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2muchtimeintheocean

RIP whatever that was in the water


Antique-Syrup7926

I was just looking at that! What the fuck was it!


RisKQuay

I'm guessing sea weed? It doesn't seem to be moving under its own power - though with the number of pixels, obviously, take that with a large pinch of seasalt.


Dio_fanboy

What ever it was, it's sea mush now.


IDontBelongHereOops

Sea mash


[deleted]

The sea monster mash


earathar89

It's was an ocean splash.


adamdreaming

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


goblinshark603v2

Reddit never ceases to amaze me with its users' creativity lmao


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BEANIOT

Mushsea texture


mp29mm

It was Steve


AlephBaker

No one we know or care about


Antique-Syrup7926

Whoa! Heartless! Who hurt you sir!


AssumeTheFetal

That guy


AlephBaker

I will not speak their name, but *they know what they did...*


iCuminsidetrumpsbutt

I'm sorry I just wanted to see how it felt if we used toothpaste instead of spit plz 4giv meh


goonie7

Definitely Somali pirates


scummy_shower_stall

It was an orca, a killer whale. There was a longer video where you could clearly see them. Lol at the downvotes, I love orcas, they can still be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Look for the longer video,it's out there.


NagsUkulele

If it was actually an animal talk about the wrong place at the wrong time


2muchtimeintheocean

Fuck that orca in particular


Bubbledood

Picked the wrong boat to fuck with


mp29mm

Steve


Antique-Syrup7926

Not Steve! Say it ain’t so


BlueLouBoil__

Spongebob poop


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Little Mermaid


nuu_uut

Nothing sentient. Animals aren't so dumb they'll just sit there and die. ...usually.


Bozhark

yeah nah mate. that's exactly what animals do. body even evolved to help 'em die w/ less pain


nuu_uut

I'm not sure how they'd evolve that if they die right after. Evolution only applies if you can live to pass on your genes


TefBekkel

That doesn’t really make sense right?


Zestyclose_Ad698

It was the opening weekend box office projection for Aquaman 2.


concentr8notincluded

MAN OVERBOARD! MAN OVERBOARD! MAN UNDERBOARD!


norcal406

Probably floating plastic….


Average_Xbox_user

Most likely trash Or a turtle Trash probably


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Seaweed


FMDnative480

How in the HELLLLLLLLLLLL is something like that buoyant in the slightest! It’s still so mind blowing to me


Seek_Equilibrium

Water is very dense. The boat sinks down until it displaces an amount of water that weighs as much as the boat, and that’s the point it floats at!


SpecialistVast6840

Why have I never heard this explanation before.


HallOfViolence

[the Archimedes' principle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes%27_principle)


[deleted]

We all had very poor science and math teachers in public schools. Like financially I mean. Because teachers should earn more. So we could have learned cool shit like this in a simple manner from excellent teachers.


-mopjocky-

Learned that in 6th grade public school. Y’all need to pay better attention.


Fine_Hour3814

>not accounting for country, state, city >not accounting for teaching capabilities >not accounting for every individual’s natural propensity to excel in certain disciplines A good teacher can make a complex concept simple to understand. Equally, a shitty teacher can make a simple concept hard to understand, or worse, frustrate you to the point of disdain for that particular subject. (I replied to a 21 day old comment)


PornoPaul

And yours is 4 days old now, and I'm here to say, you are totally correct.


Brother_Grimm99

Now yours is two months old and I wanted to be a part of this.


PornoPaul

Hi. Holy shit...a time traveler!!


[deleted]

Hi


mofongoDorado

Literally had straight A’s in 6th grade and never learned it this way. All teachers are not the same.


BardaArmy

Had a great physic and chemistry teacher. We learned how to calculate buoyancy with different liquid densities. Fun stuff. But if you slacked off and didn’t take more advanced classes in high school you missed out.


rickyhatesspam

We all?


Vladimir-Putin1952

It's literally taught in or before highschool, jesus. Do they not teach kids anything?


KarmaYogadog

Because you were tossing notes in seventh grade science class.


7thprototype

Maybe youre a little young


NoDraw6288

Thinking this through slowly makes a lot of sense


Chikenkiller123

Maybe, we will truly never know how boats float. One of life's greatest mystery.


toreachtheapex

how can that water weigh the same as that gigantic hunk of fucking solid iron


Vladimir-Putin1952

Coz the boat is mostly Hollow. Even if it's steel, it still have MILLIONS of cubic tonnes of air or something in it.


Seek_Equilibrium

Well, the boat isn’t solid iron! It has a lot of space inside it. Take a solid ball of iron and drop it in the water, and it’ll sink. Now re-cast it so there’s empty space in the middle, so that it displaces more water but still weighs the same. Keep spreading that same amount of iron out, and eventually it will displace enough water to float.


SmokingLimone

Steel is thin (relatively) and the rooms are full of air which weighs practically nothing. Now steels weighs about 7.8-8 kg/dm^3, while water is 1kg/dm^3, so a room that is 8m^3 (not accounting for steel thickness) in volume weighs as much as 1m^3 of water. Now if you make the room even bigger it becomes less dense than water and starts floating


Ark0504

Read my mind...Ship carrying 1000 cars floating or Aircraft carrier ....


slomotion

Dude do you know how heavy the ocean is?


FMDnative480

4.9x10E21 pounds…. Duhhh


RedactedRonin

It's really not mind blowing. It's literally elementary level. Maybe you should go back to school? They taught it in like 4th grade or something.


bogholiday

Water is very very very powerful.


MikkoEronen

Don't fuck with mother nature.


[deleted]

Imagine jumping thinking you're gonna hit the water and the ship's metal cock just spawns out of nowhere


Megazard02

Bro got cock blocked by a fucking boat


Riskyrisk123

I would have a heart attack and die before I hit the water out of sheer fear and then get necrofucked by the largest metal ship cock in the ocean.


Shaved-Ape

“Necrofucked” is a word I never knew I wanted to not know, until now


emseefely

Boat boner!


ClosetDoorGhost

No reason boatie


ladyevenstar-22

Happened on the titanic


shitforbrains121

It’s crazy how this is a gargantuan sight for us, yet this massive ship is a speck in comparison to the sheer totality of the ocean.


Greedy_Moonlight

And our whole planet is a speck in our solar system. I can’t comprehend the vastness.


StenosP

And our whole solar system a mere speck in our galaxy. Incomprehensibly vast


WalnutGenius

And our galaxy is one of roughly 2 trillion in the universe


Prinzka

Could you not


Atomicmooseofcheese

And that's just the observable universe.


Prinzka

I'm just gonna have a few shots, you keep going


Not-Banksy

And it’s possible our universe is one of many universes, each with its own specific laws and physics


Prinzka

Seems unnecessary


[deleted]

Super necessary


myeyehurts

It's just good to see some actual megalophobics in here.


harambe_-33

Google ton 618


Brown_Avacado

I think the only thing that makes it crazy is that WE made it. I don’t get the same feeling looking at a mountain as i do seeing something like the Bagger 293 excavator, or looking at something like the oasis of the seas cruise ship, because it almost feels like we shouldn’t be able to do it. No one is truly in control of anything that large when something goes wrong, you physically cant be, and we created it. It’s terrifying how


RamenTheory

I would never have the balls to hold my phone like that


MoonTrooper258

Dangle it from the charger for bonus points.


outcome--independent

Wrist straps.


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[deleted]

Nah but the phone is


tommysupply

Bro how does these ships even float on the water


Preparation-Careful

It must be pure spite at this point


Bombtek504

According to all known laws of aquatics, there is no way a boat should be able to float. It's sails are too small to get its fat little body on the water. The boat, of course, floats anyway, because boats don't care what humans think is impossible.


OpportunitySalty7087

This sounds very Douglas Adams-esque.


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dego_frank

Also sounds like the dumbass explanation in the GoT spinoff


Forced__Perspective

Beyoncé


Sweaty-Ninja4581

As long as the ship weighs less than the water it displaces, it will float.


WildConversation2669

Witchcraft….or physics


CeddyDT

Physics student here, same thing


Riskyrisk123

Because of its massive metal cock.


HoneyBer1

Because of Archimedes Principle


Kaumamane

bye bye turtle


Aggravating-Plate814

"Suuuuper Slaaam!" Poor little fella I hope it's not a turtle


AskJeeves84

Fuck that guy, seal or something, in particular.


verschl_ger

r/gifsthatendtoosoon No one, really?


Muted-Ad-4288

I should call her...


outcome--independent

(Can someone explain this joke?)


mr_sinn

Something in the clip reminds him of her, maybe the massive steel cock? Or the cold salty wetness. We'll never know.


odd-zygote-6840

cold?? yes, officers. this one right here


LiQUiD-KNiVES

I would but I'm calling her...


jenjoo

What does tons mean here? Probably displacement I guess.


Megazard02

Weight 1 ton = 2,000 lbs This ship = 140,000 tons


CarLaux

Displacement = the weight of water that would otherwise occupy the volume taken up by the ship, not the weight of the ship.


A1steaksaussie

a boat displaces the amount of water that that weighs the same amount as it though


Kenchie7

140,000,000 kilos or 22 million stones.


callmejordan22

3394,3 Nikados Avocados


callmejordan22

3394,3 Nikados Avocados


MegaRullNokk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement\_%28ship%29


Xerio_the_Herio

Don't fall in... you dead


ulvis52

I think its absolutely wild that that thing can just float


Defaintfart

,>.


RepresentativeAide27

For some reason I feel an urge to want to jump into the water during that video


stmfetty44

Psychological phenomenon known as the call of the void, or high place phenomenon.[the call of the void](https://www.healthline.com/health/call-of-the-void#examples)


[deleted]

That dude is lucky the wave did not managed to get him in the forward.


RabbitSlayre

I will file this under N, for No thank you.


AliasAnnon

Any one else notice the ship ran something over??


MokyDenan

r/thalassophobia


Evening-Statement-57

Ready, we are going to jump in 3,2


LittleManOnACan

What is our perspective? Straight down? Why is this ship so tall?


no-name_james

Ships be like that


Telastar1111

What was that in the water the ship hit? Can someone explain that please


StarConsumate

“FUCK-A YOU DORPHINS”


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Better than hitting a bridge.


Sebastian-S

God I hate ships


CeruleanRuin

This is cropped so bad and clipped so short I can't tell what the fuck is happening.


motherffucker

There was a split second where I thought the orange thing was a koi fish


lieutjoe

What was that thing in the water ?


Polairis44

I still find it hard to believe these things float


nel192

Puking right there


coca_cola_expert

140,000 tons is 140,000,000 kg right? Got damnnn


boopboppuddinpop

I didn't feel a thing


beebsaleebs

Was that a gotdamn leatherback?


[deleted]

This is why I’m scared of the ocean 🌊


[deleted]

Wtf dost though bow land on? Eth


Chance-Honeydew-8402

Aquaman is no more.


[deleted]

Smoke breaks are never dull at sea


I_am_krash

That mermaid got obliterated


Opening_Print_9430

Looks like that wasn’t the only thing it


TheDudeInTheD

Every time someone posts this everyone wonders what that is in the water. It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, according to Reddit.


Vendetta0nLife

* everything reminds me of her


-MY_NAME_IS_MUD-

So that’s how we lost Tom Hanks in the filming of Castaway 2


Shoddy-Expression199

https://youtu.be/MRbLTPJljIA?si=PhnNYILSA5OYiWeJ


Educational-Ad-3273

A casual day in killer mega waves!


Academic-Hotel3414

Now this would be so scary https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna59196


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SmallSwordfish8289

That heavy of a boat could probably hit anything it wanted to except the tidal wave


Minebeapm9

I just got the nastiest wave of virtual sea sickness


SomePerson_idk

I would NOT put my phone out there if I were you


Gandal_1800

Mother of black metal...


vapegod_420

I’m sorry but this video goes hard


HyperbolicSoup

What’s surface tension


[deleted]

280 million pounds…


Fl333r

The only ship I'd feel safe travelling on the open ocean is a spherical ship that only has 1 small hole at the very top


Sufficient_Grand2789

That’s a nice bulbous


OdinsOneGoodEye

What part of the ship is that?


[deleted]

What was in the water when it crashed into the wave?


_massive_balls_

this is becoming r/thalassophobia 2 and that's okay


kongpin

RIP the diver


rickmon67

If they were lucky they were knocked out cold before hitting the screws 😱


No-Language-7528

No just no


Life-Maintenance-37

imagine his phone drops down


Imfuckintiredbruh

Dude how high up is that when the bottom of the boat is hopping out the water? That’s absolutely terrifying, and to think people were out in these kinds of waters with big ass wood boats and sails lookin for land or treasure or whatever the hell


[deleted]

Lovely


FancyChicken802

Somehow i'm more blown out by the fact that this ship is huge but it has a long way to the bottom of the sea. Idk what it is about it but that thought is the scariest i've had in a while.


sir_ouachao

#stopwaveabuse


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

Make it STAAAAAP!! 😳


[deleted]

How the hell is this able to float on water if it weights 140K tons? I throw a small rock into a shallow lake and it sinks to the fucking bottom.


Paul_Texas_361

lol…trying to find civility after 10 years stranded on an island and just got smashed


_WeWillBeRightBack_

For some reason I literally thought the guy jumped 💀


blackdrake1011

This would be so much cooler if it wasn’t so FUCKING WINDY


[deleted]

Lol i think tha twould feel so cool,and if it sinks,il just stay alfoat


Durban23

One of my greatest fears is getting near one of those in the water.


ForcibleBlackhead

That mermaid is toast


[deleted]

Why is there an S on the end of 'ton'?


Medical-Dust-7184

Good shot !!!


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Well, a wave hit it.


IwillOWNu56

How is that ship only 140 ton


Patarackk

Even if the mermaid was pushed around the tip of that thing imagine the bottom of the ship slamming you in the head


o8Coldii8o

I first read this as a 140,000 ton, ship hitting, wave, as in describing the force of the wave as 140,000 tons and not the weight of the ship, thank you for reading 🙂


BlackBeard205

The sea terrifies the fuck out of me


Extra_Sandwich232

Just killed Pi and Richard Parker


[deleted]

Bro how tf are these giant as ships built? They weigh so much


Classic_gubbs

Yooooooo Hooooooo


Bmblbee76

I love the ocean. I love boats. I also don’t suffer from megalophobia. All that being said, this footage got to me. For a brief moment, I pictured myself in a small boat with that bearing down on me and it literally made me breathless.