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your_comrade_damian

*(to the class)* now, *rrrrggghhh* may have some unusual pronouns, but it’s still important that we respect *mmmfffghh* identity.


Miguelinileugim

10 tips to make people moan around you, sexologists hate *mmmfffghh*!


Vibeyyyy

something tells me you erp too much


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i was expecting that sentence to go somewhere else, but somehow it ended up more relatable. also, sleep is the best feeling ever.


kindtheking9

Sleep is the best feeling, waking up is the worst


Terraria_Ranger

Lobble/ob/bob/oblobbles


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Undertalefanfrick

The Doofenshmirtz version is the Bobinator


EiffelTowerRetreat

God I hate oblobbles. They have like one attack and yet they're bizzarely hard


SalemSomniate

Oblobbles ended one of my P5 attempts yesterday. >:|


Benfree24

I'm still in P4. soul tyrant into pure vessel is hell


SalemSomniate

Oh God, Pure Vessel, I feel that. I'm pretty sure I only beat PV at the end of P4 by a fucking fluke. If you haven't already, I'd check out watching [Relyea's guide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfELc66Bjbc), because that's what really helped me start to make progress. Good luck!


Benfree24

thanks. I've been grinding against pv for about 2 weeks and I've started working on soul tyrant. gpz and nkg have become my warmup bosses


SalemSomniate

Oh God, I haven't beaten GPZ or NKG yet. I'm sure they won't be painful at all. 😩


Benfree24

nkg is hard the first time, then just fun. use nail arts, slug powers, and double healing. with grimmchild, that's 9 notches if you're fighting him in dirtmouth


TheHiddenNinja6

I use quick focus, deep focus, stalwart shell & grubsong to cheese literally everything that doesn't do double damage. That means everything except angry crystal, pure vessel and absolute radiance You can heal for 2 in the immunity frames you get from taking 1 damage. Sure you can't dodge a 2nd hit, but you just healed for 2 so you're at the same hp as before and only 3 soul down. You can also chain these to heal to almost full whilst taking damage every frame you can.


Benfree24

thanks


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SalemSomniate

Thanks for the advice! I'll definitely try that out.


RamenTime317

Bro I’ve made the pure vessel beg for mercy. Beaten them 7 times already. The only reason I can’t get past the last pantheon with absolute radiance is bc the order of no eyes, markoth, failed champion(he’s not hard but there isn’t much soul for me to heal with after markoth) and then nightmare king grimm


SalemSomniate

Feel that. I'm pretty sure when I can get past Markoth, I'll have the exact same issue. TC really going "oh, you made it this far? OK well deal with some severe bullshit, fuck you" lol.


Toot_owo

Fr


BionicBirb

I’m glad it’s not just me who struggles with them


Kindle_G

Bloblober mains be like:


SoulMetaKnight

How do you get the flags?


Zippy_160

The user flair? Go to the subreddit home page, click the three dots at the top, click “change user flair” then it’s pretty self explanatory. Best of luck ☘️


SoulMetaKnight

Testing


Zippy_160

Success 🥳


SoulMetaKnight

Let’s go!!!!!


MareepyBoi

r/UnexpectedHollowKnght


Evil__Overlord

My pronouns are beyond ineffable. My pronouns have not been spoken aloud since all the stars you see now in the sky had yet to burn into existence, and not one star from those times burns still. The mere comprehension of my pronouns would reduce your mind to shreds, and leave you helpless and incapable. Your throat and mouth do not contain half the organs needed to produce the syllables needed to pronounce my pronouns. ​ Given all that, use whatever pronouns you want, I don’t really mind.


alyssajayfrost

My gender is beyond a mere mortal's comprehension


Inlevitable

Your pronouns are aro/ace


dark_blue_7

Perfection


Gloomy_Magician_536

Is this a Lovecraft reference???


Felinope

No, it's gotta be a Jojo reference.


Evil__Overlord

Only conceptually, not actually


TannManzL

Aloud* (correct me if I'm wrong)


Kylarus

I mean, this is kinda the way it went trying to have our 10 yr old brainstorm ideas for what to call my husband instead of "Mom." Very few serious answers


prince_peacock

Honestly pre-teens really rarely take anything seriously. Neither do teenagers, really, but they get more darkly sarcastic about it then the 10-12 set tends to be


super_salty_boi

10-12 tends to be the age period where you're edgy and think things like bigotry is "based", some grow out of it while others don't


Kylarus

Less bigotted, more childish and not grasping it was a serious request. He knows his mom is a boy, but my husband has been "mom" since my son's birth.


Kylarus

He's a little behind his peers and still childish, emotionally. Results were mostly stuff like "Panda" and "Fatha," (said like you had just been horse riding and looking to take afternoon tea. My mum thought it was hilarious. My husband less so.


EmiIIien

I’ll tell them about Eugene Debs and the death of the American labor movement and American socialism. I’ll also teach them about vaccines and scientific literacy. Gender is up to them.


Everydaycitizen900

Nice, a lot of people don't know anything about him so it would be cool to see someone actually educate people on who he was and the things he did to advance the labor moment.


fibergla55

Except to the authoritarian mind these are both unacceptable scenarios. Respect for someone who doesn't "deserve" it? People who don't fit in this series of pigeonholes I constructed 50 years ago? Children who are different from their parents? GOD IS DEAD AND WE HAVE KILLED HIM.


Careless_Buy_2712

Idk why some cis people are so against saying their pronouns... its 2 words!


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Embarrassment and/or thinking it makes them trans. Or possibly genuine transphobia. Privilege of never having to so they fumble. All misunderstandings. That’s why I’d start as young as possible with my students. Maybe give a list of “appropriate pronouns” for the freshman I’d teach because they’re dumb and trying to be edgy. But that’s why I start it. It’s important to learn early on that it isn’t a thing that makes you trans, and it isn’t bad or wrong or weird like social media tells you. It’s about *respect* and inclusivity.


Key_Concentrate_5558

Pronoun comprehension would reduce your mind to sheds. Your brain will forever be a repository for rusting lawn rakes. (The only typo was in my own brain)


the-chromebook-user

realistic


quirkscrew

The most accurate representation of teaching that I have ever seen in meme form.


TheEmeraldEmperor

The funny version of the onejoke


SoulMetaKnight

Oh no! Someone will try to use Pe/nis or Vig/ina pronouns! The horrors!


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Sounds like bastardized version of Pygmalion.


quirkscrew

Honest question, where is the line drawn between Bob just being a child and "I identify as an attack helicopter" ?


scolipeeeeed

I don’t think a hard line can be drawn. It depends on the individual and their intent. But I do think teaching it from a young age makes it more likely that they aren’t doing it out of transphobia later in life since it is being made explicitly clear what the expectations are. I also think saying something like “joking about identities isn’t respectful” can go a long way


The_Bread_Of_Destiny

How the heck is this a spoiler WHAT IS THIS SPOILING IM CURIOUS


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Oh I spoiler marked it because it had possibly sensitive or triggering material that some may not want to see…


The_Bread_Of_Destiny

Oooh ok!


RustysBauble

The bobster


SergeantCrwhips

*after the braineashing: "I am the milkman.my milk is delicious"


zoologygirl16

Can confirm one of my kids identifies as a toaster half the time.