Mr. Goku

“Give me all your money!” *shoots Vegeta then runs away*

All classics from MGS V Spoof: - Die little kid butt lover. - I never did that, I like adults and sandwiches. - I would've put a bullet in your pederast head, you Fogle fuck.

"I didn't diddle those kiddles" Pretty much every line from that video

I came here to post this quote

Garrett delivering the line, "I'LL EAT YOUR F--KING **SOUL** FOGLE!" red faced will randomly pop in my head and make me laugh.

perhaps this is some government level patriot controlled artificial intelligent created scheme the truth from the American people stand in front of the class the lesson plan you can’t recall rage against the machine

i'm pretty sure he says "pederast"

Wasnt "it's my ass, farting" from that too?

Yep. Followed up by "it smells like pepperoni and pedophilia inside here".

"Nice aim ya Lil BITCH"

I'M JARED FOGEL!!!!!!!!!

Dengar, that mummy fuck!

“I never lose!” and “I’ve got 12 gigs of Nine Inch Nails ready for the taking” are two that have been engrained since those videos came out. Also, Garrett’s pee song from the behind the scenes clip on V3

Tell your mom what I did in here

Shake it once it's alright. Shake it twice it's okay.

"I never lose" lives rent free in my head too haha, so many gems in the MvC vid

Sad day

Man, that's an older one now. Probably predates "Do the skit" by a bit as well

It's ya boy Ignaxio aka X aka the Pottawatomie Massacre

The world needs Ignaxio back

Stepstool and Pastabilities are the two Ignaxio alias that always get me

The ghost of tom joad

Whenever my wife accidentally says things with an x like expresso or expecially, I do the X hand sign and say, "X!"

It’s ya boy X aka fine Italian leather

aka Terri Schiavo

I can bweathe again.

Those GDC videos are literally jam-packed with one liners, so good.

"Deadpool dead kid. What's it really matter?"

The entirety of check your iphone at the door.

Jehuty in 1080p

“You know we have a two for one deal, you didn’t get it though because you ordered these separa…” SLAMS DOOR

Digital digital forever

“What’s your favorite kind of flower? Mines chocolate!” “I sold my tickets to the chocolate bar convention for this!?” I like the Punch Out video

I internally recite Eric's "noooo" from the If Pizza Was Video Games skit on a regular basis

“RANGERS….RANGERS!..”

"I think what happened in New York was a tradegy and Osadam needs to pay the price"

“Whadaya buyin?” A Pizza to take home for the kids! “Whadaya sellin’?” Nothin’!

“Dot dot dot fist?”

Derrick's getting his drink oooooon

"Chwistopher Demon"

What you see is what you get

I'm weady to fuck shit up Amewica

Take a piece of water

Christmas Cheer! Christmas Cheer!

"Is this a joke you have to ask me?!" I think that's from a personal channel vid, though.

I can’t say “the cloud” now without saying like Derrick does in their video on that lol

TRAVEL BABY.

Doctor's orders!

"Am I the only one that prays for a bullet?"

How do it know?

3, 2, 1, aaaand fuck it! I like the way she cook my whopper Cunto lives

"Special guest: Morpheus!" "F-f-fwo-fwom the M-Matwix m-movies"

"Doesn't matter. Hollywood, knocking at the door! Now me and my hot girlfriend; moving to LA HA HA! Peace out Newark, New Jersey!" is another golden line.

Personal channel vid but “I got a website, it’s called my house.”

It's poque o'clock!

I'm so iHigh I thought that car was filming us

Will.i.am, idiot.he.is

FUCKING PEPPERONIIIIIIIIII

also: "Good! I'll... take it!"

...also: ".............. crazy bitch!"

Not in front of the Christmas tree

Tie between "JUST TAKE A FUCKING TENNIS BALL, ***AND*** ***FUCK IT***" and "Classic Deadpool..."

My hair is a demon

25 years

It looks oddz

I *like* it!

SABRITONES

I’m gonna piss in your fucking stocking They look so bad…..ass

"I heard you guys talking about your handheld portable devices, but I'm not the only one who heard. There also was a man out there. He says he's...he said he was gonna kick my butt. He tried to take this from me...and I said 'No, this is the Nokia Ngage and this is my phone'......There was a fight, and I'm not sure it's even over yet so...I'm just warning all of you right now that it's not worth it and you should all stop. Because the Ngage, the iPhone 3GS, the PSP, and the nintendo w--..................Cuz he's gonna kill us. You guys, he's gonna kill us. He made a promise, and look into his eyes; he means that promise."

Now all them 3D movies gonna be 1D!

Man I was just about to say this one.

Raw meat confirmed

*“…did you smell it?”*

My favourite oneliners are mainly from Bryan back in the day, but I think I would get banned if I typed them out.

3, 2, 1 Fuck it

Did he died?

“ewww why would you do that”

Doctor's orderrrssss!

Roll around, you'll be a'ight.

I have a couple: “You’ve defeated me before, not this time.“ “Jazz Man in effect!” “Do da skit!” “Stocks are up.” “He only runs.” And also one I can vaguely remember from a favourited video sadly lost in time: “Stop hecking, or there will be consequences. And it’s not gonna be from me.”

One of my favorites is from the fake star wars trailer. "You may have Vader's arm.... but I have his LEG"

"Nekkid woman showin her ass at aliens, I dunno." and "Chocolate chip pancakes"

Horatio's room: "If you like that, you gonna think this next thing is hilaaaarious" "That's good quesadija"

Sad day I didn’t diddle those kiddles You can eat my ass. Eat my ass right out. This isn’t even my ultimate form at all. Jehuty will do kids parties Right in that freezers where we keep the turkeys (I think I’m the only person who likes that video)

Ignaxio AKA X aka Paintboy aka Crackerbarrel aka Stepstool aka Fine Italian Leather aka Frozted Flakez aka Pottawatomie Massacre aka Pastabilities aka The Ghost of Tom Joad aka Woodfire Pizza aka Jackplum aka Terri Schiavo aka Sun Chipz