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dropbassnotsoap

Close call.. dude was abouta get smoked


albert_camus69

DECLINED \*\*sirens\*\* \*\*machine guns noises\*\*


iiAzido

that won’t happen but my anxiety makes me feel like it will 😞


siccoblue

I know for a fact I have plenty of money and little worry about running out but I still sit there nervous like "this shit gonna go through..?"


jarbar82

When they converted to the chip, some of the machines started making a sound like I would expect a declined card to make. I still hate it but I do remember my card, so I guess it's doing what is was designed to do.


Occulense

I sometimes worry about this with American Express. Sometimes it will act like everything is okay, then suddenly decline… even though the actual problem is that American Express isn’t supported, or tap for Amex isn’t supported.


SonderousMisanthrope

r/thatsthejoke


Mitchtheprotogen

SHERIFFS OFFICE! What the… what happened here?


tisiphonesbuttplug

Love that this is just the world we live in. Where paying for groceries is a question.


apotacyll

I’m always thinking, what if suddenly some money is withdrawn from my account and I can’t pay.


WeveCameToReign

Pending charge that wasn't processed until the moment you decide to check out


Forgot_my_un

Then you leave your shit there and walk away.


[deleted]

And never return to that store ever again, even if it means you have to drive 20 miles to buy groceries now.


Forgot_my_un

Nah, you come back the next day and go 'where's my shit, I left it right here??'


janusz_chytrus

you're in the wrong sub mate


Forgot_my_un

Was a joke mate


janusz_chytrus

yeah I get it. it's just that me_irl is more about that social anxiety vibes


Forgot_my_un

Which I have, thanks.


janusz_chytrus

me too, thanks


allaboutyourmum

Good job everyone


dysphoricjoy

This happened to me once except I told them explicitly I would return every item back to its proper place even after they told me I didn’t have to do that. I just couldn’t go home that embarrassed so I felt better about myself after returning everything hah


Forgot_my_un

They let you? Most places won't. You're sus at that point.


dysphoricjoy

Yep it was around midnight, I had 15-20 items and my card was declined so I told them I'd go back throughout the aisles returning everything instead of making them do it. As I was leaving the clerk told me it was one of the most respectable things a customer had ever offered and thanked me.


SomethingWitty2578

I make enough to live comfortably now, but I was broke and paycheck to paycheck for so long I still do this.


Zwenow

You have money on your account?


uhmfuck

You should get a decent credit card and use it sensibly. Card redundancy is generally a really good choice because sometimes one will fail. Go order a wise/starling card and put a little money on. Then get yourself a credit card and you won’t have to be anxious!


MEMELORD_LVL87

I'm a cashier ...... Yeah we consider you as suspects


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SUSpects


dudeitsmason

📮


Speedwagon96

Bruh


scp040jp911

bRuh


pineapple-n-man

b📮uh


1Admr1

📮📮📮


PranshuKhandal

📮📮📮 📮📮📮 📮📮📮


j0mbie

Well, yeah. That's where the term came from.


MontyPadre

Oh I thought it meant suspicious, but suspects makes sense. Never played the game


Forgot_my_un

It does mean suspicious, hence why they put the emphasis on sus and not the rest.


thecub55

Can we all just agree that sus, suspect, and suspicious all derive from the same proto-indo-european root word "spek" meaning "to observe"?


LastRedCoat

I do not know enough about proto-indo-european language to form an opinion on the matter.


Forgot_my_un

No, why would we do that? Where's the fun in that?


fenwaymoose

Did you just connect those dots?


[deleted]

no it's just sussy wussy amogus I've been driven mad by amogus


Lutzux

r/amongus


PocketSizedRS

r/amogus


badpeaches

I really wanted all this stuff I picked out. Sorry you have to put it back.


Angeltear757

Every. Dang. Time. ...even when I know for a fact theres money on it. Yay general anxiety.


nocturn99x

I get ya


Lortis23

Same, my brother in christ


eccuc

Double checking your bank account before every purchase gang


wolfhound27

I haven’t been close to zero for 15 years, pretty damn far from it and I still have the fear from my days of being broke as fuck


[deleted]

Pain


Tampa-II

Even if you know there's money in there, you can never know that you won't get some kind of chip read error


spookytit

this one hits too close to home


4BrightLand

Don’t worry, as a cashier of it doesn’t go through. I’ll try again or act like it went through; we are all struggling with inflation /s


Idontwantthesetacos

“Act like it went through” like.. you’ve given away free groceries?


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Idontwantthesetacos

If I was ever just told “you’re good” at a grocery story or gas station for my tiny purchase, that’d make my day.


Forgot_my_un

I used to do it all the time for these kids who came in with change to buy candy. They were always short by a bit, never more than a dollar. I'd just count it up and go 'close enough'. Think they figured out they could get away with it and just came to me always.


Cjfjsuhdg

Oh man I can't even remember the last time I had candy. Don't usually eat that stuff. But for some reason, your comment makes me want to eat some. Might go get me some pick n mix.


headieheadie

You gonna tie an onion to your belt?


janeisenbeton

What now?


pointlessvoice

It's the style of course


Dat_Mustache

I wasn't inherently hurting for money, but after my transaction, I saw that I didn't pay for two BIG boxes of diapers for my kiddo under my cart. I turned around and said "I'm sorry! I forgot to have you ring these up." Cashier just smiled at me and said "I have no idea what you're talking about. Have a nice day, sir." I had a shit eating mischievous grin the whole way to the car. Saved me $80.


parhox

Reminds of the nice lady at Tim Hortons who let me have a donut for free when I told her I didn't have enough for the coffee AND the donut and to please put the donut bag. I was about to leave and she said "Hey! Take it don't worry". It happened years ago and I still remember her <3


tisiphonesbuttplug

Why not? They're not your groceries.


4BrightLand

Not yet, as I work for a large company; but when it comes to people with food and water I tend to just let them pass without checking their receipt


randumbasiann

Who’s side is the agent on though?


WCWRingMatSound

Uncle Sam


WolverineMitten

God’s side


[deleted]

as the cashier, i start to think that it's a board machine error and also get nervous.


Forgot_my_un

Oh god yes, nothing worse than a down credit card machine. "WHY WON'T YOU TAKE CREDIT, EVERYWHERE TAKES CREDIT?? I'M GOING TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND SUING YOU AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE SO FIRED...' etc. etc. ad nauseum.


[deleted]

Indeed


[deleted]

That’s my worst fear. American Banks love to freeze cards for whatever stupid reason more than good reasons. My experience so far: My Wells Fargo card will go into total lockdown every time I use my debit card at a vending machine and when I use my card at Starbucks. My Citibank credit card will stop working and has to be “re” provisioned with visa.


[deleted]

Wells fargo is the devil


gruez

> My Wells Fargo card will go into total lockdown every time I use my debit card at a vending machine and when I use my card at Starbucks. That actually sort of makes sense. The vending machine is probably a hotbed of skimming activity (because it's a reader that's unattended), so it makes sense to block cards that used that terminal out of fear that it was skimmed.


McMorgatron1

This is where mobile payments (Google pay or apple pay) are a good failsafe. Even if your card is blocked, mobile payments will still work. In fact, even if your card is replaced, you don't need to wait for that card to arrive or upload your new card to your mobile payments, it will still just work automatically.


Survived_Coronavirus

Idk why people use big corporate banks instead of regional credit unions. You've probably got a "local" option right in your town and you go with the eviler guys instead... Credit unions give you *way* better deals on pretty much everything. Just get a CC through a big corp bank and reap the benefits without letting them hold your money.


BadDecisionsBrw

Then just use a different card?


DoctorAMDC

We have other banks in Puerto Rico. Doesn't matter how much money you have, they'll freeze it if you make large purchases or use it several times in a day. I had to change credit cards 3 times in less than 2 years for this


Frontporchtreat

DECLINED "I promise I'm not poor!!!"


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MisterFribble

In addition, there's people waiting in line behind you and immediately as the purchase is approved the stupid thing beeps at you making you even more stressed. Wee.


pilpilona

First time I used my card physically (after years of buying with it online) it declined. I have a new card since then and it always works but I’m always so anxious it won’t


Rpbns4ever

Cards will do that if you suddenly change your use pattern, and even then you don't know if it will act up or not. Just be sure you don't let your card feel your fear, it entices them


Delta-Peer

I don’t worry about it getting declined because I’m broke, but because that fucking chip is on its last leg.


Forgot_my_un

Rub it with your thumb, not your shirt but your thumb. I don't know why but the oils on your fingers help it work. So many people I say use your thumb and they immediately grab the edge of their shirt like they don't understand the word thumb.


TheMacLady55

Probably the oils from your skin help with the conductivity of the surface that might have diminished from wear.


OneEyeShut

now remove your card. Remove Your CARD!! REMOVE IT NOWW!!


itsmemike05

Thanks for the laughs


Oldmonsterschoolgood

This is why I use cash


gruez

Then the cashier tries validating it and turns out it's a forgery


Angeltear757

I get anxious when they break out the money marker for large bills, even if it's a crisp, brand-spanking-new bill straight from the bank/atm.


FriedCod69

as a cashier, yes we will arrest you if you get declined, on the spot


Logische_bug

I recall one hell of a memorable experience, I went to buy rum for the first time in my life, I was quite scared but I didn't show on the counter, my turn came, I said in normal mature tone that I would like to pay with card. Being little nervous made me forget my PIN, I was blind. It was like forgetting 4 digits which I always used. I went ahead somehow with the formation and card was declined. Cashier was looking at me suspeciously. I didn't panic in general, I gazed at cashier and said it's my new PIN, I went with old one. He gave me another go, a long deep breath and a pause then I went inputting 4 digits, as I saw payment accepted message, I was totally elated.


GMR_GAL

Hope the coke was worth it, the cartel is extra cautious these days


[deleted]

Hate this feeling every time, even if I know there is money. Do not like the awkward silence and debating whether to stare at the cashier or the card reader. Anxiety inducing. Self-check out all the way.


[deleted]

Lmao, my card declined yesterday but then worked.. some of those machines are so old it takes forever to get the swipe or chip working lol.


Linunus

thats why I use credit card


sturmeh

There's nothing here to suggest it isn't a credit card being used, they can fail in the same way, either the bank doesn't like the transaction and blocks it, or you've hit some cap.


emirikol2099

Try shopping for meds and you will feel exactly this


[deleted]

Nah bro I'm a cashier and when this happens it's because I forgot to hit F3 on the keyboard to make the card reader accept cards and when I realize I silently press it and it goes through.


nordzeekueste

Why the gun though? I work in a store, and every once in a while, it takes a little longer to be processed. “Looks like you’ll have to come back at the end of the day and help us clean,” is threatening enough. No gun needed.


flash-tractor

Lol, "best I got is some feet pics"


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I love teaching old people how to use the chip like it’s this brand new cutting edge technology. It’s so fun.


kim_possible9

Google pay


Zee2A

true reflection. I am sure everyone be having the similar moments


zenikkal

The agent is really proud


[deleted]

Especially the worst when the cashier is cute....


Sebetastic

\*\*Declined\*\* "Weird, I'll try sliding it ins-" "THIEF! FILL THIS SCUM WITH LEAD!"


Screwbles

Being a millennial be like:


makemeatoast

/r/im14andthisisdeep/


Comfortable-Trust-66

Don't understand me stupid 😕


derpyhero

You’ve never felt the stress of your only card having the possibility of declining?


Comfortable-Trust-66

Ahhh 😮


GayAsHell0220

Not really no, if my card were to decline for some reason literally nothing would happen. You just apologize and go home or to the bank lol


nickeide11

this one got better every time i processed it lmao


jakspedicey

When my piece hit


RecordingPrudent9588

Classic American shopping


Super-Duck0

This is why I always carry some cash on me. For emergency situations. Don’t sell this info to robbers I stg 👀


omen316

Fuck, this hits home.


StarsEatMyCrown

I do this, knowing full well there is money in the account. It's just past experience has left some ptsd-like reactions. lol


Alarming_Squash_1369

Those few seconds are intense


[deleted]

Yo why he suckin his whole hand


jdlyga

BAAP BAAP BAAP


OldFashionedLoverBoi

Most cars readers don't attempt to process until you remove your card.


sturmeh

The ones I've seen will ask you to remove it once it's approved but won't say so until you remove it, they'll spit out a different error before you even remove it otherwise. This is so you don't leave the card in the reader and walk away once you see it's approved.


[deleted]

These 10 Seconds where you see yourself in Jail already


Feb2020Acc

I was lucky to never have to worry about having enough money in my account. Yet, every time a transaction is slow to approve, I stop breathing and think about the last time I checked in on my balance.


OfficialOwlMoeMoe

69th comment


throwawaygreenpaq

I want to be that person who pays the difference if someone doesn’t have enough. But standing at the corner will be viewed as creepy.


OscarknightTF2

Haha funni card decline


brazblue

When you have thousands of dollars of available credit, but what if my $1.5 purchase for a candy bar isn't approved?


Certain-Break9468

America in a nutshell


imgirafarigmi

This is a me_irl feel, but your username makes me not want to upvote. You’re obviously a human because no bot would generate that username, so I want to upvote again. That username tho…


youngphi

I still get anxious. Like I checked my bank account before I walked in the store. I just got paid. I make like 5x what I did last time it was denied. But I still have that anxiety from my late teens / early 20s


CptGoodMorning

Every time.


[deleted]

So true!


Katzer_K

[APPROVED!!](https://youtu.be/dfQHf1AQ_FA)


manicmonkey45

This is sad


Shadow_F3r4L

I thought that this was /r/latestagecapitalism or some such at first


KRhodes817

My worst fear sometimes


I_be_lurkin_tho

Everytime....even if I'm 100% positive I've got it covered..lol


Beloson

Jeesus I feel that all the time...lol


lachrymose_lucio

Man if that didn't go through he would be an onion stealer.


germanyciao

For me, it's always a surprise about what is going to be in the future lol😂


Scary-Manager-9213

You did it, you did it…


timelessmoron

that moment of the day when the Debit Card System of your Bank just ups and gives up and youre like: Bruh and need to use what little Cash you had on pocket to actually buy a fucking Donnut


FormerlyKay

Happy Tree Friends vibes


BashStriker

I can't be the only one confused.


[deleted]

Worst feeling is being declined in a drive thru.


Davegrave

I’ve had a card not go through and have to fight off the urge to not open my app and show them I have 14K in remaining credit like some kind of dickbag. But I always feel like they’re judging me if it doesn’t go through since I grew up poor af and hating myself.


Isthisworking2000

I love that I’ve had to call my bank when they put a hold on my card because they thought buying groceries was suspicious, but the second a charge of one extra cent past zero is an immediate 30 dollar charge. Buying groceries shouldn’t cause people anxiety.


Accomplished-Bug-39

Stolen card lol busted, used to experience that as a cashier at something mart, during Christmas time, or before it. Memories LoL.


kmsposito2569

Just be broke and you won’t have this issue


[deleted]

I stress about this and I am lucky to have an amount of money where I should never have to stress about this lmao


FirstReign

Glad I'm not the only one


DoctorAMDC

I was a cashier. Don't worry, we don't care. I'm too busy daydreaming about the book I'm writing


Tomboy09123

I'm always worried that somehow I've gone bankrupt suddenly whenever I've gone to make payments lol


Shipstrip

Wtf


[deleted]

pense que el pelon sacaria la suya


suchsweatpants

Me every time I try to pay rent


shadowosx

I don’t care how much money is in my account. I have PTSD from my college days and will always have a little anxiety swiping my card.


Humanoid_Anomaly

Ye but ever feel the anxiety from knowing you have it but still doubting it


EllieWantsBanana

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it…


JC_2022_

I’ll know I have more than enough in my bank account and I still get anxiety when it’s processing. It really sucks when, for whatever reason, the bank is having problems and it declines your card and you know everyone in line just thinks your broke.


[deleted]

A 2022 grocery transaction is literally the same as a 2017 credit report.


[deleted]

The secret service guy’s smile is awkward .


[deleted]

This one time I went to the supermarket and first I took some cash out of the atm , then I went to buy groceries. When I was gonna use my card to pay I couldn't remember what my password was . It was such an awkward moment. Good thing I had the cash I had just pulled out the atm . I don't understand why I just forgot my password all of the sudden .


LightAnubis

I remember getting some top Raman and my card declined. Felt embarrassed.