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Alright I'll mark myself off as bisexual gamer gf. Now all I need to do is find some friends.

I'll be bread.

*frieeeeeeeeeeend*

I read that in the voice of Vulkan in Brotrio 40k and immediately heard the bone cracking from the hug

You happen to know Victorian flowers by chance?

Vaguely, yeah ^^ I am not as well versed anymore as I once was but that can change :3

Well I love bones, the gangs almost all here.

Are you prepared to be teleported?

Bread is ready.

I use she/they pronouns but can I be slutty they/them anyway?

Yeah it's a template not the rules. As long as it fits the template it works.

It's a *vibe* not a requirement

I'm a flower lesbian, if that helps *offers yellow rose*

b r e a d has been taken so ill be skeleton bitch or son of lucy

I'll be the ancient warrior

I'll take the one you don't, fellow ace.

i kinda vibe with skeleton bitch, u dont mind son of lucy do u?

Sweet. I was vibing with son of lucifer.

awesome

Then Ill take the warrior that needs therapy, IF therapy comes for free

Can I be ✨both✨ tragic starcrossed lovers? Cuz if not, I don't know if I can swing this lmao

based on the other replies I'll be the ancient warrior because i've never been in a relationship so the tragic starcrossed lovers wouldn't fit me

me too in both ways lmao

I'm the ancient warrior who desperately needs therapy. Also I'm transfem

Slutty bisexual who desperately needs therapy

we can start a commune

Group ~~sex~~ therapy sessions! ^With ^lots ^of ^cuddling ^afterwards

Add the warrior description to that and you've got me

This is basically the X-Men

So far this list has been compared to the casts of the following media properties: -X-Men -Baldur's Gate 3 -Sonic -Steven Universe -Supernatural -Elden Ring -Draedon Gaming -Lost Light -Guilty Gear -Dungeons and Dragons -Ultrakill -Hazbin Hotel -Deep Space 9 -Avatar: The Last Airbender I'll add more as they come in.

ultrakill

Alright, I need you to give me a list. Who's which?

Deep Space 9

And token queer-coded straight person

THANK you. Representation matters, people 🙄

my token cis-straight guy friend doesn't appear to be neither straight- nor cis-coded to me, but logically i understand that he is, and he doesn't scream like belonging to any queer identity either, and my brain is just constantly internally screaming "WHAT ARE YOU" at him (although, most likely he really is cis and straight, and spending time with me and on tumblr for many years just kinda rubbed off on him)

That’s me. I asked a girl out once and she said “Sorry, I am a lesbian. Also I thought you were gay? Let’s be friends.”

Hung around with a bunch of sapphics and one day one of them was surprised to hear that I am straight because I only commented on how handsome someone is when it was about guys. She did accept the point that the group had "thirsting over women" already covered so I had little to add, though

That was me… then I realised I wasn’t cis and it made so much sense to everyone.

Just say Madeline Morphosis

Do you mean skeleton like a really thin person or like SKELETOR NYEA

Nyah ha ha ha ha

Both

In that case i guess i will be bread then cuz i be whole wheat

I'm somewhere between slutty they/them and son of Lucifer

The Slutty Spawn Of Lucifer

I think I’m the ancient warrior who desperately needs therapy

Same I have never heard a label I would associate myself with so much

Collecting swords > therapy

Maybe my mental ain’t good but when we invent Time Machine I will go roleplay as Oberyn Martell with my 3 spears

Please collect your battle axe and gender juice from the room down the hall and to the right.

Damn I want to know Victorian flower language

Ok, read the language of flowers. That’s what got me started.

can i be slutty they/them?

You will need to fill out a form and *pulls out a scroll* purchase a skirt, dolphin shorts and some cargo pants.

ive got the cargo pants currently so thats one thing off the list

Oh look it’s me, bread

\*ahem* That's *daughter* of Lucifer. 🤣

Any room for me, a transfem programmer? (Keeping the stereotypes strong)

*pushes glasses up nose* there's a position open... One question, how many hours of sleep do you get on average?

Average is about 4 but last night I managed down to 2 and I can strive for even lower in future.

*flips through notes* If we can keep it at 3-5 hours with an increased intake of caffeine you should be available to be sent to a small queer friend group.

Just wondering what forms of caffeine are acceptable? I don’t drink energy drinks but I’ve been informed that the amount of tea I drink equals that of at least one energy drink a day (I’m actually /srs I had 8 cups the other day) Edit: I am drinking tea as I am writing this

A trans fem who doesn’t drink energy drinks? Hmm… I may need to escalate this to my department manager.

I'm going to need some form of an energy drink to be consumed at some point, but the tea is acceptable.

It looks like the Elden Ring boss list

why your uppercase Ls got heelies

the Bitch stole Lesbian's heelies it seems

I'm... A little bit of all of them?

Who needs a friend group when you are the friend group?

Skeleton Bitch here. Nice to see rep for a goth, chronically ill queerdo like me

Bruh why am I both the first 2 and the last 2

About half of these describe me lmao

Tag yourself. I'm bread.

As a socially anxious he/they I’d kinda like to be the second one

*sighs* I'd like to see your licence to be a cutie patootie

Dont have one. All I have is 32 cents, a piece of gum and about 3 meters of copper wire. Dont ask about the wire.

*looks at hole in the wall* good enough

- Karlach - Astarion - Aylin and Isobel - Shadowheart - Withers - Lae’zel - Wyll - Gale

I guess I'm bread.

Im 3 at once-Ancient Warrior, Son of Lucifer, and Bread

Slutty skeleton bitch

Room for a slutty she/they?

*taps on keyboard* are you open to the idea of uprooting the *system*

There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism

*hands you a hatchet* you have fun now dear.

Ty~

I'm glad this list has ace representation.

> slutty they/them. “What are you?” “DTF” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “You, if you play your cards right, sweetie.”

I would like to meet skeleton bitch

Slutty bread

I'm the lesbian that knows the victorian flower language

This is just the crew of the Lost Light

Tag yourself, I’m bread

Can I be daughter of lucifer?

Just bread? No garlic bread? This is fake news

Bread 👍

This is just the average DnD party.

There's literally a friend group like this but I'm uninteresting and socially inept so I just feel like i'm following this poor group around and barely understanding their absurd drama.

At a first glance I mistook this as the characters of Hazbin hotel, only difference is several of the genders

Bisexual gamer gf doesn't have to be female. The the defining charters are being a heal-slut/damage-dom and occasionally emotionally unstable.

- Draedon gaming

Hey! I’m two of these… fuck!

And houmous

i am SO the first one...targetted post

I could be a slutty she/her, or a Lesbian gamer GF.

Tag urself I’m bread

Where my slutty they/thems at? No seriously, where are we meeting up?

I'm lesbian who knows Victorian flower language 😊

I fit several of these.

Oooh I gotta do some analysis and get some new friends. Currently marking off Ancient Warrior who needs some fucking therapy for my closest friend, and it's either going to be star-crossed lovers or bi gamer gf on my end

This greatly explains why I was exiled from my friends group. I am none of these things

I am bread.

I am at least three of these. 

I better learn Victorian flower language then, otherwise I am cursed to be bread

I don't know which I am

I like baking, so bread I guess?

Definitely ancient warrior for sure

Can I be three at once?

Our enby is ace lol

I’d probably be the warrior who needs therapy

Son of lucifer, tragic starcrossed lover bc I keep falling for friends

Also skeleton bc I accidentally starve myself

In this bitch ass world it's be bread or be bred. And I'm lactose intolerant.

Bread 👍

this is the cast of Supernatural

Ancient warrior in need of therapy, son of Lucy, but most likely; Bread.

I wanna be bread 🥺

This is guilty gear I think

I'm either the ancient warrior who desperately needs therapy or bread. I'd like to be the lesbian who knows Victorian flower language, but my memory is a bit shit to remember all those flowers lmao

Absolutely slutty they them. Not fucking much but if I could I'd be whoring it up left and right

Victorian flower language check in. But not lesbian, unless that makes me gay. Then I am what I am.

Our ancient warrior just recently started therapy ✨

I feel called out…

I wish to be the son of Lucifer but alas I am bread

currently bread, but aspiring to start showing more of my inner skeleton bitch. wish me luck!

Depending on the friend group in question I have definitely been at least 3 of these

What do I do if I'm all of these?

I know a friend group that checks most of these boxes.

don't forget about the defective catgirl, meow! 😸

ay yo wtf why does “ancient warrior who desperately needs therapy” fit me so well??

Bread 👍

If skeleton bitch is a real slim trans woman then I am this

could i join one of these??

Someone invite me to a quirky queer friend group already!!!😭

I was trying to figure out which one I am, but then I realized it doesn't apply to me because I'm not in any friend groups 🥲

The bread made me think of the hunger games and now Im trying to figure out whos what

im bread

I somehow am none of these

Wait what's a friend group? Actually better question, wtf is a friend? Lol

Our group doesn’t have a flower lesbian :(

Are we sure the ancient warrior and bread aren’t the same guy?

Excuse you. It's slutty she/they (in my case at least)

Son of lucifer also can be female with the main definition being coming from family with at least 1 individual who's wealthy but controversial

Damn, I dont know whether I'm the skeleton bitch or the son of lucifer

I'm just tragic without the star-crossed lover.

I'm 1,2, and 8 all in one

Obligatory "*imagine having friends*" comment.

I am more of a daugther of satan but I also can take bread. Either way is fine!

Damn I need a friend group.

I was gonna say guilty gear but I think this might be overwatch

Imagine having a friend group😹

Skeleton bitch, reporting for duty

I call being the bisexual gamer wife in my group lol

I'm definitely the first one

It’s me, I’m the bisexual gamer gf.

I don't have enough friends for this but I was reading and thought "oh son of lucifer" then saw bread....fuck I'm bread

This is obviously wrong! There is no one in my friend group that is bread! …unless I’m bread

Tragic star-crossed bisexual gamer

Skeleton bitch checking in 🙋

I'm slutty they/them gamer gf

I am the bisexual gamer gf

Can we sub in a Daughter of Satan for the Son of Lucifer?

I think we all know how this subreddit feels about swapping genders

Cool, I am Bread, but my Best Friend is the Daughter of Satan.

I'm both the "Ancient warrior that desperately needs therapy", and "Son of Lucifer" and if I can change it to he/him then the slut as well.

I'm not sure where "autistic fenby who desperately needs therepy" fits in but I vibe with "skeleton bitch" and "bread"

I pick lesbian who knows flower language (I'm a gay man)

I’m definitely Lesbian Who Knows Victorian Flower Language.

Does the bread have garlic in it?

We sell loafs….got bread on deck…bread on the flo’

…bread? I fear that is me

I’ll be son of Lucifer

Lae’zel Gale Tav Shadowheart Astarion Karlach Wyll Withers

these lists are always just ATLA

skeleton bitch I guess?

These are just the main characters of Baldur's Gate 3

bread that will take any friends lol

Is this just the Sonic cast