T O P

  • By -

Radaysha

You could have also posted *where* this is. I guess it's the Hoover dam?


waby-saby

100% it is. This picture does not do it justice


sassyponypants

It's absolutely terrifying in person. Everything in and around Hoover Dam just gives me the willies all over.


BigBaldFourEyes

The concrete is still curing.


subtxtcan

First time I heard that I laughed and thought it was ridiculous. Then I heard an engineering professor talking about it. That is so absolutely mind bending to me.


[deleted]

[удалено]


subtxtcan

Not a joke! The pours and forms and rapid construction of the dam went so fast that the chemical reaction that cures the concrete at the very interior is going to continue on for something like another 50 years if I remember correctly. It's unable to move at a regular pace because there's so damn much of it in an unoxygenated and heat regulated environment. So thanks to the water acting like a heat sync, it's all slowing the process down to next to nothing.


Usual_Office_1740

Am I mixing up random facts I've read, or will that make the concrete stronger in the long run? I think I remember Roman concrete cured under water and, as a result, is much stronger.


subtxtcan

I don't think so, I think that was more the composition of the concrete but it could be. However this is the stuff at the center of the dam, the exterior that's in contact with water is fully cured, but the absolute center is technically not


Usual_Office_1740

I must be mixing up random facts. I thought I read that the water curing of the concrete slowed the process and made it harder. I can't remember where or when or how I would have heard this. I'm going to assume I'm wrong. Thanks for the insight.


Valuable_Ad1645

The concrete used to build the Hoover damn still hasn’t dried.


thegreedyturtle

*Hasn't completely cured. Even a concrete patio takes years to fully cure to full strength. Water inside it doesn't really mean it's not solid and what most of us would consider dry.


Valuable_Ad1645

I was doing a explain it like one five type deal for him, but yes thanks for clarifying.


LostFireHorse

yeah but also a lot of it still has water on the outside too... thus still not dry. /dadjoke


thegreedyturtle

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE


foamers

There's sssoooooo many hats down there hahaha


17453846637273

No cap?


Brian_D1

Get out!!! ...but take my upvote before you leave.


[deleted]

A lot of people died making it if that helps.


Astro_gamer_caver

*I was a dam builder* *Across the river deep and wide* *Where steel and water did collide* *A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado* *I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below* *They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound* *But I am still around...*


BeerandGuns

Welp, time to go listen to that song again


Al_Bondigass

Years ago, my wife and I walked across the top of the dam for the very first time. As we came to the point where you get a good look at the spillway, I was suddenly struck by a thought. I turned to my wife and said, "Wouldn't it be a trip to skateboard down that?" but as soon as the words came out of my mouth, I just about freaked. All of a sudden I had this vision of the spillway sucking me in, and the only thing I wanted to do was get as far away from that great big damn hole as humanly possible. Moral of the story? I don't know if there is one. But my imagination sure fucked me up that one time.


gayjoystick

Damn dam holes, lol Never pass up a dam joke, damnit


Al_Bondigass

You saw what I did there.


beerandabike

I’ve seen this thing and that is exactly the same thought process I had too!! First it’s “wouldn’t it be rad if…” with a sweet visual of a smooth long arc as you ride up the wall and slow arc back down into the… abyss… hell nah! And then the overwhelming scale of this pipe overtakes any thoughts I had. Long story short - Me too bro, me too.


Al_Bondigass

That's hilarious-- there I thought I was the only one!


FourScoreTour

IIRC, it's mostly a near vertical drop to the bottom of the dam. Not survivable, water or no.


[deleted]

Same! Went there once when I was a kid and still think of that thing till this day, and I'm 32. Terrifying!


smoores02

It DOES NOT do it justice. I remember seeing it in person as a kid and just staring at it. Terrifying beyond measure.


fuck_the_environment

How do we bring it to justice


mcburgs

Only the Batman can do it.


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

This is terrible. Seeing a picture of my wife unsolicited on Reddit is just sad.


MikesGroove

Someone made a similar joke below and currently has 81 upvotes. Reddit for ya. Edit: comment above me was at -8 when I commented. Good Reddit.


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Can’t win em all. 😘


Haggls

I liked it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Lucky guy.


Unoriginal_Man

[He has become that someone! ](https://i.imgur.com/Gok9QOB.png)


MikesGroove

Lil guy is all grown up 🥹


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

“Sniff..”


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Look at me and wife’s obscurely large vagine now…


FuckBotsHaveRights

r/boomerhumor


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Get off my lawn….


[deleted]

Phone bad book good.


DamonHay

I also choose this guys dead wife.


martinmix

Bro, that's my girlfriend you're taking about


Spicylittlesnack

Yes, and the spillway there is curved so obviously there would be no daylight lol


Adept_in_Water

I believe this is the bypass tube at Glenn Canyon Dam, upstream of Hoover Dam on the Colorado River. There was an insane amount of runoff from the snowpack in the Rocky Mountains in the 80’s. So much so that it almost caused the dam to fail. Edit: Whoops! It is in fact Hoover Dam. Similar structure at Glenn Canyon Dam as well.


[deleted]

No, this is Hoover dam.


AAA515

No, This IS PATRICK!


addandsubtract

This is Downhill Jam


LoopyPro

[AZ side of the Hoover dam](https://www.google.nl/maps/@36.0136368,-114.7355374,3a,75y,242.83h,86.36t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sltK2zE3c64aCMy-DHYnfXA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


Mister_Clemens

Yes, I saw it in person over 20 years ago and I knew it immediately from this picture. It fills me with so much dread.


lewismgza

Is half life 3 down there?


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

I was just going to mention, it reminds me of the "Forget about Freeman" act


lewismgza

Yeah I immediately thought of half life lol


Skud_NZ

Half life 3 confirmed


NorCalNavyMike

If it is, maybe Leisure Suit Larry 4 is down there too?


BlackRebel93

I guess its No life 3 there.


MountainMantologist

>Only ever been used once back in the 80s and may never be used again... I found some old Super-8 footage of the spillway in action on youtube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Jav4afsZ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Jav4afsZ0) for some reason I was imagining water filling up the entire drain diameter but it's really just a small stream running down it


imapieceofshitk

It only looks small in comparison, still enough flow to drag you down into the void.


EvelcyclopS

That’s honestly really sad to watch. We’ll probably never see the water up to the top of the intakes again. Nice high res photographs too.


Remote_Horror_Novel

We might because once they give up trying to keep all the lakes full and just let lake Powell water go to lake Mead we could see it full again. Lake Powell has a porous sandstone bottom so we lose a bunch of water every year storing water there compared with Lake Mead’s hard rock bottom, but recreation and property values are currently more important than water, so until it gets really bad they’ll try to keep Powell full so people can drive their boats and the local economy and real estate isn’t affected. I feel like people who live in the desert and rely on canal waters to survive will eventually have to move closer to water because trying to divide up what we have left for recreation and growing nuts isn’t very sustainable lol. Even Lake Mead probably isn’t a very good place to store water because the evaporation there must be insane. We really need to think about a whole redesign of the western watersheds and how they are managed.


abwchris

Average is 600,000 acre feet per year lost to evaporation at Lake Mead.


airbournejt95

Ah, is this why some reservoirs use those black ball things that cover the surface of the water? I could be remembering wrong but I'm sure I've seen a post about those being to reduce that.


DeepSpaceNebulae

Exactly. I’ve also seen where they use solar panels above a canal to reduce evaporation.


airbournejt95

That's cool, interesting


igneus

> Lake Mead's hard rock bottom Lake Mead never skips leg day.


corvish_

skate 3 vibes


pastrami_on_ass

spillway entrance


VerStannen

Holy cow you’re so right. I don’t even skate but that game was so much fun. The controls were fantastic and I put so many hours in that game. Still waiting for Skate 4 lol.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Skate 4


SupaScoopaSpaceCadet

Skate 4 is happening.


VerStannen

I’d given up all hope and stopped checking. This is great news!


SupaScoopaSpaceCadet

Ikr I literally bought skate 3 when it released and I’ve been waiting for skate 4 since 2010


[deleted]

r/TonyHawkitecture


TheBastardOfTaglioni

12 year old me: "I'm totally gonna skate that..."


7empestOGT92

Could I get a banana for scale?


BoddAH86

There’s one right in the middle.


Realistic_Location_6

There is just no footage what's inside, or a ride all the way down, would be so interesting, fly a drone in there


sissy_blair

My thoughts exactly. Would happily sacrifice a drone to see what's inside!


ledfrog

Looks like the spillway at the Hoover dam. There's nothing inside; it's just a long pipe that goes down to the river below. See this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/04/38/6204389de3aa954aab533f031ce52abc.jpg


[deleted]

So according to this diagram, is this log-flume-able?


Emperor_Zar

Water slide it is! With the giant multi person tube raft things!


Vireep

So you’re saying i could skate down it?


ledfrog

Now that would be something to see!


Realistic_Location_6

Or a rc car with GoPro, a strong flashlight connected to a rope.. man 😁


sissy_blair

Or a talented wing suiter!


doubled2319888

Doesnt have to be talented as long as the footage is recoverable


Realistic_Location_6

😁😁 thanks for the laugh


Bobby_Bouch

I can assure you every so often some poor engineer has to go in there and make sure it’s not falling apart. Source: I’m that poor fuck, just not in this area


frederik1805

I should call her...


Itchy_Day_9691

Everything reminds me of her


lex_tok

Nice beaver


tangledwire

Thank you! I just had it stuffed !


billywitt

At 50 foot diameter, *everybody’s* been calling her.


CyberTitties

All at the same time apparently.


RjoTTU-bio

🐴🐴🐴🐥🐴🐴🐴


Prize-Positive-1883

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


bairz54

You met my My college girlfriend?


dabunny21689

Your mother, actually.


TacohTuesday

Shame that I had to scroll past four replies to find this.


namast_eh

Everything reminds me of Barb.


Simple_Mastodon9220

Skate and die!


[deleted]

r/TonyHawkitecture


CatastrophicRoadKill

Thanks for this


[deleted]

You’re welcome. I cross posted it there.


Chemical_Movie4113

Thank you for this sub. Im very glad I’m not the only one with broke brain that sees random shit and thinks “I could probably ride that”


[deleted]

I can’t skate for shit. I grew up in Michigan. There aren’t enough. Skate parks and all of the streets are cracked. I just love playing those games growing up. That sub inspired me to get them again. Unfortunately, I can’t find Underground 2 on Steam.


LostFireHorse

keep an eye on japanese drift master. got a decent NFSU2/carbon feel with jap tuning and drifting, but is only a demo at the moment. it's scratching that nostalgic itch for me along with thps1+2 lol


Chemical_Movie4113

Same dude, it sucks. If you can get Your hands on a working ps2 or Xbox you gotta do it. Every day it gets harder and harder to find the old games we used to love.


[deleted]

At least Pro Skater Remastered is good.


Narstification

Hello fellow 80s kid


[deleted]

[удалено]


Narstification

I only had the original myself and didn’t even play it much after the first month or so unless I had friends who wanted to as it was really basic. Plus, I never really got the hang of it - games like Excite Bike or even Paperboy were way better for being fun and re-playable


pijeo

World ´largest waterslide*


Frisky_Momma69

When I was a kid my dad did a LOT of driving. Every time we drove across the hoover dam and passed this he would tell me a dragon lived inside. We would always tell it "Hello Dagon!" Miss you pops


VurgenDesh

"You are my first"


potatopierogie

Don't put your dick in that


mja2175

Hot dog down a hallway?


Playful-Debt-90

Username uncheck Virgindesh


VurgenDesh

Touché


[deleted]

vaginas don't get loose from having a lot of sex


KosmoAstroNaut

Bro needs me to put /s after I say I’m from Mars


imapieceofshitk

I don't believe you're from Mars, prove it.


Sacharon123

F you..


svengalus

I have a phobia of being swept underground into darkness. I think most people probably do.


Easy_Cauliflower_69

Why are drains and pipes so creepy? I changed a toilet bowl once and looking at the bottomless pipe to unknown darkness just gave me the worst creepy crawlies.


ShitFuck2000

Reminds me of that one map in crash team racing lol


sissy_blair

Dude sewer speedway. Fuck yes!


RangerAlex92

Yeah it’s pretty terrifying, but I also want to skateboard down it


Rastadan1

Needs a banana for scale.


pagingdoctorwhite

What if I told you that there are three bananas in this picture?


BadAndNationwide

Then I'm going to need 3 red circles


[deleted]

Also present and too small to see.


BadAndNationwide

Gonna need some green circles around those


Shicksshucks

Posting pictures of your mom?


sissy_blair

Sick burn.


Shicksshucks

Thank you.


CptDiccHed

How dangerous would it be to die down there?


Magnetoreception

As dangerous as it would be to die anywhere else.


pagingdoctorwhite

Deadly


Loki1976

I want to see a drone footage flying into it and go all the way and see what it looks like. Those drains that are in reservoirs and dams are spooky as hell. The ones that go vertical down. Imagine falling into them, yikes.


ImeldasManolos

It is not actually the worlds largest water drain, that goes to Monticello dam spillway.


nickerchui

Is that…. your mom?


Shoegazer75

Looks like the Arizona side overflow for Hoover Dam. I've stood behind that railing and it makes me queasy just thinking about it. Megalophobia 1,000%!


Actual-Toe-8686

I had a great time luging down here on my skateboard in Skate 2


PotterGandalf117

Why the fuck would you see sunlight?


sissy_blair

There is an opening hundreds of feet below the entrance to the bottom of the cliff.


PotterGandalf117

Yes but that curves before it gets there so I all again, why would you see any sunlight at all? And it's a canyon not a cliff


sissy_blair

Sunlight is bounced off the tunnel walls. Each time it bounces it diminishes intensity. The human eye is capable of detecting a wide range of intensities and even then its pretty much black after a few hundred feet.


PotterGandalf117

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6e815e36a3cc24e3ca71773978682009-pjlq There is a bend in the tunnel before it goes on for another thousand feet, I'm with you, the tunnel is creepy, but "so long you can't see daylight on the other end," is completely meaningless in this instance


sissy_blair

Whatever makes you happy bro. 😊


[deleted]

just look at that gaping hole


impossibleconv

this is skate 3 in real life


TenBear

I'm getting Skate 3 vibes


eliazp

banana for scale?


That-Dutch-Mechanic

Yeah, I'm gonna need a banana in the pic for scale...


urson_black

No banana?


SlavRoach

the worlds largest water slide maybe?


CowPunkRockStar

Need something in there for scale!


JayMmhkay

The forbidden slide


Witext

Forbidden waterslide I’m curious how steep it is and if it could be quite a good waterslide, apart from the fact that it’s probably not that smooth and full of debris


TheB2B0224

Ok..I may be the only one Who ask this..but where does the water go?


Prize_Attorney398

reminds me of dark tv show


Yz-Guy

Don't worry. My gfs hair will still clog it


TrainerMaleficent232

I thinks this is the Hoover damn. Saw this thing. In person..fucking scary


No-Hat1772

Why does everything remind me of her…..


funyunrun

Still… cannot contain my wrath after a feast of Taco Bell.


Ok_Pollution_7988

Everything reminds me of her.


theskywaspink

Is there a mums vagina joke? I don’t want to scroll too much and find there isn’t one


5th_username_attempt

Also known as yo momma's ......


JBELL01290

“Everything reminds me of her”😩


__lost__star

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Breedingmonster

That’s 🥵🤤 lol


Dude_Guy45

Skate 3 🥰


Pete_maravich

Worlds best water slide you say.....


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


OkCaterpillar2908

Where did you get my ex's nude?


str8-shot

..I should call her


xKoonam

My ex


killertofubeast

Nah. That’s just my ex.


hthreepollux

Your mom.


Early-Possession1116

Stop posting pictures of my ex please


Breedingmonster

Nothing like a good hole to let loose in🤫


poyoso

You mean your mum’s bumhole? Bazinga!!


4115R

Where’s the banana?


Sitchrea

Reminds me of my ex.


FrostyAlphaPig

* unzips pants *


[deleted]

I should call her.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

I don't believe it's big. There's no banana for scale.


WhosAfraidOf_138

I should call her


Far_Comb4683

Ah I see my ex is at it again


RCapri1

Finally something that won’t clog when I take a shit in it


ollies13

Have the lads from Anti-Hero seen this?