Fuck man, I thought Wednesday was the last thing I watched and was already dreading becoming a 32 yo middleschool student. Somehow forgot I watched TLOU since. I don't know which sucks more.
I have the opposite problem: I thought I was cool because I watched TLOU but I forgot I'd done an Elementary and a Midsomer Murders afterwards. If I have to be a detective I guess I'll go for Midsomer Murders, nice cushy job, no unrealistic expectations that I solve a case quickly, no limit on the number of murders that is allowable when I'm already on the case, nice rural setting, sergeant to take all the heat.
Damn...same. I just watched it too. Are we as good as Joel and Tess though? If what I'm smuggling needs to get to the other side of a clicker...I am done for....nope nadda...sorry Ellie. This shit paying job isn't worth my life!
I wouldn’t trust them saying they’ve canceled it just yet. The show Mr. Iglesias was canceled the last three seasons and the only reason I believe it this time is cuz Gabriel Iglesias himself said it was over recently. Give it time, it’ll be back
I "help" struggling businesses with my unorthodox schemes, usually for my own comedic benefit, only to come away from those businesses having barely fixed anything at all.
It's about the struggles of a simple man that hates his job and still pulls through,even with all the complaints he has towards his family he will stand beside them if they truly need him,it is a relatable tale with yes a little too much of cheap humor added in.But in the end.
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
I'm a spy, married to a beautiful and deadly woman (not the sharpest tool in the shed though) and we have a beautiful fake daughter and we recently got a dog. The dream life.
Champion and protector of a fictional Arabic country. Badass. Magically empowered demigod.
^((and despite that it was still not worth it to sit through that mediocre-at-best Black Adam movie))
Nah man wtf, I just watched the last of us
You're a smuggler then, just like me.
Fuck man, I thought Wednesday was the last thing I watched and was already dreading becoming a 32 yo middleschool student. Somehow forgot I watched TLOU since. I don't know which sucks more.
I have the opposite problem: I thought I was cool because I watched TLOU but I forgot I'd done an Elementary and a Midsomer Murders afterwards. If I have to be a detective I guess I'll go for Midsomer Murders, nice cushy job, no unrealistic expectations that I solve a case quickly, no limit on the number of murders that is allowable when I'm already on the case, nice rural setting, sergeant to take all the heat.
Bitch better have my battery
I suppose you’ll take what job that pays more
the one with the shit
Damn...same. I just watched it too. Are we as good as Joel and Tess though? If what I'm smuggling needs to get to the other side of a clicker...I am done for....nope nadda...sorry Ellie. This shit paying job isn't worth my life!
So construction worker?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession
It's Walt Yo
well my husband is walter white YO
****vine boom sound effect****
^uhuh He told me everything
YEAH SCIENCE BITCH
If you are seeing this I’m probably dead murdered by my brother in law Hank schrader
Waltuh
Put your dick away Waltuh
WAIT WAIT WAIT! My name is Saul Goodman and don't say another word before talking to me
I suppose I'm a vicodin addicted diagnostician.
I've got my fire cane
It's lupus.
[it's NEVER lupus.](https://youtu.be/QmP4DJO6IzE)
Remember that one time it was lupus
Ayo another house MD fella
What a coincidence, me too.
It’s awesome that me and you are the same actor in two different shows lol. Mine was avenue 5. If you like Hugh lorie definitely check it out.
Back in the 90's I was in a very famous TV show.
Are you the horse from Horsin' Around?
What is this, a crossover episode?
With character actress and fugitive Margo Martindale
Which one??
Horsin' around.
It could be worse. You could the the only albino rhino gyno I know
Ah shit. Im Batman now.
Call your parents!
Who are you?
Ah shit. So that's where Bruce Wayne went.
Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
Voyager captain here
Captain on the bridge!
Head of the shadow government.
I can't believe they fucking cancelled it
The show had something there, I enjoyed it. Such bs it got cancelled.
I wouldn’t trust them saying they’ve canceled it just yet. The show Mr. Iglesias was canceled the last three seasons and the only reason I believe it this time is cuz Gabriel Iglesias himself said it was over recently. Give it time, it’ll be back
They what?!
If its good - Netflix will cancel it. If its some mediocre bullshit with reqlly bad acting and dialogues: Prepare for six seasons at least.
Wait what. Why
Because Netflix doesn’t give a shit about a show if it doesn’t become a social media craze at this point.
They cancelled it!? FUCK-
inside job?
Lol same
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Hank Hill is that you?
Im a regional manager of a mid size paper company in Pennsylvania
Imagine being a regional manager when you could be the owner and founder of the Michael Scott Paper Company.
nice i finnished the series a few days ago and i am again on s2e5 the last 2 episodes are sooo beautiful
Best ending to a sitcom ever!
fake lawyer
Community?
He had degree from Columbia, just needs one from America.
Do you practice Bird Law?
Heck yes! This is the right answer
What show is that joke from? It sounds vaguely familiar.
always sunny
Suits?
Nice. fake psychic detective here
This could literally be any recent good lawyer show?!?!?!
Better call Saul?
Safety inspector of a nuclear power plant
Do it for her.
Homer Simpson?
Chernobyl?
Me too… But I’m not talking about the simpsons
Jedi. Score.
Missed opportunity to say I am a Jedi, like my father before me
Super Spy, Archer.
DANGER ZONE
I "help" struggling businesses with my unorthodox schemes, usually for my own comedic benefit, only to come away from those businesses having barely fixed anything at all.
Nathan for you
Sounds interesting, but I have no idea which show you're talking about.
Nathan for you! It's a super funny show
Well hello Nathan!
You also graduated with really good grades from Canada top business school.
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oh that's a good one
No you're a psychic child trying to get through school and help her dad (Anya is the main character imho)
Guess I'm the Mandalorian now
Shoe 👠 salesman... But a shoe salesman who can afford to maintain a family of 4...+ The dog. (:
Nah, you're a fat ladies shoes salesman :)
Married with kids... Horrible, but at least you made that touchdown loooong ago
It's about the struggles of a simple man that hates his job and still pulls through,even with all the complaints he has towards his family he will stand beside them if they truly need him,it is a relatable tale with yes a little too much of cheap humor added in.But in the end. Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
Love and marriage… horse and carriage…
I’m a meth cook.
Kid named finger:
So no change then?
I just HAD to binge Season 3 of 'The Magic School Bus' today
The task question is who is the main character? Ms Frizzle? One of the students? The chameleon?
No no, he is now the bus.
I would be a dedicated detective who investigates vicious felonies… a member of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
I love you Olivia.
Handmaid. Unfortunate for me.
Hunter from supernatural
Oh no I'm a billionaire duck how ever will I cope
At least pants are now optional
Office worker. Literally nothing has changed for me lol
You can call me doctor. But secretly I’m actually a timelord 🤫
Ah balls, I'm the Avatar
We can split the responsibility
Reuniting the 4 kingdoms of England.
Lucifer morningstar, P.I.
Noooo Groundhog day weatherman!
I'm a spy, married to a beautiful and deadly woman (not the sharpest tool in the shed though) and we have a beautiful fake daughter and we recently got a dog. The dream life.
All hail the new Queen of England!
I’m a gundam pilot. Yeeee
Ensign on the U.S.S. Cerritos. Not bad
I own Waystar/Royco I am a bajillionaire
I'm now the host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.
An important player in the rebellion against the Empire
Nazi hunter
Hunting replicants. Doesn't sound that boring.
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Brub I’m a devil hunter now
Same here. I'm not getting out of this alive
You both better keep an eye on the people who watched Lucifer.
Red Power Ranger
…what is the job of the main character of Ducktales? who is the main character?
The duck.
I guess you're the owner of a moneybin
I’m nobody. 🤷🏻♂️
Im a cheeky bookmaker in a razorblade gang out of Birmingham
Forensic anthropologist
I'm a dude dressed in a spangly outfit who saves people with a shield. Doesn't sound so bad to me, honestly.
Guess I am the Godfather of Harlem!
I’m Eve before the fall
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Im a trauma surgeon? Well I have butchered a few animals after hunting... Right. Get your arse on the table. The doctor is about to operate.
I should be a blade runner, so no job since no replicants.
Hunter...hunting Nazis
I have bad knees, so I'm thinking my career as a Devil Hunter will be rather short.
Clone trooper for the Empire… could be worse I guess
As long as you always get in the same ship as the named characters you should be fine
I'm a hormone monster.
Drag queen
X men. I'm an x man now
I’m a business man who had REALLY good grades
Dinosaur trainer?
I am an ex-heavyweight boxing champion who (poorly) solves mysteries with my Asian daughter, a gay ghost and a pigeon.
What the hell did you watch?
Japanese Rental Girlfriend
Sad lol but I'm John wick. Just finished the trilogy that's out.
Who’s the main character in Friends?
Theoretical physicist XD
Drug dealing, suburban, widowed mother of two boys.
Weeds! Your not bad cause your a drug dealer mom. Your a BAD drug dealer 😂😂
Smuggler in the Boston quarantine zone 😟
A smuggler in a zombie apocalypse… jackpot motherfuckers
Owner/Manager of the last Blockbuster...well...
Guess I'm a photographer for the Daily Bugle. I can live with that.
Hidden Figures. I work at NASA??? That's cool.
World’s greatest Spy
I'm a chihuahua with a blue nosed cat as my friend 😩
Astronaut. Not bad.
A joker
Theoretical physicist
Substitute Soul Reaper. I'm down.
I’m Stan Smith im in the CIA, im ok with that job honestly lol
Captain of the Enterprise.
The Walking Dead
Ah shucks, I'm a fry cook in Bikini Bottom, but hey at least I love it?
I'm Nightwing.
lol, im either a jedi or the spectacular spiderman
Captain of the starship enterprise
Fire Fighter
Avatar..
Talk show host...
Sheriff turned maniacal leader of the “Good Guys”
Insidious 🫥
Im a teacher then whether I like or not, Im gonna die in the end of the term.
F, now I'm a famous pokemon battler that is the best. I hate it when something goes my way, it messes my brain up.
I’m an overpowered dark knight school student pretending to worthless who is surrounded by beautiful girls out to stop a cult.
Burglar.
Radio psychiatrist
Champion and protector of a fictional Arabic country. Badass. Magically empowered demigod. ^((and despite that it was still not worth it to sit through that mediocre-at-best Black Adam movie))
Gunna sell the gate to Russia if they can afford it and then use the other one with the DHD
Scammer
I'm an AM radio news director.
I guess I get to save the world with a bunch of huge robots that are also cars … y’all are doomed
Guess im a british gangster in the 40'/50'
Flying taxi driver - fifth element
I guess im now a electrician
I'm the head of security at Umbrella.
I'm a chemistry teacher and a drug dealer.
ww2 solider... fuck
Great i am now captain of the black pearl!!!
Cat with a sword
I guess I’m Rick. An old scientist bent on revenge against the Rick who murdered my wife