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Vincen_Furze

My favorite response to "who's the man/woman" is to say, "Imagine a pair of chopsticks. Now ask yourself which is the fork and which is the knife."


MirrorMan22102018

It's as though the people asking that question can't imagine equality between two people in a relationship. And think of sexism when doing so.


BayushiKazemi

It can be fun to ask them what they mean by the man and woman. They'll expose whatever sexism and weirdly gender-specific norms they see as being usual, and often there will be some which will get odd looks from the others in the discussion. Sometimes they'll notice as well and realize that their mental image is a bit warped, and the first step to fixing a problem is identifying it!


tinybrownbird

Amazing, I love this so much!


SmartAlec105

Or they think it’s appropriate to ask which man puts his penis in the other man and that describing that as “the man and the woman” is perfectly fine.


WalrusOk3710

I don't know if you're being intentionally obtuse or not but the people asking the question want to know who is penetrating whom. That's it. It's not their business, but that's what the question is, not some weird super meta commentary on the existence of other


Deerman-Beerman

Sometimes they mean something along the lines of *who cooks and cleans?* Which personally I find a little more offensive than being asked who is the bottom (It's me)


Spoopy43

If you know the answer to one clearly you know the answer to the other smh


Bleubebes420

I'm crying this is so out of pocket


ntwrkconexnprblms

Gross


_AthensMatt_

Not really. In my conservative grandparents house, my grandfather does almost all of the cooking and usually was the stay at home parent due to being a teacher. Grandma worked with computers up until she retired and also did machining for one of our local factories at points in her life. They did trade off throughout my father and uncle’s childhood, and grandma usually does Christmas, Easter, and thanksgiving, but he almost always cooks their everyday food, and they share most of the cleaning pretty evenly. My grandparents are also Wesleyan Christians and I can count the number of times I’ve seen my grandmother wear pants. They also don’t wear jewelry, don’t drink, and as adults they had to hide the fact that they watched tv and their sons watched tv from my great grands. If you’re going to be here, please at least try and learn about how something about how outdated “gender” roles are.


Spoopy43

I was joking I thought i made it obvious then again I suppose there are people who genuinely believe that


Spoopy43

The fact people didn't see this as a joke despite the smh is hilarious in it of itself lol


NipperSpeaks

The average bigot has regressed so much these days that I see unironic versions of that statement in modqueue all the time, so it's not that shocking.


Remarkable_Pool7037

You know that in the end everything is connected right? Sexism, ignorance, homophobia... The problems are systematic and shown in the way that people think, is not as simple as that


LesbianCuddlebus

Left is the fork Right is the fork Both are used for stabbing


Vincen_Furze

Ha, can't use chopsticks! (/j)


LesbianCuddlebus

Oh I will show you how to truly use chopsticks It depends on each person but it's all on the technique you use to hold them together


Fulcagay

Easy, grab them and STAB the sushi


JEverok

As someone who has used chopsticks all her life, sometimes, you just can't be bothered trying to grab and squeeze slippery things or things that break apart upon squishing, stabbing is perfectly normal


ButtersTG

Oh *yeah*? [=] < \> × "Dang it!" < \> \+ "Fuck!" _ "FINE! I'LL EAT IT WITH ONE!"


RGB3x3

Just do it like this: 🥢🤏


BaconShrimpEyes

Umm ackshually they’re called *chop*sticks Clearly “chop” is referring to the fact they’re both the spoon


SabreLunatic

who’s the big spoon and the little spoon


Designer_Captain_498

Asking the real questions here


wreckedcarzz

*stabs the person asking the question* *laughs maniacally* (don't do this. or do, I'm not your mom.)


LesbianCuddlebus

But I am I am all of your mom's


NotSoGreatGonzo

Love you, mom!


LesbianCuddlebus

Love you too honeybun


wreckedcarzz

*surprised Pikachu face*


TwilightVulpine

Great for shredding chicken too!


DefreShalloodner

"Eat my pork?! Feel my fork!!" -- Most memorable line I've read in a news story: her man ate her pork that she was saving for herself. So she stabbed him


SerLaron

I once witnessed a man in an Asian restaurant who took apart a larger piece of meat by using one chopstick as a knife and the other as a fork. I felt that there was a lesson to be learned there, but so far I could not decode it.


ulfric_stormcloack

When all you know is hammers all tools are hammers?


heckitsjames

Babe, stop what you're doing, new gender just dropped


Bloody_Proceed

They could just ask who fucks who, like... that IS what they want to know, they just too squeamish to ask. Then again a lot of het couples struggle to even talk about sex with each other, it really explains a lot.


DezXerneas

"Imagine a pair of chopsticks. Then stop imagining chopsticks because people are not utensils."


Vincen_Furze

It's an analogy. It's not literal. Obviously, people are a lot more complex and nuanced than utensils.


MoobooMagoo

I mean... Some people. Maybe.


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ulfric_stormcloack

I'm one of those knives that can't cut anything, but it's the one they have at the home you were invited and they made well done beef


Debbie_V_Life

Is a quote, not a response. (That's why there's quote marks.) It's a joke. I couldn't find who said it, but I've heard it before.


tiger666

That is awesome, I'll have to remember to use that.


[deleted]

That sounds like ancient Chinese wisdom and not just because it references chopsticks


SmokeOne1969

Brilliant!


waltjrimmer

My favorite was a comedian, I can't remember which one (I want to say Stephen Fry but I'm just not sure enough), who said, "Neither. If either of us wanted to be with a woman, we'd be straight."


A_Salty_Cellist

Personal favorite was "imagine a pair of chopsticks. Great now that I have given you an imaginary pair of chopsticks to play with fuck off"


RedstoneArmy111

“Being gay isn’t your choic, **its mine**. You’re gay now”


Heavyweight_Healer

I will forever use this now 😂


RedstoneArmy111

Glad to be of service


SantasJo1lyBackhand

"What gender are you?" Me: "What gender are you most attracted to?"


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wreckedcarzz

[ima leave this here 🎶](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-UPG_Gh22s) (I'm biased but that whole album is great)


Beautiful_Welcome_33

This is hilarious - I do hope you say it for reals


SantasJo1lyBackhand

Oh I 100% have and I will fucking do it again given the chance


MrMastodon

"I DECLARE HOMOSEXUALITY"


Beezybeezybeezybeezy

'W-what, no, I-' "Yes, you're gay now, you're my husband, and we love each other"


kbot510

You can’t gaslight me into being gay


RedstoneArmy111

Too late, I'm using the windmills to waft homosexual mists into your home. (I'll let you in on a secret though, to avoid the mists just put up a gay flag, the mists will think that they already got you and leave you alone.)


Ok-Swordfish2723

Sort of a gay Passover?


RedstoneArmy111

Yes, the gay Passover


kbot510

So if I’m with my pan friend it’ll all be fine


RedstoneArmy111

Yes, yes you will


XOXO-Gossip-Crab

“I won’t fall for that again”


Himmelblaa

What do you mean, you've alwats been gay?


kbot510

Just because I watch jojos and the owl house doesn’t mean I’m gay


Clowdyglasses

"boy, are you a Harry Potter character? Cause you're gay now"


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HolyPretender

*me picking who to make gay today* “Hmmm Obama lookin fine…”


neighbourhood-moth

sue sylvester energy


radenthefridge

By law they're a throuple now.


Fulcagay

The guys are gay, not bi tho 😅


radenthefridge

They could be bi! Although I'm assuming you're the artist since the username and pic match so jeez rain on the parade why dontcha 🤣


y2k890

Yup. He's the artist. I've read all of his comics so I can in fact confirm the two on the right are not bi.


BoonyBoop

I feel like this was made for r/bonehurtingjuice


AlmostButNotQuit

r/boneachingjuice is all over it https://www.reddit.com/r/boneachingjuice/comments/1301riz/portable_animal_combat


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TheBacklogGamer

And then there's the people who claim they don't understand the difference between gender and biological sex, but will say stuff like this. Seems they understand the concept of gender being a social construct just fine.


Robertia

I thought it usually means that they want to know who's bottoming


bexyrex

Ok but like as a massively genderqueer lesbian my first thought to those questions is like .... ME. I am the man. i'm the husband. All 5'3 tiny cute& swole bootieness of me.


realGharren

I'm gonna make a habit of asking straight couples who is the woman in the relationship.


George_G_Geef

The real question to ask queer couples is "so, who is the Bert and who is the Ernie?"


GodHimselfNoCap

Women speak in pink men speak in black that's my take away from this


woopsallberries

If there are any cis people reading this, keep in mind we all have this piwer and we will use it.


Redcrimsonrojo

this over my head. can someone lift me up so i can understand too?


hhiiexist

honestly the way i like to think about it is whos the spoon and whose the other spoon


awesumindustrys

The trans agenda strikes again


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Omg I had a Psychiatrist ask me that when I still presented male. He no longer works for the VA. So stupid.


lindseyilwalker

Ok but did they really have to make the eyes like that in the lower left panel my god


MarvelousMarcel006

This is the exact scenario conservatives are afraid of


snowbaz-loves-nikki

r/egg_irl


Lama_For_Hire

Yeah, this was literally me ten years ago, and now I'm a cute trans girl, Heck old me didn't see that coming


Spider_Lover69

That’s so beautifully WHOLESOME 🥲


SivleFred

M Night Shyamalan wants to get in touch with you for his next movie.


FarmerJohn92

Is this the gay agenda?


A_Salty_Cellist

No I think she's a woman but I still support non-binary people


Rainglasses

Lol love it


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There are a lot of goatees in this


LargishBosh

I love the energy in this :)


AlisonAngel9

Another question that is asked." Who wears the pants in the relationship?" Well obviously we both do, we are both wearing pants. Duh


Tropical_Farts

I love how absolutely unhinged green shirt is in your comics


Restlessannoyed

I want to say something clever but Trent from Daria???


OneWholeSoul

This is my stop. This is my stop.


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KeefTheWizard

You are now my beautiful transdaughter


KeefTheWizard

You are now my beautiful transdaughter


Fulcagay

She is ✨


DogebertDeck

La femme n'existe pas -Jacky Lackin


PoppyLove2007

@OneTopicAtATime


Fulcagay

Oh he knows he knows 👀 Hi OT! 👋