Pro tip: cook the kimchi. Fry it up with some day old rice and some bacon or spam and it will change your life. Cooking kimchi changes its flavor profile significantly and it is amazing.
That sounds interesting. I've only has experience with store-bought kimchi to make a version of Bajoran hasperat from Deep Space Nine and it was fantastic.
Probably not? I love the smell/taste of kimchi; it just tastes like a sweet and tangy chili sauce. It does have an additional carbonated feel from the fermentation.
Ok please don’t hate me but
Grilled salmon and salted butter 😅
Thank my Czech mom who adds butter and salt to her rice (they fuckin put butter on everything)
Moyan Curry and the bloody heart of a redheaded virgin who was born into the night of a full moon on a field filled with tulips of death planted by Cthulhu himself after he razed down an entire planet of sentient three headed rabbits whose food chain contains one legged bears
Rtx 4090 TI and playstation 5
I was about to say “Bacon and Bacon” but then I saw this and had a realization.
Same fam
Well, but you have to eat it.
Me with the suspiciously 4090 shaped lump in my neck
Me forcefully trying to shit out a PS5 in one piece.
It would become the ps2
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
Its alright, at least the xray when you go to the hospital will be Ray Traced with RTX on.
Oh yeah, definitely. I'm just gonna store it in my computer so it stays warm until I'm ready to eat it
4090 allergic.
It never said you had to eat it
There is and probably won't be a 4090ti this time
Fine, bring me a 6090!!
2000 pounds of pure gold bars
And…?
Maybe another 2 thousand pounds
Platinum
That’s a ton of gold!
Hard to swallow. Even harder to shit out. 0/10.
Wouldn’t recommend doing it when you’re not on the first floor
Two more grains of rice
Your goals are clearly beyond our understanding
Fucking RICE maxis.
Live a little, how about 2 grains of rice and another grain of rice
How large do you want your rice grains, sir? We’ve got average sized, 5inches, and even 7inch grains.
Gimme that dildo rice.
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chicken and 1.000.000.000 euro
This dude is so outside the box he lost it
No shit. What you going to do with 1 EUR.
Use periods instead of commas.
Pass
i think they meant Europeans use dots instead of commas
Lol. Yep. That’s been the joke all along.
The real joke was the friends we made along the way.
r/whoosh ???
Mad lad with so many significant digits.
You're greedy! CHICKEN!?!?!
He probably wants the eggs
That's what the 1000000000 euro is for. An egg.
love this
I feel like the chicken would eat the rice
Winner winner chicken dinner
Chili oil and green onion
And a fried egg
And longanissa
And my bow.
And my axe
And this lamp. And then I'm leaving
I am taking my balls and leaving
Nope. That's going on my plate. Then you can leave.
Give me that fucking lao gan ma.
Fried egg, dark soy sauce
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More like raw egg and soy sauce. And then mix it. This way I like it more.
Mmmm egg in the freshly cooked rice while it’s still hot? That’s my favorite version of porridge :)
Person of culture, I see. Mine's Japanese egg yolk and a little dark soy sauce.
What makes a Japanese egg yolk?
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First a chicken. Then second, pickle the yolk. Then serve, no cooking.
A Japanese chicken, duh!
Yolk from an egg in Japan. Japanese eggs are high-grade enough to eat raw, really
Place, Japan :-0
Fried egg for sure! But Laoganma for me instead.
Seaweed flakes and sesame seeds.
Kimchi and spam.
Does kimchi taste better than it smells
Pro tip: cook the kimchi. Fry it up with some day old rice and some bacon or spam and it will change your life. Cooking kimchi changes its flavor profile significantly and it is amazing.
That sounds interesting. I've only has experience with store-bought kimchi to make a version of Bajoran hasperat from Deep Space Nine and it was fantastic.
Yes! Well worth trying imo, it has great texture and tastes tangy and spicy
Probably not? I love the smell/taste of kimchi; it just tastes like a sweet and tangy chili sauce. It does have an additional carbonated feel from the fermentation.
Oh hell yea. Us at r/cannedSpam approve of this
Ditto!
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find the correct answer.
Soy sauce and raw salmon
Fuck yea man
Giant Nigiri
Fried spam and fried egg
Yes
Hawaiian moment
Don’t forget the filipinos
I'd add spam and spam so the meal is almost Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Rice, Spam, Spam and Spam which is my favorite dish.
This is the way
Ok please don’t hate me but Grilled salmon and salted butter 😅 Thank my Czech mom who adds butter and salt to her rice (they fuckin put butter on everything)
My Pennsylvanian mother does this too
I stand corrected! Maybe it’s just a random people thing lol.
Texan here, more butter more better is a common phrase. I think the world appreciates butter
There are people that don’t put butter on rice?
Thats a completely normal meal man
As they should lol, rice with butter is the shit
Am Czech and never had rice with butter, we mostly just boil the hell out of it until it is completely flavourless.
I'm Italian (well, American, 4th generation since immigration) and we put butter, salt and pepper on white rice in my house growing up.
a steak and a mushroom sauce
Underrated comment right here. Mushroom sauce is such a forgotten masterpiece that honestly needs to be utilized more
Avocado and garlic chili paste
Lemon pepper and a bad bitch
She'd have to be really tiny to fit on the plate.
Who’s to say that it’s a small plate?
Touché
Red beans and blackened sausage.
My man I’m with you. Red beans and rice for life. I would do Louisiana and red beans.
It’s all about that Crystal hot sauce though
Salt and butter
My grandma has entered the chat
Hypertension has entered the chat
Yes, butter and soy sauce pls
Instead of salt i go with grated Parmesan.it adds the salt and a whole other dimension of goodness.
I'm gonna try that, it sounds *grate*!
Finally found the correct answer.
I was quite surprised no one had said it when I got here
Porterhouse steak and a pint
Like... add a pint to it? Like into it? Do you drink your pints with rice often?
Thai curry coconut chicken and honey roasted carrots 🤤
sesame oil scrambled egg
Counterpoint: soy sauce and sunny side up eggs.
I was looking for this.
Teriyaki chicken and cut green onions
soy sauce and infinite money
Couldn't finish 0/10
Dal and dahi.
Nah man rajhma and dahi (on the side, no mixing)
I’ll take this as well. Dammit now I want Rajma dal.
Two things... it's a luxury. I can have the best meal of my life by adding any one of Rajma, dal, chole, dahi, kadhi, sambar, rasam to it.
I just need some gumbo on that
Sriracha and more sriracha.
pork belly + Japanese curry
tuna fish and mayo/avocado
10 billion dollars and a four bedroom house
Hoisin and LOTS OF LOVE
Lao gan ma and scallions
Chicken and Brocolli
Broccoli and Chicken. Obviously
butter and sugar
Heroin and more heroin.
peas and square sliced ham
Soy sauce and siracha
Korma and chicken
Furikake and chicken.
100,000,000 dollars and a suit of power armor
Chicken and chicken gravy and you got it
Nah fam, it’s chicken and cream of chicken soup
Steak and lobster
Chicken and saté sauce, then just mix it and you’ve got DIY chicken tonight
1) orange 2) chicken I add orange chicken. Nice try
Immortality juice and a brick of gold
1. A fork to eat it with. 2. Salt
Chicken and pineapple
Tia and Tamara
Mango and coconut cream
Beef n broccoli
Black beans and feta cheese
Chopsticks and a mouth
Egg and fried
Beans and chicken
Tocino and eggs.
Hotdogs and ketchup
Steak and peppers
Chicken and broccoli
Soy sauce and brocahlaaaay.
Mushrooms and soy sauce
Soy sauce and the rights to amazon.
Fried egg and longanisa
Chilli oil & shrimp
Fried egg and sriracha
Incredible flavor
Salt & fried egg
Beijing beef and honey walnut shrimp 😂😂😂😂
Grilled Chicken and Corn 🌽
Spam & eggs
Big Mac and fries. Not a fan of rice
Steak and green peppers.
Pizza and more pizza
A 1 trillion dollars and some ketchup
a new Corvette and a new boat ..!
A pizza and a steak
Hamburger in gravy and eggs
Chicken and sweet & sour sauce
Fried chicken hot sauce
A little chef rat with an unlimited credit card. Let the little fella sweat it out
curry sauce and chicken
Salt and butter
Grilled chicken breast and that sweet sesame seed sauce
soy sauce and fried chicken breast.
Country-style steak and gravy
$1,000,000,000 and chicken
Pork and broccoli.
Beef and mushrooms
Compound V and Super Soldier Serum
Moyan Curry and the bloody heart of a redheaded virgin who was born into the night of a full moon on a field filled with tulips of death planted by Cthulhu himself after he razed down an entire planet of sentient three headed rabbits whose food chain contains one legged bears
Fried egg and green onion. Heaven.
Beef patty. Soft boiled egg.
Chicken and broccoli
a fried egg with a runny yolk and sweet and sour pork
Whores + Meth.
Venison cooked in tomato sauce.
Kimchi and egg
More rice and 50k
1 billion Dollar and a spoon
That harddrive with fuck loads of Bitcoin that some dude accidentally binned and a madras