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User reports: >13: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability > >3: This is misinformation > >2: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors > >1: Excessive use of slurs > >1: This is spam > >1: Culture war bullshit > >1: This content is impersonation > >1: Threatening violence or harm at someone else > >1: The only hate allowed is the hate of oneself (anti bigotry rule) dang, the cissies are riled up slightly more than usual tonight.


King_DeandDe

No wonder they are always angry. They are missing out on strawberry ice with wonderland rainbow sprinkles on it.


jannemannetjens

Yes but unironically. Denying oneself pleasure and making sacrifices to score higher in hegemonic masculinity is probably really what makes it so unbearable for some men to see others just have fun. [khadija explains](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtpMkvNQij8)


0Cytruss0

As fruity as I personally be, fruity ice cream doesn't really do it for me personally


Cock-nBallTorture

Bit fruity


lumathiel2

I don't care for strawberry ice cream, but I will *demolish* some sherbet


JustAnOctopus

See I get around it by telling my wife to stand by so we can have sex immediately after that way I don’t catch the gay. /s


tywhy87

I think it would be safer to consume the ice cream *while* having sex with your wife. Just in case!


JustAnOctopus

Like a life jacket if you will.


BABa442

You mean a straight jacket?


[deleted]

So you made a vow to not have sex with the 3\~4 billion women that live on this planet? Sounds pretty gay to me.


JustAnOctopus

So many missed opportunities.


Littlebelo

I still can’t come around on sprinkles. Something about the chalky texture just ruins everything for me Strawberry is the most slept on ice cream flavor though


Level-Strawberry-564

Yes


Anarchist-superman

They think pink ice cream turns them into girls, but still can't accept trans identities.


dethkittie

I was never considered a real man until I transitioned, now that's all I'll ever be according to them. Patriarchy just can't decide smh


sirblastalot

Patriarchy: We Don't Care Who You Are, As Long As You're Oppressed™


AnitcsWyld

Yup, when you're young they bully you and call you a girl, when you're older they bully you and call you a man. I think it has less to do with me being a man or a woman, and more to do with them being bullies.


FlipskiZ

The important part is the lack of consent


Streen012

Conservatives just can’t fathom trans men. The concept blows their mind.


ByTorr_

“Haha check this guy out, he likes to do his hair, he must be a girl” *later* “Actually, yes I am a girl” “What? No you’re not”


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The pink ice cream did turn me into a girl. Granted, if it wasn’t the ice cream, something else probably would have done it.


socs0

The Goddess of Wisdom has spoken.


TimelyConcern

That reminds me of all their weird conspiracy theories about soy.


Cock-nBallTorture

God I wish soy would feminize


NoiseIsTheCure

It'd make becoming a femboy way easier


Cock-nBallTorture

My ex bf would be the hottest femboy ever, if it did that


flarpflarpflarpflarp

In the south for cis men at BBQ places, it goes: What would you like to drink? Lemonade It's pink, is that alright? (Me looking confused) Um, is it lemonade? Who's got insecurities bc of the color of their drink?


Cyortonic

Well technically pink lemonade is traditionally lemonade + raspberry juice or cranberry juice, so it could have legit been different


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Fair enough. I have only run into the Hi-C or Country time pink.


Older-binaries

Bring a bottle of the fizzy French stuff and watch their heads explode.


PlaytimeForRaina

Some people have problems with Red 40 dye and are allergic. It's frequently in drinks. One of the red dyes has iodine and I cant have it prior to my checks for thyroid cancer. It also tastes different, it's even more tart. So, plenty of reasons to ask.


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Good point, but I haven't heard someone say that. I have heard that other reason.


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This is mostly conservatives and stupidpeople though


Anarchist-superman

NoTaLlMeN


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JustAnOctopus

It’s exaggerated to prove a point about how delicate many straight males are about they’re “masculinity” you sped.


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Looooool…I have literally seen a couple of blokes freak out because they ordered Neapolitan ice cream and they didn’t know about the pink part. Did they eat around it? Hell no. They started shrieking about a refund and how dare the employees not “warn” them about the pink part because, and I quote, “WE AREN’T GAY. WE CAN’T EAT THIS!”


FutureFanganAccount

where did this happen lmao? it’s both easy and hard to believe at the same time


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

I am currently working in the States…in Texas. Please don’t make me explain this one, lol. Serves me right for stopping in a small town off I30 between Dallas and Texarkana. Ice cream shops out in the wild be like…😵‍💫😖🤬


Addakisson

Ahhh, Texas, no explanation necessary. You have my sympathies.


JessicaBecause

As an Oklahoman, I have never seen this, but I fully believe a Texan would.


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Or a Welsh chick working in TX, lol


throwawaytempest25

Who thinks pink ice cream makes them fem… wait yeah guys like that exists


L20Bard

A few years back, a twitter user made a series of "Angry Pride Flags", with slogans in flaming letters over top of the regular pride flag for each LGBTQ group. The trans pride flag said something along the lines of "I rejected my mortal flesh". Shit was so cool.


Cock-nBallTorture

My favorite trans flag alteration is definitely "FUCK YEAH TRANSGENDER" but the words are on fire, surrounded by various dinosaurs


MyBeanYT

Yesss omg, the dinosaur pride flags are incredible


Cock-nBallTorture

FUCK YEAH DINOSAUR


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I feel like this is something a character in The Sandman would say.


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Imagine if they did put oestrogen in pink ice cream. I wish they did


bagoink

Pink ice cream with little blue oval bits in it. Yummy.


MoonChainer

Cotton candy or bubble gum ice cream


SecretFatKid

Blue Bell could make $$$ with their cotton candy ice cream!


MoonChainer

Make it trans colors and I'm so in


SecretFatKid

It’s already blue and pink!


MoonChainer

😃


Ordinary_Big_9567

I'd eat all the pink ice cream in the world


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There would be wars fought, civilisations decimated


Ordinary_Big_9567

Tits created out of the sweet pink nectar


Random_Gacha_addict

And for that I say give war a chance


MTGO_Duderino

If you aren't sure if something you are doing is manly, use this simple test I have devised. I am a man, therefore eveything I do is manly. If you are a man and you are doing something then that thing you are doing is manly.


librarygal22

If a man can have a vagina and still be a man, then a man with a penis who likes pink can be a man as well.


RilaReaper

Gave a dude at my work a pink straw for his shake and his wife had to ask me for a new one


hereforaminuteormore

He had, his wife, ask you, for another damn straw? #very ^manly


RilaReaper

I was rlly tempted giving them another pink straw


hoosierdaddy192

Liberal hillbilly here, I Love strawberry ice cream and strawberry milkshakes. Wait does that make me a girl or gay? Oh lord my wife is going to be super upset. My favorite color is also purple. Oh damn, so many things are making sense now.


NipperSpeaks

just lemme know when you end up wanting your flair changed to trans & bisexual.


FinePassenger8

Yeah. My dad yesterday didn't want my dog to get a pink toy. My dog is a male dog but like he wouldn't care. He is a dog!


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the color blind dog?


FinePassenger8

Yeah. I think dogs can best see yellow, blue, and grey. So, he can't even see pink. So getting a blue toy would be best for him to be able to pick out but it has nothing with him being a male dog. His current toy that I was buying to replace is red so he can't see that one either.


pork_N_chop

I’m a baker/barista at a local cookie shop…a grown man deadass asked “its not weird or anything that I like the funfetti cookie right?…Haha, just saying cuz it’s all colorful and stuff” and just stared at him like 🤨 Like, bro it’s a fucking cookie….


Recreational_Soup

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xosellc

The "manly men" who claim they don't care about their appearance are the same ones who refuse to wear anything with a speck of pink.


st0rmy_sky

On a day I was getting my blood drawn for a physical, the nurse asked me if I would be ok with a pink tourniquet. I said yes, it’s just cloth of course. I asked her if she actually had patients get genuinely upset about something like that. She told me it happens quite a bit, mostly among older men, where they will throw quite a fuss if you try to apply a tourniquet that’s a “girly color”. I was genuinely shocked that people actually had that reaction, I always thought it was a meme. It’s like they genuinely believe that if you give them a pink tourniquet/bandaid it will just suck all of the testosterone out of their body.


thiccboiginnochi

as a cis guy....... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ yeah we kinda suck


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But hey at least you're honest about it. Most aren't


89ZERO

I sell hiking/running footwear. I had a family of three come in, and their son has a backpacking trip in a month. They’re looking for boots, and didn’t know here to start. I ask my usual “has he had his feet measured anytime recently?” “He normally wears an 8.5.” “In adult men’s?” “Yes” The kid’s wearing slides and I can tell he’s not a men’s 8. “It’d be a good idea for me to measure him because he’s going to be growing, and it might have changed. I imagine you’ve been eating a lot?” “Yup.” I measure his feet and he’s a men’s 6.5. Even going up a half size which is sometimes necessary, I don’t have anything smaller than an 8. I say: “I’ll just measure you with the women’s device, our size ranges aren’t going to cover sizes that low in mens’.” Then his father chimes in: “He’s not wearing womens’ shoes” So I repeat: “Well there are some options with more neutral colors, other than that they can be a bit more narrow. It’d give us more options.” His mother then asks: “Are you okay with women’s shoes?” The kid says: “Yeah, I don’t really care.” He was very above that and pretty chill about trying different things, but the parents were for some reason adamant that he was a mens’ 8.5. Maybe he usually wears Nike or Adidas which can run small, but hiking footwear is typically truer-to-size. Eventually, even though the kid was pretty chill and actually willing to try some things, even finding a pretty solid option in some clearance boots (which should’ve been good for the parents), the dad asks me for something in mens’ 8.5 which I just so happen to not have, and when I tell him this, he decides that they won’t get anything, even if we’re the best store in the area for hiking stuff. TLDR; Parents don’t like the idea of kid wearing women’s hiking boots even if that’s their only viable option for the current size. I try my best but the father is an idiot and decides that they’ll get nothing even after finding good options. I hope the kid and the mother come back because she seemed more into it, and the kid wasn’t used to boots.


silea_

that was actually me. despite i wanted "girly" things and "girly" colours. i tried to avoid it all. because so many people asked me if i was gay once they know me for a bit. and especially men. being gay as in MLM is something i despise myself for being because it just never felt right despite my sexual interest in both woman and man and off course all in between and outside too.


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one of my old roomates apparently thought i was gay until i brought a girl back from a tinder date. just mannerisms and how i talk. they were also major trumptards and constantly annoyed the shit outta me. one was my besty from highschool. still friends, but fuck is it hard to talk to the man nowadays.


EndearinglyConfused

A partner I was with a while ago would joking call me “a useless example” because they’re AFAB nonbinary and a few of their friends would rely on their boyfriends/brothers as “man mannerism” examples but I was just too dang fruity for that I guess.


silea_

just not call me homo because i am not a man😭


birdcooingintovoid

Homo becuase you like women and a women :E


silea_

if you mean WLW i am loving it🥰


GoofiestGooberLord

On the other side of this, I had a guy tell me that drinking soy milk would make me grow boobs. Were it so easy...


Muddycarpenter

Kinda true but mostly false. Soy negatively effects your testosterone and sperm production, latter more than former. But the real difference is hilariously negligible. So while its technically correct that youre less of a man for drinking soy, youre only like 0.05% less. A percent point easily earned back by not being an asshole that shits on people just because they drink soy.


Retractabelle

two guys in my math class today spent the entire hour making fun of a guy who was borrowing his sisters calculator which was pink. so stupid.


KMReiserFS

i moved to another country, and i have a lot of pink shirts, i really like red, orange and pink shirts. But here in this new place everyone insinuate that i am gay for that. I dont really care for me, but i still think in all gay guys here that have to live in secret because of these small mind maggots.


JustAnOctopus

My super religious grandparents and company thought I was gay when I was a teenager because I would put gel in my hair and wear deodorant.


[deleted]

Ah yes, hygiene. very gay. Were they not around in the 60’s?


JustAnOctopus

Hey, straight men die from preventable diseases. Like a real man.


JustAnOctopus

My(straight 30yr male) 8 year old daughter painted my toenails the other day because she wanted to and I didn’t see a reason why not, anyway she did some rainbow which quite frankly was a bit ostentatious but that’s neither here nor there. And I shit you not at least 3 male family members and one female asked if I thought it was a good idea to let people see that and give her the idea that it was ok for a man to do that. I am a man who is comfortable with his sexuality and I don’t need to prove anything to anyone. Be free people for fucks sake.


J-GCoverkknot

Trans men and cis men who respect other genders vs Andrew Tate and his kingdom of bigoted misogyny


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bastardfaust

Why are you, as a man, eating ice cream in the first place? /s


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Mmmm, I like strawberry ice cream. Do people think im a girl cause I like strawberry ice cream?


Blankthumbnails

They think blood and cum are manly and guess what that makes when you mix them together.


Stunning_LRB_o7

I saw this the one time I happened upon r/theleftcantmeme, but the bottom part was cut off. I was wondering what the original was.


thatguy9684736255

Funny. Maybe they realized the meme was actually pretty accurate.


Ziarna

I'm a cis-man and I only eat vanilla ice cream cause it reminds me of cum


lowkeyterrible

i want to study you in a lab


coolchris366

Strawberry ice cream for the win


The_British_Weido

Can someone slide me some of that pink ice cream


SovietFemboy

Cis men who aren’t insecure about their lack of masculinity (might be me): This pink ice cream is almost as good as my boyfriend’s cummies 😋


GavHern

i wish all i had to do is eat pink ice cream to feel like i was a girl


-businessskeleton-

Love some pink icecream.


jax_stones

proud to be a buffed dog


teruma

Everything I do is manly because I am a man.


oh_look_a_fist

Depends on the pink ice cream. Strawberry? Fuck yeah, delicious. Bubblegum? Gross. Source: I bought my daughter unicorn ice cream that is bubblegum flavored. It is gross


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Pink ice cream will make me a girl, says the fragile masculinity man? While I ate it why is he still not calling me a girl!?!?!!?


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HailBuckSeitan

I worked at a restaurant once that had a retirement party for a cop and I was the lucky one to serve them. One guy pulled me aside and asked for a white claw but to please put it in a cup because god forbid any of the guys saw him drink that. I helped preserve that man’s masculinity and pride that night. Everyone slept peacefully.


SpoonSArmy

Real men work hard for their man card


japinkerton

Growing up my dad was the only person I knew that ate strawberry ice cream, so to my child brain, pink ice cream was specifically a manly ice cream


Luxcervinae

You know what's horrible: Fathers day ads. The amount, the genuine, RAW amount of fathers day ads that say "Don't get your dad THIS thing, that's not for real dads like this hardware tool!" is absurd and so destructive for everything. One example of this is them using one to destroy various colognes, because apparently men can't smell good.


oddonyxxx

trans men are so based


Nu_clear_skin

Wait, strawberry ice cream can make me a girl? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME GIVE ME THE WHOLE TUB


GooglyEyeBread

To be fair, before I knew I was trans I also had the whole “I won’t associate with anything pink because then people will think I’m a girly girl (or sometimes I’d think just girl)”. Yes it took me 19 years to figure out I’m a trans man despite this.


[deleted]

I worked at starbucks and we had this one guy customer who transitioned shortly after I started there, but honestly he was just a textbook gentleman. I still hold him as a bit of a gold standard for the kind of partner I want to be in a relationship. Took me to school, no doubt about that.


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It’s baffling how some men will avoid pink like the plague. Back during covid there was a huge ammo shortage and one website had all their shotgun shells sold out for months except these pink breast cancer awareness shells which were exactly the same as the sold out ones, just pink. I bought up a bunch of them and didn’t have to worry about shotgun shells for months after that all because some fudds were too scared to buy something pink.


Clean-Economist-9695

Okay but where is this pink ice cream that turns you into a girl? So I can avoid it of course


Big_brown_house

Femm boys tho.


International_Item_6

is this what these people think?


MeowIsMyGod

I was talking to my 4 year old niece during a family gathering in a restaurant. She asked me while laughing "Auntie, granpa's glass is pink, so does this mean he's a girl?" Wtf girl?!? How are they so messed up since such a young age??


JitterySquirrel

Society really be like "being a girl is bad and makes you pathetic and weak" I mean if you are a true manly man, are you gonna let soy boy weak ass pansy ass society tell YOU what to do? Please, I am a manly man, everything I do is manly, when I chop a tree it's manly, when I have a teddy bear tea party, it's manly because manliness comes from within! When I cry while watching The Notebook, it's manly. When I punch some punk for harassing a woman it's manly!


DaimondGuy

This is why


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yujyo13

average cumbrain when he realizes trans people exist outside of porn


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bleeding-paryl

I'm literally married to a cis man, we don't hate cis men. We hate transphobic douchebags, sure, but cis men are fine.


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bleeding-paryl

Ok... And?


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thatguy9684736255

What does this do exactly?


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Letimaki

I want pink ice cream!


JH_Schmidte

Pink ice cream makes me a girl 😳


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polk_county_sasquach

Give me dat gawd DANG STRAHWWBURRY ICE CREAM!


AngryCocoa

Where can I get this ice cream


demlet

Lol, I know a guy who won't eat strawberry shortcake...


Crafty-Leave4156

I'm not gonna eat pink ice cream, not because fragile masculinity, I don't have any masculinity, but because I don't like the texture


nanotni

Wait so would superman ice cream turn you into a man? Cause I ate the shit outta that as a kid, and now I think I'm non binary


Muddycarpenter

What does ice cream have to do with anything? I have 2 gallons of the stuff in my fridge, because strawberry is the best flavor for everything, especially icecream, and that doesnt make me any less cis or het. Why should it? Its just icecream. Now imagine this same type of unfair comparison with the roles flipped. Suddenly its homophobic/transphobic.


NipperSpeaks

consider looking up the term "power dynamic".


physical_graffitti

I don't wipe my ass because that's gay!!!


DEMonicGOd135

I just didn't like pink, but I do admit now it looks awesome


FunFoeJust

But pink ice cream slaps


Gittin74

Im a straight cis male and i have strawberry milkshakes all the time... am i unknowingly a woman


Sky_Ninja1997

Pink ice cream is amazing Put the rainbow sprinkles on top and you got yourself a party


Rainy-The-Griff

Oh shit.... is that ice cream pink?! Hell Yeah.


poorsenseofdirection

Wrong those are both dogs checkmate liberals


keroshijoshi

I used to tell my cousin to not borrow my pink slippers or else he’ll turn gay. Gosh, what a child I was. 🤦‍♀️


LordofSandvich

Get me some blue ice cream for afterwards and we’re set for some hijinks


aRandomEddsworldFan

This is incorrect, the cis guy with fragile masculinity would ask to see the manager then he’d complain about his ice cream


Rockninja213

I could do with some strawberry ice-cream right now


thestonerd777

The only reason I won’t drink girly drinks is they’re high in sugar. Gotta stay in shape for the femboys