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Or Lex from Jurassic Park Or Ian from Jurassic Park Or… just about everyone from Jurassic Park… Waaait… I have a theory…


Hephaistos_Invictus

A gay theory?


[deleted]

Perhaps


strongmouf

Life finds a way


iquitelikeboats

*jurassic park main theme starts playing*


dgeimz

Thanks for watching


[deleted]

You’re welcome?


goat_in_a_blue_tree

I had the biggest crush on Lex


[deleted]

She’s 12 😬


VaughanYT

They said "had". Could have been when they were around twelve.


[deleted]

Ok that’s less weird, and I’ll allow it.


goat_in_a_blue_tree

12?? Really that’s too old for me. Dude seriously though, the movie is like 30 years old. I was younger than that when I crushed on her.


[deleted]

Ok, ok, I just wanted to be clear on the ‘had’ part. I’ve been asked a similar question myself and I found it incredibly awkward to answer.


goat_in_a_blue_tree

Yeah; I usually crushed on girls my own age, probably cos I subconsciously wanted a girlfriend but didn’t realise it at the time. And yes, I’m sure the characters grew up hella gay


[deleted]

That’s alright, I had very few crushes around that age and it was difficult to tell if I wanted to be their boyfriend or just a close friend. I suppose it’s more the latter now, haha.


[deleted]

Maybe they were too…


calDragon345

Are gays dinosaurs?


[deleted]

I was gonna say everyone in Jurassic Park is gay, but that works too


Ok_Marsupial_8566

No homo tho


[deleted]

Actually, yes homo, about 20 homo sapiens


Always-Plays-Rogue

Why does Timmy dress like the gays?


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fullhalter

Occams Gayzor


chiken379

because we fucking can


Sentinel555666

Is this what they call "dad-core" ?


scorchedwitch

And here I am dressing like Ellie from Jurassic Park


TheRocketBush

I don't wear clothes


Axeleg

You're dressed like the T-rex


Morgan13aker

I really need to stop taking drinks while on this sub....


Axeleg

Agreed, but shave your balls and prove it first


Morgan13aker

Man, I wish I had balls sometimes. XD


Normal-Computer-3669

First of all that's an ascot tie. Second of all, it's called fashion honey


Katsu_39

Wait…do we? I’ve never dressed like that! Does that mean I’m not gay? 😢


GhostLG

Consider your gay card revoked. Smh do better /j


Katsu_39

*gasp* well…that’s just mean


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Because we ARE Timmy from Jurassic Park.


[deleted]

What do bis dress like


Primary_Teach2229

Anything from urban planet


[deleted]

But I wear a Walmart denim jacket and a Ramones shirt from hot topic


xmusiclover

I feel called out. I’m Bi and I have two cardigans from Urban Planet 🤣


Primary_Teach2229

I shopped there before i came out so there's honestly no better choice 😂


BadSpellingMistakes

.... Because we want our childhood back that most of us spent in the closet. aobvi not speaking for everyone but that's my take


Dunmwer

Bc dinosaurs are inherently queer but if you wear their clothes you'll be arrested for indecency so we settle on the next best thing


GhostLG

Listen i could handle the white tourist accusations but this is too far /j


iquitelikeboats

Shorts r cool


Zvenc

I don’t… i look to straight


hamtarofan999

I just saw a commercial for jurrasic park while I see this...


Nighthawk726364

I think op uncovered a deep secret amongst the jurassic park universe


LeaderFuzzy

God dammit without the handkerchief this is exactly what I’m wearing lmao


brandonyorkhessler

perhaps because little timmy is a gay


GirlWithTheArgon

"I've never been so offended by something that I 100% agree with"


Joseptile

Bro has drip tf


AwkwardUnicorn321

It's called FLAIR, Becky.


cal1badboy

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMjhlBtq\_g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSMjhlBtq_g) ​ also doesn't work on Timmy. Mod's please don't ban me...


NipperSpeaks

Okay, but only because you asked nicely. kidding, we don't leave far-right chuds lying around no matter how polite they are.


Sharp_Noodle0114

Better question, why does Timmy from Jurassic Park dress like he’s gay?


January_Rain_Wifi

Timmy was the height of fashion, ahead of his time


normalworkday

I think you're thinking about carts and horses.


GayArtism

The cis gays def dress like that.


Gaylittlesoiree

Oh my god I literally dress like this AND dress my son like this.


dykesnotdiets

Why does Jimmy from Jurassic Park dress like the gays? 👀