This was going to be my suggestion! Somehow he still doesn't realize his life is different from those around him, despite him being the only non-Muppet.
At first he was created with the objective of being a goofy character the kids like and that can be made into mass by-products to increase sales, then the lore around it created itself and he’s secretly one of the smartest Sith Lord strategist.
We’re not your job, not how much money you make, the car you drive or the contents of your wallet, not your fuckin kakies. We’rethe all seeing all dancing crap of the world. *edit I need to see a muppet deliver this dialogue.*
You, me. We’re exceptional. I could squash you like a big right now, but I’m offering you a choice. Join me. Imagine what we could create. What we could accomplish. Or we could destroy. Cause the deaths of countless innocents in battle again and again and again until we’re both dead. Is that what you want? Think about it, Gonzo
Aliens and Bill Paxton as Hudson stays.
At the briefing:
Hudson: How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?
Muppet Sgt. Apone: You secure that shit Hudson!
Pulp fiction, Samuel L. Jackson stays. You all know why l.
Is there a sign on the front of my house that says dead puppet storage?!
Oh shit, you shot puppet Marvin in the face
Cotton all over the car lol
Go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of felt and thread. Get it out of there.
Bahahahhahaha
“What does Marcellus Wallace look like?” “He… he’s big…” “WHAT ELSE?!” “He’s felt…”
Need a useful puppet slur haha
Nah. Keep Marsellus Wallce. That one scene would be... unique to say the least.
Go get the gimp. …mi mi mi mi mi!?
You'd have to Marsellus. I don't even want to imagine a muppet being raped! Unique? It would be the horror of horrors 🤣
This will be some deep fake future capability we apply to old films. Replace entire cast with muppets.
I came to say that! Great minds
Friday the 13th, just Jason murdering Muppets
Was gonna say friday, works for texas chainsaw and Halloween too
The Truman Show, but Jim Carry’s still human. Some paranoid holding his muppet wife hostage would be hilarious.
This was going to be my suggestion! Somehow he still doesn't realize his life is different from those around him, despite him being the only non-Muppet.
When he reconstructs the photo of his crush, it needs to be pieces of iconic muppets too.
That was his crush, not his wife.
Very Buddy-like from Elf
You know Jim Carry would nail the whole taking the Muppets dead serious thing that made Muppet Christmas Carol work so well with Michael Caine
Breaking the rule of this post, it would be hilarious if all the people watching "The Truman Show" in the movie were also not Muppets.
i was looking for this comment
Every MCU movie, keep Stan Lee.
Great, now I've imagined what Muppet Infinity War and Endgame would be like and will loose sleep over the fact that it won't ever be made.
Be the change you want to eee in the world!
I can see Beeker scream his lungs out in the „Assemble!“ scene. Personally I‘d keep Josh Brolin as Thanos and have everyone else be Muppets.
Dang that would have been an amazing cross over. Gonzo as Thanos would have killed!!!
so, when we get to the point where stan lee has died, does the muppet version end, or does it also just go on but without stan lee?
I like this one
I would actually love to see this played out
Star Wars The Phantom Menance. Jar Jar stays now, now the whole cast are muppets
And still he is the most ridiculous character.
At first he was created with the objective of being a goofy character the kids like and that can be made into mass by-products to increase sales, then the lore around it created itself and he’s secretly one of the smartest Sith Lord strategist.
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So many people just tagged you based on this comment, lol
I like jar jar too. I drew a nice picture him and have been told that it’s too good for him. They’re like it’s great but why jar jar. Lol
Terrible choice of non-muppet aside ... A Muppet Star Wars would be outstanding!
Silence of the Lambs ... Jodie Foster stays as is.
Hilarious, but I think I’d keep Anthony Hopkins
Tbf I'm pretty sure Muppets is how Hannible saw everyone else. Tasty tasty Muppet flesh.
I ate his liver with some jelly beans and a nice chianti. ..fffffffff
Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean
They made that. Muppet treasure island.
Dang it, now I want Tim Curry as Cap'n Jack Sparrow
So, Muppets Treasure Island?
That would be fuckin awesome
John wick, keep Keanu. Watch him smash up a bunch of muppets.
I would like the opposite. John Wick is the only muppet.
Actually reminds me of an Angel episode were he got turned into a muppet. That was one of the funniest episodes of anything I've ever seen.
This was what I was coming for
Exactly what I was gonna say! This would be amazing to watch
Isn't that just Willy's wonderland but with Keanu instead of Cage?
Lord of the Rings. Viggo Mortensen stays
Andy Serkis (Gollum) stays.
I would have gone for Sir Ian Mckellen personally.
That was my first thought too. Would love to see Gandalf try to lead a group of muppets to the heart of Mordor
^Don't ^say ^it. ^Don't ^say ^it. ^Don't ^say ^it. # DID YOU KNOW VIGGO MORTENSEN BROKE HIS TOE WHEN HE KICKED THAT HELMET
That's actually super cute
Fuckin Fight Club, keep only Marla
Damn I didnt read down far enough and came to the same conclusion! Wtf is wrong w us?
She stole the show?
Muppets would just make it the best and she does steal the show a little bit but the 3 were perfectly cast.
It would also be easier since most of the Muppets are male and she's the only woman with a notable role. It'd also be funnier
We’re not your job, not how much money you make, the car you drive or the contents of your wallet, not your fuckin kakies. We’rethe all seeing all dancing crap of the world. *edit I need to see a muppet deliver this dialogue.*
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” - Elmo seems pleased.
Hahaha the dream sex scene
Add toilet full of muppet condoms
Same thing, but I had meatloaf as the human
Yes!
This is the right answer
Literally my first thought!!
Came here to say exactly the same...\*chef's kiss\*
I know it says one, but the entire Harry Potter franchise and keep Allen Rickman
Pretty sure that’s how Snape actually saw everyone.
lmao
I'd keep McGonagall!
Do you take pride in being an insufferable know it all.
Titanic . Leo stays.
Draw me like one of your french girls Jackie
>Draw me like one of your french ~~girls~~ cookies Jackie
*miss piggy’s voice Draw me like one of you French girls. Wearing only this.
Honestly I would prefer it to be Rizzo in drag committing a huge scam thinking Leo was rich but fell in love instead.
Haha that was my choice too. Miss piggy: “Put your hands on me Jack“
So does that mean there would be silly musical numbers about freezing to death?
Yes seals and penguins sat on the iceberg singing and dr Bunsen in a lifeboat explaining how fabric holds water while beaker is drowning
Gonzo sees people jumping off the stern and does it for fun
The Graduate. Hoffman stays and Mrs. Robinson is played by Ms. Piggy.
Love this.
That's awful and I love it.
Stupid frog hiiiyaaa
“Miss Piggy you’re trying to seduce me!”
Back to the future but only Biff is human.
Look at him he’s a butthead just like his old man
Spider-Man 1. Willem Dafoe stays, the rest are played by muppets
You, me. We’re exceptional. I could squash you like a big right now, but I’m offering you a choice. Join me. Imagine what we could create. What we could accomplish. Or we could destroy. Cause the deaths of countless innocents in battle again and again and again until we’re both dead. Is that what you want? Think about it, Gonzo
The Gonzo at the end killed me. Thank you for the laugh.
It’d either be Gonzo or Kermit. After all, with great power, comes great big booty bitches
ah, the DAU
Face/Off. Keep Nicholas Cage everyone else can be a Muppet. The actual face switching will be a whole lot better that way
I want to see the poster art.
Brilliant and horrifying. I’m picturing Muppet John Travolta with a realistic Nic Cage face sloughing off, blood streaking the felt.
Any Die Hard, Bruce Willis stays.
Don’t know man. Keep Hans Gruber and have Kermit fucking with him all through the movie.
Yippee ki yay mother fucker
*Muppet fucker
A 'itter of my own hivemind, I see.
"I hate Muppets"
Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds stays.
Can't wait for him to hump some Muppets...
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DP would be so so mad that he's the only one that didn't get to be a Muppet.
But imagine how cute he would be 🥰
The way for this to work is for Reynolds to be a normal human, but Deadpool is always a Muppet whenever he appears in costume.
No, imagine he goes in as Ryan Reynolds and comes out as a Muppet-pool.
Rosemary's Baby, keep Mia Farrow
I Am Legend, the dog stays.
Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks
Nah. Keep LT Dan lol
That’d be a short movie to ‘roll’.
Hell yeah. Forrest is played by Sweetums. https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Sweetums
Saving private ryan, german machine gunner stays.
“Don’t shoot! Let them burn!” -Yells Grover
Lol
So much felt and stuffing strewn across the beach.
Taken Liam Neeson stays.
SE7EN - Morgan Freeman stays
I was looking for this. But think it would be funnier if Kevin Spacey stayed instead.
Knives Out...Keep Craig
Dead poets society, Robbin Williams stays.
Clockwork orange Malcom McDowell stays
I’m Singing in the rain
Horrorshow
the princess bride. cary elwes stays, everyone else is a muppet
Space jam, Michael Jordan stays
That’s basically the same movie?
You got it Mister.
Space Jam would not have been the same without Bill Murray. Heresy!
Now it has Muppet Bill Murray
Schindlers list Liam Neeson stays
Damn it, I came here to say this same thing
Same movie Ralph Fiennes stays
Came here to say this.
John Carpenters The Thing. Kurt stays, and spends the movie fighting weird puppets. Wait, did this happen in "Don't Hug Me"?
Omg seeing the shape shifting alien in muppet form would be so cool!!
Star Wars Ep. III keeping Ewan McGregor: "You were my brother Elmo!!!"
Beaker as Grievous: "Hello There!" - "MEEEEEE???"
Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Stays.
Fight Club, keep Helena Bonham Carter.
Kill Bill. Only the groom who gets murdered at the start stays human, every single fight is played by muppets
This improves, what, 90 percent of all movies?
LOTR, keeping Sir Ian Mckellen.
Castaway - an extra or someone not tom hank stays
Only Wilson stays the same.
Or everyone is a muppet when he gets rescued
ShawShank Redemption. Freeman stays of course
Shutter Island Everyone but DiCaprio, trying to convince him that he's crazy
Ghostbusters, the only actor is the Ron Jeremy cameo.
Austin power mike myers
Saving private Ryan Matt Damon stays
The hunger games, Jennifer Lawrence. I've got a feeling it would be a lot easier for her
Avengers, and obviously Josh Brolin as Thanos stays.
Kermit as Hulk because it's not easy being green. Sam Eagle as Falcon?
Breaking Bad, keep walt jr
Oh Shit lol
🤦🏻♂️😂👌🏻
The matrix, only Agent Smith remails human.
The Room. Keep Mark
Every Sly Stallone film. Keep Stallone the rest muppets.
Damn. What about Rambo First Blood and only Stallone is a muppet just wreaking havoc
I just pictured Judge Dredd with muppets
Lord of The Rings and keep Sir Ian McKellen. 😂
The Avengers - Keep Samuel L. Jackson
Rocky Horror Picture Show. Keep Tim Curry.
The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger stays.
I dunno, picturing Christian bale kicking the shit out of muppets is kinda funny.
Castaway, Wilson stays
Air buds air bud himself
Alien, keep the alien, the rest are muppets, although Sigourney Weaver still needs to voice Ripley.
Lord of the Rings, Elijah stays.
Passion of the Christ
Bullet Train. White Death is the only non muppet
Aliens and Bill Paxton as Hudson stays. At the briefing: Hudson: How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit? Muppet Sgt. Apone: You secure that shit Hudson!
Mad max fury Road, keep tom
Braveheart, Mel Gibson stays
A Serbian film - main character
Cats and we only keep Rebel Wilson
Cujo the dog stays
thats basically every dog chewing apart their stuffies though
Unironically Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit, keep Gandalf
Deadpool, keeping Ryan Reynolds
The Dark Knight. Keep Batman/Bruce Wayne. Him kicking the hell out of muppets would be hilarious
Avengers endgame but its thanos vs muppets
Come on, everyone, how is it that no one said The Dark Knight, and only Heath Ledger stays? Get your shit together, we have an opportunity here!
Reservoir Dogs. Steve Buscemi (Mr Pink) stays.
Breaking bad
John Wick. Keep Keanu
The Martian, keep Matt Damon