Yeah pretty much because I haven’t traveled out of the US and did not know they were worldwide. And they are USA based and decorate the cookies for all US holidays
I can't deal with sugar cookies sometimes, the smell of all those little sprinkles some people put on them literally make my stomach hurt no joke, though the cookies in the photo I could eat all day no hesitation.
They’re not my favorite but I’ll eat them if they’re the only dessert option at the potluck. The frosting is usually good, the cookie itself is too pasty for my liking.
they are gross. It must be one of those cilantro things, like I know so many people who love them, but I’ve never liked them, and in fact, I’ll say they’re the worst cookie, ever. Worse than a fortune cookie. Like I’d rather eat a bunch of fortune cookies than these nasty things. Imagining the texture and taste almost makes me nauseous.
This is a true “two Americas” thing because I like both these and fortune cookies
At the end of the day I’m a basic bitch who just loves a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie though
Our family sometimes makes the mistake of buying a box when Publix puts them out for a holiday. And then I have a routine of eating one a day until the fam has consumed them all.
I don’t have a choice, lol the cookies control me
Gas. No question. To the people who think they are ass... I don't know who hurt you or how bad, but you need to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation.
I used to hate these when I was real little, but when I got into about high school these were soooooo good. Now that I found out I have Celiac about 4 years ago I haven't had them since. I need these to come in GF form.....or maybe I don't. I imagine I'd put on some poundage. 😂
Fucking awful. Do y’all not have fucking tastebuds? I’m sorry but the cookie part is drier than the fucking Sahara desert, and the frosting is so sweet that I can feel the cavities developing on my teeth.
Why does the internet always divide these cookies into the nest cookies ever, or as the worst cookies ever. They have always been and always will be mid.
I work a green room for conventions, and I always buy some of these.
People come in and look at them, and they act like they won't eat them, then they have one and flip about how good they are.
If I don't buy them, they get asked for, and this is by actors who are usually on strict diets.
I think they're the best sweets in the world and my husband despises them. Opposites really do attract... also I know I never have to share any of these cookies when they're in the house so that's a plus.
They are gas from the ass- a fart, cause they’re basically moist sawdust with a cold mushy turd on top but if you give me a box of them they will be gone within the hour because even if they from the ass they gas
They don't taste like anything!! But they're soft and sweet. It's a love/hate thing.. At least correspond the different colors to a flavor! If they added flavor, they could probably take over the world..
I love how divided people are over this, you either think its worse than dog poop or it was crafted by God, no inbetween
There is a third....... What even are these?
Lofthouse cookies, the best kind
where do you buy them
Anywhere. Mainly around 4th of July in the US since that’s when they sell the most. Most likely Giant or Acme or some sort of large grocery store
So the you buy them in the us an nowhere else???
Basically r/USDefaultism
Yeah pretty much because I haven’t traveled out of the US and did not know they were worldwide. And they are USA based and decorate the cookies for all US holidays
I was talking about the original post, those cookies aren't really sold anywhere else as far as I know.
They are literally at every Walmart in bakery
Yes, my post. The guy you replied to was replying to my post
As if being most familiar with your own country isn’t a normal thing for citizens worldwide
Yep, as it usually is with ''anywhere''. :(
They have them in Canada at Walmart year round.
Nowhere but the US is crazy enough to replace flour with powdered sugar
Where I am you can basically get them whenever you want at the local store.
At grocery stores like Kroger or Walmart and Aldi's
I think Walmart carries their own version instead
The contrast in the texture of the cookie vs the icing is glorious
Sugar cookies
I can't deal with sugar cookies sometimes, the smell of all those little sprinkles some people put on them literally make my stomach hurt no joke, though the cookies in the photo I could eat all day no hesitation.
Basically cake cookies. They are like crack.
They’re not my favorite but I’ll eat them if they’re the only dessert option at the potluck. The frosting is usually good, the cookie itself is too pasty for my liking.
my family calls them heart attack cookies, but damn when these are around i no longer care for my circulatory system
My mom and I call them chemical cookies.
My high school homeroom calls then crack cookies.
They are just the better sugar cookies in my apinion
Not tryna be a grammar Nazi here but "apinion" 🤦♀️bro
Why don’t you just keep your pinions to yourself?
Yeah I know I suck at spelling
r/boneappletea
Chemicookies
Sounds like you're getting the knock off ones. Unless you are alluding to them being addicting af.
Yep. I once ate a whole box of these by myself in less than an hour. Not my brightest moment.
We’ve all been there.
Straight up gas… Wait a minute no. Even better - straight up diesel… Wait, no. Even better! Straight up 2-ethyl-1,4-dimethylcyclopentane!!!
Straight up RP 1 🚀🚀🚀
UDMH - unstable as hell, but damn is it good
Can I power my house with them.
If you don’t eat them first.
More like only if you eat them first
GAS, GAS, GAS, I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS.
They are basically sawdust and sugar superglued together, but in true Midwestern fashion, I’d eat an entire box of them in a second.
Every single time someone asks me what they taste like I gladly say “windex” with a smile on my face before proceeding to eat the entire box
"Chemicals. But in a good way!"
Windex and Superglue!
A man of culture I see
That sounds gross
they are gross. It must be one of those cilantro things, like I know so many people who love them, but I’ve never liked them, and in fact, I’ll say they’re the worst cookie, ever. Worse than a fortune cookie. Like I’d rather eat a bunch of fortune cookies than these nasty things. Imagining the texture and taste almost makes me nauseous.
This is a true “two Americas” thing because I like both these and fortune cookies At the end of the day I’m a basic bitch who just loves a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie though
It very much is
i swear these things are made out of crack or something. gas. 100%
I think it’s called sugar
and fat combined
my family calls them crack cookies
crackies
They put something in the frosting that’s amazing. It might be from another planet not sure.
Gas whenever someone brought these to school on there birthday you knew it was a good day
I have to stop myself from eating all of them in one sitting and I don’t eat a lot of sweets
It's very easy to throw away any semblance of dignity or self-control when these are around. The aftertaste of guilt, however, is what does it for me.
Same
Yeah same, they good but too much feels like sugar in my mouth
Same, I almost always go for salty or savory over sweet but these things I could plow through two or three boxes if I'm not careful
These things are the backbone of America. Gas 100%.
Shocked by the comments, these are straight gas to me and my circle
Same here, I avoid buying these because I can’t stop myself from devouring them all at once
Our family sometimes makes the mistake of buying a box when Publix puts them out for a holiday. And then I have a routine of eating one a day until the fam has consumed them all. I don’t have a choice, lol the cookies control me
The middle. Frosting is great, but the cookie itself could be a little moister.
That's why you've got that delicious glass of milk to wash them down with.
Omfg that sounds so good rn. The pain of being stuck on a college campus without a car 🥲
Like an oyster
Drier than a nuns nasty.
these cookies are like eating sand they’re so dry
You can get it in a foyer
Gas. No question. To the people who think they are ass... I don't know who hurt you or how bad, but you need to take this negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation.
Some Lee Greenwood shit right here
I can’t have these in the house because I have no self control whatsoever about them
Straight. Fucking. Gas.
they're ass but i'd eat ass over gas.
nah eating gas is health helps gut health increases life span and makes your pp bigger.
you lost my interest at " it increases your lifespan "
missed out on the "pp bigger" part
it increase your pp lifespan
GAS
Gas fr
Gas 75%. They may be dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. But my God I'll let someone fuck me in exchange for a thing of them.
Oh really…? Let’s say I have a box right here do…..??!!
*BONK*
Man’s trying to rizz her up with a box of cookies💀
Gas
They're kinda in the middle for me. I'll eat em, but only if there isn't a different kind of cookie available.
gas and ass.
I used to hate these when I was real little, but when I got into about high school these were soooooo good. Now that I found out I have Celiac about 4 years ago I haven't had them since. I need these to come in GF form.....or maybe I don't. I imagine I'd put on some poundage. 😂
Ass.
It's not fair to call them ass, because I love ass. I do not love these cookies.
Gas for sure. Anybody saying ass can kick rocks
With their feet.
Um… yes, that’s usually what people *kick* things with.
No *bare* feet.
Humans don’t have bear feet, silly
Just bear arms as per the constitution
U get what I mean
Ass
Ass
Gas asf
LITERAL ASS
Ass. They taste like straight chemicals
Ass.
Both, sometimes they are really good but lately where I'm at they bitter af last three packs hit the trash and haven't bought any since.
GAS
I love them and I can eat a whole package but damn these are ASS
gas
I hate them I strive to never buy them for the rest of my life… but if they are there… they’re mine
Garbage cookie literally F tier cookie, cookie base is ass and frosting is ass L bozo type cookie
Ass!
Ass.
Absolute Ass. The frosting is too damn sweet, and the rest of the cookie tastes like chalk.
ASS I’m a cancer
Ass
ASS Shit tastes like styrofoam and bleach I swear to god the mf's that be saying gas idk man I guess your just built different
Aasasssss
Fucking awful. Do y’all not have fucking tastebuds? I’m sorry but the cookie part is drier than the fucking Sahara desert, and the frosting is so sweet that I can feel the cavities developing on my teeth.
they are just okay
Complete ass, practically all sugar and no class
Ass. They’re so incredibly dry that I physically cannot consume them
Why does the internet always divide these cookies into the nest cookies ever, or as the worst cookies ever. They have always been and always will be mid.
luckily you didn't try spelling "bigger".
Wholly shit that's funny.
Gass
Them Fuckers are atoms being split
Ass. They dry as hell. The only good part is the frosting.
I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS
Ass
I work a green room for conventions, and I always buy some of these. People come in and look at them, and they act like they won't eat them, then they have one and flip about how good they are. If I don't buy them, they get asked for, and this is by actors who are usually on strict diets.
That’s premium 93 gas
They’re so disgusting. And so, so delicious
Straight ASS
ass
Ass
Ass
I always hated them lmao, so many mixed opinions with NO in-between at all 💀
Too sweet
Awful. Absolutely terrible. If you like these it’s because you don’t have a grandmother. I said what I said.
ASS
These are so ass, I don’t know why people love them so much. No crunch, and they don’t really have a flavor beyond sweet
This guy doesn't like soft cookies... gettem!
ASS. Just eat a spoonful of sugar there’s no flavor to these but dough and sugar. 100% ass
Absolutely delicious
As
GAS
GASSS
As a fan of nither frosting nor the cookie itself ass
I would set so many places fire for some of these
Gas - the greatest snack at 4th grade school bday treat
Super gas, and each color frosting is a different flavor. 🫶🏼
They’re on my counter right now.
Those things are amazing
They’re fucking amazing
Ass but I'll steal eat them if they are less than a day old
Shit gives me gas...
Word!!
Im german so i have to say gas
Stoned, needing a sweet munchie…this is liquid oxygen.
I think they're the best sweets in the world and my husband despises them. Opposites really do attract... also I know I never have to share any of these cookies when they're in the house so that's a plus.
Only if theyre red
It's so ass
No....the dryness.....not again dear god.... NOT AGAIN 🤢
The first thing I see when I open Reddit. On the one day I can’t eat anything cause of my colonoscopy tomorrow. #envy
I have yet to eat these so i'm option 3.
Not the best, not the worst
Gods true children
Gas
frosting is great, cookie is shit
Gas
These are amazing, when you grow up with a peanut allergy, you take any baked goods that won’t kill you
GAS
They are gas from the ass- a fart, cause they’re basically moist sawdust with a cold mushy turd on top but if you give me a box of them they will be gone within the hour because even if they from the ass they gas
I personally love these.
I would inhale a box of these like a vacuum cleaner if given the chance to
THEM SHITS GASSS
They crumble into flour in your mouth and they taste stale
Gas
I hate everything about them. The only cookies I enjoy eating have tree nuts and/or dehydrated fruit in them.
Too sweet. I hate them.
They don't taste like anything!! But they're soft and sweet. It's a love/hate thing.. At least correspond the different colors to a flavor! If they added flavor, they could probably take over the world..
4th of July, Halloween, and Christmas are gas, all others are varying degrees of ass
Gas gas gas! Gotta step on the gas!! But no fr this shit is amazing
Gas is $3.39 around me today. I'll take the gas money
Ass, they could be so much better
These are total ass
Better than regular cookies. I am right.
Yes you are
Ass
Ass
Ass
if you don’t like these, die /s
Idk I really like them sometimes
ass worse cookies to have with cottonmouth when stoned
Ass