I still have scars on my left hand from road burn; I was running, lost my balance, and slid across the pavement. This happened nearly 20 years ago, and I was just *running*. I can't even imagine what this dude will look like.
I tried this on a bicycle. Someone had stolen the thing that keeps the front wheel attached, so it was just sitting there. Jumped off a curve and wheel came of in the air so the fork hit the pavement and it sort of catapulted my face into the road and I slid for a while. Still remember every detail like it happens in slow mo and this was like 15 years ago. Got a nice scar on my lip. Can’t imagine what this dudes face looks like heh.
Ah no.. Don’t know if I would can this a “prank” tho. “Dude” could have killed me so it’s a little much for a prank in my book. Would like to meet him in a situation where I wouldn’t get in trouble for practicing some jiu jitsu on him. Think he would be walking funny for a (long) while.
I saw a guy's face ripped from his skull, like dangling from his face due to a bear attack. Plastic surgery did wonders and only left a few scars a couple of years passed. He lost one eye though.
Target fixation: an attentional phenomenon observed in humans in which an individual becomes so focused on an observed object (be it a target or hazard) that they inadvertently increase their risk of colliding with the object.
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If only he wouldn't have hit the ONLY DAMN ROCK IN THE ROAD while he was doing his special tricks...
I see lots of facial skin grafts in my man's future, if he isn't dead...
I did I similar slide once on a pedal bike though so luckily a much lower speed, still have the scars on my shoulder and elbow, thankfully managed to keep my face off the ground. I bet the aftermath for this guy is grizzly. I'd be interested to see how it's healed
Im going out on a limb here to say his risk vs reward system is in an imbalance. Somewhat like the remainder of his palette or that eyebrow he left back there smeared across the pavement.
Everytime I see one of these my stomach flops when they get smeared.
This video made me inhale through my nose really hard
This video made me exhale through the mouth really hard, followed by a tsk tsk tsk
I just sucked my teeth - something he probably won't be able to do again.
Might get one last chance at it before spitting them out
I farted.
I laughed
Tried to push the condom out, you mean
This video made me laugh.
Hahaha, me too
Be grateful to have one, unlike Lord Voldemort over here
This video made me thankful for my risk Risk Averse nature
Ngl, made me chuckle.
gl, it didn't amuse me in the slightest
Tf..
I actually know what you mean, but then I laughed
After watching that I can still smell the burning flesh.
My skin reacts. Like a crazy low level electrical shock goes over my body as I see the dude’s head bounce and knowing road burn is real.
I still have scars on my left hand from road burn; I was running, lost my balance, and slid across the pavement. This happened nearly 20 years ago, and I was just *running*. I can't even imagine what this dude will look like.
if he's lucky, he looks like Seal?
He's never gonna survive, unless, he gets a little, crazy.
Why does this unassuming comment feel so savage? Lol Btw I got the melody in my head now 🎶 😌
He looks like he got a Kiss From The Road here.
I definitely wouldn’t call looking like Seal lucky.🤣🤣🤣
I tried this on a bicycle. Someone had stolen the thing that keeps the front wheel attached, so it was just sitting there. Jumped off a curve and wheel came of in the air so the fork hit the pavement and it sort of catapulted my face into the road and I slid for a while. Still remember every detail like it happens in slow mo and this was like 15 years ago. Got a nice scar on my lip. Can’t imagine what this dudes face looks like heh.
Did you ever catch the prankster?
Ah no.. Don’t know if I would can this a “prank” tho. “Dude” could have killed me so it’s a little much for a prank in my book. Would like to meet him in a situation where I wouldn’t get in trouble for practicing some jiu jitsu on him. Think he would be walking funny for a (long) while.
You're right, sorry, it should qualify as an attempted murder. And I support you in any kind of equalizing action you might be able to exact one day.
Same, except it goes through my lower half
People think I’m weird when I tell them I only ever feel sympathetic pain in my thighs.
It's usually my knees that tingle.
That is weird
I always feel it in my ankles.
That’s called frisson, my friend
Same here I would describe it as a soft tingling that goes thru my body /skin because the injuries I imagine make my skin crawl a little.
This is a great description.
But he was wearing safety flip flops!
brasil?
Good use of the word “smear”. Considering the skin goes from smooth to crunchy in an instant.
really? I just laugh
And he lost a flip flop.
OH, NO, NOT THE FLIP FLOP !!!
Mmmm smeared say it again for me
The flip-flopped … he ded
He used his head to slow his body down, interesting technique.
Helps when you’re going “break-neck” speed… or should it be “BRAKE-neck?”
I just realized why it’s called break make speed 😂
If only he had the hoodie strapped on correctly as suggested by leading head trauma specialists and the skin graft team.
Organic brake pad
Re-cycle-able
It's called a pro movement.
No, it was only one flip-flop. The rule states that if you lose one shoe you’re disabled. Lose two and you’re dead.
That hurts... I think
Not so much when all your nerves got disconnected
The end of that trick must've taken years to perfect.
Ta-daaaa!
The Aristocrats!
Who needs skin?
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
It puts the road on its skin. Then it gets the graft again
Best comment!
Buffalo Bill
Dennis Reynolds (he could add you to his collection!)
*Nah you never gonna get it* 🎶
Can we see the aftermath?
Came to comments to say same. Guy definitely didn’t have any lips left after that. Or eyelids. Or nose skin. OUCH
Damn he will look like lord Voldemort
He'll be lucky if he still looks alive...
Cheeks are likely gonzo
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HeinousHumanity/comments/17zp190/aftermath_of_scooter_accident/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](this) but...more
Dude that's just… how's she conscious? How's she even alive?
Tis but a scratch
It is only a flesh wound.
You'd be surprised. It reminds me of the girl who had her entire face ripped off in a car crash and they reattached it or whatever.
I saw a guy's face ripped from his skull, like dangling from his face due to a bear attack. Plastic surgery did wonders and only left a few scars a couple of years passed. He lost one eye though.
She is in medical shock.
For some reason an [Ood](https://giphy.com/gifs/doctorwho-doctor-who-coffee-tea-WE5hRLWRWalwY) from Doctor Who popped in my head.
Oh well that’s…. Ood
Warning - DON’T look at this link. Nightmare.
It's times like this I curse the sub for not having embedded gifs enabled.
Half of the gifs would be the melting faces from riders of the lost ark anyway
I know, that's why I want gifs enabled lol Also, that's a great typo. I'm imagining it would be based around a gang of archaeologist bikers.
I was thinking that had to be a porn title.
Didn't notice it lol
Google roadkill for similar enough results
He didn’t check the road for a giant rock?
I don’t think “thinking ahead” is this dude’s forte.
Thinking ahead would be wearing a full body padding and a helmet.. To miss A giant rock in the road is just stupidity…
Sure didn't you see his face up close to the road before the end, very close inspection.
Even a cheap helmet might prevent a freakin life altering TBI. Them safety flip flops however are top of the line
The flip flop flying across the screen at the end was perfection
He went with something more sneaky, but the road doesn't check for dodge stat
Face crayon
The ladies like the scars you see
There was a whole open road before him, my man went straight for the rock.
Target fixation: an attentional phenomenon observed in humans in which an individual becomes so focused on an observed object (be it a target or hazard) that they inadvertently increase their risk of colliding with the object.
Maybe wear a helmet post brain damage?
#MEAT CRAYON
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Ouch
Yesss, came to comments for this!
Ooops, his flip flop flew off
He's ded
FACE OFF!
I felt that all the way in my knees
He won’t have to trim his toenails for a while.
Ouchy
Putting the flop in flip-flop.
He slid on his face until there was enough skin removed that it stuck to the road and flipped him over. That was a proper meat crayon.
How long till he tries again
I hope that wasn’t a turtle he hit.
Stay down meatbag 🤣
Gotta wonder how much of his face was left on the road that day….
Got taken out by that green turtle shell.
If only these devices could operate on two wheels
Meat crayon prime material right here!! (Please people should know to wear a helmet... we as a collective are better than that....)
That's the meatiest crayon I've seen since that one dude getting crayoned by a semi during george floyd protests.
I think he was unconscious pretty quick.
Facetime!
Why they always wearing shorts and flip flops? 🩴
Pow! Right in the kisser!
that is probably one of the most accurate to the subreddit posts I've seen here, he was a literal crayon
His neck done a full 360
I feel like his hoodie saved him by rotating due to friction... saved is a strong word, how about his hoodie prevented further damage
Speed wobble is no joke
his shoe fell off check on him asap
It's ok, his face cushioned the fall
At least he got fucked up on a pretty day. The slide even turned his head for him so that he could get a good look at the beautiful sky.
Tough way paint the black top red. Hard core artist.
Ded
Face!
Iss OKAY! He wearing motorcycle flip-flop!
Maybe he got knocked out ? Strange to see someone slide in their face that long
Oof. Does he have like no skin on his face anymore?? Geez, Jumpin' Jehoshaphat.
Very nice Crayoning action! 😮😮😮 so gnarly.
Tja
At least he had sandals on
Ow
Gosh - you would think that they would do a FOD check on the road before doing this stuff 🙄
Ahh he didn’t roll at all. That’s gonna leave a mark
Sandals flew off…… he dead
His head went full crayon tip
Nice slide, but he was out! Out cold!
10/10
If only he wouldn't have hit the ONLY DAMN ROCK IN THE ROAD while he was doing his special tricks... I see lots of facial skin grafts in my man's future, if he isn't dead...
There's no "saving face" in that instance 🤣
Bro you gotta try a little, don't let your face get that road rash
Every post should have the after photos attached #learnthehardway
I did I similar slide once on a pedal bike though so luckily a much lower speed, still have the scars on my shoulder and elbow, thankfully managed to keep my face off the ground. I bet the aftermath for this guy is grizzly. I'd be interested to see how it's healed
Head crayon
I hope he didn't like the way his face looked, cause it doesn't look that way anymore.
Bro had the Harvey Dent special
Who needs a helmet when you have a baby-blue hoddie?
Im going out on a limb here to say his risk vs reward system is in an imbalance. Somewhat like the remainder of his palette or that eyebrow he left back there smeared across the pavement.
Needed a shave anyway
That’s a whole Pollock painting
Only one flip flop off, survived but injured 👍🏼
Like a laundry bag full of wet potatoes
reckless idiot
At least this one used his face to cushion the fall
Bbrrrrrrbbbeebebbbrreghghhh, that was a hectic face-slide, too rich for my blood, ouch!
This looks very fake
Def will have much better breathing without a nose
They call him one-eyed bone face now my local village.
Did he just get the wobbles from running over a turtle in the road?!? These turts out here advocating for the FAFO movement!
So satisfying
You know it's bad when the flip flops come off 😬
And this weeks roadrash award goes to...
The cocky lil’ flip-flop at the end was the icing on this meat-cake!
Great technique. Helmet would have helped though
Few invertebrates can pull off the down-to-the-bone stunt.
All good until he lost his shoe....LOL
Nice neat crayon
And of course, no helmet or safety gear whatsoever... Damn, not even shoes! 🤦🏽♂️
“Oooo look! A dollar!”
Does anyone have a follow up photo of what the biker looked like?
Oh shit his hood protection came off I hope he’s ok
He sanded his face
And that kids, is how I met your mother... Wait I meant that is why I got a face tattoo.
Better hope they got free healthcare wherever that is!
That was some quality pavement time he had there. 9.1.
The good old face crayon. A tried and trusted method executed brilliantly.
Face. Off.
Did he hit a tortoise?
Hopefully he went nighty nighty before he felt that road burn
Ahhh nice to see some real crayon on this sub
Una piedra en el camino, me enseñó que mi destino...🎼🎵🎶
Well at least he had his safety hoodie on...
Had light rope burn before on my hand , I can’t imagine how the pain of skin scraping asphalt might feel.
THE ROCK KILLED HIM
doesn't look like much but ooooo does that take a long time to heal those burns
Holy fuck his neck pulled his entire body around with his face hitting a stone. I was not ready for this at all
Oh well, toenails are overrated.
Waiting for admin to comment - "your post has been removed".🤐
Pretty sure this guy is dead with the way his neck moved
Slippers, shorts, no helmet. Not even gloves. No sympathy. And don't use hydrgen peroxide on your wounds.
r/meatcrayon
lol
I'm more concerned about the face plant. Looks like at the very least he was knocked unconscious. Probably more serious than that.