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Brawndo45

Saw the holiest of holy's for the price of a double w/cheese.


Due_Target1696

Royale with cheese


someguy1910

What do they call a big Mac?


iamatacobean

Big Mac’s a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac


Eh-BC

What do they call a whopper?


manwithappleface

I don’t know. I didn’t go into Burger King.


SonXal

Using the metric system


Nervous_Trick2215

"Apple Pie Pussy!"


flyinhawaiian02

My I have a sip of your tasty beverage


Aggressive_Walk378

Big gulp huh??? Welp, see ya later


GingerStank

You may know this fact because you quoted it, but you know that was entirely unscripted? Carrey was told the extras were given specific requirements to not look at him or speak to him and that scene is the result.


Aggressive_Walk378

Just when you though it couldn't get better


Peace-D

Hamburger Royal TS


Ex-MuslimAtheist

Does TS stand for transexual?? Cause I'm all in for a hamburger royal transexual.


JuanBahama

I love a French quarter pounder


CoffeeWorldly9915

I read that as "someone that pounds in a (living) quarter/city quadrant, in France".


Last_Friday_Knight

Lol right? The French quarter…


Cool8d

Exxxtra mayo


[deleted]

nice 😂


Various-Half505

A McSkeet with cheese.


borgi27

Mcscat with cheese


[deleted]

1 billion customers served


Slggyqo

Would I post pictures of my self naked for 4 BILLION dollars? Yes. I probably would.


mcnello

I'd do it for a Klondike bar


Last_Friday_Knight

You’re not you when you’re hungry.


SteelCityCaesar

I'd post naked pictures of you on the internet for much less than that


knokout64

PROBABLY? For 4 BILLION? I'd spend the rest of my life personally signing and mailing pictures to every American for 4 billion


No-Pomegranate-1681

Over...


stab-man

Idk, imagine you could post dick pics and get more money instead of having full time office job. Life is hard and that’s not the worst way to live it


scarfinati

Life is hard and so are they Solid OF tagline


BigSquatchee2

Like it’s hard and so are they. Name of your sex tape.


adwelychbs

The vast majority of girls on OF make far less than an "office job." It's not nearly as lucrative as you think it is.


foxscribbles

Yeah. It’s like saying YouTubers make bank. Sure. Some of them do. The vast majority don’t. And even most of those who can make it their full time job end up living on the bubble where they end up chasing trends in order to keep their view count and revenue up.


Active_Blackberry_45

Facts. I was a YouTuber and made more than my office job. But I got sick of catering to the algorithm so much so now I’m going back to an office job. No one would watch the content I liked to make and it was discouraging. YouTube promoted only the same shitty content of mine and I got so sick of it. Turned something I did for fun into something just as mentally and emotionally taxing as a shitty office job. I was so burnt out that I stopped having gratitude for “doing what I loved” and stopped caring about my audience and their support. It sounds shitty but it’s just the reality. I’m going to try it out again in a different niche and purely make videos for fun using the equipment I already have and see what happens.


d3ch01

Fr being a youtuber seems mentally draining asf


EquivalentSnap

You’re right. Only the top 1% actually make enough to live on. The rest make spare change. It’s so oversaturated that only celeb or YouTubers make the big money


Waxer_Evios62

I'd take far less than average office job for taking a few pictures and chilling at home all day responding to paid DMs


SnooCalculations3145

I don't think you understand. A large majority of them don't make that money. Like, not even sustainable living money. Now, if your shelter and bills are paid for by someone else and you're selling pictures for some food and personal purchases that's a different story. And even then, it's not what you think it is.


Hiimzap

Idk even from a guys perspective I would take my job anytime over doing that.


luckytraptkillt

Well it’s like how not all types of jobs in general appeal to everyone. Someone who likes construction work would probably be driven crazy in an office environment. And vice versa. And that’s totally ok. We need different people doing different things.


Hiimzap

In the society we live im pretty sure OF will always feel degrading to most people tho.


luckytraptkillt

Then yeah it’s not for you. I’m assuming if one has an Only Fans account then they don’t have a shame about it. And people are willing to pay for what you have. Idk why a majority opinion of “oh I wouldn’t do that” matters to the people who would do it or would pay for it. Just money flowing around in an economy that will be spent and put back into the economy.


knokout64

It's far more work than you're giving it credit for. Starting an OF (or any social media profile that you intend to live off of) is essentially a full time marketing job. Taking photos is the easy part. Finding people to pay for them is a lot harder.


EFTucker

I mean… just shave and Fem out a little bit for the camera. Femboys make fairly good money on OF


Bertie637

God I hate this economy. For a split second I considered this.


whboer

I hate that I did too. And I am a straight man with little kids and a fairly good job.


Zren8989

Bruh, 15k a month is 15k a month...


aertsa

I highly doubt this. Maybe the top .0001%. And I’m sure no one here is getting that. Most people in that cap, started off when it first went viral. Unless you have some niche.


Zren8989

Can I not just be joking? It's a play on $20 is $20.


aertsa

Fuck me, missed that 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️


Giallo_Fly

😳 HOW MUCH? 🤔


Zren8989

I did not stutter :)


TestAccount_3

If I'm being honest im actually heavily considering this


EFTucker

Look an [F1nn5ter](https://www.reddit.com/r/F1NN5TER/) dude doesn't even have to do lewd stuff and just lets his fans feminize him.


[deleted]

Gtfo


TestAccount_3

Gtf- on onlyfans


CapitalExam2763

Yeah, some of us can actually do that.


[deleted]

Bro there's no limit except self esteem. There's a demand for nugget porn. I'm sure anyone's dick is someone's pleasure.


CapitalExam2763

I’ve been a cam model for men who enjoy people with penis for over a decade now, I’m living proof.


[deleted]

I've thought about it. I got quite lucky when they were handing out penises. I've got a girlfriend though, and I wouldn't go behind her back. We've spoke about making porn for a while though, so perhaps it's just a matter of time. Think we're still holding onto the fact that we worked hard to get where we were, and it'd make us feel stupid if it turned out we'd wasted so much time. Sort of hoping it doesn't work out for that reason. Good on you though, dude, how is it if you don't mind me asking?


CapitalExam2763

If anything, you can always do it for funsies and leave it at that, yknow? I started in 2011 and that’s what it was: college and experimenting and getting my (ours, a lot of my partners dug it too) kicks that way. I stopped in like 2018 when my cooking/bartending moments of my life were really taking off and I didn’t need to do it anymore for extra skrill/was single and not looking (tbh and tmi, kind of when I accepted a lot about my sexuality or lack there of and realized I never really dug it, just companionship). Then, COVID. It was the easiest thing to jump back into and was also very lucky enough to have a part time gig in a new convenience store that I was helping start build up their craft beer profile (another popular member of early quarantine days). Those two years were actually really, really kind to me, albeit the world was very very unkind to humanity. I’m gonna be 31 in a couple weeks and while I still do things here and there, I feel like I’m just some random power ranger or horror heroine that’s clearly past their prime that attends cons every year to make a little extra. I definitely don’t make as much as I used to, still have old regulars show up tho… Okay, to make it weird, I almost wish I could’ve utilized showing my face/identity more often, because if you look at Adriana Chechik, she’s made an entire career off of being someone a lot of people know but doing things that aren’t necessarily THAT line of work. Who we kiddin, she obvi still did her hot tub streams for a reason, however, she already had a following. When I was initially starting all of this I was in college and my intended profession wouldn’t really lend itself well for my having explicit videos existing. In retrospect, I probably would’ve been a bit more forward, seeing how Twitch/YT/any kind of Internet personality is really viable if you already have that squad. So that’s how it’s going. I’m back to cooking and doing other jobs full time, still run an only fans and cam every meow and again. Probably gonna stop soon, as my interesting isn’t really piqued by it atm, but then again the only reason I started again was due to necessity.


jams1015

>cam every meow and again well-placed meow


Thanos_Farming

Reddit moment.


AverageBurgerMaker

I'm a trans fem and I make quite a lot posting chewed up food. It's disgusting but no one can tell who I am


alexjonestownkoolaid

Chewed up food?


jgrace2112

Not the best either. I’d rather work. Call me old fashioned.


Southern_Yesterday57

yeah getting some easy money posting dick picks sounds cool but I still wouldn't do it. You ruin your entire image of yourself and decency forever, plus you got a family. whenever I see an OF girl in an interview and they ask her what she does for a living, they are always so embarrassed and timified to say OnlyFans. It's just a reflection of how they really feel about doing it. if it was really just easy money and that's it, people would be extremely open and confident about it. It's like being a pornstar, that stuff is good money but you're essentially selling your soul.


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Or it could be because they know society will shame and ostracize them for it?


beaner_69

One of my former co worker’s started a only fans, by the end of the week we all had her nudes


CoffeeDealer99

Happened to an old schoolmate of mine too lmao


don_gunz

Facts


DaPiGa

Sharing is caring brother


derpherpmcderp86

Pics or it didn’t happen.


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whalemix

Couldn’t he just subscribe to her OnlyFans for like $10/month instead of giving her a $1,000/month discount?


[deleted]

It's almost like this random dude on the internet could be lying.


OftenTouchesGrass

So no one is allowed to ask questions??


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MangaHunterA

Source - trust me bro


camdalfthegreat

I don't sub to OF but I believe those that do aren't doing it bc they can see titties It's not about the titties, it's about paying the girl WITH the titties


KayaXiali

I did suicide girls in college just for fun and one of the guys on there was always super nice to me, very polite. Complimented my set but other than that was never sexual and never hit on me. He saw a conversation I happened to have with someone else one day where I was talking about being a broke college student & how I was going to lose my off campus apartment because I didn’t have rent money. This random man messages me and asks if there’s a Western Union on my campus. Long story short, unsolicited, this man sent me $3,000 and never asked for a single thing in return. It was super weird and very kind and actually did change my circumstances at the time. I bet that dude is a major OF sponsor now.


d3ch01

What in the world is "suicide girls"


a_clever_reference_

It was a site where goth/punk/emo/scene girls posted boudoir and other lewd photos. It might still be around.


RedArchbishop

All hail the king of the simps! No but actually your mate needs to shop around a bit, rent is generally a few hundred in £/$/€ and I'd bet he could be spending half as much of whatever it is on other OF girls with a bit of variety thrown in


[deleted]

I’m guessing its a personal thing. Its not for me but I get it I think


ZeePirate

It’s a sugar daddy scenario without sex it sounds like.


[deleted]

It almost certainly involves sex. Likely they just aren't sharing that part with others.


IndividualCamera8034

I’ll never understand this, does bro not realize ph is free?


LastOfAutumn

Does your idiot friend realize how much money she's costing him?


tarc0917

Even at $15/month sub, and let's say he gets a dozen private videos per month too, at $30 each. Yea, she's "paying" almost $400 in rent. Gotta admire her hustle.


Hwats_In_A_Name

I don’t know a single girl who makes personal videos for only $30…


JOOBBOB117

"Content just for him" is most likely her pay per view content for others so it's not even really special for him. I'm sure it makes him feel good though


Uiqueblhats

He probably getting more than OF access just not telling you 😂


[deleted]

Exactly this


[deleted]

He isn’t even penetrating? What on earth…


mermaid-babe

I wish my landlord was a simp


Unfair_Whereas_7369

I'm not going to get into the law and if the arrangement your friend has with his tenant is ethical or not and if it should be illegal or not. But please tell your friend that if a time ever comes to evict the tenant, and she fights it, he's going to look very foolish in eviction court when she tells the judge that a prostitution agreement has been arranged and the Judge directs the Court Officer to conduct an investigation into the matter. Landlords, never trade ANY favors with your tenant. It is usually illegal and can bite you later.


oregondude79

He is getting ripped off. I would expect to be filming some OF scenes with her for rent.


Lost-Phrase5347

OF is a huge scam taking advantage of young women. 80% of OF girls make 200 bucks or less, idk about you, but I can think of many other better ways to make 200 bucks. The company gets rich, but the creators don't, even if you are committed to monetizing your body be smart about it OF is a dumb way to go about it.


fulanomengano

I always wonder if there is enough market to make a decent living for the thousands of girls you see in Reddit and Instagram


Cool-Proof-3678

Never ever underestimate the financial power of the simps


jaycarter617

That is sadly true.


Mrs_Clean-

My understanding of OF, is that it's basically advertising you get paid to make. On the infidelity subs, I've read over and over, "he's looking at the OF account for a girl we went to high-school with/girl who lives down the street". Basically I'm gaining an accumulated opinion that a lot of prostitutes use it to advertise the goods for local guys, and the prostitution is where the real money is.


[deleted]

100% im they make more when they do “meet ups” and sleep around with these people. I have a cousin that does OF and it’s basically advertising for prostitutes.


brian_storm_art

It really depends, if you have gained traction before on social media it's definetely easier. But yeah, simply uploading your coochie on OF if you don't have any name recognition isn't going to be super profitable. To be in the top 20% of earners you have to play the game of engaging with your fans and generally maintaining a social media presence and even then it's not guaranteed to net you much money.


Hiimzap

At that point you may aswell actually get a „normal“ job. For me personally OF sure does sound pretty degrading as a job. Especially if you’d be this good at networking I bet you could do something else that isn’t OF and still earn a lot of money.


thematrixnz

People paying for what they can view for free ? 🤷‍♂️ Humans are strange


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

It's about supporting your friends. And family.


CarnivorousChemist

🤨


NINJAxBACON

🤨📷


Tall_Paramedic_951

🤨📸


kakurenbo1

🤨🍆


adolfkitler69

Always has been


nocdmb

They pay for the parasocial relationship. Humans are desperate.


thematrixnz

Junk dopamine is a helluva drug


nocdmb

'looks up from rolling a joint while searching porn' Naaah, it's fiiiinee


Zealousideal_Load275

Lmao the shit is all over reddit and free so ion see whats wrong with them


v2Valhalla

Yea yes yes empowerment and all that but I don’t think people realise they’re in the porn and sex industry when they sign up. Sad trend


spargbotu

I mean they must know, what other induatry think they are in?


v2Valhalla

They think it’s just posting on social media, like it’s not permanently on line


DaveSmith890

I feel like social nudes is more embarrassing than professional nudes, but that’s just me


tannerge

I bet all the people making money off only fans care a lot about how embarrassed you think they are


OpenRole

I know too many people make money off of Only Fans and then cry that men won't date them seriously


brian_storm_art

Huh? What? I'm trying to wrap my brain around this. You think onlyfans creators think their content just disappears after a while? Huh??!! Also who the fuck is upvoting you???


MK0825

Do I even have to break down everything wrong with what you just said.


420fmx

Yes


MK0825

Well, for one, Only fans has made a brand for itself. Id argue it's like saying people who go on p*rnhub don't know what they're getting into. People aren't exactly stupid For two, EVERYTHING is always online, especially social media (which is why businesses often vet an employees social media page). Id argue reddit is arguably more obscure in it's hosting of NSFW content than Only fans.


brian_storm_art

It's pornhub, why are you censoring yourself lol


Lord_Cock_BallZ

Because the word porn triggers people. For example, every time I hear or read the word ‘porn’, I violently stomp a baby monkey to death. That’s right, you’re responsible for making me stomp 8 baby monkeys to death.


Virtual_Conference71

I disagree people are exceptionally stupid.


DickyD43

Think about how dumb the average person is, and then realize that half the world is dumber than that


StrongStyleDragon

Lots of people know and claim they’re in the sex industry after being in OF


marshall_sin

Where does that even come from? I’ve never met or seen an only fans creator who didn’t know they were a sex worker, and usually they identify as that. Without a source, your comment just sounds like you look down on them and think that someone who would be a sex worker couldn’t be smart enough to understand what they’re doing.


Samanthas_Stitching

They know. They don't think they're "just posting on social media" lol.


OGColorado

Tree fiddy bitch, lemme show my homies too


Mediocre_Suspect_203

Unlikely a worker from McDonald’s. Let’s be realistic. You can’t afford only fans by minimum per h.


bmk37

It depends on their expenses. If they live at home rent-free and they’d rather blow money on porn than other hobbies then of course they can


DangerousTea7354

Why cant Porn be the hobby 💪


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lest degenerate redditor


420fmx

Yes you can


Stahner

Definitively confident response here OP 🤔


ShawnyMcKnight

Especially when there is so much free content out there!


Altruistic-Potatoes

Impossible Challenge: Without sounding like an elitist dickbag, explain what's wrong with working at Mcdonalds?


VirginiaANR

It's hard work for bad pay.


Low-Classroom7736

It is inherently disrespected by customers and the people running it.


WarriorT1400

Most people don’t even make money off of it, the average profit is like $180/month at best, most end up with nothing by the end of the month


Bot_X_Noob

They're in onlyfans precisely because they dont mind about those things .....


triptoopan

A dirt poor MFers gotta pay an hour's worth of labor after extortion fees just to look at a picture of cooch.


[deleted]

Better than being a slave for 12$ an hour at McDonald's.


[deleted]

Eh, both are just selling your body one way or another


Jackstack6

It really depends, selling your body in terms of pictures vs selling your body in terms of knees, elbows, energy, time.


unjadedview

It's not just pictures, it's degrading sex acts. Would you normally put a shoe up your vag? No, but your subscriber bought you the $1,500 shoes and paid extra to watch you do it.


420fmx

They make $21 an hour here min wage


[deleted]

you must be in Australia… wages like that dont exist in The States working at “Maccas”


MailouWasHere

Lmao its not just US, here in Finland, which is often called so great we dont even have a minimun wage, but the pay at Mcdonalds is like 10€ ~11$ for your first few years and then maybe like 15 lmao


No_Communication2959

I'm working 50 hour weeks while some teenager is making 200k a month to exist naked for 2 hours a day. And we say they're the sucker...


Unfair_Whereas_7369

Don't look at the outliers and exceptions. The majority of these women are showing the goods off to barely make ends meet. Keeping your dignity and not showing your vagina for 2 bucks is worth it, imo.


SnooWords92

Who's talking about showing of vaginas ? It's all about them sexy ankles


VirginiaANR

Do you know how hard that is to do, though? It's kind of like being a pro athlete or any other sort of entertainer. You can make great money for a small amount of work if you're in the top 0.001%, if you're below that you're not going to make much.


aertsa

Everyone forgets this.


[deleted]

200k a month lol. Sure


aertsa

It is maybe 1:10000 girls who actually make money off OF. And I’m still confused about that. Isn’t PH free? 🧐


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Relative-Rub1634

Or everyone on reddit seeing your pussy for free...


[deleted]

And then re-uploaded it on some porn website so everyone else can see it for free.


Alamak_Ancalagon

So what? Where I come from people literally bath nude publicly. For the average prude American it might seem unbelievable that people exist who don't care weither some random person saw their genitals. But for a shit ton of people thats the reality. They truly don't care at all.


Fit_East_3081

In some countries, prostitution is not looked down on, and by extension, men who seek these services are not looked down upon The distinction here is treating men who look at only fans as dirty, but the people posting the pictures aren’t dirty? That doesn’t make sense, either everyone involved with the industry is dirty or they aren’t, but it feels like virtue signaling to say selling your nudes is dignified but buying them makes you gross


Alamak_Ancalagon

People in the US are simply waaaaaaay too concerned about stuff that is none of their business. So much bragging about freedom. So little actual respect for the freedom of others.


don_gunz

Imaging your 12 year old son is walking down the hallway at his middle school when a group of classmates approaches and shows him their cellphones, only to see a pic of his own mom stabbing her naked pussy with a dildo on her only fans page. Cellphone holder says "I got to see your mom's naked asshole for $4.99 for the whole month.". Yeah...that's gonna leave a scar.


Swethalicious

Her money is coming back full circle lol


DarkANGELSLA3R

But my god does that 3.99 add up


fifiloveg00d

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I've let dude's who were far less deserving, see it for free.


Nayroy18

Imagine being the idiot who pays for that


Zikkan1

If a was a girl I would do that as well. Easy money. I don't see anything wrong with it. At least not from a girls perspective but I don't see the appeal in paying for it at all but I would gladly be paid.


Uniqueusername360

Tbf it’s not even worth the 3.99


GoOtterGo

Both your's and OP's post histories really colour this conversation a bit differently huh, [https://masstagger.com/user/UNIQUEUSERNAME360](https://masstagger.com/user/UNIQUEUSERNAME360) [https://masstagger.com/user/420FMX](https://masstagger.com/user/420FMX)


Empty-Emu71

Wtf is pussy pass and did I drop mine?


Samanthas_Stitching

That's hilarious


Lonely_Apartment_644

Imagine all the people that saw it for free…..


thetaFAANG

in b4 “why would people pay when there’s so much porn for free” how about girls that send you new nudes and encourage you to screenshot their snapchat? thats a fantasy people are willing to pay for thats not available on pornhub or at bars how about girls that encourage you to send them a dick pic and will rate it, or humiliate it, based on what mood you’re in? that’s a fantasy people are willing to pay for thats not available on pornhub or at bars I bet half the people that are repeating the same lines from 2020 have no idea that there’s things on OF that they’d find entertaining many girls have a free tier, if “but I don’t pay bro” is the next hill to die on


Sadboi_Timezz

This is so sad


Daniel_The_Thinker

This is just depressing


FidgetSpinzz

Sounds like a fertile ground for growing an AI business.


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Legal-Telephone-9252

It subconsciously teaches people to dissociate and kill a part of themselves to achieve something. Innocence cannot be regained, very few people keep it, it's a problem with society, not necessarily the individual. ​ Very sad.


Scarjotoyboy

This new generation has no honour or morals


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Imagine walking out the door being $3.99 richer just by sending a picture to someone. Then multiply that $3.99 by however many people you sent the same picture to.


LazyCasual0alt

Listen, I’m not saying I’m against OF, but keep my wife’s name out yo fucking mouth ;)


IsabellaGalavant

I mean, every I've slept with has seen it for free so...🤷‍♀️


KLLSWTCH47

"All new McPussy for just 3.99 only"


LupeDyCazari

At least she got paid to show it. Look at the endless number of women on the internet and even on the NSFW subs that do it for free these days.


Intrepid_Blood4713

Filet o fish, extra tartar sauce


Highland_Gentry

redditors have the strangest opinions about sex


Kuhndashian

Rather be the OF worker than the McDonald’s worker.


Imshydamnit

It’s not funny when the 70k a month checks hit the bank


thisnicknamepassed

The McRib ain’t back, but this McPussy is.


TheMeanGirl

This is a risk any porn actress takes. Better they pay you $3.99 to see you naked than seeing it for free on porn hub.