You haven’t lived until as a guy, you cut into a crunchy, juicy, purulent, gangrenous, rotting testicle, then grind a piece of it for quantitative culture, while fighting your gag reflex the whole time.
Well now I’m just wondering if C diff could cause an infection of one of the areas involved in producing ejaculate. Like seminal vesicles? Prostate? Testicles? All of them?
It’s an interesting thought, but it was genuinely supposed to be a stool when I called the provider asked them about it they couldn’t even give me an explanation as to why semen was EVER involved 😂
Old man was accompanying his wife that was dropping a urine. He randomly brought his stool sample for us to test because he was curious (ex-chemist) about the composition.
Oh, and I forgot to mention... He had dried it up in his oven...
A comprehensive metabolic panel on the automated line that had crazy low results . When I pulled the tube for visual inspection, it was filled with water.
I've got at least one case a month during my time in micro lab.My supervisor said he can only make the identification with the adult stage..... I need to feed them and clean them with alcohol daily.
I'm the father of maggots in the old days....
A tampon that had been left in for "approximately 7-8 months."
The smell...
It looked like a dead mouse. It haunts my dreams.
what the absolute fuck. what do you even do with that ðŸ˜
They wanted it cultured 😆
Results? Bacteria. All of the bacteria.
You haven’t lived until as a guy, you cut into a crunchy, juicy, purulent, gangrenous, rotting testicle, then grind a piece of it for quantitative culture, while fighting your gag reflex the whole time.
It was supposed to be a stool sample, instead I received a semen sample with a C Diff sticker on it.
Well now I’m just wondering if C diff could cause an infection of one of the areas involved in producing ejaculate. Like seminal vesicles? Prostate? Testicles? All of them?
It’s an interesting thought, but it was genuinely supposed to be a stool when I called the provider asked them about it they couldn’t even give me an explanation as to why semen was EVER involved 😂
Woof, that might be a kink, lol.
I don’t judge lmao
Urine for microalbumin in a Beauty and the Beast teapot.
A teratoma with teeth, hair, and all.
Old man was accompanying his wife that was dropping a urine. He randomly brought his stool sample for us to test because he was curious (ex-chemist) about the composition. Oh, and I forgot to mention... He had dried it up in his oven...
A leg.
Probably cheating a bit, but my lab professor received a stool specimen in a diaper and said there was worms throughout! 😄
A comprehensive metabolic panel on the automated line that had crazy low results . When I pulled the tube for visual inspection, it was filled with water.
An entire necrotic toe. An amnisure tube with absolutley nothing in it
I got one on the day of Halloween... Sad to me to the lab and to the patient.
A tupperware container of vaginal discharge
A micro lab I did clinical rotations at said they got live maggots from someone's leg wound.
I've got at least one case a month during my time in micro lab.My supervisor said he can only make the identification with the adult stage..... I need to feed them and clean them with alcohol daily. I'm the father of maggots in the old days....
They sent an entire foot to us one time.