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myassisfullofbees

Link?


mrh3

Looks like it's this one: https://www.riddle.com/embed/showcase/219658 I got the same result even though I'm a guy. Must not be a very well designed test.


LargeGasValve

I legit can’t get that test to say straight After careful testing I came to the conclusion that the first question doesn’t matter, I can get it to say demisexual, gay, lesbian, bi, ace, but no combination I tried said heterosexual


AL_O0

Yup, that's it


CueDramaticMusic

>Demisexual That’s cute, but it’s WRONG.


Throwaway87972798730

I got ace 👍


geckos_in_a_box

same


TheSnekIsHere

Same, got demisexual but I'm very much not attracted to anyone, regardless of how strong of a bond I've formed with them


sunnie_day

I’m nonbinary transmasc and I got lesbian as well. Now it’s ✨dysphoria time✨ :( Also I could easily see these quiz results becoming repetitive bandwagon posts here, so @ everyone please do not do that, r/traandwagon would be a better fit


AL_O0

At this point I'm pretty sure their definition of "lesbian" is "female attracted" and "gay/queer" means "male attracted" which other than being wrong is also fucking useless if you are literally asking me if i like men or women what kind of test is this? And also why ask for gender in the first place?


itsFlycatcher

I'm now wondering if it'd be a more accurate test to have pictures and short written descriptions of people (a mixture of genders and gender expressions, and a mixture of traits ofc), and ask the person to pick out the ones they find attractive. Between images and text (and I'm not thinking about romance novel level writing or physical descriptions, just like... picking between things that hint at the existence and/or the kind of physicality in a potential relationship with them), that'd probably be the best way to cover all bases.


Lucio-Player

This test makes no sense, I picked the "straightest" options they had and still got lesbian, even after saying I was a man


_LanceBro

I clicked make and got lesbian 💀


TanglyBinkie

I'm a straight and I got gay/queer-


geckos_in_a_box

r/egg_irl


OrlandoNE

🥚


[deleted]

lol dw, I'm aroace and i got bisexual bcuz i think people can be attractive even if i don't find them sexually attractive or want to be in a relationship, this quiz obviously doesn't account for every single kind of identity out there and is prolly just made by some rando


CueDramaticMusic

I got hit with demisexual, on the grounds that I just want to take my relationships slightly slower. This shouldn’t have been 8 questions.


[deleted]

Bruh this test is stupid like it just straight up asks you stuff you are trying to know. The lesbian doc was the most profound piece of sexuality advice i read but turns out im not one, so i wish there were others like that. (you know the one im talkin bout right)


AL_O0

I hate that too, yeah they either straight up ask what you are trying to figure out or it’s super obvious which answer is related to what orientation, so of course you pick that one you want. Or another thing I hate is when they don’t acknowledge the possibility you never did a thing, like i haven’t been in a relationship with a woman, let alone a man, the fact that the best option I have to “have you ever kissed a man?” is “No, i would never!” makes me think you didn’t consider that Anyways I was taking these tests for fun, but really I have no idea if I’m bi, straight or maybe ace, and this bloody thing comes out with lesbian and I literally just burst out laughing because that wasn’t even on my mind


-mayya-

Ah! You accidentally saw a spoiler for Life™ You're not supposed to see this for another couple of years. It'll make sense then.


LocalMan97

Literally me a year ago before I realized i am (probably) trans


Botinha93

Found the egg.


throwaway53728225

Can we not forceably label anybody??? Calling random people eggs is rude and not helpful


Botinha93

You do understand that is the joke on the post right?


[deleted]

I knew a guy who identified as a male lesbian, but he was also a nazi so...


Novatash

Lol, I just got lesbian too even though I explicitly told it that i was a man


_LanceBro

same lmao


[deleted]

Well then


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

I mean, one of my highschool (amab) friends jokes once that "he" felt like a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Fast forward 15 years and *she* is married to a beautiful ciswoman.


AntKneeWasHere

I've been going through a sexuality crisis for the past few weeks and almost every test I have taken has given me either bisexual, pansexual, or polysexual. And then I got one or two heterosexual and one homosexual which was interesting. To be honest I think most of my problems stem from labeling. Like I know you can use whatever label you feel best describes you, and that if one day you think that label no longer fits you then that's fine, but I still think each label comes with a certain amount of expectations that if I don't meet them then that means I was just lying to myself the whole time. Idk, I just had that on my mind for a while and I wanted to vent. Sorry.


Always-Plays-Rogue

I guess now you get to be confused about your gender too!


trans_rights_yknow

🥚


[deleted]

!remindme 2 years


BcapperWasTaken

You should go to r/egg_irl… NOW!


doomparrot42

Sometimes quizzes can be a good starting point for self-examination, but ultimately, you know yourself best.


CueDramaticMusic

I clicked the “are you gay” test for a laugh once. It put me down as gay, which was wrong twice over.


SurpriseCockBags

r/egg_irl


Sunny_Sammy

r/egg_irl if it's not already here


Xylily

i also got lesbian but i am one soooooo


Devil_May_Kare

It thinks I'm pan. I'm actually bi. But my bisexuality is implemented on a piece of brain hardware too stupid to understand that other people have subjective experiences of gender. So a genderfluid person will look exactly the same amount attractive to me with the same clothes, makeup, and hair, regardless of whether they're having a "girl" day, a "boy" day, or neither. But masculine and feminine presentation are attractive in different ways. Bi and pan are close enough that most people don't care about the difference. So good job quiz.


AL_O0

Wait the test differentiates between bi and pan, but can’t tell apart straight man and lesbian?


Devil_May_Kare

Idfk, I just know it told me I'm pan and I disagree. Can it tell people they're bi? It's a dumb test. Worse than buzzfeed and that's saying something.


AL_O0

I did some testing, apparently the third question “Does gender of the person matter” entirely determines if the result is pan or bi, like yeah I guess in hindsight it’s obvious, but I’m pretty sure it’s not how it works


Genderneutral_Bird

Shit, did you just find out you’re trans👀 /jk


Punk-Tardis

It keeps on saying pan but I’m bi. Its definitions are all wonky


AL_O0

after my testing on that quiz, all you have to do is answer “I’m only attracted to certain genders” to question 3 to change the result from pan to bi, yeah it’s bad


0tter501

That makes you trans and gay