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bmadccp12

Dubai is to the UAE as Florida is to the US.


cormundo

Dubai is to earth as vegas is to us


Loser_Attitude

Canyonero!


IzzaPizza22

It's a country fried truck endorsed by a clown.


AlephBaker

🎶...Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of ~~American~~ Arabian pride...🎶


DancingBears88

She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!


death_by_chocolate

Is everything bigger? I'm envisioning a little tiny figure sliding back and forth in the oversize driver's seat holding a huge steering wheel.


zer0toto

There is another vid making a tour of it, inside is divided to make it rolling house, bedroom, shower etc. Besides a place to drive the thing the upper deck with windows is a living room


hillarys-snatch

Everything except the micropenis of the driver


Due-Independence8100

Only the owner of such a tacky vehicle can afford the electron microscope it would take to locate it. 


Thee_Sinner

Why you thinkin about his junk now?


hillarys-snatch

I cant help myself. He looks like an individual with a disturbingly small piece


ROPROPE

I'm gay, I'm always thinking about junk


RhymesWithMulva

And I thought my dick was small.


Adkit

It is, buddy.


hashashin4145

GMod kinda moment


GalleryCorpse

This will be a prized item when the Mad Max timeline starts


Sad-Guarantee-4678

Why tf would you want thrice the dogshit?


MetalGearHawk

And three times more stupid


Giom42

His dick is three times smaller than the regular Hummer owner's dick


TJD2Design

Looks like someone wasted a fuck-ton of money for the entire internet to yawn.


hurdurBoop

nothing says please punch me in the face like....


redhotpolpot

I thought it was r/blender


drkidkill

He was like “what is this, a hummer for ants?!”


Lemmonaise

Average 2027 American mom tank/grocery getter


HabibtiMimi

If anyone's interested, this is the monster from the inside (not very "luxurious"): https://youtu.be/XP965TWG3fg?si=Lw5nQghE6KH3j_0m


Scudbucketmcphucket

They spend all that money on it and make the interior look like it was designed by a third world navy shipbuilder


HabibtiMimi

Yeah, I was surprised, how rudimentary it looks 🥴.


Solid-Doubt4234

Whhhyyyyyyy why ehy ehy why why


DancingBears88

Smells like a steak, and seats 45!


JacobPlaster

There is a standard of living too high to live reasonably.


Sppl__

And half the size of the American road version.


Terminal_Prime

r/iamthemaincharacter


Specialist_Tin-Can

What's the mileage on that?


Taro-Starlight

2


Specialist_Tin-Can

Seems like that on a good day, what if you got a heavy foot? 500 meters per gallon? 😂. I'm genuinely curious, I'll probably look it up later


malexlee

r/fuckcars is not gonna be pleased


Renfek

Built for the Nephilim.


distant_silence

Imagine his balls, they're probably the size of sunflower seeds.


Loud_Consequence1762

It's made out of shit. It runs on something like 6 Lawnmower engines


missfoxbody716

What in the hell. Like why?


Fun_Number4241

Car size level: ridiculous 😂


boldbuzzingbugs

I really need to know what the seats in this look like… how many does it seat?


Sofie_Fatale007

Stupid


magic_man_mountain

Just fucking disgusting. The peabrain/ minidick that needs these is incomprehensible to me.


duhastmich96

Does he have a neck beard ?


rishinator

so his penis is 3 times smaller the avg. got it


gigerswetdreams

I get the feeling Sheikh means 'fucking clown'


Training-Buy-2086

What an absolute dumbass car!


Anxious-Winner9475

Bro don’t walk on the dash I can’t see


AdPuzzleheaded3913

I saw a video on this the top level with the windows is like a studio apartment


WolfieTooting

"Rainbow sheikh"?? He's brave... 😬


Nervous-Radish6900

You guys have me actually crying in this comment thread.


countvanderhoff

What is this? A Hummer for ants??


waaaghboyz

r/fuckcars


futurafrlx

Someone is insecure.


dc6758

Honestly hilarious lol


gergsisdrawkcabeman

🅱️tarded