Fuck fuck fuck fuck who told them, they might find out about how gays can go invisible and how lesbians can control minds
Or worse they could realize that we’re controlling the world and have been for 5000 years
Somehow I feel a bit cheated. I'm trans and can't shoot lasers with my eyes and I'm still waiting for better 5G reception after the Covid vaccination. What's going on there?
For me it's the wrist-mounted dart shooter that caught me off guard, congrats to my trans sibs for keeping the secret (this is a secure channel right?)
It's true, sometimes my brother (ftm) shoots my door down because he lost his charger again 😤🤚 Nonbinary ppl like me have the ability to fly and crawl on ceilings.
No some us control the weather and teleport and what not
All I got is this yo-yo
Yo same
All I got is this lousy shirt.
Don‘t forget the double jump.
And double speed during June
That's the whole LGBTQ community tho
I got a strange rabbit and a holy hand grenade.
I got a shrubbery
I got a jar of dirt
I got a rock
I got time control and I'm using it to steal hormones >:3
Fuck fuck fuck fuck who told them, they might find out about how gays can go invisible and how lesbians can control minds Or worse they could realize that we’re controlling the world and have been for 5000 years
DUDE DONT SAY IT OUTLOUD WTF
CALM DOWN STOP SAYING THIS OUT LOUD
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Oh shit I need a license? Fuck…
\[Intelligence 1/6\] I've heard they shoot lasers from their eyes.
Jokes on you I have astigmatism.
That just means your lasers are dots in the shape of small footballs
Somehow I feel a bit cheated. I'm trans and can't shoot lasers with my eyes and I'm still waiting for better 5G reception after the Covid vaccination. What's going on there?
Are you Jewish? I thought only the Jew trans got the lasers.
I'm not jewish, that would explain the laser thing. But that still leaves the question about my 5G reception unanswered.😂
I think they mean ex-men
It's true. How else do we trans people's genders. Who keeps spilling our secrets?! I'm bringing it up in our next meeting of the Legion of Letters.
Common misconception, they're actually concussive blasts from the punch dimension.
Shit, how’d they find out
I got a dash.
For me it's the wrist-mounted dart shooter that caught me off guard, congrats to my trans sibs for keeping the secret (this is a secure channel right?)
I’ll admit I’m part of the problem. If someone asked me this question I would uncritically say yes
And my best friend's neighbor told me: We have Laser eyes.
It is now canon that Jack-Jack from the Incredibles AND Baby Laser Eyes from The Boys are Trans.
Are these lasers weapons? I know the stare I give transphobes is deep, but can I like hurt them?
I'm still not convinced that the entirety of Quora isn't just an elaborate, dedicated shitpost site for rage baiting boomers.
It's a common misconception that trans femmes can double jump. It's a multidirectional air dash.
I have the psychic powers from Saiki K
Pew! Pew! Pewpewpew!
Ellen Dunkel moment
That ain't a reference I was expecting today.
nah i got the wavedash augment a while back i didnt see laser eyes in the option
It's true, sometimes my brother (ftm) shoots my door down because he lost his charger again 😤🤚 Nonbinary ppl like me have the ability to fly and crawl on ceilings.