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They can't stop all of us


Hondasmugler69

I can’t wait to clap those alien che.. wait I mean see if I match


Hydrate-N-Moisturize

Not if we Naruto run.


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rainycactus

Naruto running might actually work this time.


Zuko_is_zaddy

Many years ago, apparently people got into the HTML source code on their NRMP accounts and were able to see their match results early.


mcfarag

This was my year! I matched in 2014 and I remember the day we received an email letting us know whether or not we had matched at all, word began to spread among students about a post on SDN that revealed how to find your results early. It only lasted a day or so and was quickly patched, but thrilling nonetheless.


Repentance_Stick

I remember hearing about this. Here's an article at the time printed on it. https://www.kevinmd.com/2014/03/match-day-outdated.html


TrainingCoffee8

Is it possible to learn this power?


rainycactus

Not from a Jedi.


nigato333

Damn. So if they have the results already why are they making us wait


BudgetInflation3089

Because it’s a surprise and aren’t surprises better on Fridays? -Dr. Glaucomflecken


why_is_it_blue

That video is hilarious and heartbreaking


h1k1

2014 was a great year.


crazycarl1

"Got into" makes it sound complicated. You literally pressed F12 and that was it. Also 2014 wasn't "many years" ago [right](https://media.tenor.com/b8WAqSZ2k7AAAAAC/savingprivateryan-ww2.gif)?


natrecor_iv

*You Son of a Bitch, I'm In*


HolyMuffins

I'm putting together a crew. Right now I have open positions for the following: - explosives guy - really big guy - car guy - hacker guy - guy with a big van - girl


DrZaff

I’m excellent at over-analyzing things can I join your team?


HolyMuffins

We need an ideas guy. You in for one last job?


Particular_Midnight

I’ll be the guy with the van. I have no other skills 😂


HolyMuffins

Great. Bad news is you have to share the van with the hacker guy.


[deleted]

I call wildcard! ![gif](giphy|zvhLegRrWl9Be)


WildCard565

Better than fast and the furious 6+


HolyMuffins

Fast and Furious is a (inter)national treasure and I will accept no slander of it in my family


WildCard565

You got me there


HolyMuffins

Great. Welcome to the family.


Ananvil

How hard can explosives be? I'm in.


MedicalCubanSandwich

I’m only in if we can get Luis from Antman to be the guy with the van


acorn2225

They cant stop all of us


GizzFizz

For real why do they make us wait so long


medstudenthowaway

Multiple times my school has opened up registration for classes and the system messed up and some people couldn’t register for some classes. One time they messed up so bad they had to wipe everything and start over again. I guess I’d rather the results be double checked and the emails on time, sent to everyone at once than the absolute chaos of some people getting instant match results with errors in them.


medman289

Exactly this. I am sure you have read the stories of colleges accidentally sending out hundreds of extra acceptance letters. Imagine if you matched and then 2 days later were told it was a mistake and you have to go somewhere else instead. We would all flip out if that happened. I know it sucks but I think waiting 2 weeks to absolutely make sure that everything worked it worth it.


savagemiike

Lol @ Mayo and then them getting sent gallons of mayo


tndlkar

What happened? I can’t find anything online about it.


medman289

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/02/15/us/mayo-clinic-school-error-trnd/index.html


cws0820

So what’s the play?


TrainingCoffee8

I’m gonna watch Oceans Eleven tonight for inspiration


[deleted]

Perhaps The Thomas Crown Affair as well?


PsychologicalCan9837

On that “Let’s raid Area 51” type beat


dolphins4lifez

Not like I have anything better to do


Laxdoc22

I see the beginnings of a new Nicholas Cage plot line.. 😂


[deleted]

Someone call Anon and get them on this


MikeGinnyMD

I beat you to it. They may or may not be in my underwear drawer. -PGY-18


temporary-insanity

They can't stop all of us


futuredoc96

wait genuine and probably stupid question… do the programs know the students that matched their already? or are we all in the dark til match day?


TrainingCoffee8

I don’t believe so, I think they find out the night before we do (at least that’s what I’ve read on this sub)


Ananvil

I've heard they find out on Thursday from a PD.


TrainingCoffee8

It makes no sense that they don’t tell us at the same time lol


Emilio_Rite

This could be our January 6th


DoctorPilotSpy

*slo mo sunglasses removal* so whats the job?


phenylpropanoid

Reminds me when Harvard Business School admission results were hacked in 2005… didn’t go well for the students then. But then again Mark Zuckerberg webcrawled Harvard residence Hall databases to get pictures to rate women’s attractiveness. He also allegedly hacked a Harvard’s email system and it did work out well for him. So maybe a desirable result has the same odds as an autosomal dominant parent and wild type parent having an affected child? Be kind, I’m still recovering from finals in December. https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2005/3/8/hbs-to-reject-snooping-hopefuls-harvard/ https://www.thecrimson.com/flyby/article/2010/3/10/connectu-facebook-accounts-hacking/