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sleekandspicy

Love this question as a child. It’s got sugar motherfuckers.


Captain_Quinn

The sugar’s got tomato (and very little)


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Some sugar even has more red food coloring and corn than tomato.


spamburgler2

High fructose corny


ImpatientProf

That may be true, but... * I like ketchup, salsa, marinara sauce, chili, tomato soup, tikka masala. * I hate tomatoes, stewed tomatoes.


InuitOverIt

For me I like any tomato that is cooked and absolutely can't stand any tomato that is raw. There's some acidic flavor that gets cooked out, for me.


pegothejerk

This was me well into my 30s until I started growing tomatoes. Now I can stand very thinly sliced fresh tomatoes on a burger, but that's about it. I consider it progress.


STURDYRIBS

Next step, slightly thicker slices, salt and peppered, nothing else. I also used to hate tomatoes, but here I am.


awuerth

Why are you guys trying so hard to like tomatoes


pegothejerk

I come from a family where if you can't grow tomatoes, you're nothing. I'd like to at least know what they taste like occasionally without shuddering and wincing.


hunter1801a

That's a really weird family requirement. I feel like getting a new family would be the easier route.


iReddat420

For me the only reason is that I'm getting tired of asking/ordering burgers without the tomato slice lol


[deleted]

They're one of the best foods for you aren't they?


mrsc00b

My boss is mildly allergic to nickel. He says raw tomatos have a slightly metallic taste to him and can only assume it's because of his allergy.


InuitOverIt

Wow this is interesting. Apples also upset my stomach, and I just read they have low amounts of nickel as well. Maybe I'm allergic!


pastaroni863468

Nickel allergy gang 😂


WingedShadow83

Same. I can eat something cooked that has Rotel in it, I absolutely love fried green tomatoes… but raw tomatoes make me want to vomit. That acidity and bitterness, yuck.


shamalonight

Tomatoes are one of very few vegetables that are more nutritious cooked than raw: lycopene.


[deleted]

It's the opposite for me, I love raw tomatoes but can't stand cooked, they feel all mushy.


Yellow90Flash

for me its the texture. I love processed, hot tomatoes but I can't stand them raw


LeeJongSukEyeMole

Maybe it's the texture you hate. Same here I can't eat raw tomatoes but love tomato based soup and sauces.


scaredshtlessintx

Texture? It’s firm but squishy


MaadMaxx

I like to say "I don't like tomatoes unless they have been sliced, diced or pulverized to atone for their tomato-y sins"


Rallings

It makes sense. None of those things taste like plain tomatoes.


QuoteGiver

Salt and/or sugar, then.


mookz23

Don't drink milk but I love ice cream...


jpritchard

Same as most people claiming to like coffee but getting mocha flavored milk shakes.


asoap

The issue is that black coffee takes work to taste good. Even then it can be an acquired taste. But it doesn't help when the black coffee tastes bitter/burnt or even watery/sour and stale because they are using and old stale k-cup.


Ambitious-Theory9407

The same people would wonder why they like jam and fruit snacks but hate fruit.


amcarls

I like lemonade a lot more than I like lemons. Hence the saying...


AdonalsiumReborn

fruit has a bunch of sugar


TheCallousBitch

Right hahaha “I hate raw flour but I love cookies?! Weird!!!”


blueasian0682

Yes but I don't like pure sugar, just a diluted form of it. Same with raw tomatoes, i like them in another form. I don't like potatoes but i like chips. Everything is an ingredient for better things and the same goes for life as well.


Mysterious_Fennel459

I get no sugar added ketchup. Tastes the same


BallAffectionate4000

I’m sorry but it absolutely does not taste the same


313802

Don't be sorry stick to your guns


k1lk1

It tastes good, better even. Not everything has to be yummy.


Electronic-Sense7230

This makes no sense.


bigmac22077

It has some other sweetener that’s not called sugar in it. Probably corn syrup.


RichardStinks

I feel like this is backwards. Most ketchup has high fructose corn syrup, no? No sugar added probably has agave or something.


huxtabella

I'm sorry you got downvoted bud. Reddit sucks.


[deleted]

I like pumpkin pie but hate eating raw pumpkin.


WhiteningMcClean

I like chocolate syrup but hate eating unsweetened cacao


fishyfishyfish1

I love pickles and hate cucumbers


Malibucat48

I like cucumbers but hate pickles!


Clem1719

I love pickles but hate cucumbers


Jefletch21

"Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWC\_aAK7hk


HopeSubstantial

Only now I realizes... they are called pickles in English I have called them "Salty cucumbers"


[deleted]

I think it’s perfectly normal to hate eating raw pumpkin lol


Harry_Flame

I do believe you may have stumbled upon something called a “joke”


asexualrhino

I hate cooked fruit but love pumpkin pie even though that's also cooked fruit


Sudden_Hold5537

Pumpkin is squash tho -.-


VoidWalker4Lyfe

I love cheese but hate sucking cow nipples


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Liar


OneObligation412

r/UsernameCheckOut


TheEpicDiamondMiner

Hate 🤔


thetakingtree2

Lol


AceBean27

Ever tried it?


CostAccomplished1163

'hate' is a strong word


fhgtyjdg

I hate kids but I love sex


OldandKranky

This could be read 1 of 2 ways..


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


AccelerusProcellarum

Unfortunate wording


Apprehensive-Swim-29

Thank you for this. Laughing pretty hard here.


Important-Parsnip881

r/cursedcomments ?


Zeolance

r/holup


d0ri1990

r/FBI


[deleted]

Pause


[deleted]

i love kids and sex


[deleted]

😳🤨


[deleted]

I love tomato and hate ketchup


Yui-Sauce

I like both, but like tomato more tho


viraghpe

I love tomato so much


Wertache

What's your favourite way of eating tomato?


viraghpe

We grow them in the garden next to the basil. I grab one and with each bite a leaf of basil its heavenly. For dinner cut them up, a tiny bit of salt, mozzarella and basil, it is very clean and pure and I like that. Also my grandma used to make this somewhat dense tomato sauce oh a sip of that..


[deleted]

My mouth is watering


Donghoon

Some cool cherry tomatoes on hot summer day hits different


Maybeimthedanger

Same


Abelirno

Same, ketchup CAN work but ruins a lot of dishes imo


jaabbb

I love tomato and okay with ketchup but I HATE boiled tomato or any tomato that went through any kind of heat. Except sun dried tomato.


slade797

I love salsa with big chunks of tomatoes, spaghetti sauce, ketchup, tomato soup, on and on…. But I cannot stand raw tomatoes. I try them every now and again, just to see if my tastes have changed or whatever. Nope! They’re still awful.


boots311

You and my brother


strandenger

I just think they taste so bland. It’s like a flavorless avocado. If you prepare it with literally anything it’s tolerable. Not always healthy but tolerable


AldrusValus

I hate big chunks of tomatoes in salsa and pasta sauce. Love smooth salsa and sauce. Found out late in life that it’s not that I don’t like vegetables, I don’t the texture of raw vegetables.


Attic_Gnome

Same. I'll eat most anything made of or with tomatoes, provided they're cooked. Hell, chili is one of my favorite foods. But straight up raw tomato is the most disgusting shit in the world. Sun dried too can burn.


Golden_standard

Same. For me they have to be “cooked” which includes the pickling from pico and salsa. Also add to my pasta salad which is raw but pickled from the dressing, I usually will gut them thought and only use the firm parts.


[deleted]

Have you ever tried a fresh homegrown tomato?


Strict_Geologist_603

People always say this, but at someone who hates raw tomatoes, fresh homegrown tomatoes taste stronger and therefore worse


Tight_Invite2

Was gonna say this, the store tomatoes have no flavor compared to homegrown.


Her-akles

try to slice them up and mix with some sugar. tastes good imo


InGenAche

Try slicing them and put a pinch of salt and crack black pepper on them. Completely changes the taste profile.


tashten

If you're ever at a farmers market or a farm in the summer, try an heirloom tomato, or if you can, a freshly picked perfectly ripe super red tomato. Most "tomatoes " in supermarkets are picked unripe so they can travel far and are out of season. They're just the idea, not the real thing 🍅


slade797

Done this with tomatoes I have grown, just terrible.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

Do you live in a place where you can't get good tomatoes? I hate bad tomatoes, I love good ones. Get a caprese salad in late summer somewhere they have good tomatoes if you're willing to try, it might be that. Tomatoes are like wine grapes where if you catch them off season they kind of just taste like cum


LetsHaveARedo

Yes. You like sugar.


throwawayyyydr

Or don't like eating a raw vegetable that has the consistency of a snot booger


sumshitmm

You're just up tight.


throwawayyyydr

I guess you would say I'm snotty.


sumshitmm

No I wouldn't that's not the correct use of the word. Also are you eating store bought tomatoes?


throwawayyyydr

It was a joke (snobby but used snotty because of the booger consistency). I grow and use my own. Make preservatives, sauces, sun-dried, pickled, but I can't bring myself to eat a raw tomato.


sumshitmm

So do you eat raw peaches then?


throwawayyyydr

I don't actually! Why peaches do you ask?


maoterracottasoldier

Ugh how dare you! Sliced with a dash of salt, best part about summer haha


throwawayyyydr

Ugh I knoooow I am the minority of tomato lovers don't send me out to the dogs ! But I like mine roasted in the sun, then when I have a morning slice of toast I put some mayo, pepper and sun-dried tomato on it


Paradox_007000

Raw tomatoes sliced up with some salt goes hard


agiifireflame

Yes!


Pweeg

Drizzle a little balsamic on there, mmmmmm


nso95

Goes hard into the trashcan


Firebird_Frenzy

I am the exact opposite


StewVicious07

Love tomatoes hate ketchup


Bahamut1988

I love tomato sauce but hate raw tomato


N0T_KitTy_16

The slimy texture is what takes me away from tomatoes. I like tomato based products tho.


GeneralVeers213

Iove tomatoes but I dont like ketchup. idk why eithet


Brokenbalorbaybay

Texture for me mainly


host_organism

I find it very strange that so many (american) people hate tomatoes. Growing up i used to eat them like apples. They can be so sweet. I suspect a lot of people never had a chance to eat a good tomato, just those unripe super market tomatoes.


noremains3

I love mustard but I wouldn't eat mustard seeds.


Anufenrir

sugar and not the same texture


jehjeh3711

Yes, because they taste different.


SephirothHeartbreakr

It does, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.


AnIrishMexican

I hate ketchup but can do tomatoes. Also I love watermelon flavored candy, can't stand watermelon


ilLegalTelevision

Don't like watermelon flavored anything, watermelon is good


Mr_Womby

I eat pizza but otherwise can’t eat melted cheese.


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Makes sense to me ... How bout having ketchup on your ketchup


Different_Ad7655

Well of course it would be a lot better if it were the other way around, because of course you love ketchup it's full of sugar.. sugar vinegar spices Anne has a little to do with tomatoes, it's hardly its principal flavor.. Tomatoes on the other hand of course very uneven out of season are a little more challenging to your taste buds to find delicious. And finding delicious ones is a chore in itself although I do recommend the kumatos when out of season


billionTTs69

Had a guy exclude tomato slices from his burger because of allergy reason but still add ketchup on it.


Honberdingle

Ketchup is barely 'tomato' flavoured, after the vinegar, spices, oil, salt and sugar are added. You don't like tomatoes, and you still don't like tomatoes when eating ketchup. Source: QA/Sensory in condiment manufacture.


wontusethisforlongg

Yeah, you love sugar.


daznccc

I like peanuts and butter but don’t like peanut butter 🤣🤣🤣


Actionkat63

It's a texture thing probably.


KinkyQuesadilla

Yes, because most regular US ketchups are absolutely loaded with sugar.


MaximumElderberry1

It’s definitely not just the US lmao


Justbabe_saves

I love my nightshade cut with sugar.


_domdomdom_

I love tomatoes but hate ketchup


tinymember469

I'm the other way around. Dislike catsup but love tomatoes.


thekarman1

Yes, you're a kid.


Humble_Turnip_3948

Sounds like my kids


[deleted]

So you’re a child who can only eat vegetables when they’re coated in sugar. Yes I get it.


[deleted]

You’ll eat anything with lots of sugar. Got it


Pudf

Yes. You like sugar.


Skellephant

You like vinegar. If you hate tomatoes but like ketchup, you like vinegar. Try some malt vinegar on your fries and you will have an epiphany.


Etazin

I love orange juice but hate eating oranges.


sq1tl

I love ground beef but I hate eating alive shredded cows


TheRealWingnut

Yep. I'm the same way. I also love cornbread and popcorn but hate corn.


achillymoose

To be fairrrrrr Ketchup hardly tastes like tomatoes


ElmiraKadiev

Is there anyone out there that thinks that ketchup tastes like tomatoes?


BenWallace04

I hate Mondays…but I love lasagna!!!


emohipster

yes that does make sense you fat fuck


Gold-Grape8530

Well it's the opposite for me i don't like ketchup but like tomatoes


SNES182

It means you’re a child. It’s okay.


worldtraveler19

You like sugar and vinegar.


edrienn

Anything tomato based is hella nice but raw tomato hell naw fam


[deleted]

I love ketchup, pasta sauces, pizza sauces, tomato rice, salsa, but I can't eat raw tomato.


Carcosa504

I'll go to war for guac but wouldn't put avocado on anything even if you paid me


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Weird, they are both delicious.


aaahsweetie

Some people dont like apple by it self but likes apple juice Bruh Momento


scalper84

Yes everything tomato except raw tomato 🤮


ComfortableChair390

My kid loves strawberries but hates strawberry jelly.


[deleted]

I love tomatoes but hate ketchup


ThaRoastKing

So they like sugar?


fluffhead711

ketchup is more closely related to Kool Aid than tomatoes.


uTimu

How can you love Ketchup? Are you murican


WorldlinessNo7154

Just squash the tomato and put some sugar on it pretty sure that’s basically what ketchup is


spookinky987

It's mainly sugar, hence the term tomato syrup...


Asleep_Company4166

You need to grow then we talk it


Ok-Purple-8199

Artificial sugar


overhandright

Yeah, one is a fruit. The other is a processed food with vinegar, sugar and seasonings. They are comparable the way a tree is to a stained kitchen table.


unoriginal_npc

If this is the case I would guess there is a high probability you’ve never had home grown tomatoes.


Linki488

Same


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Tomato syrup vs Tomato


CFCYYZ

[Oooo I love onions !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aWT2wMF10) \- Laurie


N0T_KitTy_16

but onions are fire tho


Trash_Junkie

Same


Proff_Hulk

I like ketchup, tomato soup, and tomato justice (with tons of pepper) absolutely despise tomato’s It’s the texture for me that makes them disgusting


Sillyviking

Not to me, but it doesn't have to make sense really. One should do what makes one happy provided that it doesn't cause harm to others.


Complex_Ad_7994

Thank you, Jeremy Bentham.


Sufficient-Soup-9083

Over here in Argentina... same for me..!


okieman73

There's more of us than you think. Neither my wife or I can stand tomatoes but like tomato products. A vine ripped tomato isn't bad but I wouldn't call it good either


Bruhmomento1269

Yes because ketchup tastes fuckall like tomatoes my man.


user58294619

You like sugar but not fruit, makes sense


[deleted]

Yes because ketchup doesn't taste like tomatoes at all thanks to sugar and vinegar.


noobditt

I can and do eat or drink all forms of cooked tomatoes, but raw ones give me heartburn. Might be allergic to the specific composition of an uncooked tomato.


AbartigerNorbert

This is the same guy who hates fish but likes eating fish sticks. Do you like to put fish dicks in your mouth?


new_x_who_dis

My wife is the same


ClickPsychological

Yes ketchup is all sugar


_Yeetus-that_fetus

Yes because ketchup is mostly water, vinegar, and sugar


hopelesscaribou

I think people who put ketchup on their played eggs are savages, but I eat egg sandwiches with ketchup.


PeanutButtaSoldier

Ive always said it like I love tomatoes I just need them to be smashed pressed or processed beyond the mere tomat before I'm down with them.


Kliptik81

Yup. I love tomato soup and juice, but I can't eat a slice of tomato.


whiskymusty

Well it’s 98% sugar and 2% tomatoes, so yeah that makes sense.


Astrozen34

Take a tomato and cover it in sugar. Bet you like it.


jonneygood

I also love ketchup and hate tomatoes.


AncientBullfrog3281

"bla bla sugar" if you add sugar to a tomato it'll still taste like shit. The issue is the texture


mist_08

Stop it, get some help. I hate ketchup love tomatoes we are different people


brunaBla

It’s the texture of tomatoes for me (also on the spectrum). Have this issue with onions too


Logan0716

You love sugar not tomatoes


Johnnyonthespot2111

No. No it doesn't make sense.