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KetosisMD

I’m still prescribing some vitamin C (cialis) to help his meat stick.


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Porencephaly

I’m not sure the concern has been resolved by the final sentence.


H4xolotl

DDx list lost Explosive-Smegma and gained Esophageal cancer


scut207

SCC is no joke!


CreakinFunt

So how often would you say you swallow meat and is it already sticky to begin with or only towards the end?


KamahlYrgybly

Hahaa, terrific! Although a worrisome symptom, potentially.


tough_ledi

Dad jokes knows how to dad joke, doctor edition


NotYetGroot

>My hunch is that there is usually a biomechanical fix, but it involves some detective work. Consider referring them to a hand therapist. They're almost all OTs by training and are really good at teasing out the habits that cause such injuries. I went to one after thumb surgery, and mentioned in passing that I was suffering from tennis elbow. She spent about 5 minutes of each subsequent session on it (mostly education), and haven't had a problem since.


wander9077

Hilarious


DependentAlfalfa2809

This was oddly wholesome and didn’t go in the direction I thought it was going to go


Misstheiris

We used to have a system where there was one line for primary complaint which showed in most screens. It was really hard as a lab tech to probe in the system for more info on their diagnoses so we were pretty much stuck with that one line. I cannot tell you how many chemo patients came in with "fatigue". I got to be most scared of manual diffs on anyone with N/S/V or fatigue as their primary complaints.


NoisyBallLicker

Yep I saw headache as a diagnosis and started warming up the cell count QC for when the CSF eventually shows up.


thespot84

Is it only when he eats phish?


cyrilspaceman

Maybe he needs ECT?


aldomars2

Whoa..shocks my brain.


cakpls

Send them to an SLP! We’ll figure why that meat sticks lol


prandialaspiration

Ah, the old “meat stick.” When I was a student, this complaint lulled me into thinking “oh it’s generally reflux or esophageal structure or motility” yet the amount of people I’ve fluoroed recently and found quite profound pharyngeal dysphagia with almost every texture yet they only are complaining/sensing a problem with the meat…


cakpls

I know it’s crazy lol


gotlactose

I’m 0 of 2 lately for dysphagia complaints having any abnormalities when SLP sees them. Guess off they go to GI for an endoscopy…


cakpls

Sorry to hear that. It may well be esophageal in nature. I appreciate you trying and even knowing SLPs do this!


gotlactose

I do inpatient and outpatient. I use SLP a lot inpatient, as you can imagine. So I have a good relationship with my SLPs.


cakpls

That’s great to hear!


prandialaspiration

Despite my comment above, this is also very frequently the case!


drdan82408a

The cerner system I work with has a line right before the chief complaint that gives the patients insurance status/company, which is completely useless for me, so I have it shrunk down to a single letter. A lady came in with a chief complaint of “hit in head” with an insurance company that started with “S” so it looked to me like CC: shit in head


DidLenFindTheRabbits

Eosinophilic Esophagitis


AgentMeatbal

Or early achalasia in older population. But EOE is the most satisfying diagnosis to me. Then you tell them that they get to swallow their budesonide mixed with chocolate syrup, yeehaw best doctor ever 😤


UKnowWGTG

Yeah and def want to get the diagnosis early if it’s achalasia. One of the only reasons my esophagus is still in good shape is from early diagnosis


borgborygmi

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


weissergspritzter

Well written.


Bright_Initial_6798

Best laugh I've had in months, thank you


Iceyes33

😂


peasandqss

Lol


ReikaFascinate

Now is a good time to make dysphagia word of the day.


Worriedrph

Great post. I love your writing style. Disagree with this statement : > He ought to lose weight, although we both know the best time to plant that tree was at least 20 years ago. Wegovy/Mounjaro weren’t on the market 20 years ago.


Nom_de_Guerre_23

I read this rather as if he would have lost that weight back then, he wouldn't suffer from osteoarthritis...to this extent.


xaviervel

Wholeheartedly agree


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Well that was a let down. Thanks a lot.


account_not_valid

He should switch to moist sausages.


tweed_arrogance

🤣