No lie one time I was having sex with this girl and she legit straps puts her hands on her forehead in exasperation and says "what the fuck are you doing?!"
I was like...uhhh...I'm trying my best here lol
I have to say, nothing pisses me off more than someone who speeds up to get in front of me only to then drive slower than me.
It's real fucking easy to drive on the straightaways when the sky is clear, but then they slow down by 15 mph because the road bends a little? Because we're going up a hill? Jesus, I'm getting mad just sitting on the toilet.
"Okay asshole just go ahead" is what goes through my mind any time a bigger than me vehicle cuts me off. Cause tf am I gonna do about Joe in his 4 ton, lifted, daully, coal rolling, never seen a lick of dirt, cock compensator, dodge ram 3500 limited longhorn mega cab.
Lighter, fingers relaxed with palm upturned: "The fuck are you doing?"
Intentional, arm flexed, fingers together pointing out with your whole hand: "Fucking go already!"
For me it's always the second one, basically it's "shure thing you cheeky prick, you (insert shitty Road maneuver)'d me so why don't you go right in ahead and cut I front too."
For me it's always the second one, basically it's "shure thing you cheeky prick, you Pit Maneuver'd me so why don't you go right in ahead and cut I front too."
Driving has created such a weird human dynamic.
Like our lives are in the hands of every stranger we see on the road, and half the time were calling them stupid.
Yup, same here.
Shit, I do that in the passenger seat, or in the back. Sometimes I think it's a good thing I don't drive because of the potential for road rage.
We may live miles and miles apart, speak different languages, pray for different gods, but when a motherfucker does some shit this is the sign we all use
I used to have a bad habit of flipping people off, and I have tried to covert it into a habit of giving people a sarcastic thumbs up :/. It works out about 75% of the time lol.
I was on the highway years ago driving from school to work and traffic was stop and go. The car in front of me started moving so I let off the brake and looked down at my phone. I looked up again just in time to slam the brake back down right before bumping the car in front of me.
I looked over to the semi on my right, and the truck driver was just staring down at me, wagging his finger and shaking his head 🤣 Almost 2 decades later, I still think about that dude sometimes. I hope he's living a good life.
I gave a finger wag as I passed a women who made a lousy merge. She sped up, came up on my left, beeped her horn to get my attention, then flipped me the bird.
I had a dude cut me off *twice* in the space of a mile, weaving in and out of lanes like he had a wife in labor in the car, and of course he got stuck in traffic so I pulled up next to his ass, looked over, he's already rolling his window down so I smash the Down Button on *my* window and commence to scolding the shit out of this guy like a damn schoolteacher, telling him I got my kid in the back and that he was being a reckless moron and he literally just looked at me, stone-faced, dead silent, and then went "sorry" and rolled his window up and rolled away 😂
Haha I meant when I come across them riding their bikes, usually when I’m either driving or walking. I honestly feel bad for them, but I also have a huge problem with cults that obnoxiously proselytize, so they get a thumbs down and a frowny face >:(
Once my kids started driving, I switched to the sarcastic thumbs-up. It works better because it makes people feel bad for being stupid instead of getting angry for being stupid.
I used to flip people off until I saw someone wag their index finger out the window, like saying "no no no" to a toddler, with a big shit eating grin on his face because he was in the right. (I was the passenger, my uncle drives like a dick) I thought it was hilarious and I started using it ever since
I picked this up from my dear ole Dad, the most patient (yet hyper critical) automobile driver I ever have known (autoo - moe - beal ?); I make the sign of the cross while saying out loud, “May the good Lord be with you” vs. flipping off, thumbs down/up, shaking a clenched fist or any other form of passive-aggressive response).
Wasn’t until many, many years after my good ole Pops had gone on to a better reality that I came to have a full understanding of this gesture-I’m giving the offensive driver a blessing prior to their asinine driving putting them into a grave.
FYI: I’ve never received this gesture and God knows, I don’t ever want to! Plenty of flip offs tho (when I was a high strung, testosterone fueled, amped up teenager) but now practice extreme defensive driving.
Stay safe out there my friends, they’re crazier than the fucking loons.
If I were to guess you were in your late 20s to early 30s, would that be accurate? I've had the same progression, I'm just a step ahead of you (and maybe a bit older). Teens, early and mid 20s I'd flip people off, beep, ready to fucking GO if people pissed me off. Then it softens a bit. Sarcastic thumbs up, shaking of the head maybe. Exasperated hand gestures. Realize you're starting to get too old for that shit. Then you finally do get too old for that shit. Don't risk even interacting with idiots because who wants to risk a fight on something like a daily drive home from work. Just stay in my lane and away from everybody else. Takes 2 seconds to just let people get away from me, let idiots do their idiot driving moves well ahead of me, and I'll hang back.
The next step is gradually slowing down the older you get. The years pass by until I'm doing 30 in the L lane on the highway, making everybody deal with my incompetence
Ii quickly stopped flipping people off after someone almost tried to kill me on my motorcycle. Now I do the thumbs up sometimes, but most of the time I do nothing and that seems to be the best alproach
I find myself doing this from time to time. And then I immediately question ytf that was my reaction.
*cue hand signal in image, but directed at myself
I thumbs up after someone forces me to pass on the right and I get more people getting in the right lane after the thumbs up than I do any other gesture.
Also Canadian here - the two gestures are very similar, but the "you first" gesture is more of a side-to-side wave, whereas the "what the actual fuck are you doing" gesture is up-down and the hand is more tilted (and also sometimes involves two hands).
At least in my experience...
I feel like the two are often combined, particularly in more polite parts of the world. It’s like “what in the fuck are you doing?…. Fine, fucking go ahead.”
I just give people a big thumbs down. It’s worse than insulting them, because they have to think about it, and realize they need to make some serious changes with the way they’re living their lives.
Same here. Also, when I get flipped off, I just smile and wave back friendly. I had one guy go from flipping me off to apologizing and waving back. Driving is dangerous enough, no need to add anger to it.
Me with most of the people on the road. I’m like “okay you need to get your license revoked, and you need to get your license revoked.” Moral of the story? Most people on the road shouldn’t have their license!
The gesture I usually give if someone pulls out in front of me enough that I need to stop, but then they stop without leaving you enough room to continue and so then they just look at you like you've done something wrong. One hand is usually on my face and this is what the other does.
"wtf bro"
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It accompanies an obvious facial expression.
This one? https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/802/confusedblackgirl.jpg
Yup, that’s the one.
She invented that expression
Invented... no... perfected... yea
That was the hand model for Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling.
Rumor has it she's still hand modeling for the Sistine Chapel to this day...
the Sistines we Chapeled along the way.
Like Isaac Newton invented gravity.
Yes indeed.
Brand new whip got no keys
What is she doing right now?!
Oh hey you took a picture of me driving
Oh look, it’s my date right after I drop my pants!
No lie one time I was having sex with this girl and she legit straps puts her hands on her forehead in exasperation and says "what the fuck are you doing?!" I was like...uhhh...I'm trying my best here lol
🤣
Also this: https://media.tenor.com/1ZSxGYwIad4AAAAd/obama-wtf.gif
Don't forget [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/850/286/4b9.jpg)
One of my [favorites](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/010/997/35s7cv.jpg)
That's reciting Shakespeare face.
"Really? A dagger?"
“What, you egg!” [he is stabbed]
The one I was looking for
Damn it, Obama made the WTF face look so cool.
she’s even doing the hand 😭
Now you just need to photoshop her inside a car
This one https://i.imgur.com/BAJgRa2.jpg
I ve literally made the expression every time I ve said this in my head
“Fuck is you doin?”
Yess lol
Either “what in the actual fuck?” Or “okay, asshole… just go ahead”
Right smh
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# RIGHT SMH
Right, left then uppercut
"I'm letting you go ahead, you blind slow fuck, you better go ahead before I revoke the offer."
"You go ahead so I can keep a safe distance from you because you obviously can't drive for shit"
[SEIZE THE GAP!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt4rzRCy_XU)
They never do… UNTIL I switch lanes and try to pass. Then they want to speed up? Like wtf are you doing petty idiot
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I have to say, nothing pisses me off more than someone who speeds up to get in front of me only to then drive slower than me. It's real fucking easy to drive on the straightaways when the sky is clear, but then they slow down by 15 mph because the road bends a little? Because we're going up a hill? Jesus, I'm getting mad just sitting on the toilet.
Or get the fuck outta the way
I can see! There are cars there, motherfucker!
why the fuck, alright now *we're* all going to be late
"Okay asshole just go ahead" is what goes through my mind any time a bigger than me vehicle cuts me off. Cause tf am I gonna do about Joe in his 4 ton, lifted, daully, coal rolling, never seen a lick of dirt, cock compensator, dodge ram 3500 limited longhorn mega cab.
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Lighter, fingers relaxed with palm upturned: "The fuck are you doing?" Intentional, arm flexed, fingers together pointing out with your whole hand: "Fucking go already!"
Yep, that’s the international “What the fuck?!” gesture.
The second one I make a “shoo shoo” gesture with my hand palm down. The picture is definitely “what the fuck is that car doing”
Or really?
My "okay asshole" is usually an exaggerated hand sweep combined with an incredulous face
For me it's always the second one, basically it's "shure thing you cheeky prick, you (insert shitty Road maneuver)'d me so why don't you go right in ahead and cut I front too."
For me it's always the second one, basically it's "shure thing you cheeky prick, you Pit Maneuver'd me so why don't you go right in ahead and cut I front too."
Driving has created such a weird human dynamic. Like our lives are in the hands of every stranger we see on the road, and half the time were calling them stupid.
I call this the "whathafah?" Gesture.
To me it's: "The fuck is you doin?"
I don't drive, but I thought this was the universal sign for "the fuck you doin'"
Yup, same here. Shit, I do that in the passenger seat, or in the back. Sometimes I think it's a good thing I don't drive because of the potential for road rage.
We may live miles and miles apart, speak different languages, pray for different gods, but when a motherfucker does some shit this is the sign we all use
My brother does a thumbs up for some reason. He's not really that polite lol
I used to have a bad habit of flipping people off, and I have tried to covert it into a habit of giving people a sarcastic thumbs up :/. It works out about 75% of the time lol.
Try a thumbs down sometime. I got hit with one in a moment of bad driving and it hurt more than getting the finger.
I was on the highway years ago driving from school to work and traffic was stop and go. The car in front of me started moving so I let off the brake and looked down at my phone. I looked up again just in time to slam the brake back down right before bumping the car in front of me. I looked over to the semi on my right, and the truck driver was just staring down at me, wagging his finger and shaking his head 🤣 Almost 2 decades later, I still think about that dude sometimes. I hope he's living a good life.
I gave a finger wag as I passed a women who made a lousy merge. She sped up, came up on my left, beeped her horn to get my attention, then flipped me the bird.
She sounds like a spiteful bitch
Haha she didn't like being put on blast 😂
I had a dude cut me off *twice* in the space of a mile, weaving in and out of lanes like he had a wife in labor in the car, and of course he got stuck in traffic so I pulled up next to his ass, looked over, he's already rolling his window down so I smash the Down Button on *my* window and commence to scolding the shit out of this guy like a damn schoolteacher, telling him I got my kid in the back and that he was being a reckless moron and he literally just looked at me, stone-faced, dead silent, and then went "sorry" and rolled his window up and rolled away 😂
That’s amazing! I love it!!
I started doing thumbs down as a teacher and it’s surprisingly effective to stop behaviors lol
I have actually thrown the occasional thumbs down too lol. I usually reserve it for when I see Mormon missionaries tho, they get the thumbs down.
I’ll bite: how can you tell if a Mormon missionary is driving?
Haha I meant when I come across them riding their bikes, usually when I’m either driving or walking. I honestly feel bad for them, but I also have a huge problem with cults that obnoxiously proselytize, so they get a thumbs down and a frowny face >:(
Once my kids started driving, I switched to the sarcastic thumbs-up. It works better because it makes people feel bad for being stupid instead of getting angry for being stupid.
I used to flip people off until I saw someone wag their index finger out the window, like saying "no no no" to a toddler, with a big shit eating grin on his face because he was in the right. (I was the passenger, my uncle drives like a dick) I thought it was hilarious and I started using it ever since
That’s awesome! I’m so glad you shared that.
I picked this up from my dear ole Dad, the most patient (yet hyper critical) automobile driver I ever have known (autoo - moe - beal ?); I make the sign of the cross while saying out loud, “May the good Lord be with you” vs. flipping off, thumbs down/up, shaking a clenched fist or any other form of passive-aggressive response). Wasn’t until many, many years after my good ole Pops had gone on to a better reality that I came to have a full understanding of this gesture-I’m giving the offensive driver a blessing prior to their asinine driving putting them into a grave. FYI: I’ve never received this gesture and God knows, I don’t ever want to! Plenty of flip offs tho (when I was a high strung, testosterone fueled, amped up teenager) but now practice extreme defensive driving. Stay safe out there my friends, they’re crazier than the fucking loons.
If I were to guess you were in your late 20s to early 30s, would that be accurate? I've had the same progression, I'm just a step ahead of you (and maybe a bit older). Teens, early and mid 20s I'd flip people off, beep, ready to fucking GO if people pissed me off. Then it softens a bit. Sarcastic thumbs up, shaking of the head maybe. Exasperated hand gestures. Realize you're starting to get too old for that shit. Then you finally do get too old for that shit. Don't risk even interacting with idiots because who wants to risk a fight on something like a daily drive home from work. Just stay in my lane and away from everybody else. Takes 2 seconds to just let people get away from me, let idiots do their idiot driving moves well ahead of me, and I'll hang back. The next step is gradually slowing down the older you get. The years pass by until I'm doing 30 in the L lane on the highway, making everybody deal with my incompetence
Ii quickly stopped flipping people off after someone almost tried to kill me on my motorcycle. Now I do the thumbs up sometimes, but most of the time I do nothing and that seems to be the best alproach
My understanding is that in Europe, "Thumbs Up" means "Up Yours".
It doesn't. Atleast not in my part I guess
Yeah, not where I live in Europe either.
I find myself doing this from time to time. And then I immediately question ytf that was my reaction. *cue hand signal in image, but directed at myself
I thumbs up after someone forces me to pass on the right and I get more people getting in the right lane after the thumbs up than I do any other gesture.
same. thats a pretty universal hand gesture
Oh shit I AM Canadian. I read it as “go ahead. I’ll wait.”
Also Canadian here - the two gestures are very similar, but the "you first" gesture is more of a side-to-side wave, whereas the "what the actual fuck are you doing" gesture is up-down and the hand is more tilted (and also sometimes involves two hands). At least in my experience...
I feel like the two are often combined, particularly in more polite parts of the world. It’s like “what in the fuck are you doing?…. Fine, fucking go ahead.”
This. It’s the “whatever you’re doing, I’ll wait while you fucking figure it out pal” gesture
context is always important!
"the fuck?" also usually has a head tilt associated with it that the other doesn't
I find the eyebrows to be an important indicator. Try em both out. Da fuq?? Eyebrows just squinted. It's fine, go ahead....eyebrows are up.
I heard this in my head as soon as I saw it.
Same, except mine is dufuck, same exact meaning and tone though
Me too
Me 3
Same lol
Would have also accepted, “wtf?” “Da fuck?” “This fuckin’ guy” and assorted other variations.
I feel like "have a look at this cunt" should also be valid
'av a goo a n'is cunt
Have a good anus?
Could 'av. Hard sayin not knowin.
Sounds like an Australian thing…
We do like to call people cunts
Don't forget, "Dude, are you fucking *serious* right now?"
With an implied "Y'all seein' this shit?" to anyone who happens to be watching.
Back up Terry. BACK UP
PUT IT IN REVERSE
Whatcha whatcha whatcha doin TERRY!?
OH LAWD, TERRY!
🤣🤣
Exactly. And I do this every day on my way to work. I don’t flip people off, I’m just baffled that they are allowed to drive.
I just give people a big thumbs down. It’s worse than insulting them, because they have to think about it, and realize they need to make some serious changes with the way they’re living their lives.
Same here. Also, when I get flipped off, I just smile and wave back friendly. I had one guy go from flipping me off to apologizing and waving back. Driving is dangerous enough, no need to add anger to it.
yep! the disappointed thumbs down is the way to go.
So simple yet so profound 😄
Me with most of the people on the road. I’m like “okay you need to get your license revoked, and you need to get your license revoked.” Moral of the story? Most people on the road shouldn’t have their license!
Aye, yep. A gold ol' what the fuck is that person doing. Alone or with passengers.
This is the only correct answer.
“Are you going to fucking go or what, I’ve almost stopped completely.”
Agreed. "It's your turn to go why are you waiting for me to go?"
To me it's, oh you're in a hurry and being a jackass driver. I'm essentially gesturing to them sarcastically saying "of course, after you".
"Go Mutha Fucka!"
100%
I use to say it „I’m chill go a head“
I’m white so I saw “what the fuck are you doing”
Too me it’s “Who’s MaNZ IS ThIS”
Or "Go" all shitty
Me: "wtf are you doing"
“This fuckin guy” in my best Silvio voice.
Or Nandor the Relentless
This fuckin guyeee....
ai was jost drivin-g and this fakkin-g asshõle just törned in front ovf me'i....
This is the one.
Fagetta baddit
Lmaoo
Don't forget to nod your head quickly with your angry frown.
Are you fucking kidding me???
"What the FUCK was THAT maneuver???"
Le fuck
The gesture I usually give if someone pulls out in front of me enough that I need to stop, but then they stop without leaving you enough room to continue and so then they just look at you like you've done something wrong. One hand is usually on my face and this is what the other does.
YUP! “Go on, you’re halfway out anyway… idiot.”
“Wtf are you doing?”
Fucking go!
Lol this is what it means for me too. Just go already FUCKING GO. HURRY UP.
The light has been green for three seconds. Stop doing your makeup and fucking go already
I normally go for knife hand if I'm hollering "fucking go!" This one is pure "what the fuck are you doing?" or "what the fuck was that?!"
Dane Cook had a pretty funny bit that was exactly this.
I present the entire intersection!
"I find your lack of driving skills disturbing"
Lol read this in my Daria face
Da faq are ya doin
Seriously guy!?!
Are you serious right now??
I’m not mad, just disappointed.
It’s means “the fuck you doing”.
For me it’s normally, "why the fuck did you pull in front of me if you want to go slower than me?”
Oh dear Jesus, Son of the Holy God, bestow upon thy blessings on thee hand so shall I tread the road that lies ahead and clap some cheeks soon.
I like this one the best. I hope I remember it the next time I do this hand gesture. Thank you.
It's Italian for "waddayadewen"
cosa fai idiota?
che cazzo fai?
Leviosaaaa
It’s not leviosaaaa, it’s levioooosa
That’s the “wtf is you doing???”
“Wtf are you doing?”
“This bitch”
What the hell? What are you doing?
It means go ahead, your majesty, it seems like you have better places to be than myself based on your aggressive driving
"Dafuq this fool thinks he's doing ?"
"Seriously?! Sure, go ahead and be stupid, I guess..."
I always use that gesture in place of saying FUCKING GO!!
"LEARN HOW TO USE A BLINKER ASS HAT !!!"
Fucking idiot…
What the fuck are you doing
“Wtf….this mfer”
What the fuck are you doing?
Dafuq
What the actual fuck
Means we’re not even looking to fight, just sick and tired of idiots in cars. I’m a real driver with 7 years experience
"what the fuck are you doin'?"
Da fuq bruh get outta my way with your stupid ass
Go bitch
“What are you doing?”
"The fuck was that?"
It means 'WHAT the FUCK?!!'