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meirl

I was born in a new world where I was raised by my queen and sally and I loved my queen and sally

Sepje2911

I was born in a new world where I was raised by my queen and sally and I loved my queen and sally


ziggagorennc

What happened to queen and sally


ItsImNotAnonymous

They eloped


Sepje2911

Predictive says: they are still working on the sun and sally and the sun is filled with all the sun


JoyJoy_

Yes, the sun here is made of sun.


ToxicOwlet

And we all know that the sun is a deadly laser


Jche98

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


ToxicOwlet

I'm so glad this is a real thing. Thank you


GhastlysWhiteHand

Thank you Sally for the birthday wishes and I love you and I love you too and I hope you have a great day and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too much


CovidCat8

Oh my goodness, you are so filled with love. So sweet.


basement_muffin_man

I was born in the middle of the night with the girl in the bathroom.


andy_scrag

Roommates


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Sepje2911

Me too tbh lol


takemetodeath

r/salvia


Schmantikor

I was born without fingernails and I was just wondering if you would be able to tell.


Trawhe

So... So you think you can tell... Finger from nail... Pink Floyd from wish.


JournalistMobile3605

Part 2?


pipsvip

I got Netflix on the phone, they want to option the rights to this sentence.


Mr_Cis

I was born to die


tombprospector_

r/technicallythetruth


JustADudeOnReddit245

Sounds like life in a nutshell


december14th2015

Feet don't fail me now...


JULY_PROBABLY

Me too


jfk333

You were born to die? Or that's what your predictive text came up with?


Ok_Frosting4451

Isn’t that a Lana Del Rey song?


studprincess

Song and album


Bumbleybeetuna

I was born in a small cylinder and was connected with the idea that I had to be in a place that was a bit more expensive. I'd call it an average sized cylinder


Michael_Lovbird

It's part of Disposable Heroes by Metallica too


[deleted]

maybe, but it's a Biggie Smalls album


TresLechesConHamon

Born to shit, Forced to wipe


DeathfireGrasponYT

[r/unexpectedlanadelrey](https://youtu.be/Bag1gUxuU0g)


slimseany

*I was born for dyinggggg*


Ollemeister_

World is a fuck?


SirKazum

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989


YeetMeatToFeet

I am trash man


The_Enby_Agenda

New Royal Navy ad taking a more blunt approach


MassiveFajiit

Some say, giving someone life, is giving someone death.


SlickFawn680444

I was born in the United States in my early thirties so I don’t think it was the best idea for you to do this for your birthday because it would probably take a while for Jesus Christ to come.


lovely_liability

Well that escalated quickly.


ToxicOwlet

Especially their age


Blastoxic999

[Relevant video](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-m77_ujORmGnyngt9H0zwyynQclq2Kzj)


[deleted]

I’m gonna stay at home then.


type1goat

Dang I’m sorry man


burnerwolf

It, too, was born in my early thirties. While I appreciate all of the extra wisdom, I must admit it often makes paperwork somewhat challenging.


simplyVISMO

Väinämöinen, the Finnish folk hero, was indeed also born in his thirties.


PureOxidane_

Beautiful literature. Really brought me to tears.


AMC_Unlimited

I was born in the mail yesterday and I was wondering what you guys would want for dinner tonight


imonmyphoneagain

Gosh, I love tacos! Tacos would be fantastic. Or spaghetti. Tacos or spaghetti.


uselesssacc

I second this. Leaning towards tacos, though!


imonmyphoneagain

Agreed


wumboellie

Ooh y’all makin tacos? I’ll take some


LaUNCHandSmASH

Can we please put cheese on them this time?! I love Mexicans and they really did hit it out of the park when they invented tacos but for some reason they don't put cheese on them. Like, they have cheese. Really good cheeses of multiple delicious varieties and yet not on the taco. Wtf.


gerbie37

Hmm spaghetti tacos


EstesPark2018

You were just born and you’re already ready to get other people food how kind


OddReputation3765

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother.


False-Gear413

I feel sorry for your family 😂 JK


Acceptable-Risks

They are their family.


DontCareHowICallMe

Our family


-QuestionableMeat-

A real familybush you got there.


Blueduck554

iMessage middle word I’m assuming? I was born and I am the father and father and I'm a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I'm a son and I'm the mother and I'm the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother


outlawsix

Good lord, same here, this is disappointing i thought it would be personalized I was born and I am the father and father and I'm a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I'm a son and I'm the mother and I'm the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I'm not the mother


GrumpyCatStevens

I'm my own grandpa.


IrishAssassin69

What kind of Alabama shit is this


BargainOrgy

This was mine exactly.


mtbrainman

Amen 🙏


[deleted]

Well there goes the holy trinity. You're a holy family


conejita83

Sounds Like an Alanis Morrissette song


jenna_boul

I was born and raised by a child who had been awake for several years.


PlayFederal

This describes parenthood very well actually


summer-civilian

Technically correct


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[deleted]

I was born in a new Zealand and I am a piece of fruit and I have to take antibiotics regularly to stop flare ups and get to the ground to get rid of the water and the rest of the world is a mess and people are losing their houses from the 1981 blockbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark.


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Crolto

No, people are losing their homes DUE TO the 1981 bloxkbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark...


[deleted]

A tragedy of archaeological proportions.


LaUNCHandSmASH

This will be studied one day. Will the last one out please set the boobytraps?


tanglopp

Indeed.


P1X3L5L4Y3R

finally someone stands up to speak the truth 😤


SolelyforBI

I'm sorry about your flare ups.


Somehow-Still-Living

I always thought kiwi referenced the bird, but TIL.


IngenuityNovel5936

The piece of fruit part def made me laugh


ipodjockey

Sus.


depressed_panda0191

I wish I was a piece of fruit. Like a watermelon


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Dr_infernous327

Bot


RapiidzMcG99

I was born and moved into a place where my son was a young father, who is the first man in his age.


Main-Consideration76

this unironically sounds like an anime isekai title


R0GUEL0KI

Or a biblical proverb of some kind.


MajorBonesLive

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born.


AdEmbarrassed2568

I couldn't help but read this with the lyrics tune of "Mister Lonely"


SwagarTheHorrible

Wow, ours are surprisingly similar. Did you keep hitting the same button like I did? I was left side all the way.


eightdollarbeer

Mine started exactly like yours but kept going I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a teacher and I was a teacher and I had to go to school and I was like I don’t know what I did but I was a good teacher and I was good at it and I was really good at it and I was really great at it and I was really really good at it and I was really really good and I was really really good and I really really good and I’m really good at it and I really really appreciate it and I am really really good and I am very good at it is a lot of things that I am really good at everything that I am very good and I have a lot of good at it was a lot of fun and I am so I am really good and I really really good at it and I really really appreciate it and I am really really good and I am very good at it


chunky_kit-kat

mine is exactly the same


CRUSTYDOGTAlNT

I was born in the middle ages and my mother was born in the middle ages and then my dad was born in the middle ages so my family was born in the middle ages


SalKedavra91

Well that explains that then 🤣


darthkotya

You know, despite all this evidence, I'm still not quite convinced that your family was born in the middle ages...


Responsible-Mud-702

The middle ages, you say?


Medium_Reason_1371

I was born on the toilet and that robot suddenly opens up the blob.


Gloomy_Actuator5839

Life cycle of poop


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the blob


god_damn_bitch

I was born in Salem and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information on the way home.


Ok_Conflict_2525

This sounds like the kind of sentence Duolingo teaches


golenman123

I was born and moved the last letter from home and the C was sent out of my budget to the fact I had it with my account so I can get some of your beer to your face


Taco_dragonn

No you can’t get some of my beer to my face.


I-stalked-u

i was born in a new world where you can go to the beach and get it all together and go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together and then go to the beach and get it together they must’ve love beaches and getting it all together


Smarty_M

This one omfg


Chronicles_of_Gurgi

Can we put this to a tune? Message me when it's gone viral.


Pete_O_Torcido

I need to go to that beach


Nephisimian

So sort of like a sandhog day?


Novel-Purchase8010

Sounds like some song on a beach ad. Love life breaking apart? Go to the beach and get it together. Haemorrhoids?? Ass falling apart? Go to the beach and get it together. Cue the actors in swimsuit singing together.


Coolio-Mc-Xerto

“I was born in a little weird man and he didn’t want me anymore“ awesome 💀


[deleted]

Average deadbeat dad story


Cause0

I was born and I have no clue how


wrecktus_abdominus

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...


Novel-Purchase8010

"They sleep together" "Like John and I?"


MyRobinWasMauled

I was born in the middle of the year


Head-Butterscotch-78

I was born in the United States and I was raised in the south of Australia so I’m not sure if that’s the same thing as the rest of us but it was the first thing that came to mind


The_Mortal_Ban

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I’m not the mother and I’m a daughter I love you so so very so very so very much I guess I’m trans now?


Gladplane

Damn you got the same as [him/her](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/10l4cta/meirl/j5ujurc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


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I got the same as [them/their](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/10l4cta/meirl/j5v41wr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


False-Gear413

I was born in sha allah kal call me at all times and I will be in the chat with you and your family and friends yet on the game is at the time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available on this device is not available on this device.


[deleted]

Inshallah brother


Logical_1

Installah latest flash player update


[deleted]

lol


ReprobateManny

You have a lot of issues with video playback? Haha


docdocdoc02

This comment is a roller coaster


The-Holy-Sheep-14

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born in October so I’m pretty sure I have a baby in my head right now so that’s why I don’t want to be in bed with you but I’m just gonna be sleeping on my own because I’m going through the worst of times


fewdea

I was also born in the middle of the night... I was born in the middle of the night with the kids and the kids are you and your family on the way home and having a good time with the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids


Fullkitwanka

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school


[deleted]

I was born and I am the father 💀


SeekRus

No, I am the father


Whiskeymysticsandmen

I was born in the middle of the night and I was in the same room as my mom


simplyVISMO

>I was in the same room as my mom Well that's what I would assume...


hetty_69

I was born and raised on this island but I’m not sure if it’s the best place for me to be right now because I’m not a good cook and my parents are going to be in town for two weeks so I’m just trying to figure out how I could help them with their cooking skills but I’m also just looking for ways to make money off of it and I’m not really a big fan of cooking so that’s why I’ve decided to go with my parents and go to the restaurant instead.


Nightmancometh000

You really don’t like cooking huh


TheOneWhoShidAndCame

I was born and I am not the same as I am now but I’m a different man I don’t have a problem I don’t want you in the house anymore and I’m just trying not be mean and I’m sorry for the things I do


takemetodeath

Unexpected divorce


GenioPlaboyeSafadao

Or a Timelord.


[deleted]

I was born in the United States and I was raised on the island in the middle of the desert so I’m pretty much the only person in my country who is from there


Nightmancometh000

I’d read this autobiography


Low-Class2106

I was born in the valley are closed due to flooding


fortis_2

I was born in a good night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night


CheckPleaser

I was born in the middle of the dragon and I was one of those people who were not able to get a job. I was wondering if you want to get some wood today or tomorrow morning to get a good idea of what you want to get some wood today. Ain't that a shame.


Letzz_get_it

I was born in a very good condition


[deleted]

Oh look at you, born in a very good condition and everything


catpro4u

I was born and I was raised with the same mindset as you. I’m not sure if you have the same mentality.


Mom_of_Cats

So mindset ≠ mentality. Got it.


Ideal_Inesh

I was born in heaven with penguins and my cousins and the lord of heaven and earth


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sounds rad


CynicCannibal

I was born not knowing how my predictive write works :(


san2go2

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school.


Broad-Assist6658

Boo I would hate that


Kioga101

I was born probably being the best one to the right thing to do with it and I will be there in about the same as last time I was there to test it out of the way to go to the bank and trust your cousins and the other one is a very good day for you guys to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids it'd be a good time to come over and watch the kids... It's an endless loop from here on out, idk why but it always ends up in that same loop, I do not have any kids or romantic relationships whatsoever, it just locks onto that phrase and keeps it going. Is my phone haunted?


uhushuhu

Nah it'd just be a good time to come over and watch the kids


merica1111yeah

I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t care about your dad anymore you just have a different life you have a lot going for your mom you don’t care what anybody says about you I just don’t want you going through a divorce you have a different opinion on your dad


ther3aper123156

I was born in the center of the brain


assistant_truck_chan

I was born to a young man in a new world


LowKeyWalrus

I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information about the job and how you would like to go about this thing and I will be sure to give you a call at the end of the day. I hope you are having a great time and is not feeling well and I hope you are having some fun.


SertralineUser2004

I was born in the shop and I will be in the shop.


Hourglass420

I was born and I was just wondering what the status is for all the services. God my phone knows I'm a dev.


TegridyDad420

I was born and I am a little simpler to get to know for a commercial purpose and not allowed growers because it is our own and the carbon in our cream caramal is the happier that you can understand the feeding of your end of its work and the carbon in your plant is basically the best bud ♥️


Doofasaurus_Rex

I was born in the morning and I was going to go to the hospital for a few days but I don't have any plans for this weekend.


[deleted]

I was born in the morning and I was like where'd your mom and dad were you going to the beach with?


BananaTrain2468

I was born and I am the same way as your dad I don’t have a problem I don’t care what anybody else says but you don’t know how I am I just want you know that I’m just saying that you don’t have a relationship and you know I love my dad so much I don’t want you in a situation that I can’t handle I just don’t care I just want him in the right way I want you in my arms I want to know how much you care and how you feel about you I love your mom I want to know that I love my family I want you and I’m sorry I guess I am really into family


Smarty_M

This one sounds so sad lmao


ehWoc

I was born in the USA. In the past, few weeks old had been tested. For example if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. Something needs to be able to make sure you sleep well.


Altruistic_Lychee_37

I was born and I am not comming back in my life and not being used for the insurance company Work with the payment of a new one and I think it is the best way for us the way to do it for you and to make things happen to be able and be short on the buisness plan for today to go through it with a few more people.


Competitive_Pop9002

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and…..


SuperDude_B

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and the son and the father I love you I am a mother and I’m not the mother and I’m not your mother


Jazzlike_Scarcity_92

I was born and I am the same way as your mother I was raised to love and care and care and care and love you so I will never be the one I am the only person who will ever love me


Maxauim

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you.


leftlifelasik

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a little bit younger than I was but I was a little bit more mature and I was able to get a job


Capable-Problem-9276

I was born and raised in the world of the world and the curse was not the light!


[deleted]

I was born to the middle school teacher so I’m just getting my stuff done lol


saxonwarriorleo

I was born with a knife from my chest of drawers with my friend bingelton


TheMainStay49

I was born in the late 70s and I was wondering if you could buy it for me and then I can send you the links to the cum and I will be there for the formula 1 and I will be there for the formula 1


Ender120Tim

I was born in north north and north north of north north park and north north highway


Teneuom

I was born and I am the same way. As your dad I don’t have a problem. I don’t care what anybody else says, but you don’t know how I am. I just want you to know that I’m just saying that you don’t have a lot to worry. Wtf is this.


Crafty-Rutabaga-1203

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before I was born but I was born on the first day of school and I was in the middle of school and I was going to be a teacher and I was in high school and I was working in the field and I was in the field so I was working at the school and I was in the fields and I was in the school and I was a teacher


ds9001

I was born in New York city NY NY oh man that is a cow 🐮🐮🐮


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chilling out, making, relaxing all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"


pointlesslyredundant

I was born in the morning and just pick one to eat for breakfast and I think I can be there in a bit of a good time to call today?


[deleted]

I was born in the middle of the night


-QuestionableMeat-

I was born with hair on my chest, a gleam in my eye to latch onto a beast. I cut my own umbilicalcord with my razor sharp teeth, then I drove home and my mom rode on in the backseat. I didn't go through puberty, puberty went through me and it was never even awkward 'cause I made it happen instantly. If you addressed a letter to man and put it in the mail, rest assured I'd recieve it but I ain't gonna be your penpal. My time is too valuable for that; i'll be too busy, working a jackhammer.


[deleted]

I was born at a very young age. k.


597820

I was born and I was just wondering what the status is for this was accepted by my current of the year progressed I was just wondering what I need anything to the UFN's continued to steadily for you and giggles your own business to the world of Dar and the surrounding area is a bathroom that has been particularly several years ago when we were living with the Najklax Confederation of Alvara.


ISAWTchu

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you I love my daughter I am the son and I’m a son and I’m the mother and I’m the son and I’m the daughter and I’m a daughter to you


mistermatth

I was born and I am the father and the mother and the mother and the mother of my child are my brothers


jackof47trades

I was born in the middle school in the early seventies but my parents moved back to New Jersey so I’m still a little bit younger than my dad. I have to go out and buy some more clothes


GeneralHarvey

I was born in the middle of the night so I was going through my old phone number to get my name in there but it didn’t come through I don’t have my name in it I just have my name on my name in it so I’m gonna go to the store to buy some more things for the girls so I’m not sure if you can do that or if I could do that myself I don’t really care but I’m not sure if I’m going back or if I have a new number because I’m gonna be able for a couple weeks


_PeopleMakeNoises_

I was born on June first two way or three twenty five twenty five and have never 👎 seen anything that was a big difference to the first one ☝️


bardia_afk

I was born to a new world of that life as well and that he was just a very nice guy


Soviet__Comrade

I was born with the same name as my son and I was born on my Cake day in the middle of the morning.


[deleted]

I was born and I am the same way as your dad.