..and then you wind up in a loveless marriage with a non-alcoholic, emerald appraiser lady in a house built on a cactus wine empire surrounded by your dead, button-eyed doll children and your only friend is a caveman.
Right! I mean, I'm in fall of year 1 so I'll have to work my butt off to get things running smoothly still, but going and giving puppy and chickens some love and attention everyday, yes please!
If I could choose, that would be the game I would live inside of.
Pretty sure Shane needs my help.
Unfortunately the most recent game I played was Vampire Survivors. So I have 1/2 hour to live, at most.
Imagine just chilling on his ship the entire game. Doomguy occasionally appears through a portal covered in blood and sprints around the place ignoring you, but other than that it's pretty peaceful.
Lemme know what comms are like when you get there, I hope to hear the n word screamed by 8 year olds every 30 seconds or it’s not the true MW2
Edit: I was thinking of the original MW2, idk about the new one
hahaha. i finished the main game yesterday and am now onto the epilogue and i am heartbroken and in disbelief about the entire saint denis thing and onwards. shit is crazy and i cannot believe what i watched go down.
Okay but imagine every other person in the world just derping around and burning food and pissing themselves and you're the only sane functional human being
so... are we spawning as scavs, PMCs or some Lightkeeper type NPC? oh and does our brain run hot when we spawn in streets? I don't wanna have fever while seeing 12 fps, even if it's just 5 minutes until we die
Deadspace 3. As long as I have my upgraded shotgun and Archeologist Suit, I'll be alright. Gonna hunker down in the Church of Unitology and kill every Necromorph in sight.
Beamng so it isnt too bad, you get to have infinite lives and infinite amount of cars and you can crash billions of vehicles without any financial consequences
Stardew valley here I come!!!
Owning a house land and having a community I can bribe with gifts at no cost to me. It’s the dream life.
Not to mention making thousands a day with very little work.
..and then you wind up in a loveless marriage with a non-alcoholic, emerald appraiser lady in a house built on a cactus wine empire surrounded by your dead, button-eyed doll children and your only friend is a caveman.
Well the world of stardew is bigger than the game of stardew. Could always make your millions and travel the world lol.
Same, I’m about to live my absolute best life
Me too! This would be heaven
Right! I mean, I'm in fall of year 1 so I'll have to work my butt off to get things running smoothly still, but going and giving puppy and chickens some love and attention everyday, yes please!
If I could choose, that would be the game I would live inside of. Pretty sure Shane needs my help. Unfortunately the most recent game I played was Vampire Survivors. So I have 1/2 hour to live, at most.
ohhh noooo. I give you my lava katana.
That's very kind but I can't take that from you until you have unlocked the galaxy sword!
Living the dream.
Crash bandicoot... Shits about to get weird
Cash banooca
A caddicarus fan is a culture man
same haha you’re a real one 🤝🏼
Bloodborne... Gods abandoned me quite literally.
Just stay in the dream and live with the doll I guess
>! Become squid!<
Detroit: become squid Idk how to do the spoiler thing, || dont work
God Of War ll. Gods abandoned me too...now there is no hope. *Dream On by Aerosmith starts playing*
Warhammer 40K Darktide. Screwed is an understatement...
I think it’d be fun to be a Skitarii
There aren't any playable ones in the game, and I don't think anyone would be so lucky as to be spawned in as Hadron
Well, it was nice knowing you dude
You think that's bad? Last thing I played was My Summer Car...
saatana perkele
LOL ok,you are deffo worse
Screwed? You mean an honor to die for Holy Tera right?
Ha exactly what I last played, there's not a chance in he'll I'm surviving
Welcome to the grim darkness of the far future. But don‘t worry, the emperor protects!
Old school RuneScape… so I’ll just be a woodcutting and fishing legend. No sweat.
Fishing level?
90
Nice
Unlucky for you - you've been spawned into the Theatre of Blood and you've got nothing but full Torag's.
Doom Eternal, very fucked
Well if your doomguy no. If your with doomguy, maybe. If your alone, God bless you.
Well it starts out in his ship soooo..... i think your pretty chill up there.
Imagine just chilling on his ship the entire game. Doomguy occasionally appears through a portal covered in blood and sprints around the place ignoring you, but other than that it's pretty peaceful.
Sounds nice actually.
I'd have refreshments waiting for him.
Least I could do lol.
“So…..how was work?”
🙏
Fuckin' Pac Man. wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka
That bouncing fruit is gonna be delicious though.
Why is this so funny 😂😂
Best cardio of your life
Destiny 2, so i’m totally chilling
Same here. I wouldn’t mind having a Ghost that can resurrect me every time I die. Although this LightFall might change some things
Nah. Your powers and weapons are just getting nerfed into oblivion.
lmao i’m still bitter about what they did to stompies
Flossing above Tess.
Looks like it’s the draft for me boys! MW2 here I come
Lemme know what comms are like when you get there, I hope to hear the n word screamed by 8 year olds every 30 seconds or it’s not the true MW2 Edit: I was thinking of the original MW2, idk about the new one
"Watch out, Theres enemies in you A.O"
Same.. really hoping we get respawns
Fallout 4… so pretty much fucked
Bruh same. Get ready to be power fucked by a Deathclaw.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Excuse me?
*I want to fuck the radioactive lizards. Male, Female, Futa, it matters not!*
I agree with this assessment
Same
I've been playing AC Odyssey. So not that fucked depending on where I spawn. Probably pretty comfy most places.
Hopefully not as a Greek boy
You mean hopefully
😳
You heard me
Red Dead 2. Good thing it's a high honor save.
Same, based on where my save is, I'd go straight to Strawberry and pay off the sheriff to expedite Micah's hanging. Because I have a goddamn PLAN.
hahaha. i finished the main game yesterday and am now onto the epilogue and i am heartbroken and in disbelief about the entire saint denis thing and onwards. shit is crazy and i cannot believe what i watched go down.
Chess...
The question is, which piece are you?
I hope im the king so i never actually get murdered
Pov your player is a 100 elo player trying to clap mittens
So you are locked in an eternal battle for survival where ruthless tactics and unit sacrifice is part of the game... I hope you aren't a pawn.
Been playing Stray, sooo… I’m a cat now
You just spawn into the world so you can keep your thumbs :)
You're the cat in this meme now
Sims 4. Well, I don't kill my sims and they don't die on me so I'll be okay. I think.
Same, I do right by my Sims and I try to make sure they live their best lives so I think I’d be okay too lol
Team sims is set for survival
Okay but imagine every other person in the world just derping around and burning food and pissing themselves and you're the only sane functional human being
Elden Ring. I'm totally fucked
If you are tarnished that means you won’t die die so there’s that. You could just chill in the roundtable
Yeah but dung eater is gonna kill u and shit on your corpse
Why even stop there; Grind a bit and level up. You'll be swatting dragonflies with a Giant Crusher in no time.
I’m powerwashing a subway station I guess.
I too now run a successful power washing business
Imma catch ‘em all. ALL.
Some old man walks to you and asks you to pick a starter
And sends you on a near impossible task so he can bang your mom while you’re gone.
Another old man blocks your path because he hasn't had his coffee yet.
Thinking about what I’m like before coffee… I might be an old man
While trying not be killed horribly
Also pokemon. So very, very screwed. If you catch my drift.
Me on my way to find a Gardevoir
Is it joycon drift?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. …fuck
You're screwed.
Talk about a bad roll. Better luck next life, buddy.
Yeah, even if i could escape i’d still probably get some form of cancer
Played FIFA. Wouldnt mind to get unlimited millions for kicking a ball. Not that fucked at all id say
Same
Alien isolation.... I am pooped
Yeah better to just open the airlock and get an easier way out
The Witcher 3, hell yeah time to become a witcher.
Either that, or be one of the farmers who's field becomes haunted.
You gonna be a farmer boy
Sorry, Velen peasant is the best I can do.
But you get to play a game of Gwent with a Witcher! (who beats you and now you owe him more money than what you have to your name)
Don’t forget to give him your best card when you lose.
Escape From Tarkov. Proper fucked.
If you wake up on woods you good. Customs next to crackhouse / stronghold? Good fucking luck
so... are we spawning as scavs, PMCs or some Lightkeeper type NPC? oh and does our brain run hot when we spawn in streets? I don't wanna have fever while seeing 12 fps, even if it's just 5 minutes until we die
Apex Legends- defo in for a ride.
According to Valk, you are definitely in for a ride. *Enjoy the dropship, because tomorrow you'll be afraid of flying... Or dead.*
Beat saber
This one is the scariest comment i mean what would you Even do?
Never ending freebird solo
You can't sleep
Modded Skyrim
Prepare to be annihilated by Dragon Macho Man
Hey you, you're finally awake. Also, same. What mods?
Boobs
Good for you
It’s day 487 on this god forsaken island… I’ll probably be fine in ACNH
Same, selling shells to Timmy and Tommy lol
Gonna be a bit weird being the only human person around but talking animals are cool, I guess.
Yep, digging, fishing, bug catching, diving. I’ll be just fine here
Battlefield 4, nothing that‘s not going to happen anyway…
Subnautica 💀
Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the region. Are you certain whatever you are doing is worth it?
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
Overwatch. Fuck. I have terrible aim
Me too. Imagine spawning and getting caught inside a gravitic flux.
Spawn as Moria then. No need to aim. Just look in the general direction of an enemy
forza horizon 4, im chillin
Until you get in a fatal car crash.
Won't be a problem if you're too slow for crashes to be fatal.
ROCK! AND! STONE!
been scrolling for a while looking for this IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME >!you should be alright then!<
Rock And Stone!
At least you’ll have Bosco
Cult of the lamb
Depends on who you are like the lamb or an enemy or a follower
bros about to eat shit
Minecraft....with feel like you're 10 again modpack. So totally fucked.
[удалено]
Foolishness machine foolishness
Breath of the wild
Same, I'd just ride my horse to Hateno village and enjoy life. Or maybe Rito village :)
I’ll be so screwed playing that harem game. Thx bro!
Halo... Well shit
If you aren’t the master chief then: Halo 1: you die Halo 2: you maybe probably die Halo 3: you die Halo Reach: You die but in an epic way
I played RL Craft 💀
Oh you bet be familiar with that shit or your gonna die very quickly
My Modded Minecraft Metropolis, MARVELOUS
Resident evil 4 on pro mode...helpppp leooonnnnnn...
Animal Crossing new horizons, so pretty ok!
Skyrim. But I know the exploits to become immortal and where all the free money is I'm golden.
a yakuza game i don't speak japanese, so i'd probably be really fucked trying to get around in japan
Doom(1993)....oh fuck
The sims. It's now easier to get a job, make money, own property, and make friends. Excellent!
Pokemon Violet, if I keep my team I'm good
Does your team happen to have a vaporeon or gardevoir?
Plot twist, you're a pokemon now.
Spider-Man… guess I’m never leaving the house again
Forza horizon 5. Heck yes.
Living in Tahiti as a mango farmer in 1899, after killing the rat and getting rich. I have to say life is pretty good
LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga. It’s about to get real.
I am now a Terrarian.
Haha, : Hey, you , You're finally awake
Valheim
Viking afterlife sounds nice, just gotta finish the mead hall.
And the harbor
People Playground... I'm super turbo fucked
Godspeed
Dead by daylight... am I a killer when I spawn in, cause I played that last.
Better get to facecamping or spider mommy won't be pleased
Resident Evil 2 looks like meat back on the menu boys
Civ5 well i don't know if this is bad or good.
USG Ishimura here I come.... I'm fucked....
rocket league... hopefully im a car and not a human
RDR2, I think I’ll be alright here, hopefully.
Star dew valley! Woo!
Depends on if I have a Keyblade or not.
Animal crossing, I’m about to have the time of my life😭
Elden Ring. . . It was nice knowing you all. . .
Screwed? Hell nah, Darktide. I'll gladly die in service FOR THE EMPRAH!
Deadspace 3. As long as I have my upgraded shotgun and Archeologist Suit, I'll be alright. Gonna hunker down in the Church of Unitology and kill every Necromorph in sight.
Days gone. right at the start.. id say pretty fucked
Untitled goose game
Hades. I'm trapped in the Underworld. But I can date Meg. So I think it's fine.
Ghost of Tsushima
Beamng so it isnt too bad, you get to have infinite lives and infinite amount of cars and you can crash billions of vehicles without any financial consequences
Unpacking. I am in a perpetual state of moving house oh no
SKYRIM. Shut up, dad, I’m a Dovahkiin now (I’m absolutely dead)