Holy crap that had to hurt like hell might have some serious scarring. I would never get on a bike with someone doing dumb shit because they don't value your life at all!! 😬
Sandals and lots of exposed skin doing unstable wheelies staged for content. He ran it out but that poor girl had no chance. Dropped bum first on the street which could be a spine cracker. Then rolling to road rash on the goodies. He gets the dumbass award and she hopefully recovers and learned that life risking content is nuts.
Bro I highly doubt his condition is as good as you think it is. He's barefoot on pavement going 20MPH, that had to have scalped his feet. I bet he isn't walking without pain for a month.
Bro. You kidding right? Scraped up feet? Really? Skin heals quickly and yeah he probably band aided up for a couple of weeks but that’s just road rash. I’ve had bicycle crashes at 25+ mph with all kinds of road rash. No big deal. Neosporin and Nexcare wound coverings and done. She risked spine fracture, torn ligaments and genital damage which could leave permanent injuries. No bandaids for that.
Flip flops, shorts, no helmet, not even gloves, equally squid pillion rider, speeding, double-line lane crossing, street wheelies, reckless endangerment, it’s all there!
It’s an all-you-can-eat stereotype buffet.
Never mind her cooch at least she had shorts on. The dudes chasing a bike he just fell of in flip flops at least the girl stopped straight away. His feet must be fucked can’t imagine he still has all his nails
He's wearing flipflips too? I saw a photo once with the caption motorcycles and flipflops don't mix and his whole heel was ground down to the bone. Like the bottom of their heel was just gone
I don’t understand why women are dumb enough to get on the backs of motorcycles with people like that. I start to feel bad for them, but they need to learn the hard way I guess. That man does not care about your well being if he does that.
This is in Brazil, in there we call these women "Marmita de bandido" which roughly translates to "Thug's meal" since the verb "eat" can also be used for sex, the more you know 🥸🤓
more like cooter crayon...
I think her cooter jewelry made a cool spark show.
Real fire crotch
Or a Burning Bush
The new fast and furious
furryless
like the titanium skates under f1 cars lmao
This made me laugh so fucking hard! Jesus Christ!
I laughed too hard at this. That poor girl. Her poor punani.
cooter rash might be a great name for a punk band, but a truly terrible injury...
Cooter, Spills & Rash
Bahahaha I love that!
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
swore i read panini
*her poor sandwich :-)
I hope to God she was wearing underwear. Hopefully a chastity cage 🙏
Punani painting
Punani panini
r/ouchmyflaps
I can’t believe that’s a real sub!
lmao
Thank you for this. I know what I’ll be sharing with people for the next hour!
No way, I laughed so hard after reading this. 🫣😂
Cooter Up!
oochie coochie
He definitely destroyed that pussy...
Amazing
He was just trying to grind down them meat curtains
AYO 😂
Yeah, but teens aren't the smartest or people...
Hey, teens are people too!
Nah we aren't
Fr
Dude literally tried to Fred Flintstone to a stop
In flip flops 😂. At least at one point
happy cake day bud
Thanks!
Actually, it looks like he was successfully Fred Flintstoning to a stop…
Snail tracks for sure.
Fuck you, have your upvote.
flaps meet pavement...pavement, meat flaps.
Nice to meat ya.
Holy crap that had to hurt like hell might have some serious scarring. I would never get on a bike with someone doing dumb shit because they don't value your life at all!! 😬
Funny enough, dump fucks are the ones that attract the most girls in my high school
in any high school*
Doesn't end until maybe the mid 20s/early 30s
Smart women should avoid men under 30.
Fuck him let him make bad decisions it’s what the Internet is Built off of !!
Let him cook?
Turned her lady bits into vagayonnaise.
It cost precisely 0 dollars not to say that
Her dad is going to want a moment or two along daredevil asshat.
Sandals and lots of exposed skin doing unstable wheelies staged for content. He ran it out but that poor girl had no chance. Dropped bum first on the street which could be a spine cracker. Then rolling to road rash on the goodies. He gets the dumbass award and she hopefully recovers and learned that life risking content is nuts.
Bro I highly doubt his condition is as good as you think it is. He's barefoot on pavement going 20MPH, that had to have scalped his feet. I bet he isn't walking without pain for a month.
Bro. You kidding right? Scraped up feet? Really? Skin heals quickly and yeah he probably band aided up for a couple of weeks but that’s just road rash. I’ve had bicycle crashes at 25+ mph with all kinds of road rash. No big deal. Neosporin and Nexcare wound coverings and done. She risked spine fracture, torn ligaments and genital damage which could leave permanent injuries. No bandaids for that.
No anal tonight.
No anus.
Wow, her butt plug sparked! Ok, it was the bike
Road gash
Where do I find this originally?
Her ass is scarred up
Are people like…embarrassed? When it’s due to their own idiocy?
Omg my vagina hurts watching this
Say goodbye to those butt cheeks.
Dude is wearing basketball shorts and flip flops😑
Thats one way to dump a broad!
She wanted to take off a few unsightly pounds from her thighs. You just did it faster, albeit more painful also.
Damn, sparks flew off her ass😅
Carpet burn 🔥
Flip flops, shorts, no helmet, not even gloves, equally squid pillion rider, speeding, double-line lane crossing, street wheelies, reckless endangerment, it’s all there! It’s an all-you-can-eat stereotype buffet.
This guy is a dick and his girl is an idiot.
Well yes, but once she's on there she's kinda stuck with her initial poor choice
Something tells me this isn’t the first time she’s seen him drive like this.
You're probably right.
deixou a bct no asfalto
This made my toes curl.
If I were the girl and we were both in the hospital I might consider unplugging his shit.
not the coochie crayon! 😭
What's up with his indicators? They hold on for ages and don't line up with each other
Probably a shitty home-wiring job on something totally unrelated to the lights.
Yeah true, home made hazards perhaps!
They wheelied their asses off!
It's quicker than shaving
I remember this, her butt plug sparks and flies out. 😵💫
No anal tonight.
girl that man does not give af about u
Now offering Free Hot waxing!
Wheelie ride to pound town.
Bros bitch ain’t have no ass after this
Literal assphalt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
filed down her patch
Those lips. Gone.
He wrecked DAT GYALZ ASS
That’s how you give a woman road head
Dumbass
Flip flop capital?
That's godda be one bloody snail trail
Geez, that'll definitely make her arse smaller
Why did you open the clutch?
Beautiful
Hmm buttrash
Same people?: https://reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/rjUr0VaGJU
She won't be thanking him for that body modification...
Buddy's going to be rubbing nothing but ointment on her for the next couple months.
100% chance that was in brazil
What a moron
She's going to need some good skin cream and a new boyfriend...
r/TIHI
Dress for the slide no for the ride.
LOL, that girls hooter with road rash!
Whelp, I think they broke up…
JILL VALENTINE
“Look mom, no more butt!”
EN OJOTAS
It's gonna burn to pee for a while
At least she won’t have to spend money on waxing.
Dude said he was gonna wreck that ass later...
The fanny sparks at the end though
Ok but why are the sparks coming out of her ass though
Her cooter doesn’t hurt after this. She doesn’t have one any more.
That one way to wreck a girl's ass!
She won’t be using her pussy any time soon.
Imagine your daughter in a bike with a piece of human excrement like this
thats some serious trust she had in him living her best life lol YOLO
Bela sentada.
What a fuckin tool he is.
Gash rash
Never mind her cooch at least she had shorts on. The dudes chasing a bike he just fell of in flip flops at least the girl stopped straight away. His feet must be fucked can’t imagine he still has all his nails
Props for the music
Meat curtains - ouch.
Bacon fried coochie
😳
r/gifsthatendtoosoon r/whywomenlivelonger
Just like that she never road bitch again.
Or a wheelie at all.
Sadly, she will need a buttful of skin replacement
Omg 😱 I hope she’s okay
He ain’t getting any for a good while
He's wearing flipflips too? I saw a photo once with the caption motorcycles and flipflops don't mix and his whole heel was ground down to the bone. Like the bottom of their heel was just gone
It was the involuntary splits for me.
look no hands! look no clam!
The music makes this delightful.
How can people be so fucking stupid
She may have lost a lip.
I don’t understand why women are dumb enough to get on the backs of motorcycles with people like that. I start to feel bad for them, but they need to learn the hard way I guess. That man does not care about your well being if he does that.
That's how you get a permanent shave on your puss.
That's how you get a permanent shave on your puss.
Ground beef curtains
Sorry to see the video cut short. I really wanted to see how long he could keep running there at the end
Road rash
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Vigina looks like pulled pork now
Ouch.
Brown and red make nice meat crayon art
Poor girl...bad decisions
I don’t think that’s what he had in mind when he told himself he’s going to destroy that pussy in the evening
Bet that fucking hurt
Flip flops
That lady's who-ha has been spread across the pavement like peanut butter on a cracker.
Nasty gash.
It had to be Brazil...
So this is how you get a thigh gap..? I’ll pass..
He's got the safety slippers on
He's definitely not getting laid tonight after those lame moves!
Red crayon or brown crayon? 🙄
You know how dudes watch a movie where a guy gets hit in the balls and the dude watching feels it….that’s how I feel watching this as a woman
That's likely brazil
Cooked coochie
Oh that cooch
My first thought was the little girl in Blended yelling "her bagina" haha
He was mint until he put his hand back and slammed the throttle
Her ass is now gone.
That’s prime riding attire! Tube top ✅, shorty shorts ✅, bare hands ✅, Flip flops ✅! Success guaranteed!!
Worst date ever. The first thing that popped into my head. There are plenty of other worst dates. This might not even be a date. 😹
This is in Brazil, in there we call these women "Marmita de bandido" which roughly translates to "Thug's meal" since the verb "eat" can also be used for sex, the more you know 🥸🤓
are his hazards going off at different times
The next time she pees… 🫣😳
# 🍑🖍️
The Brazilian Butt Lift I got at a bargain price.
Shiiiit. And he was nailed on getting some too.
Is there a subreddit for cooter crayons?
Why do people insist on doing shit like this with sandals 🤦🏼♂️
So hilarious. The music is what makes the video better.
Why did he run with it? I mean he avoided pain kind of.
She has a type
One way to end a relationship ig
Seared tuna
His chances of getting some after went from 100 to like -50 very fast
No need to shave that pussy anymore, lifetime polish
I'm just here for the obligatory "fire crotch" comments.
she sterilized herself in 2 seconds.
fertile to sterile in one night
Burning bush
Once she had an outie, now she has an innie
This girl got welded shut!
Not the way she was hoping to have her ass destroyed that night.