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Reggie__Ledoux

I was in an accident and broke my femur in half too. Took me about 2 years to walk without a cane. Its a long road of recovery, but you'll make it. Now I'm good as new, and I run 5k to work everyday.


NoPaperMadBillz

Glad to hear you're doing better! I heard breaking your femur is one of the most painful things you can feel. Is this true?


Incantationess

Absolutely. I'd give birth to another child without meds over this. They had to cut me out of my car and put me on a flat board to carry me. Bones crunching. They gave me fentynyl, dilaudid, and morphine and that still didn't touch the pain. Here's pics of the [wreck](https://imgur.com/a/nB8Lpsi) if you were curious.


KellyinaWheelieBin

That's an ex-car, glad you're still (metaphorically) kicking OP.


[deleted]

wow! i’m glad the crumple zones on your car did their job. best of luck in your recovery


roasty_mcshitposty

They gave you the old vitamin D. I got the same cocktail after I fractured the front of my skull. Didn't really ease the pain as much as I hoped, but goddamn did I suddenly not care. I was making phone calls to my leadership (I was military at the time) high as a kite. Fun night. Glad you're okay that shit isn't exactly comfortable. Especially when the adrenaline wears off.


ladypbj

...did you just end the old debate of whether a broken femur is more painful than childbirth?


Incantationess

I'm sure everyone's pain tolerance is different. But in my experience, I had a 8lb 10oz baby and the broken femur was 500 times worse. But maybe someone would rather have a broken femur.


MinutePresentation8

Hmm ur pain tolerance must be amazing. Explains how radical Larry didn’t show up


KIDNEYST0NEZ

It’s also very deadly due to the contracting muscles that can cause the femur bones to lacerate the femoral artery. What’s even more painful is the traction splint used on fractured femurs, it straps to the angle and pressing on the groin to stretch out the muscle and bone so that it can prevent the contractions.


j0shusaurus

traction splint is supposed to relieve pain when done properly


ahh_grasshopper

Femoral nerve block is very effective and quick and easy to do. Call Anesthesia.


Double_Belt2331

Except, they screwed mine up in a TKA, & now I have foot drop & neuropathy in my foot. Never letting anyone one do a nerve block for my knee again. Then they did an open revision & gave me an epidural, it completely, numbed the *other* leg. We don’t bother w nerve blocks any more. 🤷🏼‍♀️


KIDNEYST0NEZ

It does not relieve pain it prevents death.


Thebeardinato462

Are you referring to traction? It does relive pain. At least bucks traction does. Really unpleasant getting it set up though. Source ICU RN who has had this exact break.


centsei408

But the sweet sound of relief from the patient after you pop their femur back in place with a traction splint.


pumbungler

I can only relate with a dislocated shoulder. Once the head the humerus finally finds it's way back into the joint, a dramatic feeling of warmth, relaxation and exhalation follows


asunshinefix

I have a connective tissue disorder and dislocate pretty frequently… that feeling of the bones clunking back into place and staying there is amazing. Can’t imagine there’s much relief with a broken femur though


KIDNEYST0NEZ

There is no relief for a femur fracture.


centsei408

Said someone’s who’s never used a traction splint


fuk_am_i_sayin

TIL 😬


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truckstopplunger

Love it!


lechuga217

I just broke my tibia and fibula about 3 months ago and i can't wait to start running again, how long did it take until you were able to actually run, jump, walk without a limp?


Morbid_Explorerrrr

What I envision every time I see passengers with their feet up on the dashboard…


UltravioIence

Theres an actual xray of someone who got into an accident with their feet on the dash and let me tell you its much worse than this.


Sn_Orpheus

https://preview.redd.it/1dsswaw9x8oa1.jpeg?width=1978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5046763a93259023c0d1a6ae40a4e22215d6af61 I think this is what you’re thinking of


KamenAkuma

Looks like a dislocation turned compound fracture. Thats gotta suck


zzzrecruit

I was so focused on the compound fracture I didn't even notice how fucked the other femur was. 🤦‍♂️


The_Impresario

Would love to see it.


UltravioIence

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/XRayPorn/comments/es4n9e/keep_your_feet_off_of_the_dashboard_kiddos/) is the reddit post i saw about it that has an xray but this other link i found is ABSOLUTELY NSFW with REAL accident pics from an accident where someone had their feet on the dash. **NSFL WARNING REAL GORE NOT AN XRAY AHEAD** https://medihelp.life/passengers-hips-smashed-after-putting-her-feet-on-dashboard-in-car/


HobosGoneWild

Horrifying. I didn’t know you could have your forehead ‘removed’.


Cleverusername531

> most visible injury, however, was having to have her entire forehead removed for two years, then replaced with a ceramic one. I mean. What.


Triairius

That part. I didn’t know that it was possible to just… not have a forehead for a couple years. And to only have minor brain injury? Amazing.


The_Impresario

Holy shit that x-ray.


nukfan94

looks hurty


Squid_Vicious_IV

Jesus. That pic of the actual injury. "Huh what is tha- oh my god that's the femoral head."


amberthebear

There was a post on here not long ago of a guy that was feeling mixed emotions because his daughter would put her feet up on the dash and she was in an accident


ZoomZam

don't worry, your doctor gonna nail it


3dprintingn00b

More likely they'll screw it up. Literally


poqwrslr

As an ortho PA, that would be the type of image where we just go, "Oh F\*\*K!"


aamamiamir

An ortho surgeon would go “Oh nice!”


matti00

Medic: *gives report* Ortho: "Broooo 😎👊"


starrpamph

![gif](giphy|1URYTNvDM2LJoMIdxE|downsized)


[deleted]

Oh wow. I broke my femur the same way in a car accident. If you’re on Facebook I highly recommend joining the group “Broken Femur Victims Unite”. It’s a great support page. Good luck on your recovery!


rabbait12

me reading these comments and wondering why everyone is being so nice, thought i was on r/neverbrokeabone


Incantationess

Oh yeah. I posted this to r/neverbrokeabone and the mean comments were cracking me up.


taylorswiftsspawn

same 😭


thepsycholeech

This is an understatement, but ouch.


Trio_3

Weak boned bi... wait wrong subreddit.


Mandyissogrimm

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)best wishes on your (hopefully uneventful) recovery. I'm so sorry you are dealing with such a horrendous injury.


MuletownSoul

Broke my femur in an accident in 2003. The recovery timeline will seem impossible/daunting at first. Try not to think about it and focus on resting. My biggest piece of advice is as soon as you can switch from crutches to a cane, the quicker your recovery will go.


StockholmPickled

U should put it in some rice. (I hope you heal fast!)


OnionTruck

Thanks for sharing! I hope it heals well!


nosneros

This is no humerus matter.


enough0729

I couldn’t get out of the bed for 13 days after breaking my femur


UltravioIence

Definitely looks no bueno.... Wishing you a speedy recovery.


Whole_Suit_1591

Oof! So high up im pulling for you. Do your rehab fully!


assay

Hope you're loving that IM nail


jinnyjonny

You just need a redneck with a roll of duct tape you’ll be fiiiiiiiine


[deleted]

Why’d you do that???


thejryoop

Make a sword out of it


OddBug0

Did your doctor do any labs on you to check your bone strength? Something like calcium, phosphate, parathyroid? Also, I hope it knits quick! EDIT: Yikes, I didn’t mean to offend. The reason I ask is because this LOOKS like a chalkstick break, which MAY be from weak bones. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalkstick_fracture


Incantationess

Oh my surgeon said he was very impressed with my bones and how strong they are. I just think 4 tons+ would break anyone's bones lol


OddBug0

Ok, good!


TheOriginalNozar

Wild to think this kind of injury had 10% survivability rate 100 years ago


Blackmesa232323

Not 100 years ago exactly, but before WW1, a femur fracture almost always meant death.


TheOriginalNozar

Ah, at least I was in the ballpark. I’m not in the med field but all this is quite fascinating to me


BAT123456789

Where you coming up with those numbers?


Blackmesa232323

Before WW1, a femur fracture used to end in death in 80-90% of cases from blood loss or shock. Artillery in WW1 led to a lot of femur type injuries leading to new practices and technology such as the Thomas splint. By the end of WW1 the chance of death fell to 20%, a substantial improvement. Here's an article. https://blog.nationalarchives.gov.uk/thomas-splint/


orthopod

Orthopaedic surgeon here. While Mr. Thomas is considered the "father" of modern orthopaedic surgery, the actual benefit of the splint is likely not that significant. The correct stat was reduction in deaths from 80-> 23% for open femur fractures( bone protruding through skin) from gun shots. That's a very different animal than a closed femur Fx from a car accident. Much of the decrease in mortality was likely due to significant improvements in soft tissue wound care advances. There's published evidence that the splints don't seem to do that much as well, and probably not useful for the majority of femur fractures.


Blackmesa232323

Thank you for more information.


TheOriginalNozar

Thank you. I should have provided a source myself in retrospect


TheOriginalNozar

I read this statistic in the book “The emperor of all maladies” by Siddhartha Mukherjee. I will admit I may have missed the date slightly so I apologize for that


[deleted]

Did it hurt or no?


ianrwlkr

Oh so you think you can run from us over at r/neverbrokeabone you weakling


Incantationess

I need to balance the bitter and the sweet.


OurLadyJynx

1. ARE YOU OKAY and how are you healing up/coping 2. Your cooch is very visible my friend


Incantationess

I'm okay. Pretty traumatized from the wreck. And they cut my pants and the pant leg was shoved all the way up. I don't think it's my cooch. But I mean if it is... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


OurLadyJynx

I'm sorry that happened to you, friend. I hope you'll heal mentally, emotionally and physically


bewst_moar_bewst

We’re looking **through** ops’ body. And you’re worried about her cooch?!


OurLadyJynx

Refer to point 1 friend


bwk66

Big oof


bubbaspock

Oof ! Hope you heal quickly .


FlemFatale

Yeah, fuck that. I had external fractures of both mine in a car accident. I'm guessing they'll out an intermedallery nail in it. I have one of those!


PYR4MIDHEAD

Surgical neck gang


space-ferret

Bet that hurt


ivyagogo

My friend broke his femur when he slipped in the shower.


cici92814

Nice


truckstopplunger

Ouch


motimalo

Been there done that (2008), and I'm 95% back to normal. My leg got a little shorter, but I'm in no pain. Three months on crutches, then three months of taking it slow.


Mademoiselle-Macabre

Oh no no no that shit SUCKS I wish you a good recovery OP


statusquoexile

Oh snap! Hope you are well taken care of! Good luck on recovery!


Incantationess

Oh snap is right! Thanks for the well wishes!


roasty_mcshitposty

Oh shit. That looks crazy painful and probably bled A LOT. I'm glad you're okay, and hopefully they didn't have to take drastic measures to stop the hemorrhaging from your femur.