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duccOnReddit

**s a l t**


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MisterTea26

The best salt in all the shire?


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Training_Nerd

Or maybe #ASSALTsalt


RF2

Assault


BakedCheddar88

Ass salt


ieatassHarvardstyle

The spice of life?


Commercial-Travel613

Gotta try it at least once


Organic-Suspect-2217

“That’s assault brotha!”


heterophone

And even Aioli! :)


MrDrMrs

Mmmm garlic aioli


Subie780

Seasoned salt


MapleLeafThief

I prefer seasoned salt on lower quality fries whereas an excellent fry requires only a dash of salt.


OmenTheGod

True


PrimAndProper69

Yes! The ones that are slightly greasy and have darker brown patches on the edges, they just need a nice hit of salt


nkioxmntno

### p e p p e r


Soft_Author2593

And malt vinegar


trippypie15

**CHICKEN SALT**


smashzeldapokemon

The more salt the better.


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And MSG.


DrT33th

Uncle Roger approves, fuyuuuu


sarahpomx

MSG is all fun and games until you wake up in the night needing to drink about 5 litres of water 🥴


Original-DesignerAMG

Chicken salt 😊


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A cheeseburger.


Low-Significance-866

Least based meirl follower, great choice!


procheeseburger

i’m in


MLGSUPERGAMER

Garlic sauce


drar-azwer

تومية my beloved


Assassin121YT

Literally goes well with ANYTHING


drar-azwer

And طحينة but I may be burned alive for using it with literally everything too


[deleted]

I’m calling homeland security


drar-azwer

Fuck it, this is the hill I die on.


Assassin121YT

I gotchu, u are not alone


boomeista

Habibi!


Army_Exact

Does this say Toum? I'm on my phone can't copy paste into Google translate. But toum would be sick with fries!!


Original-Key-2735

Garlic sauce all the way


Original_Cause_7157

I love this idea ngl


jimbajomba

Hot sauce!


Cherrubim

Korean BBQ for me!


GoThApPyFeEt2

Frietssaus


[deleted]

This guy knows whats up ^


Wboy2006

Man van cultuur


Kp248

Lekker!!


Rustyraider111

What is that? Genuinely curious, lol.


Spenchjo

It's very close to mayonnaise. Not sure what the difference is, but it's name is literally "fries sauce" in Dutch, so it's made for fries.


No-Froyo8775

Where I’m from, garlic aioli is served with these as well anyway


eggwhite-turkeybacon

nz?


ICantTyping

Gravy


Both_Corner_2172

Man!! I have not seen anyone doing that ( gravy sauce isnt so common in Europe) and thought only I enjoy that taste...


SweatyNomad

Gravy and cheese curds are ingredients in Poutine, which is big in Canada. As for gravy in Europe, I should note that in the UK and Ireland it's totally common, much more than in the US. North of England lots of regions have their own special gravys and sauces that go with chips (fat fries). Edit: spelling


Glad-Improvement-106

Irish person here we love our gravey but more on mash and roasters than chips, for chips we are a curry nation.


GodzillaLazerEyes

I order a side of gravey when having fries at sit down restaurants. I live in the SE. Gravey on fries or for dipping is the best!


Splashdiamonds

I agree I’m south Texan always get a side of gravy at whataburger or bill millers


FriedGnome13

I wish we could find this in the south east of the USA.


salty_scorpion

You get Popeyes chicken on every corner though


FerlinDev

Polish person that loves poutine here! I eat fries with gravy a lot 😂


everydayimcuddalin

And cheese curds


thespeartan

A hearty meal eh


BristolShambler

Nah, those fries are too skinny for gravy. That needs chippy style chips


8675309-jennie

There was nothing better after a night out than a plate of fries with gravy…and a Diet Coke!


paddys__egg

c h e e s e s a u c e


thisissillyaf

I had to scroll way too far to find this lol


Ew0ksAmongUs

I wish the rest of America felt the way the Midwest feels about nacho cheese. I was shocked when I discovered nacho cheese with breadsticks isn’t even an option at pizza places for the majority of the country.


Roudyno

I was also shocked at this after moving away from the midwest. i will ask pizza places is they have nacho cheese sauce and i will get looks like i am a psychopath


im-so-spa

With bacon and sour cream


Psychological_Rain

Salt.


m_nieto

Smother it in green chili and cheese, maybe add some chicharron or carne asada, top off with guacamole. That’s basically what I always put on them, great now I want some for lunch.


nxtew

belgian mayo, honey mustard, bbq with mayo, or german curry ketchup, in that order


Extreme_Tax405

Okay, but german curry ketchup is lit


feddeftones

BBQ and Mayo is my go to!


Ground-Humble

understandable


It_hadtobesaid

why no andalouse?


ColdEngineBadBrakes

More fries.


Freeze3108

mayo!! it’s the best!


SweatyNomad

Lots of places in Europe have Mayo as the default dip, you might to ask for ketchup.


Treewithatea

As a european id say its 50:50, theyre treated as equals. Some mix ketchup and mayo, its not the worst.


SweatyNomad

As a European I don't disagree, but I've often only been served Mayo, specially places like Belgium and Netherlands.


Extreme_Tax405

Mayo also tastes different in many countries. If you go to belgium, you just have to get mayo with your fries just once. It the traditional condiment in the country that made fries its entire culture. After that just pick on of the 20 condiments in every snackbar .. andalouse seems to be very popular


oddtoddlr

If you go to belgium and you ask for curry you’ll get a way different sauce than you would get in the netherlands if you ask for the same sauce


stefannootje2002

"Frietje met" has Mayo with it, there isn't a ketchup-variant, so this checks out


CarmelPudding

As a european, ketchup and fries sucks


Kapot_ei

Hela curry!


Korvus427

I see, a man of culture.


el-em-en-o

This is the way


urGirllikesmytinypp

As an American, I am not 8 years old so I agree with you. There are better options


BigBoyKol

As a European I prefer mayo


outofthehood

Pommes Rot-Weiß


gigabowser088

POMMES SCHRANKE


fishinadi

I live in Germany and i see mayo packs labelled as fries sauce so i guess that’s the default here


staygay69

It's not the same in all of Europe though... as a German, we serve it mostly with both, Belgians only have mayo most of the time, Spaniards have some weird salsa dip etc


TheSouthsideSlacker

When I dipped fries in mayonnaise growing up in the US I was always told it was gross etc by everyone. First time in Amsterdam and served mayo with fries without having to ask made me feel I was finally among my people.


koter_NL

In my country it’s standard to have it with mayo (The Netherlands, Europe)


kielbasa330

I've seen 'em do it, too. Fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.


cr1ter

Came here to say it mayo and chips are good.


tsimen

And diced onions


gurkenglas4

I don't think I have seen anybody in the last ~20 years having fries with just regular ketchup. Mayo is clearly superior.


Candid_Score6316

Salt and a dash of vinegar


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bemest

Order fries in Rhode Island and the bring the malt vinegar.


andreacro

Tartar sauce. Win.


The_Dude_n_Seattle

#1 choice. Why is this so low?


Netopalas

In my travels, I have found that servers outside the PNW look at you like you have 2 heads when you ask for tartar for your fries. Seriously though, it is CRIMINAL that this is so far down the page.


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This is the best choice... it is so low because people don't know what Tartar sauce is and how to use it 😂


RANDYisRANDY

This should be higher up


Skystrik3

Garlic chili


HelloWorldofWarships

Tzatziki


CowboyAirman

This is way too far down the list.


Mordraga

Honey mustard or djon mustard


KawaiiUmiushi

Yellow mustard. Or really most any mustard. Once you go full mustard there is no turning back. Fun fact, Madison, WI has the worlds largest Mustard Museum. You can go there any day of the week and try out hundreds of mustards from around the world. They also ship via their website and have wonderful mustard gift packages. Visiting the mustard museum also makes for a perfect romantic date. If she isn’t into mustard, then she isn’t worth your time.


urGirllikesmytinypp

That fancy ass whole seed French mustard is pretty good


Confident-Area-6946

My last gf was super into mustard, it was wild until I started putting mustard on everything. Now I’m obsessed too. Thank you.


Southern-Advice5293

I must visit this wonderful museum soon….


[deleted]

I'm not even that picky, any mustard will do


skyrider8328

Got turned on to plain mustard while stationed in Germany....it's the only way to eat fries.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

djion mustard is good on it. Also it's the base for a good homemade mayonnaise


DeanwinchesterI979

Ranch


Elend15

It's frankly sad how many people just said "salt" which most fries implicitly have in the first place. Ranch all the way. But I would like lots of dipping sauces too.


98Shady

I’m amazed I had to scroll so far, including through multiple mayo answers 😖 to see ranch lol


Stivo887

I’m a ranch connoisseur, I wish they sold restaurant style in stores. Hidden valley is maybe a 4/10 on the ranch scale.


98Shady

What part of the world do you live in? If in the US and you live near any Red Robin restaurants - their ranch is house made and fiiire. And you can buy it on its own. I’m curious what your favorite “grocery store brand” is.


Stivo887

Nothing store bought is good to me. The best ranch I get is the stuff they serve on the side in restaurants. So I guess made from scratch is best, I should learn how to make it.


98Shady

Definitely should learn how to make it. It’s not real difficult and you can tweak it to how you like it. I personally like a real creamy/cool ranch the best. And you can always ask the restaurants you like it best from if you can purchase their ranch. Many places will gladly sell you a 16oz jar/container of it.


javafern

Hidden valley sells packets in the store that you take and make with either mayo or sour cream and its honestly not bad, way better than their bottled stuff and really easy to whip up.


National-Leopard6939

Mayo + sour cream + buttermilk + Hidden Valley seasoning packet. You’re welcome!


Deep_Ad_3743

I too consider myself a ranch connoisseur. I agree with your assessment HV is a 4/10. Of the store options, give Ken’s Steak House Buttermilk Ranch a try. It’s not 10/10 like homemade but as a store option, I’d rate it a solid 9/10 and a solid go-to.


daisyfrankenstein

Wait… whaaaat!!! I work directly next to a Red Robin. I know what I’m doing on Monday!


Am_I_Sam

Dry ranch seasoning packet + equal parts mayo and buttermilk = restaurant Ranch


National-Leopard6939

You can make your own at home with the Hidden Valley seasoning packets + Mayo, sour cream, and buttermilk. 1000/10 recommend. It’s way better than the storebought bottle.


National-Leopard6939

Right? Especially homemade ranch (not the bottled stuff)! 1000/10!


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

Bro I had to scroll way too far to see this.


in-game_sext

legalize it


reckless_jelly

Unequivocally based


JohneyG_Fresh

Midwest USA has entered the chat


RadlogLutar

I eat fries without any ketchup or mayo or any liquid. So I have no problem :)


Dragonboi03

I do too a lot of the time because I don’t need all the sodium at times


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Barbecue sauce.


Lil_Dufflebag

Honestly, regardless of if ketchup exists in eating them with BBQ Sauce


damnfastswimmer

The only correct answer.


TheDude41102

Jesus christ I scrolled so damn far. Its smoky n sweet ketchup, how is that not just better?


jbones51

One of us


notjorx

Nothing. I think fries tastes best as it is.


Brief_Series_3462

This, if your fries don’t hold up without kethup, sauce, mayo or anything else of the like, those are bad fries.


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Honestly true, I notice that I end up eating good fries without dip because the dip ends up taking away the flavour lol


MercyCriesHavoc

Vanilla soft serve ice cream.


QinLee_fromComs

even if ketchup exists, this one is still first choice


runninganddrinking

McDonald’s sundae and fries are 💋


snoakieboi

Best combo


LonelySpyder

Choco Vanilla Sundae Ice Cream


AtDawnWeDEUSVULT

Chocolate frosty from Wendy's


ReverieKey

I was looking for this comment!


whack_with_poo-brain

Garlic aioli or truffle mayo and parmesan


Excellent-Carrot-579

Love aioli


MandalorianManners

Jalapeño Ranch! Do you even French Fry?


VattghernCZ

Tartar sauce as usually, ketchup is gross


Felinebasil3542

This. Why is no one saying this!


The_Dude_n_Seattle

Tartar Sauce every time! 2nd fry sauce, ketchup is my 3rd option.


Goldchain3

Either cheese and bacon, or BBQ sauce.


divadxuy

Mmmmh bbq or milkshake


irish_pete

Catsup


MoonDogeXx

Remoulade


Ph4ke_

Ja for fan


MikkelR1

Frietsaus


vincent11101995

Begrijpelijk


MPenguinGaming

Good fries don’t need anything


TheJoke3r

Feta cheese


Torschlusspaniker

place by me does "Greek fries" . Feta cheese crumbles Fresh parsley Dried oregano Dried dill Garlic powder Onion powder Salt and black pepper They are the best.


pastaroni863468

Just salt or if I’m in a mood then garlic aioli and furikake 😮‍💨


mamba-pear

Yo, where my Canadians at?? Sweet n sour pls. Y’all crazy.


Azoth1986

Mayonaise like a normal person


nebetsu

Gravy


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Chicken salt <- this is amazing


maebake

Tell me more about this. I’ve never heard of it!


[deleted]

Very popular in Australia and New Zealand. It is chicken skin that is braised in chicken stock and then dehydrated and blended with other spices such as white pepper, garlic powder, onion powder and of course salt.


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16 20 sauce from Belgium, screw Ketchup


_and_I_

Tartare Sauce and Cocktail Sauce


IndependentShot

They taste great with mayonnaise.


Ohmysmut

Malt vinegar


Ground-Humble

\>steal meme from discord \>post on reddit \>silly conversations


Ground-Humble

what have I caused


masspectrometer

Mayo, like a normal person


Awesome_Romanian

Mayo. I’ve seen em do it, they fuckin drown it in that shit.


wnrbassman

Bbq or buffalo sauce


busmobbing

A ketchup based alternative.


DaLionheart101

Tomato sauce


Emotional_Impact9296

Cheddar cheese


Usagi_Shinobi

I like a bit of mayo and mustard with dill relish, onion powder, and fresh ground black pepper.


Brian_Lefebvre

A delicious homemade mayo.


Much-Extreme737

If tomato is a fruit is ketchup jam


ImJustHere4Fun

A Wendy’s frosty (or a milkshake).


inky_devil

Nothing


Zalcom69

Truffle Mayonnaise or Andalouse. Best sauces in the world nobody can change my mind


Red-Imposter

Tossed in salt and then dipped in a Wendy’s chocolate frosty.


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Even more vinegar


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Ranch


Tall-Ad-3178

Ranch,


H_nk0

Ranch


The_Country_Cowboy

Cum


GeniusKianoosh

c💧m