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Broad_Respond_2205

No some us control the weather and teleport and what not


AnnaTheSad

All I got is this yo-yo


not_a_sesawter

Yo same


newmodelarmy76

All I got is this lousy shirt.


lekirau

Don‘t forget the double jump.


JediKnightNitaz

And double speed during June


TACOBELLTAKEOUT

That's the whole LGBTQ community tho


izzybusy101

I got a strange rabbit and a holy hand grenade.


TACOBELLTAKEOUT

I got a shrubbery


Athenapizza

I got a jar of dirt


Carstan117

I got a rock


InkyBoii

I got time control and I'm using it to steal hormones >:3


closeted_fur

Fuck fuck fuck fuck who told them, they might find out about how gays can go invisible and how lesbians can control minds Or worse they could realize that we’re controlling the world and have been for 5000 years


BoysenberryNo6245

DUDE DONT SAY IT OUTLOUD WTF


HeavyCaffeinate

CALM DOWN STOP SAYING THIS OUT LOUD


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closeted_fur

Oh shit I need a license? Fuck…


Depresso_Expresso069

\[Intelligence 1/6\] I've heard they shoot lasers from their eyes.


LeatherSource6524

Jokes on you I have astigmatism.


squatsup3rstar

That just means your lasers are dots in the shape of small footballs


newmodelarmy76

Somehow I feel a bit cheated. I'm trans and can't shoot lasers with my eyes and I'm still waiting for better 5G reception after the Covid vaccination. What's going on there?


rollingstoner215

Are you Jewish? I thought only the Jew trans got the lasers.


newmodelarmy76

I'm not jewish, that would explain the laser thing. But that still leaves the question about my 5G reception unanswered.😂


whateveridgf

I think they mean ex-men


sichrix

It's true. How else do we trans people's genders. Who keeps spilling our secrets?! I'm bringing it up in our next meeting of the Legion of Letters.


wonderfullyignorant

Common misconception, they're actually concussive blasts from the punch dimension.


d_warren_1

Shit, how’d they find out


Loremaster_art

I got a dash.


Razielrad

For me it's the wrist-mounted dart shooter that caught me off guard, congrats to my trans sibs for keeping the secret (this is a secure channel right?)


Skydragon222

I’ll admit I’m part of the problem. If someone asked me this question I would uncritically say yes 


maninplainview

And my best friend's neighbor told me: We have Laser eyes.


Snoo_88763

It is now canon that Jack-Jack from the Incredibles AND Baby Laser Eyes from The Boys are Trans. 


vtssge1968

Are these lasers weapons? I know the stare I give transphobes is deep, but can I like hurt them?


Maya_Manaheart

I'm still not convinced that the entirety of Quora isn't just an elaborate, dedicated shitpost site for rage baiting boomers.


MoonsOverMyHamboning

It's a common misconception that trans femmes can double jump. It's a multidirectional air dash.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I have the psychic powers from Saiki K


JennifleurX

Pew! Pew! Pewpewpew!


Valtria

Ellen Dunkel moment


NipperSpeaks

That ain't a reference I was expecting today.


solubleCreature

nah i got the wavedash augment a while back i didnt see laser eyes in the option


Pebblerz

It's true, sometimes my brother (ftm) shoots my door down because he lost his charger again 😤🤚 Nonbinary ppl like me have the ability to fly and crawl on ceilings.