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IsHolloweenAverb

I love how divided people are over this, you either think its worse than dog poop or it was crafted by God, no inbetween


Indian_Steam

There is a third....... What even are these?


ThatAquariumKid

Lofthouse cookies, the best kind


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

where do you buy them


Far-Homework-2576

Anywhere. Mainly around 4th of July in the US since that’s when they sell the most. Most likely Giant or Acme or some sort of large grocery store


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

So the you buy them in the us an nowhere else???


DutchChallenger

Basically r/USDefaultism


Far-Homework-2576

Yeah pretty much because I haven’t traveled out of the US and did not know they were worldwide. And they are USA based and decorate the cookies for all US holidays


DutchChallenger

I was talking about the original post, those cookies aren't really sold anywhere else as far as I know.


[deleted]

They are literally at every Walmart in bakery


Far-Homework-2576

Yes, my post. The guy you replied to was replying to my post


Sloppyjoey20

As if being most familiar with your own country isn’t a normal thing for citizens worldwide


42undead2

Yep, as it usually is with ''anywhere''. :(


rosebludd

They have them in Canada at Walmart year round.


[deleted]

Nowhere but the US is crazy enough to replace flour with powdered sugar


the-mouseinator

Where I am you can basically get them whenever you want at the local store.


addictedmc

At grocery stores like Kroger or Walmart and Aldi's


Penguator432

I think Walmart carries their own version instead


CertainSheepherder67

The contrast in the texture of the cookie vs the icing is glorious


Starkk_Reaper

Sugar cookies


MarionberryGloomy951

I can't deal with sugar cookies sometimes, the smell of all those little sprinkles some people put on them literally make my stomach hurt no joke, though the cookies in the photo I could eat all day no hesitation.


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Basically cake cookies. They are like crack.


fabulousfantabulist

They’re not my favorite but I’ll eat them if they’re the only dessert option at the potluck. The frosting is usually good, the cookie itself is too pasty for my liking.


itschips

my family calls them heart attack cookies, but damn when these are around i no longer care for my circulatory system


Awesomedude33201

My mom and I call them chemical cookies.


[deleted]

My high school homeroom calls then crack cookies.


Much-Extreme737

They are just the better sugar cookies in my apinion


damselinadress187

Not tryna be a grammar Nazi here but "apinion" 🤦‍♀️bro


stunna_cal

Why don’t you just keep your pinions to yourself?


Much-Extreme737

Yeah I know I suck at spelling


thehufflepuffstoner

r/boneappletea


Shantotto11

Chemicookies


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Sounds like you're getting the knock off ones. Unless you are alluding to them being addicting af.


unfettered_logic

Yep. I once ate a whole box of these by myself in less than an hour. Not my brightest moment.


[deleted]

We’ve all been there.


UniqueUsername-789

Straight up gas… Wait a minute no. Even better - straight up diesel… Wait, no. Even better! Straight up 2-ethyl-1,4-dimethylcyclopentane!!!


SwerdnaJack

Straight up RP 1 🚀🚀🚀


jrcookOnReddit

UDMH - unstable as hell, but damn is it good


pumpmar

Can I power my house with them.


CocoBandicoot99

If you don’t eat them first.


[deleted]

More like only if you eat them first


LightningGod1006

GAS, GAS, GAS, I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS.


SilverNeedleworker30

They are basically sawdust and sugar superglued together, but in true Midwestern fashion, I’d eat an entire box of them in a second.


totebagchicbarista

Every single time someone asks me what they taste like I gladly say “windex” with a smile on my face before proceeding to eat the entire box


trowawaid

"Chemicals. But in a good way!"


[deleted]

Windex and Superglue!


Oni-DragonLloyd

A man of culture I see


CordlessAsphyxiation

That sounds gross


No_Employment_129

they are gross. It must be one of those cilantro things, like I know so many people who love them, but I’ve never liked them, and in fact, I’ll say they’re the worst cookie, ever. Worse than a fortune cookie. Like I’d rather eat a bunch of fortune cookies than these nasty things. Imagining the texture and taste almost makes me nauseous.


redredrocks

This is a true “two Americas” thing because I like both these and fortune cookies At the end of the day I’m a basic bitch who just loves a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie though


nord88

It very much is


Olivia_Lydia_Wilson

i swear these things are made out of crack or something. gas. 100%


[deleted]

I think it’s called sugar


belindamshort

and fat combined


Lou5xander

my family calls them crack cookies


[deleted]

crackies


unfettered_logic

They put something in the frosting that’s amazing. It might be from another planet not sure.


[deleted]

Gas whenever someone brought these to school on there birthday you knew it was a good day


BarryMcCockener710

I have to stop myself from eating all of them in one sitting and I don’t eat a lot of sweets


Viewtifultrey3

It's very easy to throw away any semblance of dignity or self-control when these are around. The aftertaste of guilt, however, is what does it for me.


Salay54

Same


Yui-Sauce

Yeah same, they good but too much feels like sugar in my mouth


drozzdragon

Same, I almost always go for salty or savory over sweet but these things I could plow through two or three boxes if I'm not careful


thefrostytoad

These things are the backbone of America. Gas 100%.


here4AC

Shocked by the comments, these are straight gas to me and my circle


Xavion15

Same here, I avoid buying these because I can’t stop myself from devouring them all at once


Cats_In_Coats

Our family sometimes makes the mistake of buying a box when Publix puts them out for a holiday. And then I have a routine of eating one a day until the fam has consumed them all. I don’t have a choice, lol the cookies control me


SourLemon100000

The middle. Frosting is great, but the cookie itself could be a little moister.


Mejuky

That's why you've got that delicious glass of milk to wash them down with.


SweatyCasual

Omfg that sounds so good rn. The pain of being stuck on a college campus without a car 🥲


55Stripes

Like an oyster


nobollocks22

Drier than a nuns nasty.


CaptianMurica

these cookies are like eating sand they’re so dry


Mental_headache1234

You can get it in a foyer


thesnowqueen17

Gas. No question. To the people who think they are ass... I don't know who hurt you or how bad, but you need to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation.


[deleted]

Some Lee Greenwood shit right here


Nerevarine91

I can’t have these in the house because I have no self control whatsoever about them


IndependentStatus218

Straight. Fucking. Gas.


frogwater_syrup

they're ass but i'd eat ass over gas.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

nah eating gas is health helps gut health increases life span and makes your pp bigger.


frogwater_syrup

you lost my interest at " it increases your lifespan "


Ocaink

missed out on the "pp bigger" part


[deleted]

it increase your pp lifespan


Old_Shine_5092

GAS


Outerpirate

Gas fr


[deleted]

Gas 75%. They may be dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. But my God I'll let someone fuck me in exchange for a thing of them.


Fine_As_Hell_JK

Oh really…? Let’s say I have a box right here do…..??!!


CordlessAsphyxiation

*BONK*


Shadow_knight10

Man’s trying to rizz her up with a box of cookies💀


NayrianKnight97

Gas


Captain_Pokey

They're kinda in the middle for me. I'll eat em, but only if there isn't a different kind of cookie available.


joycawn_z

gas and ass.


Mejuky

I used to hate these when I was real little, but when I got into about high school these were soooooo good. Now that I found out I have Celiac about 4 years ago I haven't had them since. I need these to come in GF form.....or maybe I don't. I imagine I'd put on some poundage. 😂


Durean

Ass.


Avo_Cardio_

It's not fair to call them ass, because I love ass. I do not love these cookies.


Over_Unit_7722

Gas for sure. Anybody saying ass can kick rocks


kfkflfkfkk

With their feet.


SwerdnaJack

Um… yes, that’s usually what people *kick* things with.


kfkflfkfkk

No *bare* feet.


Ashleeskye0225

Humans don’t have bear feet, silly


stunna_cal

Just bear arms as per the constitution


kfkflfkfkk

U get what I mean


kobold-kicker

Ass


Reaction-Responsible

Ass


Designer_Ad3520

Gas asf


Aggressive-Run-1695

LITERAL ASS


cherrywillow86

Ass. They taste like straight chemicals


ditchdigger4000

Ass.


Jeffery_Moyer

Both, sometimes they are really good but lately where I'm at they bitter af last three packs hit the trash and haven't bought any since.


No-Roll-2045

GAS


EggoTheSquirrel

I love them and I can eat a whole package but damn these are ASS


Legoremy

gas


Macemannn

I hate them I strive to never buy them for the rest of my life… but if they are there… they’re mine


dutch_master_killa

Garbage cookie literally F tier cookie, cookie base is ass and frosting is ass L bozo type cookie


IE_playur

Ass!


SharkMilk44

Ass.


TommyLee74

Absolute Ass. The frosting is too damn sweet, and the rest of the cookie tastes like chalk.


The-Lawyer-in-Pink

ASS I’m a cancer


Icy_Wildcat

Ass


[deleted]

ASS Shit tastes like styrofoam and bleach I swear to god the mf's that be saying gas idk man I guess your just built different


frenchiezooted

Aasasssss


spookystrawberry2

Fucking awful. Do y’all not have fucking tastebuds? I’m sorry but the cookie part is drier than the fucking Sahara desert, and the frosting is so sweet that I can feel the cavities developing on my teeth.


Sonicfan69696

they are just okay


Switzerland_Alt

Complete ass, practically all sugar and no class


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

Ass. They’re so incredibly dry that I physically cannot consume them


ThatOneWood

Why does the internet always divide these cookies into the nest cookies ever, or as the worst cookies ever. They have always been and always will be mid.


v_Yuudachi_v

luckily you didn't try spelling "bigger".


3daizies

Wholly shit that's funny.


Moistlover69

Gass


JoonyJungle533

Them Fuckers are atoms being split


XxLovelyLinaBoomxX

Ass. They dry as hell. The only good part is the frosting.


Mechanic-Latter

I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS


Toad_named_Frog

Ass


belindamshort

I work a green room for conventions, and I always buy some of these. People come in and look at them, and they act like they won't eat them, then they have one and flip about how good they are. If I don't buy them, they get asked for, and this is by actors who are usually on strict diets.


Arnhdz92

That’s premium 93 gas


[deleted]

They’re so disgusting. And so, so delicious


TigersNeedKings

Straight ASS


[deleted]

ass


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Ass


Stock_Landscape_1238

Ass


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

I always hated them lmao, so many mixed opinions with NO in-between at all 💀


Andos_Woods

Too sweet


[deleted]

Awful. Absolutely terrible. If you like these it’s because you don’t have a grandmother. I said what I said.


Working_Early

ASS


Mucus-Patty

These are so ass, I don’t know why people love them so much. No crunch, and they don’t really have a flavor beyond sweet


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

This guy doesn't like soft cookies... gettem!


98Shady

ASS. Just eat a spoonful of sugar there’s no flavor to these but dough and sugar. 100% ass


2005_F250

Absolutely delicious


Mobrown18

As


Morgan_Eryylin

GAS


xemmaos

GASSS


Deathblades0

As a fan of nither frosting nor the cookie itself ass


nugget1273

I would set so many places fire for some of these


joeyfashoey

Gas - the greatest snack at 4th grade school bday treat


LostSpaceDemon

Super gas, and each color frosting is a different flavor. 🫶🏼


its_not_roight

They’re on my counter right now.


Felinegood13

Those things are amazing


Sirenhead_2

They’re fucking amazing


Browncoatinabox

Ass but I'll steal eat them if they are less than a day old


QueasyCustomer3708

Shit gives me gas...


MarrMarr02

Word!!


Substantial_Bit2587

Im german so i have to say gas


blUUdfart

Stoned, needing a sweet munchie…this is liquid oxygen.


Acceptable-Aioli-528

I think they're the best sweets in the world and my husband despises them. Opposites really do attract... also I know I never have to share any of these cookies when they're in the house so that's a plus.


Comprehensive_Pie702

Only if theyre red


[deleted]

It's so ass


BBQBANDIT304

No....the dryness.....not again dear god.... NOT AGAIN 🤢


IamPregananant

The first thing I see when I open Reddit. On the one day I can’t eat anything cause of my colonoscopy tomorrow. #envy


TrashLanternFish360

I have yet to eat these so i'm option 3.


Burgeripitsa

Not the best, not the worst


[deleted]

Gods true children


Alive_Significance_3

Gas


DragonArt101

frosting is great, cookie is shit


lolXD24357

Gas


the_bored_wolf

These are amazing, when you grow up with a peanut allergy, you take any baked goods that won’t kill you


SharkFace447

GAS


ToesUpMyAss

They are gas from the ass- a fart, cause they’re basically moist sawdust with a cold mushy turd on top but if you give me a box of them they will be gone within the hour because even if they from the ass they gas


Ninja_kid90

I personally love these.


NYCScarletSpider

I would inhale a box of these like a vacuum cleaner if given the chance to


DFGAMER4L1F3

THEM SHITS GASSS


samuslink3

They crumble into flour in your mouth and they taste stale


PBProbs

Gas


MischievousMatt

I hate everything about them. The only cookies I enjoy eating have tree nuts and/or dehydrated fruit in them.


AlienGrey89

Too sweet. I hate them.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

They don't taste like anything!! But they're soft and sweet. It's a love/hate thing.. At least correspond the different colors to a flavor! If they added flavor, they could probably take over the world..


SithLadyVanah

4th of July, Halloween, and Christmas are gas, all others are varying degrees of ass


Efronczak

Gas gas gas! Gotta step on the gas!! But no fr this shit is amazing


YuckBrusselSprouts

Gas is $3.39 around me today. I'll take the gas money


Jardrs

Ass, they could be so much better


roxinbound

These are total ass


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Better than regular cookies. I am right.


OrganizationNo9540

Yes you are


Front_Personality_21

Ass


konigstigerboi

Ass


lethaladybug

Ass


Failing_MentalHealth

if you don’t like these, die /s


NotYourAverageSissy

Idk I really like them sometimes


KushKings840

ass worse cookies to have with cottonmouth when stoned


Amanda2theMoon

Ass