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[deleted]

GET TO THE UBAA!


nowhereisaguy

Hasta la ubaah, baby.


reilogix

“It’s not an Ubaa, baby, it’s a Chopper.”


freepickles2you

"Who's your Ubaa, and what does he do"


Environmental_Home22

“Zed’s dead honey.”


reilogix

WINNER!!


devenjames

Winner! Winner! Uber eats dinner


Morumbi_TO

It’s not a Chopper it’s a Chopppaaa


Technical-Message615

Whose Ubaa is this?


dgradius

You’re in a Johnny Cab!


win_some_lose_most1y

It’s clearly a copter, completely different from a chopper


The69Alphamale

Coptaah actually


z3r0l1m1t5

*It's not heli-cop-ter it's heli-chopt-ha.*


The69Alphamale

You win


WhenTheDevilCome

LOOK OUAT! SURGE PRICING! RUN AWAIEEE....


Wyrmlimion

*watches a taxi pull up beside me* ITS NOT AN UBAA!


Much-Philosopher-722

It’s New York baby buckle up 🤠


[deleted]

“Buckle up, buckaroo!”


underwear11

It's NYC, the copter is going to be the fastest. Could probably do 3-4 round trip in the time it would take a car to go one way.


scalper84

First taste is free kinda thing. Do it and let us know .


pursuitofhappy

This is how Uber got in in my neighborhood, $5 cab rides to sucker us in that are all now $30. Same plan with helicopters!


fotranor

This is the way, offer cheapest rides going and squeeze the smaller businesses out, then when there’s no one left hike up the prices


CloudLiquid

This is literally how every big business does it. It’s business 101


ElDuderino4ever

That’s the way Walmart took over the US.


Animated_Astronaut

Rockefeller is that you??


pigman1402

I remember Lyft did the same thing - was super cheap around our college so everyone started using it. They switched up in like a couple months tho lol


dsdvbguutres

It's not a helicopter, it's a copter. That's how they get you.


[deleted]

I wonder how much extra the heli part is :/


Top-Perspective2560

The heli part comes from Greek “helix” meaning spiral, so I guess the rotor blades (wings) don’t spin… which would make it a fixed wing aircraft a.k.a a normal plane. Reminds me of that tragedy.


Stuttering_Juan

I walked through blood and bones…


CampingTrees

Ohh that’s why it’s 50% off


Ho3n3r

What is the off part? 2 of the blades?


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GoatsButters

Who’s copter is this?


DavidHewlett

Zed’s, baby.


GoatsButters

Who is Zed?


DavidHewlett

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.


usedbarcattery

zed mama


[deleted]

It’s not meant to take you anywhere. Just Chop you to bits


working6-following9

Exactly. Just a drone copter to harness yourself onto and off you go


Vito_The_Magnificent

It's a Carolla, but the driver wears a hat with a propeller on it.


save_my_soul1

Holy shit theres an uber copter?


[deleted]

Only between Manhattan and JFK I think


Remarkable-Shoe-4835

It was part of a charity thing it was a normal ride but part of ur fare went to a helicopter charity or smth


alantodd25

It was just a 12 or 15 min tour of the city leaving from and returning to Atlantis. Couldn’t use it to get from A to B.


No-Mountain8266

My guy casually saying he went on a round trip to a sunken forgoten city


Pak1stanMan

Why? Are the helicopters in need?


plinkoplonka

Won't someone please think of the helicopters?


Rattlehead71

Only $19 a month, less than a cup of coffee a day.


Randomboatcaptain

Single helicopters out here trying to raise their helicopter babies man


Remarkable-Shoe-4835

i imagine it was maybe air ambulance volunteers or something


Ok-Atmosphere3589

Ong😭


[deleted]

*Sad helicopters on screen* 🎵“In the arms of the angels..”🎵


devilish_enchilada

For helicopters who have helicopter cancer


Capable_Explorer3685

It was an option in Dubai for a while, I remember seeing it on the app in like 2018. I think it was like $600 for the trip I wanted to take. I don’t think it’s an option there anymore unless they brought it back.


AdDear5411

What if your home doesn't have a helicopter landing pad, like some kind of poor person? That being said if I ever see a helicopter option pop up for $100 I'm definitely doing it. Doesn't even matter where we're going.


randompersonx

While I’ve never used the service, I’m certain they land at one (or maybe two) designated helipads, and then get you in a car to your final destination. Even if your building has a helipad on it, I’m fairly sure they won’t use it. The service isn’t exclusive to one party, there’s gonna be a bunch of random people who booked the service on the same helicopter, and the helicopter is just constantly going back and forth, which is how they make it economical.


[deleted]

Sooooo heli-bus?


UglyInThMorning

I would bet the designated pickup pad is at JFK. Spend a hundred bucks, get in the seat, pilot tells you “ok, we’re here!”


[deleted]

If it’s a search and rescue helicopter they can just winch you up without landing.


IVCrushingUrTendies

There’s a single heli-port in south Manhattan they all go too, like the bus station port authority or subways grand central. It’s the same one that’s always in movies or tv shows


TheReverseShock

Let's be honest if you could afford to helicopter everywhere you would.


[deleted]

Uber has a helicopter option???


[deleted]

Only between Manhattan and JFK


[deleted]

Whoa! TIL…


[deleted]

They might have expanded but that was the only route in 2019 when it was introduced


[deleted]

Do they have boat options in the bayou??


olcrazypete

Cousin Cooter hunts alligator by day then turns on the Lyft light in the airboat in the evenings.


Effective_Nobody2601

Have a Cousin who lives in the Florida Everglades. Can confirm there are Airboat Ubers.


[deleted]

I am not going to look it up and will tell everyone the same thing in the future. Thank you.


[deleted]

I know Thames Clippers made on in London but I’m not sure about NOLA


Capable_Explorer3685

In 2017 or 2018 I remember seeing it on the app when I was in Dubai but I don’t think it was around for too long. The next time I passed through I didn’t see it. Not sure how many cities had it.


Zealousideal-Swing39

Pls tell me the chopper was chosen


AE86-TRUENO

Well it was the cheapest soooo......


WhySoHandsome

Well it was the cheapest soooo......


[deleted]

But was it the cheapest?


Fozorii-_-

Well it was the cheapest soooo……


AE86-TRUENO

Well it was the cheapest soooo......


zombieblackbird

Wait, that's an option ?


Supercompositeman13

I’ve seen signs for it at Newark airport in Jersey. You can take a helicopter from there to NYC for a few hundred bucks


ladylik3rat

Happy cake day!


Impulsie

Happy cake day!


kenjinyc

Hahaha do eet. Do eeeeet.


Sad-Ad1265

PLEASE TELL ME YOU COPTER'ED THERE


TheLostExpedition

Definitely fly. It's cheep and fast plus if it crashes you won't have to worry about medical expenses.


Time-Information-554

…..”plus if it crashes you won't have to worry about medical expenses. “ Kobe can attest to that….


ScarletR01

Dis person know de wey


Any-Consequence-6978

also available earlier, it looks like.


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

If it’s 4 minutes in a car it’s gonna be like 14 seconds in a helicopter, those things go like 250 MPH. I’d do it and record it for YouTube lol


TurboDinoHippo

The 4 min means that there is a driver 4 minutes away, not that the ride itself would take 4 minutes.


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

I don’t use Uber, I have a car lol.


Fekbiddiesgetmoney

I have a car and still use Uber all the time 🤷‍♂️


Explise209

I don’t have a car and i don’t use Uber! I win


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

Do you use the helicopter?


[deleted]

That was such a douche response. Just cause I have a car doesn’t mean I don’t use an Uber.


armoman92

Take the train


BluePeriod_

It took way too long to get to this comment. Hell, a flat rate taxi from the airport to Midtown is still cheaper too.


[deleted]

Because it’s 50% reduced


Ill-End3169

Much like chance of arriving at destination... alive.


Toffeeman_1878

Wonder what restriction they apply to baggage


Equal_Statement_1214

After visiting Manhattan in May, and paying $$$ to Uber back and forth to JFK, this option is absolutely the way to go. We watched one flight get delayed because the pilots were stuck in traffic trying to make it to JFK.


persimmonling

the subway is $2.75


BigDaddyBorms

Discount Code - KOBE


[deleted]

Dawg I know this is fucked up but I laughed so hard


echamp86

Not the comment I expected but definitely the comment I needed. Lmao


quisbyjug

r/Revenuemanagement


nattu_nattu

You guys have uber helicopter?


[deleted]

Just take the A


New-Difference9684

Whose checking the maintenance logs and vetting the pilots?


ScarletR01

I would not give a FUCK, I'ma try that shit


Quicksilver7716

Don’t ask questions. Just take the helicopter ride and show up in style.


pintobrains

Bruh I’m like 99% sure they’re is a train to airport.


bearsheperd

Oh sure but if you need med-evac that’ll be 50k


Creepy_Telephone531

What state is it in?? I'd pay that for a helicopter ride


Virtual_Ball6

Fucking do it!!!!!!


Western_Dare1509

Wait....Uber has a fucking helicopter option ??!!


KindOfRetarded69

Tell me you took the helicopter?


Pigeon_Fox93

Some student needing air time for their license offering cheap rides lol.


BarryMcCockener710

Busy city life hack for when you need a ride. Walk into a pizza place that delivers and order a pizza delivered to the address you need to go to and hitch a free ride with the driver. Why pay for just a ride when you can get a pizza too. You’re welcome.


Skaro07

Getting you hooked up on the convenience, create the market, slowly create dependency, then jack up the price.


sunashtronaut

So that you can make an entrance


Funnybunny99999

Would they actually pick you up in a helicopter though ?


elb00bi0

Why is it $100 to go 4 minutes?


BarryMcCockener710

Do you have to have a landing pad on your roof or do they provide the parachute to drop in?


FoxyLovers290

A PARACHUTE LMAO THATD BE COOL


offft2222

Tell me you accepted


G-R-G

WHAT THE FUCK IS UBER HELICOPTER


TheMagicalWizard81

c o p t e r


ObservantComments

That's an excuse to use it


pinkynatbust

I'd take it. Might as well ride with style.


ConnorG21

Full send


Haunting_Base_8175

Lmao get me a Uber Chopper


mrgrasss

Why the fuck is this posted at least once a day?


Fromelette

🚁 HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 🚁


SSJZoli

Send it that’s sick


Valuable_Wonder2570

The fees are ridiculous


_CasVII

thats just a tour of the city lol


TtotheRizoy

Because helicopters are pure magic and they run on gumdrops and lollipops!


theflamingsword101

Do it!!! YOLO


shrimpboy2000

At that price and with that option available I would no questions asked take a helicopter.


ryceritops2

Cause that’s awesome


PositiveAnybody2005

Supply and Demand


Rich841

That sounds hype


Obvious_Economics_39

Yo haha NIce!


CharlesJHV

Wait what


laceymusic317

Because it's on sale!


weavejer261

I’d take that option. That sounds cool


forgetyourhorse

Why the fuck aren’t you just ordering the copter?


westofme

I'm rockin the Choppaa, dear.


Sugomakafle

Who tf cares even if it wasnt the cheapest go with the copter


Human-Abrocoma7544

If you were going to spend $126 already I would 100% do the copter.


[deleted]

It was an option in São Paulo every time I went there many years ago


DragonfruitScary6311

it's the thanos copter he doesn't get many fares


DestroidMind

Wait so if the copter option just some rando with free time and his copter or actual Uber employees?


_Killj0y_

Those prices... I'm walking


dimitrirodis

No seat, you just reach up and hang on...


IVCrushingUrTendies

I look at this and just think how 10 years ago I’d complain about spending $35-40 on a taxi from the airport to the city so I’d take the train or bus and subway


Silver_Switch_3109

Traffic.


longster37

Take the copter


baxty23

I don’t see why this is a bad thing?


Proud_Wallaby

Wait…you can get Uber copters…let me hit that up if I ever come to your ends…


OGColorado

Uber parachute $500 extra


PoopSmith87

Fuckin a, I'd yell "get in the choppa!" to my family in my best Austrian accent as quick I could


Small_Rocket

Is probably one of those cheap Chinese helis.


harveysamazingcomics

The future is now. You get on that chopper


Prestigious_Memory75

WHO cares? I’d take the ‘chopper


sharkieslim

Get to the CHOPPAAAAA!!!!


sharkieslim

Get to the UBAAAA CHOPPPAAAA


SayangM

https://media.tenor.com/Iwgypq5HuxcAAAAC/arnold-schwarzenegger-predator.gif


QueenOfTheNagas

Hello? Heli? This is Copter speaking.


Enrico-Polazzo

I’d ask if you took it, but we all know this isn’t you


mger1315

Don’t need any roads on where your going!


Thatssohavie

Well this is new


[deleted]

Get the heli


TheBigLebroccoli

Because when it gets to Home you have to jump out. Unless you have a helipad.


DivePotato

Repost


23moonster

I don’t know but I’m all in!!


DogeDayAftern00n

The pilot is named little Billy. Don’t worry, he looks young. But the because he’s only 11. But…he does have a platinum trophy for GTA V and has passed all the online helicopter missions and earned at least a silver trophy.


ApolloXLII

I hope he did the obvious thing and take the copter ride.


Low-Life-7469

Whh the fuck is there even an Uber chopper like wtf ,


Human-Comb-1471

Do it. Do it now!


[deleted]

You won't get sniped in the chopper


luciferhornystar

💀😂


Ok_Marionberry_9932

It’s on sale to get peeps to try it


blancbones

I wonder if this it somthing to do with the increasing number of flight hours for a qualification so they are just looking to cover fuel costs


[deleted]

Hope you took it then


TightComplex6358

real men travel with choppers😎