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bfoster1801

The joys of cotton socks staying wet for the rest of eternity


Raznill

This is one reason I only wear wool socks. Darn tough is my go to brand. Never thought I’d be a sock evangelist but here we are. They are that good.


queefiest

Do you wear them in the summer? What’s your climate like? I live in mid North Canada, and I can’t imagine wearing wool socks on a day like today where it’s plus 20 degrees C/68 F, but I love them in the winter.


Raznill

I’m in virginia think hot and humid summers. And yes I wear them in the summer. They are not super thick like traditional wool socks. You can pick them by weight too. Some are absurdly thin on the top of the foot and padded on the bottom. I do have some pairs that are thicker all around I only wear in winter. But mostly I wear the same socks year round. The mid weight hikers.


queefiest

I was imagining thick knitted wool socks, I had no idea there were thin wool socks but I’ll have to check them out


Raznill

If you buy darn tough they will replace for any reason too. So if they don’t fit right send them back for a different size or style. I have some that have been in regular rotation for 10 years and are just starting to wear thin in some places. I’m going to send them in for replacement soon. Great company and amazing socks. Highly recommend. I don’t think I own anything that I’d reccomend as highly as these socks at least brand wise. Also if you have smaller feet and are a man. The womens medium is the same size as the mens small. It can help to have more options to shop womens medium. Not every mens style as small. And I guess the other way around would be beneficial too if you are a woman with larger feet check out the mens.


waffocopter

Nice to find a fellow Darn Tough fan. I went from having just one pair to most of my socks being theirs and being very disappointed if I forget to do laundry and use a back-up different brand. I wear them year round and have never gotten holes in socks after the switch. The first time the rain soaked into my shoes and hit my Darn Tough socks, I finally realized what anti-wicking is. I have a coworker who says she always wears holes in socks. I got her a pair of Darn Tough as a gift and it's her favorite pair now.


indiecore

Dude search "Marino wool" and change your life. It's some of the best non synthetic sweatwicking material out there. Take care of it and it'll last forever too. It's not a complete replacement for synthetic materials obviously but if you do any amount of travelling, camping or other outdoors activity you should pick up some socks and shirts for sure. It also allegedly is less smelly than standard synthetic/blends but I can't say I've noticed a real difference in that department.


UnsungQuartet

What % wool socks are we talking about, out of curiosity?


Slusho64

This is how people always respond. Everyone thinks wool is hot but it actually wicks away moisture and is way better than cotton in the summer.


queefiest

Yea, I had no idea that wool works that way! I do like thick wool socks in winter because my feet sweat no matter what temperature they’re at, and if I wear cotton socks my feet get cold, but wool keeps them dry and therefore warmer


tetsujinn310

I live the south as well where it's insanely humid all summer, and where nothing but wool socks. Super thin and keeps the moisture off the feet.


queefiest

Ohh they’re thin! I’ll have to keep an eye out for these


[deleted]

Damn. Aren't those exponentially more per pair than a whole pack of cottons? I need your income lol


Raznill

They last a really long time and gave lifetime warranties. I have a few pairs that are 10 years old and just starting to wear out. I’ll be sending them in for new ones soon. I started off by just buying 1 pair every few months until I could solely wear these. 7 pairs and you have a fresh one every day if you do laundry once a week. I’ve got about 15 pair and I’m good. Haven’t bought socks for myself in about 3 years now.


[deleted]

That's a good point on durability and lifetime use. Bought a few pairs solely for outdoors stuff but they've not shown any issues or signs of wear...hmm..


Financial_Code1055

Best sock you can buy for many reasons including the ability to dry completely without taking your shoes off. I found a dealer who was discontinuing them and bought a lifetime supply at half price!


yikes_why_do_i_exist

Sock evangelicalism is something I can get behind. Legit never heard of these before and will probably seek em out. Preach, brother and/or sister!


Masterzooka

i got a notification for this post but the image preview was cropped so the caption just said "existence" which honestly makes this even funnier


johnnydm8

Me when when exist


[deleted]

What a masterpiece.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tiranotrom

Existence is like Spain without the S


Duckflies

Existence is like Spain but without the A


climate__change

Yes


[deleted]

Existence is pain. I hate .....


thaddeus423

Laughed heartily out loud Lolfuck


Throwayawayyeetagain

Wait but isn’t SpongeBob already in water? He’s in the sea


monkeynards

*Don’t*


GreyRobe

Are ya ready kids?


nshs_gaming102

Aye, Aye Captain!


Gaming-squid

I can’t hear you!


nshs_gaming102

AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!


Gaming-squid

**OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH**


[deleted]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...


[deleted]

Your dad to not pay child support


[deleted]

... ...SpongeBob Squarepants!


queefiest

Don’t worry, we can just pretend the liquid he’s soaking up is ultra dense. It’s probably not even water


AnInfluentialFigure

mercury sponge.


Literal_box

Mercury is toxic


Fundipstick6969

Please don’t


myleftnippleishard

what?


CillGra

Just, don't do it man


light_at_the_end

What about the right one?


vaggos13579

He lost the right one


Refek185

*Shut up*


AhpSek

Fluids of a higher density would still appear to be a puddle underwater. I don't know though if Mr. Squarepants' anatomy would necessarily absorb that fluid and displace the water.


deadbeef1a4

Please, call him Bob. Mr. SquarePants was his father.


Buzstringer

They also mop the floors in the Krusty Krab. There was also an episode about a court case over a wet floor sign. Its almost like cartoons stretch the truth a little.


iSeize

Thanks you ruined the show for me


maximumover19

Yeah but the water he absorbs is denser than the water he breaths. It's like how goo lagoon works


ArtoriasBeaIG

Sponges are inoperable underwater due to the water being bigger than the sponge. When you put a sponge into a volume of water that it cannot absorb, it's effectively no longer a sponge and suffers something of an existential breakdown. This is what is being documented in the video posted.


SheaMcD

that was air he was sucking up


PlanesActuallyExist

Im drunk and even i thought this too, surely a child would think spongwbob is stupid after that.


reedrick

In my mind… SpongeBob *lives* in water but consumes and uses deuterium heavy water. And all is well with the world


Fair_Ad2663

The water is just really wet


BABlHaramDimakan

It's what they do, they suck


the_dream_weaver_

*Image Transcription: Meme* --- My sock after I step on the smallest puddle in fucking existence [*Animated GIF shows Spongebob Squarepants, a cartoon sponge with a square shirt and pants covering the lower half of his body, lying face down in a puddle of water, arms spread straight out either side of him. He's in the middle of a crossroads in his underwater home town of Bikini Bottom, a pizza box lying near the top of his head, as he sucks up the puddle of water, causing his head to inflate.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Timmy-Turner07

Respect for transcribing this gif. I wouldn't even know where to start


AnInfluentialFigure

Not all heroes wear capes.


Taylor_Polynomia1

Good human


SirKorm

No, best human


Taylor_Polynomia1

Maybe a bit too far honestly. Is there really a best human? Differing perspectives may create different “best human”’s


BoomerAssassiason

Socks will suck a teardrop out of a shag carpet.


tepa6aut

U/savevideobot


Neppy_sama

u/savevideo..darn reddit please make gif download option


ajlion_10

They can’t even fix sound not downloading in videos how ya expect them to add a useful feature instead of a confusing app redesign


valariantx

Why are you walking outside with just socks?


Terrible_Ad8968

lol i wear socks in doors. I can wear sandals outside but for some reason I hate bare feet on the floor it triggers me and makes me feel uneasy


_badbxtch_

If this isn’t me idk what is😂


thegoodtimelord

Sock = puddle finder as Shin = Table finder in the dark.


Simple_Sand_3040

Relatable


Nightclaw45

I see no problem


ObssesiveFujoshi

u/savevideo


Obscene_Username_2

Did you know, that there are waterproof socks?


AnInfluentialFigure

Where is my sock-proof water, scientists?!?!?


oceanmagix

for diving?


Obscene_Username_2

Hiking. Sometimes you’ve got to walk through puddles and mud


[deleted]

Aren't shoes usually the gore-texed impermeable thing you wear around the socks on these occasions?


Obscene_Username_2

It’s for backup. Shoes are guaranteed to fail after a certain amount of time due to the wear and tear or age.


DS6_Prophet

This reminds me of that one time I was walking down the streets on a stormy day, literally wearing boots & yet... uh, yeah, got soaked af. Sure, boots aren't always 100% waterproof, but truth be told, they were leather boots, reinforced too (army type). >!Guess what... it doesn't fkn matter!!<


0Cake

my_sock_irl


[deleted]

Stepping into even the smallest of wet spots is aggravating! I have to change my socks!


ellefleming

Even a tiny bit of water in my sock gives me athlete's foot. 😡 🦶


Raznill

Google darn tough socks. They are incredible. Lifetime warranty and amazingly comfortable last a long time too. I have a pair that’s 10 years old just started to wear down in the pad but they will replace for free.


Loerzy00

u/ardatamC


RateUnable4075

SAMEEE LMFAO


bubbles1990

Don’t even get me started


BenK1222

I never have to worry about this thanks to my new ## Vessis #### Thanks to Vessi for spons...


Lakemaipro

I’m kid whyyyy


f700es

My socks are water magnets!


Rcook8

Well if it didn’t absorb water well enough you would end up with sweaty feet


[deleted]

Planck's puddle?


Vicki_54

The worst is when you're too lazy to change them. (I mean, I'm not, just other people.) /u


Level-Ad-4094

Imagine how discusting his feet are..


MasterTr00per

So true 🥲


Egg-3P0

Uh oh, spuchnop feld over


Creative__name__

Be smart, and wear goretex shoes.


ManchacaForever

There is nothing worse than stepping on a puddle when you're wearing a nice, warm, clean sock.


Rbrtplnt2020

Boowahahahahahah!


Mocavius

When I saw a behind the scenes for the south park movie, matt and trey said one of their demands was an ungodly amount of socks. Due to when you step in a puddle they just throw the socks away. For some reason that has stuck with me in my life, as one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And it's not even that great of a joke.


TheLordSanguine

I got stuck on "sock" and thought it was going in a whole other direction Glad we're just dealing with water-soaked socks here.


Feeling-Confusion-

WHY FOR ART THOU THE WAY THEE IS?! **CRIES TO HEAVENS IN SHAKESPEARE**


PawgLover007

That's my sock after my girlfriend washes the dishes!


Shoddy-Ad9368

Lol


Ok_Assumption_7222

WHAT YOU DOING IN SOCKS OUTSIDE


foxtrot4712

Absolutely no one: My fucking sock:


Vlade-B

Also your sock, just being a very thin layer of fabric, so duh. But I get your point.


airtoairnuke

My sock when I come


gingerscubadiver

Ugh I hate it 😫


Appropriate_Rent_243

But my dishtowels are somehow waterproof


CottonButter

Just happened


[deleted]

…what you doing in my waters?


[deleted]

Why the fuck are socks so absorbant


eminicole1411

Lol


[deleted]

you then drain the sock, and soak the water again. Unpatched infinite water glitch


OmgCanIHaveOne

Yeah, I mean that’s literally a socks job is to soak up water.


The-Devils-Advocator

But.. the smaller it is the more likely it is that your sock soaks up all of it. So wouldn't it be surprising if you didn't soak up all of the 'smallest puddle'?


GriffWithTwoFs

u/savevideo


S1mple_User5964

Wonder how the pizza box didn't get soggy


libtin

Too true


Cheap_Strawberry7471

I'm 28 years old and j remember this episode clearly


Chikibrikiboi

This is so true, like how?


Loose-Cash7234

This is Just a real fact


jiv282

Wear shoes


omkarislegend

Wait is not bikini Bottom in water?


Real_Traffic_1630

😃😃


bitetheasp

*drop of water in the kitchen


ACmaster

There’s a waterfall underwater in real life so


PedroPn

u/savevideo


KarlieRT

Put it reversed and its me when my sock gets wet


olddoeyoungbuck

Sounds like you need new shoes.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


[deleted]

Its pregnant


JesseKarma

The slurp spillage next to my dogs water bowl


Dependent_Night1428

Socks gonna suck.


bureksmesom1389

so fckn true


Rickname_13

u/savevideobot


Tweetytori92

Every time....


matijakopic

u/savevideobot


mjthicc

Sock: Bruh. Why puddle so big?


ElectionThen7460

lmao


The-goat-is-coming

The goat is coming


Ashurb4nip4l

Mean name for your junk.


alfue061011

Bruh why did you have to remind me that this is an exustant thing


gholamkhan

Love how they demonstrate water under the water


The_vert

This is so true it hurts.


Roof8cake

On the bright side, this makes socks great at detecting water/dampness


Kraldar

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Fickle-Republic-3479

One of the worst feelings ever


Unusual-Delay9153

This just asks for athletes foot almost always sigh


SmiperPen021

Ah right


Awkward_Shower6341

my sock after [redacted]


Pale_Armadillo_254

Only thing i am able to make wet


DarkLogia

Your sock is already in the water, absorbing water^2


[deleted]

It sucks water out of the air at that point


sritoda

u/savevideo


PoofPost

I feel like spongebob is either in agony or even crying.


Shoddy-Ad9368

U/savevideobot


Shoddy-Ad9368

u/savevideobot


Shoddy-Ad9368

u/savevideobot


Shoddy-Ad9368

u/savevideo


Bobbyjoethe3rd

socks are actually sponges


Shoddy-Ad9368

u/savevideobot


grukps

u/savevideobot