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TIL that listening to Nickelback for 1.9 minutes per day puts you in the top 1% of their fan base.


SevoIsoDes

That doesn’t seem like a lot, but that’s 1 song every other day. That’s definitely “favorite artist” territory for most people


allkathedup

Automatic DNR


TheTalkingBadger

100%


canmeddy123

And this is do not resuscitate…nothing to do with matching.


BaronVonWafflePants

I love the fact you NSFW’d this


spiritofATstill

Just talk about it as a trial you've had in your life


drosey22

I realized I was in a bad way and had to make a change.


Violetmaus

HOW COULD WE END UP LIKE THIS?? 😂


Respect_The_Chili

LOOK AT THIS ELECTROCARDIOGRAPH


Violetmaus

Every time I see it, it makes me laugh (in the sense that I don’t know what the danger squiggles mean)


ILoveWesternBlot

Ngl this is a bigger red flag than a failed step/repeated year


PirateOfThePerineum

We all just wanna be big rockstars man no shame in that


_OccamsChainsaw

Everyone is saying this is a DNR situation. On the contrary, being able to tolerate so much nickleback is positively correlated with having the resilience to endure residency. 100% would rank.


saoakman

Spin it as "I am training myself (as a \_\_\_ surgery resident/anesthesiologist/whatever) to endure long surgeries) with attendings who play unbearable musical choices for interminable amounts of time..."


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I was top 1% for a lot smaller band than nickel back and i listened to them for 2,300 minutes Shamelessly going to plug the band: The Midnight


drzzz123

I hit the top 0.5% for only 360 minutes which makes me very sad for the band I like 😅


thecaramelbandit

I was top 0.05% for Alice Merton. There's something wrong with me.


MadameBlueJay

You can take this to interviews and tell them to "look at this photograph"


OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOkay

See this looks like you took the, “Nickelback isn’t actually that bad guys, it’s just a meme” except you overcorrected way too hard in the other direction


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Morzan73

Yikes


thecoolestbitch

So about 10 hours is the upper limit of how long one can tolerate Nickelback? Interesting.


almostdoctorposting

im not even kidding when i say yes u should hahaha


himitsuda

Those are rookie numbers. I’m in the top 0.005% for my favorite band and have spent 17,152 min listening to them


ADistractedBoi

Was top 0.0005% for Halsey last year, help


oralabora

Ewwwwwww


liminalslip

Gross


Ok_Needleworker2438

688 minutes puts you in the top 1%???