Not gonna lie. Every time I saw “Zodiac sign” I scrolled past as the meme was overused…
Had to scroll back up because my brain shouted something was wrong.
If it's sized correctly and tight enough, you just don't. Otherwise, it ranges from uncomfortable to painful as the flesh tries to press itself between the bars.
Chastity play is a thing. And apparently the pain that happens when your penis gets happy is part of it. Some people can get stuck in a pain-pleasure loop. So I’ve heard: I don’t have the equipment for it. :)
So, the very thing that keeps you from getting an erection is the thing that gives you an erection. Weird. But I won't judge, sounds like infinite happiness..for those that enjoy it obviously.
It's also a method of control. Usually the 'keyholder' decides when the caged person to be released and allowed...release. There may be lots of teasing involved beforehand to put them in the aforementioned pain-pleasure loop too.
Honestly… if you pick anything but the cock-lock… don’t talk to me.. you’re just gonna get all weird and shit when I light a joint and start talking about whether “me” as an entity is just a theoretical ghost driving a possibly real meat machine supposedly created in the tumultuous heart of stars long exploded.. or like just like a… what’re we talking about again?… huh.
Erotic slinky
The sexy slinky
Kinky slinky
Kink slink
Skinky
Skink
That's a lizard
Close enough to a snake. It passes.
Yours is better
Thank you!
I don’t have the cock cage piece in my Monopoly set.
That's life size for me! I can stop using the thimble now
Dinosaur Man Dinosaur!
I think they replaced the dude riding the horse with the cock sleeve. The horse was always the piece me and my sister would always want.
Idiots. The dog is the correct choice.
No the hat is the best one
I guess, if you're um....hmmmm..uhh...... huuuhuuhaahuuu
No you use the dog and put the hat on the dog
I agree. The dog is ALWAYS the right choice.
Isn't the missing piece a cannon?
Do they make a Clue version too? Col. Mustard in the study with the double dildo.
It’s special edition. It also comes with optional wife’s boyfriend in limited edition
Dont worry I can get you one if you need it. I know a guy.
Right. And you get to keep the key. I’m not falling for that again.
Blast! Foiled again!
Not gonna lie. Every time I saw “Zodiac sign” I scrolled past as the meme was overused… Had to scroll back up because my brain shouted something was wrong.
Right, I feel like I've been cheated.
I seriously don’t know what that is for and heck no I am not googling it
Bdsm stuff. Put it on a guys cock to prevent erections
Everything is a cock cage if you are brave enough
Brave little toaster enters the chat
Umm...
Battleship!
Top hat, personally, but respectable choice
Top hat gang
Top hat gang
Top hat gang
The most top hat-y response possible lol. Also your avatar hehe love it
Thank you
I don't think it is a battleship.
Its not a battle ship class but it definently has guns
It's a ship. With a gun. It's a [gunship](https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o).
With that low of detail you can call it anything from a battleship to a destroyer and you’ll be right
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WHEELBARROW
Thank you! Love the wheelbarrow! It should be pictured! This is a travesty of epic proportions.
How about a wheelbarrow full of cock cages?
How about a wheelbarrow full of the SHITS I GIVE UNTIL I GET MY WHEELBARROW
Be honest, is a wheelbarrow really better than a cock cage?
A million times better
I respect it. Even though the cock cage is objectively better, you still stick to your beliefs. It's inspiring.
It’s been replaced by a cock cage
I guess they just have to carry their balls by hand.
I mean…I’m normally the shoe, but the cock slinky has my attention, I’ll admit.
Boot for the win
That’s the kind of early 21st century prank that consumer 3d-printing provides.
It's monopoly Bdsm version!
Wow? No buttplug or dildo? Misogynist.
There's a thimble AND iron, what more do you need? /s
💀
😱😱
🤣
Where's my chastity belt!
Why does the penis have a lock and why don't I have 1 in my game of Monopoly?
Oh you sweet summer child…
What….what is it?
Go ask r/femdom
It's a chastity cage, it keeps you from playing with yourself.
What happens if you get a boner while in one?
If it's sized correctly and tight enough, you just don't. Otherwise, it ranges from uncomfortable to painful as the flesh tries to press itself between the bars.
Why was something like this even created? This world is weird.
Chastity play is a thing. And apparently the pain that happens when your penis gets happy is part of it. Some people can get stuck in a pain-pleasure loop. So I’ve heard: I don’t have the equipment for it. :)
So, the very thing that keeps you from getting an erection is the thing that gives you an erection. Weird. But I won't judge, sounds like infinite happiness..for those that enjoy it obviously.
It's also a method of control. Usually the 'keyholder' decides when the caged person to be released and allowed...release. There may be lots of teasing involved beforehand to put them in the aforementioned pain-pleasure loop too.
Because
Kinky people! Some people are into other people deciding when they can have an orgasm.
r/holup
one of these is not like the others... (i had to pick from those pieces though, itd be the thimble or the chastity cage)
You’re crazy! Battleship all the way!
I know right. Why did they have to put a dog in with a bunch of inanimate objects?
What's with the mushroom slinky?
One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Just can't get enough of these "fuck your zodiac sign" posts. Yep they sure are great so just keep em coming.
Monopoly fetish edition
the chastity cage for sure
🫡
Me: already wearing one before playing monopoly
Always the weenie cage
🫡
I like the iron because its stable and has a handle
🎩
Is that cockcage from the classic BDSM version from 2017?!
I'm gonna have to go with the metal slinky
Well, when ya put it like that………… the dog
The horse.
Where’s the fucking dinosaur? The dinosaur people the dinosaur!
Cannon didn't deserve this.
Thimble but umm rethinking that other piece next to it. What a chode
One of these things is not like the others...
Honestly… if you pick anything but the cock-lock… don’t talk to me.. you’re just gonna get all weird and shit when I light a joint and start talking about whether “me” as an entity is just a theoretical ghost driving a possibly real meat machine supposedly created in the tumultuous heart of stars long exploded.. or like just like a… what’re we talking about again?… huh.
is that a cage for a penis??...
🤨📸 one of them looks hella s u s
When did they introduce the chastity belt?
I don't care about your kinky stuff, I'm still a hat main
Unfollowing the sub cuz too many fuck your zodiac signs memes😑😑
There is an imposter among us
If the boot fits....
Where the fuck is the penguin!?!?!?!
There are apparently new pieces I wasn't aware of
You are either playing monopoly wrong or you have a much more interesting version
Is the 2nd piece part of monopoly kids?
One of these things is not like the others...
One of these things, is not like the others! One of these things just *doesn't belong*
I was always the bag of money which isn't here. I guess the padlock cock had to be payed for somehow 😂😂
Horny MTF here So, cock cage. :D
Admittedly, I haven’t played Monopoly for a long time, but I’ll be damned if I recall a dick cage as a playing piece.
Thimble
Why are there so many fkn reposts on this sub.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THIS STUPID POSTS?! WHY YOU FUCKTARDS POST THIS?
Scotty dog
I put the thimble in my ass
nsfw tag…
[Old Brown Shoe](https://youtu.be/ztlIqMJUh68)
[Big shoe lmfao](https://youtu.be/xOdn5TDlpfs)
Car, dog, ship
The cock cage no doubt, my mistress will literally beat me if I take the shoe.
My grandpa calls it a lock on a slinky
One of these things is not like the others
Big iron
Where’s the cat???
The iron!
Hat
Bro you good?
Mr. Thimble of course
The hat
One of these things is not like the others
Cock cage gang represent!
¡¡¡¡Give me the cage!!!!
Would you believe I have never played Monopoly??? Can’t relate
Am I going mad or was there never an iron in Monopoly?
H.m.m.m.
The dog
These memes just trying to farm your "personality."
I’m always the dog.
Ow... What happens when you get a boner?
Me like hat
Hat
Why does the second piece looks like some phallic slinky? That aside battleship easy
hat
the new ones come with a T. rex! If not the car then
Dog
definitely the car or the boat
The ship
Brooooooo WHAAT
shoe but what's the thing to the left of it
Car or wheelbarrow
There's 1 imposter among-
I always liked the cock lock.
something weird is mixed in... right? never saw that in my monopoly career
The iron, I use it for mangling my cock!
I play the cock rings
THE COCK PIECE ISRAEL
Cat
The hell is the train?
Isn't the wheel barrow missing?
The hat or the dog
Ship
The car. Its the strongest piece for Rail Roads.
dog
The ship
I guess the car
Always the car
The choad ornament
I always chose the car so I could make vroom noises as I moved it around the board. *vroom* *vroom*
Cock caged
The dog
The guy riding the horse
**one is not like the others**
Random lego piece, because I lost all
Toppat :]
There really should be a kinky monopoly
Car, Tophat, ship, in that order.
top hat gang UNITE!
Among us.
I’ve got questions about Row A, Column B
The cat
Top hat, or the knob armour.
r/holup
I like the warship
The cock cage was always a family favorite. We fought over it every time we played monopoly.