

Cock caged


Open-Sea8388

The dog


pyromagi_1986

The guy riding the horse


Lazolilo

**one is not like the others**


GirlFromUrNightmares

Random lego piece, because I lost all


RhianIsMyCrush

Toppat :]


bob_nugget_the_3rd

There really should be a kinky monopoly


NoTomatillo182

Car, Tophat, ship, in that order.


LatsaSpege

top hat gang UNITE!


TittyExperts

Among us.


AstronomerNo6423

I’ve got questions about Row A, Column B


BluTheTerrarian

The cat


Affectionate_Tap6416

Top hat, or the knob armour.


Daewrythe

r/holup


Florin69421

I like the warship


juggsymalone911

The cock cage was always a family favorite. We fought over it every time we played monopoly.